Only I, a big orange, can't cultivate immortality

There is no false truth to disturb Cen Xiang's mind in this life's dwelling, there is no spirit card attached to the spirit of the mountain god, and there is only a tablet that can barely accommodate part of the power, so Cen Xiang's "venting anger" is carried out easily and carefree .

A moment later, he leaned on a knife and stood among the fragments, and picked up the piece with a sword... No, the half of the tablet that was glowing red and trembling constantly and breathing out fragrance, sneered and said: "Old man, stop scolding. Come out and fight with me."

"Straight!"

The old voice uttered two words that were mellow but not painful. The only effect was that Cen wanted to dig his ears because the voice was too loud.

"Do you know where this place is? Who are the tablets that you smashed to enshrine?"

The old man cursed angrily for a while, and finally realized that Cen didn't want to do this, so he calmed down.

"This place is..."

"The Taifu of the current dynasty enshrines the ancestral hall where his dead political opponents are enshrined. Oh no, to be precise, it is an ancestral hall where he absorbs the luck of the political opponent's family in the name of enshrining."

Cen Xiang lazily interrupted him, and after throwing away the half tablet, the tip of the knife stirred among the fragments on the ground, and quickly picked out the talismans stacked in a triangular shape.

"I am from a small place, but I am also a practitioner. I am not without knowledge. I have seen this method of plundering other people's luck, and I know the owner of the name on the tablet. That's why I smashed these tablets. They are clean."

Piercing the talisman with the tip of the knife to lift it up, Cen Xiang said unhurriedly: "I have been suspicious since I entered this yard and stepped on the traps outside. Lu Yu, a rookie, has nothing to do to come to this danger." What is he doing here? Was arranged by his master to come here to offer incense? There must be a reason for that, right?"

"Now I want to understand that this is a murderous trap arranged for me. Although the traps along the way are not powerful, they are full of murderous intent. If they can't kill me, they can lead me here. Use the power here to deal with me and take my luck away. .”

"It's a pity that you didn't expect that my strength is more than what Lu Yu said, so bang, hey, I miscalculated!"

Cen wanted to clap his hands, but his tone was weak.

"..."

The old voice didn't sound, maybe it was because he was poked in the center and was speechless.

"But I don't understand one thing." Cen wanted to urge the spiritual fire to burn the talisman on the tip of the knife, and the expression on his face turned into confusion. That's all, why do you focus on me, an ordinary practitioner from a small place? Are you so not picky about food, Mr. Taifu?"

"……Ha ha."

The old voice sneered, the red light on the half of the tablet went out immediately, and the black light around it dissipated at the same time.

Cen wanted to put the knife back into its sheath, looking at the fragments of tablets all over the floor with a complicated expression.

At this moment, he felt the cat in his arms move, stretching its little paws, and the paw pads touched his arm softly.

"Cat, how are you? Are you all right?"

Cen Xiang held Cheng Zi in his arms and asked repeatedly.

Cheng Zi turned his belly out, stretched his waist comfortably, his face was full of satiety from sleep, turned over and hugged his hand, as if he was going to stay on the bed for a while.

Seeing his appearance, Cen Xiang knew that his worries were all in vain, poked his ear angrily and said, "Tell me before going to bed next time, I almost thought you were going to die!"

"Meow……"

Cheng Zi opened his eyes wide in a daze. In his field of vision, Cen Xiang's face changed from blurred to clear in just two seconds, but to him, a long lifetime had already passed.

Tears welled up in his eyes.

"Hey, hey! Why are you crying!"

Cen wanted to be seen by his eyes full of tears, his whole body was not right, his hands were not hands and feet, he didn't know what to do.

"Meow woo woo woo..."

Cheng Zi buried his face in his palm, hot tears fell on his palm, causing his right hand to flinch.

"Don't cry... I won't hurt you in the future..."

Cen Xiang panicked even more, holding him at a loss, not even knowing how to coax him.

Fortunately, Cheng Zi had already cried a few times in his dream, and his emotions were almost vented. After shedding a few tears, he barely regained his composure, and wiped the tears on Cen Xiang's sleeve.

