Only I, a big orange, can't cultivate immortality

The god of society, in the folklore and secular meaning, is the god of the land. It is strongly related to images such as farming and harvest, and has a wide range of sacrifices. It is also the source of "she" in the word "sheji".

When Cheng Zi created, he kept the setting of the god of the earth, and added something according to the tradition of Xiuxian novels, integrating a series of gods related to the earth into the god of the society, and writing him... to death.

The Northern Wilderness is the place where the god of the society fell.

As a natural god in charge of the vast land and second only to the Dao of Heaven, the God of Society had many impacts after his death, one of which was to turn the Northern Wilderness into a land of doom.

To put it simply, in the land of the Northern Wilderness, no one's spells will work well, and even spiritual power will be suppressed.Not to mention Immortal Linjiang, even if the goddess came over, none of her large-scale AOE damage sword moves would be used, and she could only use ordinary moves.

Looking at the almost disappearing water channel in front of him, Cheng Zi scratched his head in anxiety, and the hairs fell down one by one. Before spring came, there was a "disaster" in the desert.

What kind of experience is it for an author to be cheated into a dog by the setting he wrote?

"Don't worry." Immortal Linjiang grabbed his paws to prevent him from scratching himself into the Mediterranean Sea. "Although the Northern Wilderness cannot use spells, it is different from other places—the creatures here are all spiritual and can communicate."

Um?Are there additional settings that I don't know about?

Cheng Zi raised his head and widened his eyes in surprise.

"After the fall of the god of society, the divine power scattered in all directions, penetrated into the ground, and supported the earth in the world so that it would not collapse. In addition, He has another remaining power that was blocked in the northern wilderness. After many years, a new rule was formed, that is, our The well-known rules of not using spells. In the process, this spiritual power subtly enlightened the creatures of the Northern Wilderness, making this land of the end of magic an alternative paradise."

Immortal Linjiang explained while walking towards the direction where the camels left with a cane, walking slowly and then fast, Cheng Zi could only feel a cool wind brushing past her ears, Immortal Linjiang had already stopped the camels before.

The leader of the camel herd was a white camel, which was a bit larger than ordinary camels. It was white all over, with only black eyes and a gentle temper.

Cheng Zi bent his paws to rest his face, and asked curiously, "Meow meow?"

Hey buddy, want to chat?

Immortal Linjiang chuckled, and tapped Pippi Cat's head on his shoulder with the tip of his stick.

The long eyelashes of the white camel flickered, and suddenly said: "Brother, what's the matter with you?"

"..."

Whoa!What a great accent!

Cheng Zi was dazzled by the familiar accent: "Meow wow!"

I want to chat with you for five cents, just talk about the stream that you drank up just now?

The white camel was a little anxious, and kicked its hooves: "No, how can you wrong the camel? What is the creek we drank up? It was about to dry up. We just went up and licked the last two mouthfuls. The guy fucks it without licking it, what a waste, don't you think?"

Cheng Zi: "Meow meow! Meow meow! Meow?"

Brother, don't be impatient, I'll just talk casually, actually, I want to ask you about the dark river under the stream, do you think you are free now?

The white camel's face looked better now. He looked up at the big sun above, stopped digging sand, and raised his chin to the sand dunes not far away: "It's too hot here, let's talk in a cooler place."

"Meow!"

to make!

Cheng Zi and Bai Luotuo came to an agreement with each other with a mouthful of non-standard but sincere meow words, so fast that Linjiang Immortal didn't even realize it, and took Cheng Zi with him. Sit behind the sand dunes with the white camel.

He felt like a mount.

Linjiang Xian couldn't laugh or cry.

"Tell me, brother, what do you want to know." The white camel sat down with its knees bent, a patch of fluff fluttering on its forehead, and its unorthodox bangs concealed the emotions in its eyes.

Cheng Zi and Immortal Linjiang looked at each other, saw him nodding slightly, so he jumped to sit down in front of the white camel, as serious as a peace envoy.

"Meow meow meow, meow meow meow?"

I heard that the stream is connected to the underground spiritual spring. Is this true?

"Yes." The white camel replied straightforwardly, "But it's dry, and if it's dry, it will definitely lose its connection to the water vein."

"..."

I really listen to what you say, like listening to a word.

"Meow meow."

Thank you for telling me such an important thing.

Cheng Zi pressed his ears, and couldn't help making complaints.

