Only I, a big orange, can't cultivate immortality

The conflict between Uncle Jiang and Immortal Linjiang raged from early spring to early summer.

Cheng Zi didn't know it at first, but felt that the two of them didn't seem to get along very well. They usually talked with each other, no matter how big or small, they would exchange yin and yang words with each other, even at the dinner table. He couldn't bear to slap their chopsticks away.

If so, the contradiction is just a small contradiction, harmless.

It wasn't until Cheng Zi went out one time, came back earlier than usual, and witnessed Lin Jiangxian and Jiang Yishu fighting back and forth in the yard, that he understood the truth of the matter.

Seeing that scene, Cheng Zi's first reaction was that the two of them were really too busy, so he had to propose to the titular mayor, Xiao Fenghuang, to let them retting the farmyard manure.

It wasn't until I reacted that I realized what was going on, and I couldn't laugh or cry for a while.

So... His lieutenant and his partner have already gotten into a family feud, even to the point where they can't live together?

Not really, really not.

So on the day of Lixia, Cheng Zi called the family members who stayed in Yinyu Town to a meeting.A large group of chubby cats sat in the middle of the living room, with their heads held high and their chests held high, imposing. Their sharp cat eyes stared at the two people opposite, full of majesty.

The sound of the rain outside the window, the sound of the wind rustling down the branches, the noise made the house seem even more silent.

Cheng Zi stomped his paws, and Lin Jiangxian, who was facing him, immediately sat upright, showing a "beautiful" emoji.

Uncle Jiang didn't panic at all, and was even confident.

"Cheng Zi, I'm doing it for your own good." He didn't blush and his heart beat, "This mountain god is not serious, he kidnapped a kitten from you to do something you shouldn't do at your age."

Cheng Zi was taken aback for a moment, and after he figured out what he said, his ears stood on end like a rabbit, and the inner part was red.

He raised one paw to cover his face, and turned around: "Meow, meow!"

You, you are not serious!

A smile flashed in Linjiang Xian's eyes.

"Why, I can't tell you what you did?" Uncle Jiang turned his back on customers in one sentence, and he was old in the world. "I don't want to break you up. It's not human affairs. But in order to test him, it's reasonable to ask him to practice every day, right? ? I'm thinking about you, you little kitten doesn't appreciate it!"

As he spoke, he flicked Cheng Zi's ear on purpose.

"Meow!"

Cheng Zi put his ears aside, raised his claws and pressed down on his hand, his face tensed seriously.

He said seriously: "Meow meow meow meow meow, meow meow, meow meow!"

Don't blame me casually, you are not for me, you obviously want to fight because your hands are itchy, and you deliberately use me as an excuse!

Uncle Jiang raised his eyebrows, and then smiled gratifiedly: "Yeah, you can see it all. It's my cat. It's so smart."

Cheng Zi was shocked: "..."

Immortal Linjiang was speechless: "..."

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Seeing the expressions of one cat and one person, Miss Liu burst out laughing.

Cheng Zi came back to his senses, Mao Mao pursed his mouth, and trotted lightly to Uncle Jiang Yi, looking up at him.

"What do you want to say?" Uncle Jiang rubbed his head, his palms were broad and warm.

Cheng Zi stood up and hugged his wrist, staring at him seriously with big eyes: "Meow meow?"

Immortal Linjiang won't really fight with you, so every time I fight with you, I get hurt, can I not ask him to practice in the future?

Uncle Jiang smiled and shook his head: "Okay, but you have to give me a reason enough to convince me."

Cheng Zi tilted his head, lowered his head and rubbed his palm coquettishly, and then said confidently, "Meow meow!"

Because he is very naive, every time he gets hurt he has to be coaxed by me, I am so tired!

Immortal Linjiang: "..."

Lady Liu laughed even louder, and she almost fell on Uncle Jiang Yi's body.

Uncle Jiang Yi didn't expect his answer to be so ingenious, he was startled, and then patted his thigh and laughed, as if he had won a battle, refreshed.

He picked up Cheng Zi and threw it into the sky, then caught it firmly, pinched Cheng Zi's fleshy face and rubbed it.

"Remember your aura today." Uncle Jiang squinted at Jiang Xian from the corner of his eyes, "Continue to handle him like this in the future."