Sniffing, he slowly climbed onto Cen Xiang's shoulder and curled up: "Meow meow..."

This place is not good, hurry up and go away.

"Okay, let's go." Cen Xiangmao couldn't understand what was wrong with him, but he couldn't bear to ask him when he looked sluggish, so he had to change the subject, "But before I leave, I want to take these tablets with me."

Lifting his drooping ears, Cheng Zi raised his eyes to the broken pieces of wood on the ground, his eyes narrowed slightly, and a short plot appeared in his mind.

In the residential plot, the highlight is Cen Xiang's outburst and sacrifice of his life to break through after the turmoil, but out of the need for a coherent plot, he still allocated some pen and ink to the owner of the enshrined tablet in the ancestral hall.

The Taifu has worked in the court all his life, using the power of humanity to practice, but because he doesn't know the tricks, his cultivation is stuck in a certain realm and he cannot make any progress.

For this reason, he got on the line of a certain old man in Yunshang Mansion, and obtained from that person the method of plundering his luck and cultivation, and it has been out of control ever since.

These tablets are written with the names of many political enemies who were defeated by him. Among them, there are many famous officials who served the country and the people. They were framed by him during his lifetime and would still be used by him after his death.

"Meow."

When the words in his pen became the reality around him, Cheng Zi once again felt the weight of fate.

He jumped off Cen Xiang's shoulder, held the broken tablets together, and then looked up at Cen Xiang who was squatting in front of him.

Compared with himself in the previous life, he is more like the knight-errant in the book who is full of anger, happiness and vengeance. Even though his heart was hardened in the later stage, he has never lost his heart. He is not forgiving, but his heart is better than anyone else. .

Cheng Zi doesn't like himself in his previous life, but he likes this Cen Xiang.

"Meow."

Putting down the tablet, he leaned forward and cupped Gong Cenxiang's hand, rubbed his hairy head against his fingertips, and looked at him innocently and trustingly with round eyes.

Cen Xiang hugged Daju and rubbed it, a little embarrassed to meet his gaze.

He can be regarded as understanding why so many people like to keep cats.

"Let's go." Cen wanted to put away the tablets with a wave, and put Cheng Zi on his shoulders, smiling brightly, "Find a place with a good view and bury them there, and then go back to find the mountain god and ask him to treat him to dinner!"

Cheng Zi replied loudly: "Meow!"

Infected by Cen Xiang, he finally cheered up again.

……

"Meow meow meow!"

Linjiang Fairy!

Back at Yunxiu Pavilion, the first thing Cheng Zi did was to throw himself into the arms of Immortal Linjiang, hugging him and rubbing his neck and face, not to mention messing up his own hair, and leaving many golden hairs on Immortal Linjiang's body.

It was rare for him to be so enthusiastic, and Linjiang Xian was stunned. He stared at the hair floating in the teacup for a long time before he realized that he couldn't help but hold down the enthusiastic cat.

"Okay, darling, let's stop for a moment." Hugging the restless Maomao Tuanzi tightly, Immortal Linjiang lifted him in front of him, and hit his tail twice with his arm, "Are you suffering outside? Wronged?" Apart from this matter, he really couldn't think of a reason why Cheng Zi's attitude changed drastically after going out.

"Wow!"

Cheng Zi shook his head, then threw his hands onto his face and hugged him, repeating the magic of hugging his face.

With his mouth and nose covered by his soft belly, it was difficult to breathe. Although Linjiang Xian was a little helpless, he still let him please, and only raised his hand to smooth the fur on his back.

Cen Xiang made a sour "tsk" sound beside him: "Just now I was hugging me and crying, but now I'm empathizing with you, what a playboy."

"Meow!"

Cheng Zi's ears twitched, and he turned around and yelled fiercely at him.

Cen wanted to raise his hands in surrender, but he didn't dare to babble any more.

After bouncing on Linjiang Immortal who was alive and well for a while to drain his excitement, Cheng Zi calmed down, nestled on Linjiang Immortal's lap to rest, and ate the dried fruit, snacks and tea he fed.

