In the survival variety show, relying on raising cubs to make a comeback
Chapter 21 "Are You Human"
What, what should I do?
Early summer cold sweat.
The grass under his body was almost bald by him, but Yan Shiqing got so close that he could even feel the vigorous heat on the other person.
Therefore, Xia Chu didn't dare to show his flaws at all, and only pretended to be stupid in the way he was always good at——
"Ok?"
He tilted his head, his eyes were round and full of innocence: "How is it possible, one device can't bind multiple consciousnesses at all. If they are human, how could the program crew not find out?"
Yan Shiqing chuckled lightly.
Why didn't the program team find out?
This has to ask the program team.
He glanced at the camera, and suddenly broke out in a cold sweat from the program group that was far away.
Yan Shiqing's voice was played so softly that the audience didn't hear it, but the program crew had a separate monitor radio, so they could hear their conversation clearly.
In fact, the program team has been tracking down this bug, just for the sake of popularity, they will not easily let Xia Chu out, and they will not easily expose this matter to the audience.
Yan Shiqing seemed to be asking casually, and after Xia Chu denied it, he casually lay back.
He was lying on the wet soil, with his hands behind his head, the fire reflected in his eyes, and he dropped a grass in his mouth: "You are right."
Chu Xia breathed a sigh of relief.
However, this tone has not been fully conveyed.
Yan Shi tilted his face up, looked at him seriously, and smiled: "But have you noticed that your expression just now is exactly the same as that of Da Zai lying and pretending to be stupid?"
Early Xia: ...
"I don't have any children. If the players have registration forms, all the information has been reviewed. If you don't believe me, you can look it up later."
Fortunately, at the last moment, Xia Chu reacted in time and explained it to him seriously.
"It seems that I am indeed thinking too much."
Yan Shiqing seemed to have dispelled his doubts.
I said "it seems" because Xia Chu found that the vigilance and interest in his eyes had not subsided.
but it does not matter.
When the four cubs were born, they only had the shape of rabbits, so they were not included in the file. After that, they were kept hidden at home, and they never even went out.
No matter what method Yan Shiqing used to investigate, he couldn't find out the fact that he was pregnant.
"However, with your appearance, it really doesn't look like you have given birth to a child." Yan Shiqing said with a smile.
Xia Chu felt unconvinced, what do you mean by that, are you laughing at his childishness?
He turned his head angrily, but the moment he saw the other party, he suddenly relaxed.
Yan Shiqing lay there relaxed, smiling happily.
He showed eight teeth without hesitation, and there was a blunt ruffian in his smile, just like the seventeen or eighteen-year-old him before returning to the military academy.
The young man is full of spirit and high spirits.
The bullet screen was stunned.
【What did you two just say? Why is Marshal Yan so happy? ! 】
[Is there anything that our noble VIP can't listen to! ! 】
[I'm so anxious, the program team, I'm warning you, hurry up and release the video of the conversation just now, otherwise I will immediately cancel the renewal]
[Just recorded the screen, please take it and replay it, no thanks-(web link)]
[Facing the recorded screen several times, and analyzing it frame by frame at 0.1x speed, I used my lip language skills to boldly restore their conversation——
You care about them... but you don't care about me... You may not know, (inaudible here in the middle), more or less, I have you in my heart...
Although I don't know what you mean, I just want to ask: Do you want to have a baby with me?Like a puppet doll, it's best to have four. 】
Early Xia: Pfft——
Yan Shiqing watched him nervously, trying to divert his attention with barrage.As a result, with a casual glance, I saw these.
What is this all about?
[Fuck! !Is Marshal Yan so fierce? 】
[Confession directly?Good guy, I like this straight ball——]
【It's useless to study, it's useless to study, next time I will confess my love to Omega like this】
[Oh my God, saying "give me a baby" is too romantic! 】
[The first two wake up, this kind of talk depends on the face.If it wasn't for Yan Shiqing's identity and face, saying such words from an A's mouth could be considered sexual harassment! 】
Yan Shiqing realized Xia Chu's distraction, judged for two seconds, and hesitated: "Are you watching the barrage?"
His barrage is too annoying, he has blocked it long ago.
Now, seeing the dazed Xia Chu, he planned to reopen it to see what those guys were talking about.