"Ham, I know what your plan is, isn't it just to find water veins, it's simple." The white camel narrowed his eyes and began to run the train with his mouth full: "I have a mountain as high as rice, a sea as many noodles, a hundred Meter-thick locks, wait..."

Cheng Zi calmly took over the conversation: "Meow meow meow."

After the chicken has finished pecking the rice and the dog has finished licking the noodles, the fire will break the lock, and the water veins will pop out by themselves.

"That's right! That's it!" The white camel stretched out two hooves from under its belly, applauding Cheng Zi passionately, "You know this joke too?"

Turns out you knew it was a joke.

Cheng Zi grinned cat-like mouth, smiled subtly, pointed at the white camel and turned to Immortal Linjiang, "Meow wow!"

It's hopeless, let's bury it.

Immortal Linjiang held back his smile, and raised his rattan stick with a cold face, the carved metal on the tip of the stick flashed sharply, making the white camel numb.

"Brother, do you know the rules that we can't use spells here?" The white camel tilted its neck back.

Immortal Linjiang's answer was also very simple: "I am the mountain god of Jishan."

"..."

After a brief silence, the white camel raised its hoof and stood up, laughing loudly and bowing to Linjiang Fairy.

"Hey! You said you were the mountain god of Jishan, so I wouldn't go around with you for so long—oh! This is your old cat, isn't it? It's so well-raised, so rich, and it looks like it usually does. I didn't eat less..."

"Meow meow meow!"

You do what you want, hold back those useless ones!

Cheng Zi waved his paw impatiently.

The white camel closed his mouth, shrank his legs and shrunk his hands, and sat back on the spot, staring at Immortal Linjiang with a pair of small eyes and saying nothing.

He looked like he was showing weakness, but he was actually still observing, and his lively eyes were full of distrust.

Immortal Linjiang asked: "Tell me, why did you intentionally destroy the stream that locates the water veins?"

Hearing this, Cheng Zi looked at the white camel from inquiry to surprise, and the corners of his mouth twitched slightly.

Ya looks thick eyebrows and big eyes, but it turned out to be a scheming camel?

He said it was such a coincidence, they had just decided to arrange the formation nodes, and the locator of one of the important nodes was licked dry by the camels.It is said that reality is more magical than fiction, but such a coincidence cannot be created in reality!

Fortunately, he believed this guy's nonsense just now!

"Hey, it's a long story..."

"Meow!"

Then you make a long story short, don't try to procrastinate!

Cheng Zi directly blocked the white camel's excuse.

"Look at you, the kitten is quite fat from eating, and his mind is so small."

The white camel muttered, seeing that Cheng Zi had already stretched out his claws to touch the cane in Immortal Linjiang's hand, and quickly got to the point: "I have no choice! Lord Mountain God, trust me!"

"Let's talk." Immortal Linjiang said concisely.

Facing the same cold gaze from the cats, the white camel smacked its lips, and could only tell the truth.

Although the Northern Wilderness is a land of doom, due to the existence of underground spiritual springs, there is no shortage of water or spiritual energy. Therefore, apart from the inability to use spells, the lives of the creatures here are pretty good.

Even if you can't practice, you can develop a spiritual body after washing with spiritual spring water for many years, which is invulnerable to swords and guns, and the diamond is not broken.This is also the best resource left by the gods for Beihuang.

However, misfortune depends on fortune, and fortune rests on misfortune.The Lingquan water veins are not only the source of blessings for the Northern Wilderness, but also the root of the Northern Wilderness's bane.

All water sources in the Northern Wilderness come from water veins, so each water source can be accurately located where the water veins are located.

Because of this, many people engaged in illegal activities focused on the water veins, trying to smuggle and sell the spiritual spring water, and even wanted to monopolize the water veins. The aborigines here are flying like dogs and dogs, and have no peace.

The white camel spit all over the place: "Outsiders can't use spells when they enter the Northern Wilderness, and their magic tools have turned into broken copper and rotten iron. They will definitely not be able to beat us. It is not difficult to keep the water veins. But there are too many of them. Not only are there many , and very annoying, just like the buzzing mosquitoes that get into the mosquito net before you go to sleep, not harmful, but extremely insulting, annoying to death!"

Cheng Zi squinted his eyes for a while and stared for a while, his ears sometimes pricked up and sometimes drooped, and his hair was blown out because of the mosquito metaphor halfway through. He had a rich expression and a timely response, coupled with the storytelling style of a white camel——

Linjiang Xian silently took out the teapot and poured Cheng Zi a cup of hot tea.