The place on Linjiang Xian's leg was scorching hot, but other places seemed to be cold.

Cen wanted to break sugar-fried chestnuts into an empty teacup, and while eating, told the cat and the person in front of him what had happened to him in the folk house.

He didn't hide anything, including what he said to provoke the enemy.

When he said the words "I'll die for you", Cheng Zi gave him a standing ovation, and grabbed the chestnuts in the cup that he had painstakingly peeled.

Cen Xiang gave him a chestnut angrily and amusingly.

"Is that so?" Linjiang Immortal looked at Cheng Zi worriedly, "Chengzi, are you having nightmares again?"

Cheng Zi opened his eyes wide, the round eyes seemed to be full of stars and spring water, bright and cute.

"Okay, I won't ask."

Immortal Linjiang stopped politely, pinched his face and turned away.

Can't stand it, can't stand it.

Let him take a second look, and Jishan will bloom all over the mountains and plains again.

Immortal Linjiang calmed down, and after considering it, he also revealed the contents of the previous conversation with God Chunjianghe.

"Disturbing the secrets? Just him, a kitten?" Cen Xiang gnawed on a chestnut and looked at Cheng Zi suspiciously, "No, no, I don't think he has the ability. His only contribution to the chaos of the secrets may be to change the orange cat's highest status." Weight, because ordinary yellow tabby cats can't get fat..."

Before he finished speaking, Cheng Zi's claws had already grabbed it.

"Hey! A gentleman uses his mouth but doesn't move his hands..."

Cen wanted to dodge in a hurry, but was caught with two symmetrical "beard marks".

Facing the two paw prints, Cen Xiang said solemnly: "It seems that both the Yunshang Mansion and the Tai Tuo knew their fate before being disturbed. The reason why the Tai Tuo came to me is probably because I am in that fate...with extraordinary luck?"

Not only is his luck extraordinary, he is simply the son of destiny... Oh no, the father of destiny!

The author's father and cat complained in his heart.

Immortal Linjiang was noncommittal, pinching Cheng Zi's two front paws and rubbing them lightly: "What is certain now is that the original destiny is beneficial to both parties, otherwise they would not be so eager to set things right."

"Thinking about it this way, Yunshang Mansion's target is the cat cub, and the Taifu's target is me. All their actions against us are for the so-called ordering out of order?" Cen wanted to support his head, "I'm a little curious now What is the original fate, it won't be me leading the kitten to the end of the world, right?"

Immortal Linjiang shook her head: "There are many capable people around him, and it's not your turn to take him to the world."

"...Oh." Cen Xiang curled his lips, and looked at Cheng Zi with a slight resentment in his eyes, "How many good brothers do you have?"

Cheng Zi bared his teeth at him.

Immortal Linjiang squeezed his face: "No matter what, this matter needs to be sorted out. Cheng Zi, we have to go back to Yinyu Town and ask Jiang Ye."

Jiang Ye is the name of Uncle Jiang.

"Wow!"

Cheng Zi nodded in agreement, looked at Cen Xiang again, and asked him with his eyes if he wanted to go with them.

Cen wanted to scratch the tip of his nose, but after thinking for a moment, he still chose to refuse.

"I want to stay in the capital and make things difficult for that bastard master. Not for anything else, but because he targeted me inexplicably today. I'm upset, and he can't even think about being safe."

Immortal Linjiang reminded: "He is not easy to deal with."

"I didn't intend to deal with him, but to make things difficult for him." He added the accent on the last two words, "Teacher has good hands and eyes, and his methods are good, but it has nothing to do with me. I will give him the whole point of pain. Itching is just a trick to irritate people, just like the mosquitoes around his ears before going to bed—he can’t use Shang Fang’s sword to kill mosquitoes, can he?”

Hearing this, Immortal Linjiang had nothing to say, but Cheng Zi gave him a thumbs up.

As expected of the protagonist in my writing, this brain circuit is wonderful!