However, during the shocking few minutes at the beginning of Xia, the barrage had already flowed in an irreversible direction.
Those who got knocked were all light, and some of them were too much, and they even started to conceive Xiaohuangwen!
Therefore, the moment Yan Shiqing raised his hand, Xia Chu rushed over in panic, and subconsciously covered his face: "Don't look, don't look."
Yan Shiqing lay down the whole time, allowing him to throw himself on him, with a smile on his lips, very obedient: "Yeah."
Covering the upper half of his face with his palm, Yan Shiqing looked particularly well-behaved.Xia Chu looked at it for a while before realizing belatedly - he seemed to be lying in Yan Shiqing's arms.
Just now, I seemed to be a little too "enthusiastic".
Xia Chu quickly became embarrassed, and was about to climb off the opponent's body, but two exclamations came from the side.
"oops."
"Ouch."
Da Zai and Er Zai stood not far away, covering their eyes shyly with their little hands.
However, there is still a gap between their fingers——
Covered, but not completely covered.
Xia Chu: He got up from the ground silently, and in his ferocious tone, there was somewhat of a guilty conscience of teaching bad children: "Go back, go back, go back to sleep for me!"
There were still changes that night.
Fortunately, the second cub finished making the tent during the day, so early Xia was not "thrown out" by the system, but could lie peacefully in the sleeping nest.
The four cubs were still awakened by the noisy sound, and went out with their weapons on their backs.
Today's commotion was particularly loud, Erzai and Dazai were also woken up.When Yan Shiqing came to look for the four cubs, he met these four shining eyes.
Different from shrinking in the nest before, the two of them have "crude bows and arrows" tonight.
Yan Shiqing thought for a while and suggested, "Want to try hunting?"
The big cub bounced up instantly: "I want to!"
Yan Shiqing put his index finger on his lips and made a gesture of "shh".
Big Cub hastily lowered his voice, but the excitement in his eyes has not subsided: "Think about it, I think..."
Yan Shi smiled, and waved his hands grandly: "Then follow."
The big cub followed up arrogantly.
The second cub didn't make a sound from the beginning to the end, but when the eldest cub got out of bed, it also followed suit, just following behind the eldest brother.
Only the third cub in Xiachu's arms was pulled by the arm by the fourth cub, and immediately repelled him: "Don't call me, even if there is an earthquake, tsunami, volcano eruption and landslide tonight, I won't get up!"
Four Cubs: We can only let it continue to sleep.
After leaving the tent, I realized that the "monster" tonight was particularly troublesome: it turned out to be a blood bat.
The whole body of the blood bat is pitch black, except for the wings, which have a complex blood-colored pattern, which looks like strange red eyes in the dense night.
Swarms of bats fly overhead, and the world is full of figures with flapping wings.And from time to time, some bats would swoop down suddenly, tear off a piece of flesh and blood from a person, and escape.
A few contestants didn't pay attention at first, and the top of their heads had been scratched and bald, and they were screaming bloody.
The moment the fourth cub saw the swarm of bats, he frowned.
However, they are small in size and are not easy to be noticed by bats hiding near the ground.
The fourth cub stuffed the weapon back into the tent, and then took out the same crude bow as the big cub and the second cub—
Use the bow as a weapon, and use stones as arrows.
The four cubs aimed at the blood bat silently.
"Whoosh."
Before it could make a move, there was a stone beside it, and with a thunderous force, it quickly shot into the group of bats.
A blood bat fell immediately, and even the entire group of bats also had a temporary commotion due to fright, revealing a little gap above their heads.
The four cubs looked over, and it turned out that the person who did it was godfather.
It didn't stop much, but quickly looked back.After being crushed many times, it has gotten used to the strength of its godfather, but these gaps will not make it retreat, but will turn into motivation, whipping it forward!
The four cubs aimed at a blood bat——
"Whoosh."
hit.
The difficulty of the blood bat is obviously higher than that of the monsters in the previous two nights.But in the eyes of Yan Shiqing and Si Zai, beating these bats was like abusing vegetables. After a while, a mountain of corpses, one large and one small, piled up in front of them.
Finally, the blood bat also realized that these two people were not easy to mess with, and after circling for a while, they backed away, tacitly avoiding this place.
