Only I, a big orange, can't cultivate immortality

The name of the second place in the new division is Zeng Jishun, a general standing, born in a poor family, even going to Beijing to rush for the exam is still sick.

Thanks to his wife, Mrs. Hong, who accompanied her all the way and took good care of her, she was able to pass the exam smoothly, and finally got the second place handpicked by Zhu Piyubi, shining on the lintel.

It is said that on the day when the son-in-law was caught under the list, because of his good looks, Zeng Jishun even overshadowed the unattractive No. [-] scholar.Although Tanhualang has a good appearance, he is inferior to him in temperament, and he is not as dazzling as him.

Therefore, the second place among the three, who should have had the least sense of existence, became the focus of the imperial capital because of him, and the craze didn't stop until he was released as an official.

In the carriage, Zeng Jishun leaned on the soft pillow and drank the soup and medicine handed by his wife, stroked his chest slowly, and then suppressed the unexplained dull pain.

He has black hair, handsome face, beautiful appearance, raised eyebrows and lowered eyes are charming, even though his face is bloodless and his lips are pale, it doesn't detract from his demeanor at all.

In contrast, his wife, Hong Shi, looks mediocre, only with a pair of eyebrows and eyes that are somewhat delicate, but this delicateness is not like her natural birth, but someone who specially imitated it.

"Miss." Zeng Ji instantly raised his hand to caress Hong's distant eyebrows, tracing and stroking her eyebrows with cold fingertips, with a gentle and soothing tone, "Have you prepared all the things to pay homage to the deceased?"

Hong looked at him infatuatedly: "Of course, of course everything is ready! That bitch...I also made all the snacks that woman loved to eat before she was alive."

Zeng Jishun nodded in satisfaction: "Take out everything, and I will see everything before I arrive in Chuncheng."

"Okay, okay, I'll take it now."

Hong promised again and again, and took out a lot of things from the box next to him, including a set of red wedding dress made of paper, a set of paper face, two red talismans folded into a triangle shape, and several plates of cold snacks, all of which looked very good. .

Zeng Jishun focused on checking the talismans and desserts, and while checking, he asked: "The stuffing in the talismans and the fillings of the desserts are all made according to my instructions?"

"Yes." Hong said as if asking for credit: "Before I set off, I specially found someone to buy the ashes of the unjustly deceased. Half of them were wrapped in talismans and half of them were wrapped in snacks. As long as I put them in front of the woman's grave, I can continue to confuse her." Let her judge innocent people."

While speaking, Hong's eyes sparkled, revealing the joy of malice: "The more innocent people she kills, the more her power will be weakened. In two years, she should be completely struck to death by lightning punishment!  … ..."

"Cough...cough."

"Master!"

Zeng Jishun's cough interrupted Hong's words. She anxiously comforted her husband, and said viciously: "That woman is really lingering! She won't give up even after she dies, and she will torment you even if she turns into a grieving ghost. !"

"It's okay, after all, I owe her." Zeng Jishun gently stroked her brows and eyes, her voice was soft, with a little subtle temptation.

Sure enough, Hong immediately said what he wanted to hear:

"Sister-in-law, you don't owe her! Didn't she just let you stay for a few days when you were in trouble? Her family is so rich, she should have done this! But she just wanted you to marry her in return for her kindness, and made a fool of herself. For such an excessive thing, you just took away her family property and did not kill her and her parents, you are already doing your best!"

"Later, she and her parents died of the plague. It was because they didn't transport them. What does it have to do with you? Let me tell you, Mr. Xianggong, you shouldn't have collected the bones for them. If it wasn't like this, you wouldn't have been killed by her." Hang on!"

The corners of Zeng Jishun's lips curled slightly, but he suppressed the joy in his eyes, and pretended to say helplessly, "Okay, death is the most important thing, so I don't need to say these words in the future. I only hope that this trip to Rejuvenation City can untie the relationship between me and Ji Ji." There is a misunderstanding between Dao brothers, and I will go and see Ji Chang. They are my best friends, and I really don't want to drift away from them because of this matter."

"Sir, you are so kind."

Hong Shi sighed, leaned over his lap and said distressedly as if complaining.

A section of her fair neck was exposed under her bun, near the back of her head, a slender, faintly visible silk thread protruded from it, entangled between Zeng Jishun's fingers.

Zeng Ji lifted the window of the car instantly and looked ahead from a distance.

The lights of Chuncheng dimly lit up, imprinting on his eyes with a faint smile.

He seemed to have a winning hand.

……

After leaving Ji's mansion, Cheng Ziwo suddenly remembered something when he was crouching in the arms of Immortal Linjiang.

Before leaving, this guy seemed to say that he wasn't scary?

Cheng Zi raised his eyebrows and raised his eyes immediately, raised his upper body and slapped his claws on Linjiang Xian's face, asking him angrily why he lied to himself not to be scary.

"Am I human?" Immortal Linjiang imitated the innocent expression on his face when he refused to rescue Jiang Shuke just now, "Are you human?"

