In the survival variety show, relying on raising cubs to make a comeback

"Dad, can we have an optical brain?"

The big cub opened his innocent eyes wide, staring at Xia Chu eagerly.

Xia Chu was pouring water to wash his clothes. Hearing this, he raised his head in confusion: "Why do you suddenly want an optical brain?"

Of course it was to get in touch with my godfather!

Da Zai snickered in his heart, but said another thing: "We want to read the comments of fans."

"Dad, didn't you say that there are many, many people who like us? We also want to see them." Da Zai grabbed his arm and shook it slightly, "The four of us use one optical brain, so we won't mess up Speaker."

Xia Chu hesitated for a while, and said, "That's fine, then you can call the four cubs over."

He needs to tell the four cubs to take good care of his brothers and stop talking nonsense on the Internet.

Da Zai threw off his arm angrily, and said sadly with a puffy face, "You only trust fourth brother, you don't trust me."

Xia Chu: "Not really..."

The big cub covered his ears and shook his head angrily: "I don't listen, I don't listen, Dad, you are a double standard."

Xia Chu: "Alright then, I'll buy it for you after two days."

Da Zai smiled openly: "Okay."

Da Zai got the optical brain, and immediately tried to add a godfather.

The verification message he sent: cub.

Yan Shiqing passed quickly, and replied with a shocked question mark:?

The big cub puffed his face, rolled the air from the left cheek to the right cheek, and then rolled back along the way: "Yes, we met that day."

Yan Shi leaned over there, so excited that he almost dropped his brain——

Son added him!

Da Zai entered with a smile: "This is the special account for Zai Zai, don't worry about being discovered by Uncle Xia."

Da Zai felt that he was very scheming.

In order not to reveal his identity, he deliberately called his father "Uncle Xia".

Yan Shiqing entered and then deleted.

Enter, then delete...

Finally, he sighed at the blank interface.

Ever since she was a child, Yan Shiqing seldom spent time with the cubs.Even during the holidays, those children would tremble with fright when they saw him, and they didn't even dare to ask for the New Year's money.

So he really has no experience with small children.

Last time Zai Zai borrowed Xia Chu's mobile phone and chatted with him, and those few replies made Yan Shiqing so worried that he didn't sleep well all night.As a result, the son threw it quickly, and didn't even reply to him in the end.

But at this moment, my son always sends messages.

Big Cub: "Are you there?"

Da Zai: "Why don't you answer me, uncle—"

Yan Shiqing: Help...

The son was so enthusiastic that he was a little overwhelmed.

Really not knowing how to reply, Yan Shi thought about it and decided to use a universal method——

transfer.

"You have received a red envelope: 2000 star coins."

……

Ten in a row.

The big cub covered his mouth in shock.

"Ten million... Oh my god, 5 star coins is a can of Coke, 10 star coins can buy a bag of carrots, 20 star coins can buy a whole can of lollipops..." Zai Zai felt his fingers I can't even count my head, and I feel dizzy with happiness, "Oh, I'm going to get rich."

It happened that the second cub was holding milk and passed in front of it.

Da Zai waved happily, and whispered: "Second brother, don't you want to drink that AD calcium milk?"

Er Zai nodded obediently.

Big Cub whispered: "You can drink it."

The second cub's eyes widened at once, and he sat down next to the big cub, "Really? Brother, where did you get the money?"

"Godfather gave it."

The eldest son handed the phone to the second son to see, and the second son saw the string of transfer numbers, just like the elder brother, the whole rabbit felt as if it had been smashed into a cotton candy, dizzy and sweet.

"However, we have to go out to buy secretly, so that we can't be discovered by our father." The big cub urged earnestly.

"What can't be found by Dad?"

Unexpectedly, Xia Chu's voice suddenly interjected.He only heard the last half of the sentence, and looked at the two bastards suspiciously, very suspicious that they were doing things behind his back.

"No no."

Er Zai shook his head, flustered.

In contrast, Da Zai's reaction was flattering, quickly cut off the page secretly, and then calmly responded to Xia Chu: "We are reading the comments of fans."

"is it?"

Xia Chu squinted suspiciously. Now on Zai Zai's optical brain page, it is indeed the four accounts created by the program group, and there are many comments from netizens.

but……

"What I saw just now doesn't seem to be this interface?"

Xia Chu was not too sure, and deliberately defrauded him.

Er Zai almost panicked, but fortunately Da Zai was behind him in time and gave him a slight pull, so Er Zai didn't show his flaws.

Da Zai spoke righteously, with a righteous face: "Dad, you must have read it wrong."

Xia Chu was still suspicious: "Really?"

"Yes——" Da Zai leaned in front of him, his big eyes were full of great worry, "Dad, have you been watching too much TV secretly lately, so you are short-sighted?"

Xia Chu: "Cough cough cough!"

With a guilty conscience, he let out an earth-shattering dry cough.

"And Dad, a lot of people down here are scolding you." Da Zai frowned worriedly, "Why do so many people say they like us, but say they hate Dad?"

He is really puzzled.

In Da Zai's eyes, they are all a family.

It's like the fourth brother, although sometimes it is really annoying, but if the big cub likes this family, he will still like the fourth brother.

Xia Chu: That may be because he died when he exited that world.

Without looking at the screen, he could imagine how angry and sad Zai Zai's fans would be, and how miserable they would scold him.

"Because they misunderstood and thought I abandoned you." Xia Chu patiently explained, "In order to protect your identities, even if Dad is scolded, you must never tell the truth, understand?"

Da Zai: "I know, I know."

Xia Chu was worried, and warned again: "If you dare to talk nonsense on the Internet, you will be arrested and made spicy rabbit head."

Both the big cub and the second cub showed terrified faces.