The two of them stopped chasing and hitting, Si Zai nodded and looked at his corpse pile, quite satisfied.
However, when he turned his head to look at his godfather, the other party's corpse pile was obviously much larger than it was.
Four Cubs: Silently pursing their lips.
The motivation is motivation, but I will still be unhappy when I see it.
Fortunately, the two elder brothers are useless enough, and Da Zai and Er Zai are playing rather than helping.
Anyway, none of the bats hit, but one bat flew the wrong way, bumped into its companion and fell faintly in front of them, and was picked up and tied up by them.
At this moment, the two idiots are still celebrating enthusiastically: "I caught it, I finally caught one!"
Four Cubs: Did you catch that?
Yan Shiqing looked at them with a smile.
Xia Chu's tone was very tight, and he didn't want to push too much.Relatively speaking, these cubs are much easier to deal with.
So, he called the most honest and well-behaved second cub to his side.
The second cub had a soft and cute face: "Godfather, what's the matter—"
Yan Shiqing squatted down halfway, looked at it at the same level, and said, "Before you came here, were you a human cub?"
He asked very plainly and directly to the point.Generally speaking, when a child is suddenly asked such a topic, he will show his truest mood while flustered.
So even if you lie, there will be traces to follow.
Yan Shiqing looked at it, consciously able to analyze it from the other person's first expression.
However, he didn't expect to kill him——
The second cub was not a human being.
It is a rabbit.
So it shook its head without any burden in its heart, and said softly: "No——"
The author says:
Two Cubs: By mistake, I was right^^
——Have you felt the love from everyone——
The author's BOSS suffered repeated critical attacks and dropped equipment all over the place.
Ther took the opportunity to pick up the "Author's Manuscript Box", shook it, and found that it was empty.
The emoji sisters picked up the "Chu Xia's precarious vest". Although it had been dropped once, Xia Chu put it back firmly.
The simple girl and the farmer picked up "Cubs Playing Cards" x1, and the faces of the cards are all the emoticons of the Cubs.So the two of them called Ther and (〃′o') sisters, and used the method of fighting the landlords to decide that all the money of "Yan Xia" would be paid by Ther (it's really a non-chief stone hammer)
Early summer cold sweat.
The grass under his body was almost bald by him, but Yan Shiqing got so close that he could even feel the vigorous heat on the other person.
Therefore, Xia Chu didn't dare to show his flaws at all, and only pretended to be stupid in the way he was always good at——
"Ok?"
He tilted his head, his eyes were round and full of innocence: "How is it possible, one device can't bind multiple consciousnesses at all. If they are human, how could the program crew not find out?"
Yan Shiqing chuckled lightly.
Why didn't the program team find out?
This has to ask the program team.
He glanced at the camera, and suddenly broke out in a cold sweat from the program group that was far away.
Yan Shiqing's voice was played so softly that the audience didn't hear it, but the program crew had a separate monitor radio, so they could hear their conversation clearly.
In fact, the program team has been tracking down this bug, just for the sake of popularity, they will not easily let Xia Chu out, and they will not easily expose this matter to the audience.
Yan Shiqing seemed to be asking casually, and after Xia Chu denied it, he casually lay back.
He was lying on the wet soil, with his hands behind his head, the fire reflected in his eyes, and he dropped a grass in his mouth: "You are right."
Chu Xia breathed a sigh of relief.
However, this tone has not been fully conveyed.
Yan Shi tilted his face up, looked at him seriously, and smiled: "But have you noticed that your expression just now is exactly the same as that of Da Zai lying and pretending to be stupid?"
Early Xia: ...
"I don't have any children. If the players have registration forms, all the information has been reviewed. If you don't believe me, you can look it up later."
Fortunately, at the last moment, Xia Chu reacted in time and explained it to him seriously.
"It seems that I am indeed thinking too much."
Yan Shiqing seemed to have dispelled his doubts.
I said "it seems" because Xia Chu found that the vigilance and interest in his eyes had not subsided.
but it does not matter.
When the four cubs were born, they only had the shape of rabbits, so they were not included in the file. After that, they were kept hidden at home, and they never even went out.
No matter what method Yan Shiqing used to investigate, he couldn't find out the fact that he was pregnant.