"...?"

Cheng Zi was taken aback by the question, and when he realized it, he became even angrier. He raised his claws and scratched the back of his head vigorously. After scratching off a few piles of fluff, he patted his lips and nose, causing him to sneez several times.

"Meow meow meow!"

I ignore you!

Cheng Zi said loudly, turned around and was about to jump out of his arms.

Immortal Linjiang tightened her arms to stop him, and asked with a smile, "Do you know the way back? It's already late at night, and you are alone, so you really don't feel afraid?"

The soul's two questions pierced through the heart defense, Cheng Zi pursed his mouth, retracted in aggrieved manner, buried his small face in his paws, and refused to talk to him any more.

"Angry?" Immortal Linjiang poked his ear.

Cheng Zi put aside his ears and refused to poke them.

"It's my fault, I shouldn't have told you in advance." Immortal Linjiang moved to another place and poked the flesh on his bulging cheeks, which felt soft and fluffy, "I'll cook something delicious for you tomorrow—you Whatever you want to eat, you can order now."

Cheng Zi still didn't raise his head, but his ears quietly returned to their original positions.

Immortal Linjiang smiled slightly, and was about to strike while the iron was hot to coax the cat back, when suddenly a chill came down his back, it turned out that there was a cold wind blowing, brushing the broken hair on his sideburns.

Cheng Zi also suddenly felt a chill all over his body, and couldn't help shivering.

"Meow?"

The cat had a feeling, he exposed half of his eyes and sneaked a glance behind, only to see a shadow erratic in the dim light, sometimes disappearing, looking at the outline, it was the female ghost they saw in Ji's mansion.

Cheng Zi was numb at that time, he huddled up and hid himself tightly under the sleeves of Immortal Linjiang, with his ears pressed tightly against his scalp.

"Meow……"

she followed...

Cheng Zi reminded pitifully, completely forgetting that Linjiang Immortal is a mountain god, and can perceive things stronger than himself.

"Don't panic."

Immortal Linjiang restrained her smile, and while comforting the terrified little piti in her arms, she turned around behind her. Two beams of light interlaced and flashed under her feet, like chains, imprisoning the shadow's legs and forcing her to stay in place.

The figure of the female ghost appeared, her head was still facing her back, her heels stood on tiptoe, and her torso was twisted irregularly.

She was obviously an extremely beautiful woman, but she looked terrifying because of her weird figure, which belonged to the kind of horror that Cheng Zi could scare herself to death just by looking at her.

But Cheng Zi still mustered up his courage and glanced at her quietly.

"Thank you, my lord... for removing the confusion for the little girl."

The female ghost bowed down to the Linjiang fairy. Although she was a ghost, she had no hatred and hatred. On the contrary, she looked like a sad boudoir, with sadness in her eyes.

Cheng Zi looked at her eyes that were about to cry, and suddenly felt that she was not so scary again.

"Even though the obscuration is removed, the mental barrier is still there." Immortal Linjiang pointed out her intention of coming, "You still can't find your real enemy, and you can't remember his appearance, so you want to ask me to help you, don't you?"

Cheng Zi moved the claws covering his eyes a little, looked up at him, his round golden pupils were full of doubts.

What's the meaning?I do not understand?

asked his eyes.

The female ghost saw the half round head protruding from Linjiang Xian's arms, her hairy ears were still shaking, her brows were full of sorrow, and a smile welled up on the corners of her mouth.

"Little girl..." She paused, then changed her name and continued, "I am originally the daughter of the Chen family of an imperial merchant. Ten years ago, something happened to my family, and I was plotted by one person to ruin my family. My parents died tragically in a foreign land just to protect me." .Because the death was too painful—the way I died is what I look like now—and the resentment is too deep, so I turned into a grieving ghost.”

"It's just that the man came from a Taoist school. I had the impression that he still had an old relationship with a certain gentleman in the court, so he used that gentleman's official aura to cast a spell in the center of my eyes, so that I couldn't remember him, and I couldn't find him." You can't really take revenge on him."

The mourning was too deep and too long, the female ghost could no longer shed tears, and when she mentioned the past, she could only sigh softly.

When Cheng Zi heard her say that her state of death was what she looked like now, and seeing her strange posture, Cheng Zi immediately felt horrified.But this time the fear came from the person who had done such atrocities to her.

How could someone... be so vicious?

"I was misled by the obscurity, and I have killed many innocent people in the past ten years. Those people have been transferred part of my karma by that person. Every time I kill a person, the resentment will be reduced by one point, and the consciousness will be more clear. a little."

The female ghost spread out her hands, her fingertips showed a blurred and chaotic state, which was a sign of dissipating.

Cheng Zi swallowed, sympathizing with her and those who were responsible.

Immortal Linjiang patted his head: "As far as I know, your karma was assigned to the two younger generations of the Ji family, namely Ji Dao and Ji Chang. Why did you choose Ji Chang in the end? Ji Dao?"