"Because they are too annoying—Master Mountain God will also give me a glass of thank you—so together with the patriarchs of several other clans, I decided to hide all the water streams in the Northern Wilderness, leaving only one to maintain Live a normal life and fundamentally eliminate the possibility of being stolen."

"No, just now there was something short-sighted—I'm not talking about you, Lord Mountain God—come to look for the water vein, and my family happened to pass by the water source, so we drank it dry."

After the white camel finished speaking, he raised his head to drink the tea and let out a sigh of "ah".

Cheng Zi now thinks that this camel is the traverser.

Whether it's the stalk or the style of speaking, as well as this strange brain circuit, it is not the style of painting that this world should have.

If it hadn't been time-traveled, Cheng Zi's previous time-traveling novels would be worthless.

Cheng Zi raised his paw, grabbed his ear and pulled it. After some serious thinking, he pointed out the loophole in the white camel's words: "Meow meow meow!"

Just hiding the water source cannot fundamentally prevent the house from being stolen, and the only way to completely solve the problem is to drain the water.

"Tsk." The white camel put down his teacup and patted his head deeply. "Your method is very good, so good that it surpasses the times. It is too advanced for us to understand, so we will consider implementing it in the next life."

"Okay, don't talk anymore." Linjiang Immortal pressed its hooves, "We are here this time because we need to use the water veins for important things-have you ever heard of the demons outside the sky?"

The white camel tilted its head, not knowing why.

Cheng Zi's meowing and meowing were faster than those of Linjiang Immortal, so he took over the responsibility of explaining, and simply repeated Uncle Jiang's words without any redundant words.

Then the white camel threw its neck back again.It understands and is greatly shocked.

"Master Mountain God," the white camel raised his hoof and pointed at Cheng Zi, asking in a serious tone asking for advice, "This is a cat, so it won't be a donkey to me, right?"

Cheng Zi smiled slightly: "Meow wow."

I'm your father, of course I won't lie to you.

"Don't bully me. I haven't read the book. I haven't read the book. I also know that cats and camels can't have children." The white camel pouted, "But this matter... I can't make the decision. The water vein belongs to everyone. It’s not my camel’s, not to mention that without the consent of a wise man, none of us would dare to undertake this matter.”

"And I didn't say..."

The white camel narrowed his eyes, as if his eyes were irritated: "The excuse you made is much worse than that group of outsiders. At least they can make up a sickness in which there are old people and younger ones, because they are afraid that the younger ones will die early. Kind of down-to-earth... I won't say anything, I'll shut up!"

Looking at the rattan stick in Linjiang Immortal's hands, the white camel was very timid.

After all, it was controlled by Jishan's spiritual veins, and in the hands of the Jishan Mountain God, even without the blessing of spells and spiritual power, it still has the strength to open mountains with one stick.

No matter how indestructible the white camel is, it is still a body of flesh and blood. If it is head-to-head with the cane, it will wash the ingredients and lay them under the kitchen knife. It is so smart that a camel will not do such a stupid thing.

Cheng Zi was tired from sitting, so he collapsed and rested his chin on Linjiang Xian's leg, only raised his eyes to look at it: "Meow, meow."

Son, can you borrow the water pulse? Please give me a letter.

"Okay, my son, wait and think about your father."

After the white camel answered the stalk, he thought for a while and said, "How about this, Lord Mountain God, I'll take you to meet our Northern Wilderness brain melon... Oh no, he is the most intelligent wise man in the Northern Wilderness. If you can convince him, The matter of borrowing water veins is over, how about it?"

Cheng Zi turned to look at Lin Jiangxian.

Oh, Bababa is too poor and want to ask for his opinion?

Immortal Linjiang said helplessly: "Then go and meet the wise man you mentioned, where is he?"

"You two come with me!"

The white camel stood up, shook off the gravel from its body, and told the people behind it to rest here until it came back, and then walked ahead to lead the way.

Cheng Zi looked left and right, deliberately jumped on its head, and sat down between the ears.

Its head sank, and it grinned and wanted to shake it off. Seeing that the cane in Linjiang Immortal's hand faltered again, it could only suck its teeth and get angry:

"Brother, I see that you act strangely and your bones are amazing. I don't know which collection of "Shan Hai Jing" is in it?"

Cheng Zi raised his head and didn't mind.

What about your yin and yang?I will return to you yin and yang.

So he smiled and said, "Meow, meow, meow, meow."

Brother Miao Zan, you are also amazing, others look good when they smile, but you are different, you look funny.

"... a truce."