"However, with your appearance, it really doesn't look like you have given birth to a child." Yan Shiqing said with a smile.
Xia Chu felt unconvinced, what do you mean by that, are you laughing at his childishness?
He turned his head angrily, but the moment he saw the other party, he suddenly relaxed.
Yan Shiqing lay there relaxed, smiling happily.
He showed eight teeth without hesitation, and there was a blunt ruffian in his smile, just like the seventeen or eighteen-year-old him before returning to the military academy.
The young man is full of spirit and high spirits.
The bullet screen was stunned.
【What did you two just say? Why is Marshal Yan so happy? ! 】
[Is there anything that our noble VIP can't listen to! ! 】
[I'm so anxious, the program team, I'm warning you, hurry up and release the video of the conversation just now, otherwise I will immediately cancel the renewal]
[Just recorded the screen, please take it and replay it, no thanks-(web link)]
[Facing the recorded screen several times, and analyzing it frame by frame at 0.1x speed, I used my lip language skills to boldly restore their conversation——
You care about them... but you don't care about me... You may not know, (inaudible here in the middle), more or less, I have you in my heart...
Although I don't know what you mean, I just want to ask: Do you want to have a baby with me?Like a puppet doll, it's best to have four. 】
Early Xia: Pfft——
Yan Shiqing watched him nervously, trying to divert his attention with barrage.As a result, with a casual glance, I saw these.
What is this all about?
[Fuck! !Is Marshal Yan so fierce? 】
[Confession directly?Good guy, I like this straight ball——]
【It's useless to study, it's useless to study, next time I will confess my love to Omega like this】
[Oh my God, saying "give me a baby" is too romantic! 】
[The first two wake up, this kind of talk depends on the face.If it wasn't for Yan Shiqing's identity and face, saying such words from an A's mouth could be considered sexual harassment! 】
Yan Shiqing realized Xia Chu's distraction, judged for two seconds, and hesitated: "Are you watching the barrage?"
His barrage is too annoying, he has blocked it long ago.
Now, seeing the dazed Xia Chu, he planned to reopen it to see what those guys were talking about.
However, during the shocking few minutes at the beginning of Xia, the barrage had already flowed in an irreversible direction.
Those who got knocked were all light, and some of them were too much, and they even started to conceive Xiaohuangwen!
Therefore, the moment Yan Shiqing raised his hand, Xia Chu rushed over in panic, and subconsciously covered his face: "Don't look, don't look."
Yan Shiqing lay down the whole time, allowing him to throw himself on him, with a smile on his lips, very obedient: "Yeah."
Covering the upper half of his face with his palm, Yan Shiqing looked particularly well-behaved.Xia Chu looked at it for a while before realizing belatedly - he seemed to be lying in Yan Shiqing's arms.
Just now, I seemed to be a little too "enthusiastic".
Xia Chu quickly became embarrassed, and was about to climb off the opponent's body, but two exclamations came from the side.
"oops."
"Ouch."
Da Zai and Er Zai stood not far away, covering their eyes shyly with their little hands.
However, there is still a gap between their fingers——
Covered, but not completely covered.
Xia Chu: He got up from the ground silently, and in his ferocious tone, there was somewhat of a guilty conscience of teaching bad children: "Go back, go back, go back to sleep for me!"
There were still changes that night.
Fortunately, the second cub finished making the tent during the day, so early Xia was not "thrown out" by the system, but could lie peacefully in the sleeping nest.
The four cubs were still awakened by the noisy sound, and went out with their weapons on their backs.
Today's commotion was particularly loud, Erzai and Dazai were also woken up.When Yan Shiqing came to look for the four cubs, he met these four shining eyes.
Different from shrinking in the nest before, the two of them have "crude bows and arrows" tonight.
Yan Shiqing thought for a while and suggested, "Want to try hunting?"
The big cub bounced up instantly: "I want to!"
Yan Shiqing put his index finger on his lips and made a gesture of "shh".
Big Cub hastily lowered his voice, but the excitement in his eyes has not subsided: "Think about it, I think..."
Yan Shi smiled, and waved his hands grandly: "Then follow."
The big cub followed up arrogantly.
The second cub didn't make a sound from the beginning to the end, but when the eldest cub got out of bed, it also followed suit, just following behind the eldest brother.