No--

Spicy rabbit head is absolutely not allowed!

Only then did Xia Chu turn around with peace of mind.

While walking, I also wondered: it is also strange.

He obviously waited until night, when the cubs were fast asleep, before coming to the living room to secretly watch TV.How could this matter be discovered by the cubs? !

……

Yan Shiqing didn't know that Da Zai was almost caught, but he only knew that Er Zai had recovered halfway, and suddenly ignored him.

Don't you like the red envelopes he sent?

Still think he posted too little.

Yan Shiqing suddenly realized that he didn't understand his son's character at all.

He has missed such a long time, so far, he still knows nothing about this son.The only understanding came from the chance meeting that day, and the other party still treated him as an ordinary "uncle".

Perhaps, in Zai Zai's life, there is no need for the existence of "another father" at all.

Yan Shiqing suddenly couldn't sit still.

He hurriedly asked his most experienced dad friend for advice: "How should I deal with a two- or three-year-old child?"

Friend: "Well, it depends on what identity you use."

Yan Shiqing couldn't understand at all: "What do you mean? What's the difference?"

A friend directly dialed a virtual video.

He was originally an officer under Yan Shiqing, but two years ago, he retired from the army, married his childhood sweetheart, and successfully conceived a child within the first year.

When it was connected, there was still a little fart squatting in his arms.

The little child, attached to him, couldn't let go of his strong muscles.And this friend dotes on her very much, letting her climb up and down on her two thick arms, and occasionally hanging on her, deliberately swinging her back and forth, making her giggle.

My friend said: "Different children use different methods. If it is a relative's child, you can play with him for two days, and you don't need to discipline him afterwards anyway; Buying gifts for children and playing games with them can be a great way to bond.”

Yan Shiqing's eyes fell on his daughter involuntarily.

His Adam's apple rolled slightly, and his voice was inexplicably dry: "Then if so, what do you do to your daughter?"

"Hehe, then we have to do both, and give both kindness and power." The friend said cheerfully, "You don't think I usually spoil her, if she really makes a mistake in the future, I will definitely do it right."

Yan Shiqing raised his eyebrows, not quite convinced.

Come on.

It's not like Yan Shiqing has never been in contact with his family's devil king.

When this subordinate was an instructor, which rookie hadn't been taught to cry by him?However, a year ago, this cold-faced subordinate brought his child to visit. His face was smiling like a chrysanthemum.

And during the visit, the girl almost demolished Yan Shiqing's house, and he never got angry.

In the end, the girl even pissed on him.

Yan Shiqing thought that this was going to be a scolding, right?

In the end, the other party just happily borrowed his clothes and pants, went to take a shower to clean himself up, and at the end, he commented dotingly: "It's really energetic."

Yan Shiqing: At that time, he thought the other party was crazy.

However, now that she has a child, Yan Shiqing began to understand.

Just like him, the paternal love at this moment also feels like there is nowhere to vent.

#Tell the truth, it’s impossible to fight#

#I can't even love you#

Yan Shiqing looked at the virtual 5D screen, thoughtful: "So you usually tease her like this?"

The friend teased his daughter again, and said, "Yes. How about this, if you are worried, I can also recommend some books, especially suitable for novice dads."

Yan Shiqing: "I would like to hear the details."

After a while, my friend sent me the name of the book list——

"101 Precautions for Newbie Dads"

What should I pay attention to when communicating with children under the age of three? "

"Protecting Children's Developing Imaginations! "

"Don't perfunctory "TA", or you will regret it for the rest of your life"

……

"Accompaniment by parents is the best nourishment for children's growth"

"The secret of enhancing the relationship between husband and wife: having a harmonious x life"

Yan Shiqing's eyes fixed on the last line for a long time.

Isn't this really a mistake?

"Oh, I posted one more." His friend also saw it, but he didn't take it seriously. He was very frank and just covered his daughter's eyes with his hand, "Many people will ignore this, but in fact, whether parents are happy or not is very important It is easy to affect the baby's state."

Yan Shiqing remained silent, silently adding all the books to the shopping cart.

— including the last one.

"Oh, by the way," before the friend hung up the video, he finally remembered to ask, "Who are you asking this for? It can't be you."

His tone was full of teasing.

He obviously felt that the possibility of Yan Shiqing having a child was less likely than the event that the black holes in the universe would collectively explode tomorrow and eventually erode the Imperial Capital Star.

——In other words, it is absolutely impossible!

Unexpectedly, Yan Shiqing admitted frankly, "It's my child."

The friend slipped his hand, and his daughter, who was playing "slide" on his arm, fell to the ground.

He didn't even care about his daughter, and smiled dryly at Yan Shi: "Stop joking, how can you have a date?"

They have known each other for a long time, and they have a good relationship. Yan Shiqing is a man who is a man of no means, he keeps himself clean and never fools around. He has never even heard of a romantic partner. How could he suddenly have a child?

But Yan Shiqing said: "It's true, I have a son, maybe in his early two years old."

friend:……

He was in a daze for a long time, and finally, tremblingly, he asked in disbelief: "You, have you become a Panxia?"

While outrageous, this seems...

It is the most reasonable explanation.

The author says:

Two more at 0:[-].

【small theater】

Yan Shiqing: I have a son.

Friend 1: How come?Your species has learned to self-sufficiency, self-pollination?

Friend 2: Unexpectedly, in the end you became the receiver.

Friend 3: Don't make trouble, although everyone calls cats and dogs "son" now, but this cute way of calling is not suitable for you.

Friend 4: What?Are you a staunch singleist?

friend 5...

Yan Shiqing couldn't bear it anymore: Shut off all your brains!Labor and capital really exist!Son!son!