Cheng Zi smiled so that his round eyes narrowed into slits, and he opened his paw pads to meet his palm: "Meow!"

"..."

Immortal Linjiang, who made the third exclamation mark of the day, couldn't bear it any longer, grabbed his cat back, put it away, gagged it with candy, got up and walked out.

His clothes were rolled up, and he threw down his sonorous words:

"A date, don't bother."

As soon as the voice fell, the person was gone.

Seeing this, Mrs. Liu finally had enough of laughing, grabbed a handful of melon seeds from the table next to her and kowtowed leisurely: "I think life is too boring, so you are teasing them again?"

"How can you say it's funny?" Uncle Jiang lowered his head and smiled, with a kind of calmness under his control, "I'm just frankly repaying him for being blocked by your father when he pursued you back then."

Hearing this, Lady Liu helplessly supported her forehead: "I really hold grudges."

……

The rain in Lixia is mixed with the last fragrance of late spring, and the wind blows the green wheat waves all over the field, making a soft sound of brushing.

There is a pergola beside the field, made of sycamore wood cut from the Fenghuang forest, covered with mats and soft pillows, it is specially prepared for ordinary people who guard the field, it is spacious and comfortable.

Immortal Linjiang brought twigs of phoenix trees from a corner and lit a bonfire to dissipate the moisture under the shed.

Cheng Zi ran around the fire, and finally returned to lie on his knees. His solid and thick body was stretched out like a big loaf of whole wheat bread, and the soft fur still had the smell of sunshine.

With the sound of the rain, the orange cat was dizzy and bored, but didn't want to doze off.

Immortal Linjiang saw him looking up, his round golden pupils staring straight at him, knowing that he was bored: "What do you want to do?"

"Meow."

Wondering what Jiang Shuke is doing.

Cheng Zi pressed his ears, lowered his head and arched in his palm, the cat-mao strips formed into cat-mao balls.

"He, right now he should follow Cen Xiang and Ji Dao into the imperial city and stir up wind and rain there."

Immortal Linjiang casually summoned a cluster of flames from the bonfire, his blue eyes were clear and gentle: "Want to see it with your own eyes?"

Cheng Zi's eyes lit up, and he flicked his tail vigorously: "Meow?"

May I?

Immortal Linjiang rubbed the cat's head until sparks appeared on his head before answering, "Of course."

After finishing speaking, he sent the flame in his palm forward, and the fire rose in the wind, elongated and extended into the shape of a mirror frame, and the picture inside flashed, suddenly reflecting Jiang Shuke's round face.

Cheng Zi immediately turned his gaze away, and focused on watching TV.

At that time, Jiang Shuke was standing under the willow tree by the river, looking up with his hands in his hands.

A rope was hung on the tree trunk at least two meters above the ground, and another person was put on the rope.The man stepped on the chair under his feet and pretended to hang himself, but his eyes were fixed on Jiang Shuke below.

"What's wrong? Don't you want to show your ambition with death?"

Jiang Shuke unhurriedly took out a piece of cake and took a bite, then slowly lifted his foot to the edge of the stool.His eyebrows and eyes similar to Liu Niangzi frowned, and he smiled kindly and kindly: "I think it's hard work for you to be so stiff, do you want me to help you?"

As he said that, he raised his foot to kick off the stool.

"Don't!" The man blurted out the words to stop him, almost falling from the top because of his nervousness.

He is dressed as a scholar, with a fledgling childishness on his face, and the embarrassment and guilt of not being able to get on stage after acting.

"I...I just want to stay here for a while and think about some problems." The scholar forced his respect back with a straight face, "After thinking about it, I will... kill myself."

"Tsk tsk tsk..." Jiang Shuke shook his head, "After 300 years, people dug up your corpse from the river, and the bones are rotten. Your mouth is probably still there because it is too hard."

Scholar: "..."

Where did you get such a poisonous mouth, you little brat?In her previous life, she fell into the green bamboo leaf in three steps, did she not cross the bridge of Naihe when she was reincarnated?

"Ake, why are you still here?"

Cen Xiang's voice suddenly sounded, and soon, he also walked into the screen, dressed in a maroon official uniform, he was tall and majestic, steady and majestic, but there was a deep cunning hidden in his eyes.