Immortal Linjiang imagined the situation that Cen Xiang might cause, somehow, his thoughts suddenly turned to Cheng Zi's wonderful idea, and he smiled.

"fair enough."

Today's Cen Xiang really can't shake Tai Tuo.

But being able to disgust him is a great victory.

……

Before leaving, Cheng Zi introduced Ji Dao to Cen Xiang, and asked him to talk to the No.

Cen Xiang readily agreed, turned his head and ran towards Chuncheng.

Cheng Zi is not here, he really needs a fan to cooperate with.

Cen wanted to leave, Cheng Zi and Lin Jiangxian also embarked on the journey back to Yinyu Town.

Linjiang Immortal rose from the clouds and swung towards the most splendid direction of the sunset. When he lowered his eyes, he saw the chubby golden cat ball in his arms holding his chin in contemplation, as if hesitating for something.

Seeing that the hair on his body was blown up and down, Immortal Linjiang straightened him up, and asked: "The idler can't wait anymore, don't you have anything to say to me?"

Idle people waiting?

Cheng Zi was stunned for a moment before realizing who he was talking about, thinking that Cen Xiang might be sneezing loudly at this moment, he couldn't help laughing out loud.

After laughing, he finally made up his mind and spread his little pink paws to pat Immortal Linjiang's face: "Meow, meow, meow?"

Immortal Linjiang, do you believe me?

Immortal Linjiang rubbed his paw and said without thinking, "I believe it."

Even if Cheng Zi said that he really disturbed the fate of heaven, he would believe it.

Ever since they met, Cheng Zi had never lied to him, nor could he.

Immortal Linjiang has always been able to see his mood at a glance.

"Actually, I know what you want to tell me."

Linjiang Immortal supported Cheng Zi's body, and when he looked up at him, he said shocking words in a flat tone:

"It is indeed you who disturbed the secrets of heaven, and the so-called normal fate is your fate in the previous life."

Cheng Zi was dumbfounded.

"Meow meow?"

how do you know?

"Silly cat, you really forgot that I can hear your voice." Immortal Linjiang couldn't laugh or cry, "You said in your heart that you lived two lives, and when you talked with Cen Xiang just now, you also told another story in your heart .”

Oh yes.

He hasn't mentioned it for so long that I forgot.

"Meow……"

Then why do you keep saying that the disturbed secret has nothing to do with me...

Cheng Zi blinked in confusion, tilted his head and put his little head into his palm.

"Because there is no so-called correct destiny trajectory in the world. The so-called secret is also an existence that changes all the time. It is changing, and it is not only changing for you, so it has nothing to do with you."

Immortal Linjiang sighed, lowered his head and kissed his small round face, and said: "Those who believe in fate are actually the most troubled by fate. Because what they believe in is not fate itself, but the part that is beneficial to themselves."

Cheng Zi curled up his paws and covered his face: "Meow..."

The part about the demon, and your death in the previous life...

"You also said that it was in the previous life." Linjiang Xian smiled slightly, "You have changed the most important nodes in this life, and the future planning and arrangement will be left to me and Jiang Ye, we will not be together again. Let those tragedies happen."

After speaking, he paused, pinched Cheng Zi's little ear and said with a smile, "Don't forget that you are just a kitten, why should you worry about this?"

Cheng Zi's expression froze for a moment, he fell into deep thought, and suddenly realized.

Yes!There are a lot of bosses around me, why should I worry about this?Just throw a prophet card and leave the follow-up to them!

You are still smart!

Cheng Zi became happy, the smile returned to his face, and he threw himself on Linjiang Xian's face and kissed him.

Immortal Linjiang: "..."

It's over, the flowers of Jishan are about to bloom into the water again.

Seeing Linjiang Xian's slightly absent-minded face, Cheng Zi smiled and lay back on the ground, pressing a certain idea that was about to take shape back to the bottom of his heart.

Fortunately, he didn't think about himself as the author and the fact that he was the protagonist of the novel in his previous life.

If it weren't for the degree of social death of this matter, he could immediately consider finding the heart of heaven to pinch it again and start the game again.