Only the third cub in Xiachu's arms was pulled by the arm by the fourth cub, and immediately repelled him: "Don't call me, even if there is an earthquake, tsunami, volcano eruption and landslide tonight, I won't get up!"
Four Cubs: We can only let it continue to sleep.
After leaving the tent, I realized that the "monster" tonight was particularly troublesome: it turned out to be a blood bat.
The whole body of the blood bat is pitch black, except for the wings, which have a complex blood-colored pattern, which looks like strange red eyes in the dense night.
Swarms of bats fly overhead, and the world is full of figures with flapping wings.And from time to time, some bats would swoop down suddenly, tear off a piece of flesh and blood from a person, and escape.
A few contestants didn't pay attention at first, and the top of their heads had been scratched and bald, and they were screaming bloody.
The moment the fourth cub saw the swarm of bats, he frowned.
However, they are small in size and are not easy to be noticed by bats hiding near the ground.
The fourth cub stuffed the weapon back into the tent, and then took out the same crude bow as the big cub and the second cub—
Use the bow as a weapon, and use stones as arrows.
The four cubs aimed at the blood bat silently.
"Whoosh."
Before it could make a move, there was a stone beside it, and with a thunderous force, it quickly shot into the group of bats.
A blood bat fell immediately, and even the entire group of bats also had a temporary commotion due to fright, revealing a little gap above their heads.
The four cubs looked over, and it turned out that the person who did it was godfather.
It didn't stop much, but quickly looked back.After being crushed many times, it has gotten used to the strength of its godfather, but these gaps will not make it retreat, but will turn into motivation, whipping it forward!
The four cubs aimed at a blood bat——
"Whoosh."
hit.
The difficulty of the blood bat is obviously higher than that of the monsters in the previous two nights.But in the eyes of Yan Shiqing and Si Zai, beating these bats was like abusing vegetables. After a while, a mountain of corpses, one large and one small, piled up in front of them.
Finally, the blood bat also realized that these two people were not easy to mess with, and after circling for a while, they backed away, tacitly avoiding this place.
The two of them stopped chasing and hitting, Si Zai nodded and looked at his corpse pile, quite satisfied.
However, when he turned his head to look at his godfather, the other party's corpse pile was obviously much larger than it was.
Four Cubs: Silently pursing their lips.
The motivation is motivation, but I will still be unhappy when I see it.
Fortunately, the two elder brothers are useless enough, and Da Zai and Er Zai are playing rather than helping.
Anyway, none of the bats hit, but one bat flew the wrong way, bumped into its companion and fell faintly in front of them, and was picked up and tied up by them.
At this moment, the two idiots are still celebrating enthusiastically: "I caught it, I finally caught one!"
Four Cubs: Did you catch that?
Yan Shiqing looked at them with a smile.
Xia Chu's tone was very tight, and he didn't want to push too much.Relatively speaking, these cubs are much easier to deal with.
So, he called the most honest and well-behaved second cub to his side.
The second cub had a soft and cute face: "Godfather, what's the matter—"
Yan Shiqing squatted down halfway, looked at it at the same level, and said, "Before you came here, were you a human cub?"
He asked very plainly and directly to the point.Generally speaking, when a child is suddenly asked such a topic, he will show his truest mood while flustered.
So even if you lie, there will be traces to follow.
Yan Shiqing looked at it, consciously able to analyze it from the other person's first expression.
However, he didn't expect to kill him——
The second cub was not a human being.
It is a rabbit.
So it shook its head without any burden in its heart, and said softly: "No——"
The author says:
Two Cubs: By mistake, I was right^^
——Have you felt the love from everyone——
The author's BOSS suffered repeated critical attacks and dropped equipment all over the place.
Ther took the opportunity to pick up the "Author's Manuscript Box", shook it, and found that it was empty.
The emoji sisters picked up the "Chu Xia's precarious vest". Although it had been dropped once, Xia Chu put it back firmly.
The simple girl and the farmer picked up "Cubs Playing Cards" x1, and the faces of the cards are all the emoticons of the Cubs.So the two of them called Ther and (〃′o') sisters, and used the method of fighting the landlords to decide that all the money of "Yan Xia" would be paid by Ther (it's really a non-chief stone hammer)
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