"Hey, this guy isn't dead yet?" He raised his eyebrows in surprise when he saw the person on the tree, and opened his mouth to grab a bamboo shoot, "Look at how ignorant this kid is, he can't kick a stool easily, and he doesn't know how to help him." Bundle."

After finishing speaking, he kicked up without saying a word, and the scholar jumped down to the ground in fright.

"Cen Xiang!" The scholar jumped angrily like a cat whose tail had been stepped on, "Don't bully me too much!"

Cen wanted to scratch his ears: "You want to die, but I will help you get your wish, so how could it be that I am deceiving people too much?"

Jiang Shuke nodded innocently: "That's right, Brother Cen is born to like to help others. As the one being helped, why are you so ignorant?"

"I...you...you..."

The poor scholar blushed and was too angry to speak.

"Okay, okay, since you don't want to die, let's have a meal together. I treat you."

With a smile, Cen Xiang stepped forward and put his arms around the scholar's shoulders, dragging him away as abruptly as a dry field.

Jiang Shuke gnawed on the cake and followed behind, his eyeballs rolling around, not knowing what bad idea he was thinking.

Seeing that Cen wanted to coax the scholar to a nearby restaurant, he drank three glasses of wine, skillfully opened up the conversation, and spoke sentence by sentence from the scholar's mouth.

The scholar's complexion is still not good, but when he meets such a social bull patient, no matter how cautious he is, he is still young, and he missed the bottom without knowing it.

After a meal, the scholar was so drunk that he lay on the table.

Seeing this, Cen Xiang blinked at Jiang Shuke, who came to eat and drink, and slipped out of the restaurant lightly.

After a long while, the scholar finally sobered up, and was greeted with an empty seat beside him, and the bill handed over by the shopkeeper with a smile on his face.

Scholar: "..."

Shopkeeper: "..."

"Cen Xiang! I am at odds with you!!"

Looking at this video, Cheng Zi seemed to be watching a skit or a cross talk, patting Linjiang Xian's thigh with his paw, laughing endlessly.

After being separated for so long, Cen Xiang is still the same Cen Xiang, and Jiang Shuke hasn't changed at all.

With them around, the life of the people in the imperial city is probably full of joy and laughter, as exciting as it can be.

Wonderful!

Immortal Linjiang waved away the picture-taking technique, picked up the big orange cat that was laughing like a duck, and made him look directly at him.

"Happy?" he asked.

Cheng Zi danced and danced: "Meow!"

Happy, very happy!

"Then..." Immortal Linjiang lifted him a little higher, "Do I have a reward?"

"Meow?"

Cheng Zi's eyes widened in surprise, and after biting his paw, his expression straightened, and he struggled to free his hand, then shook his head and said earnestly, "Meow, meow, woo woo."

Immortal Linjiang, you are already a mature mountain god, you can't always think about letting me coax you with a kitten.

After finishing speaking, he turned around and ran, kicking the ground with all four feet, and his figure drew an arc in midair.

Wuhu takes off!

"?"

Immortal Linjiang slowly issued a question mark, and at the same time, with sharp eyes and quick hands, he reached out to grab his waist, and took the big cat with its teeth and claws back into his arms.

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"No." Immortal Linjiang said seriously, "You must coax me."

"..."

Cheng Zi was taken aback for a moment, and then puffed up his face, preferring to die: "Meow meow meow!"

Lin Jiangxian put on a serious face, "Don't coax me to eat luxurious three-pack fried rice at night."

"……Meow!"

Cheng Zi showed a bright smile, stretched out her claws to hug his face, and leaned forward to kiss him.

……

Not far away, Xiao Fenghuang and Yi Jiangshan came back after cleaning up the demon, and when they were physically and mentally exhausted, they happened to bump into this person and cat to show their affection.

"Smelly couple, they're having fun again." Yi Jiangshan said with a blank expression on his face.

Xiao Fenghuang felt that he could not follow the trend, but had to say something fresh and unique in his own style.

So he opened his mouth, hesitant to speak but then hesitant, hesitant to speak but then hesitant.If you want to stop talking, put down the microphone.

Forget it, follow what others say.

"Smelly couple."