"The Ji family's house used to be my house." The female ghost said startlingly, a wisp of black air coiled between her eyebrows, and finally she had the viciousness that a resentful ghost should have, "He sleeps in my room, watching some It’s nothing more than the story of Fengyue, but one day he even forced two maidservants. Such a scum, but he pretends to be gentle, elegant and studious in front of others. He has no sense of propriety, justice, shame, and no moral humanity. I killed him for the sake of understanding the mind, not That cause and effect."

"As for Ji Dao you mentioned..."

The female ghost's eyes flickered, and she seemed a little confused: "He was the number one scholar three years ago... I vaguely remember that my enemy pretended to befriend him and regarded him as the worst enemy, because he easily won the number one scholar that he coveted for." bit. As long as he lives, the man will not be happy, he is not happy..."

As she spoke, she raised the corners of her mouth, and her tone was a little girlish and playful: "I'm just happy."

"Hey... meow!"

Cheng Zi couldn't help laughing out loud, then covered his mouth belatedly, let out a soft cry that wanted to be concealed, then pulled Lin Jiangxian's sleeve, and meowed a few words in his ear.

"In that case, why don't you go to Ji Dao, explain the matter to him, and ask him to tell you the identity of that person?" Immortal Linjiang nodded his forehead helplessly.

"Can I... do this?" The female ghost's eyes lit up, as if opening the door to a new world.

"Meow." Cheng Zi poked his head out and nodded.

He should help you, that guy is very kind.

"Then I'm like this...will it scare him?" The female ghost easily broke free from the light that restrained her, and turned around in a circle.

The hem of the skirt stretched gracefully, if it wasn't for the difference in her figure, she would look more like a fairy than a female ghost.

"I can't be scared. He will pretend not to see you." Linjiang Xian said.

"Meow meow." Cheng Zi continued to add, with a smirk on his lips.

But you're going to scare some little fat guy.

……

"Oh, mother!"

After finally holding back a piece of policy theory, Jiang Shuke's eyes were too hot to take a second look, so he raised his hand and was about to throw it to Ji Dao, adding bricks and tiles to his resolute heart.

But as soon as he raised his head, he was so frightened by the red-clothed female ghost floating behind Ji Dao that he fell off the chair.

At that time, Ji Dao had already prepared his evaluation, and the word "shit doesn't make sense" was already on his lips, and he was scared back again.

Can't it?Didn't I say it yet?

Ji Dao scratched his head, suddenly he understood something.

"Little fat man, is there someone behind me?" He asked.

Jiang Shuke got up, glanced at the female ghost, and nodded with twitching corners of her mouth: "Wearing red clothes, she is very beautiful, but she is more advanced. At my level, I can't appreciate it."

"That's it."

Ji Dao chuckled lightly, walked to the back of the desk, took out a stack of paper money and a scroll from the drawer, walked to the charcoal basin, and started burning the paper.

"Girl, you are here. I have prepared this paper money and painting scroll for three full years, and I have the opportunity to burn it to you today. You take these things, take revenge and go on the road. Use the money to bribe the ghost messenger. In the next life, you will never be killed." Let’s go back to this dirty world.”

While burning, he muttered words.

"If you have an injustice and a debtor, you can just kill Zeng Jishun, and don't touch the people behind him. The minister in the court has an official spirit to protect his body. Even if you turn into a ghost, as long as the court does not fall, you will not be able to hurt him." he."

"The Ji family is also under his protection. I just didn't want to be used by him, so I went back to my hometown to set up a stall after high school. I can't even seek justice for your family."

"So, just teach Ji Chang a lesson, don't kill him, or you will fall into Zeng Jishun's schemes. He deliberately lured you to attack Ji's family, just to get rid of you with the help of that gentleman. Use the obscuration to consume your strength, and take advantage of the situation to completely remove you, two-pronged approach, it can be said that it is not malicious."

"Girl, girl, even if you become a ghost, you can't lose the virtues of cleverness and prudence."

The female ghost floated in front of the window and listened, engraving each word in her heart.

Cheng Zi nestled in Linjiang's fairy arms, feeling sad for some reason.

"Meow……"

Cheng Zi pawed at Lin Jiangxian's lapel, and asked him when he lowered his head, "Woo meow, meow?"

Do you think she will get what she wants in the end?

Immortal Linjiang held his paw and squeezed it: "But it depends on God's will."

Hearing this, Cheng Zi looked up at the sky, then raised his paws and patted lightly, saying seriously, "Meow."

God's will.

perfect...

all.

The last word landed heavily, and the loud sound of glass shattering suddenly sounded in his ears. Cheng Zi's eyes flickered, and his wandering thoughts finally returned to his body.

He suddenly realized something, and raised his head suddenly, a chill that penetrated into the bone marrow instantly flowed through his whole body along with the blood, from the muscles to the bones seemed to be frozen, trembling with cold.

Cheng Zi raised his head and looked at the shadow cast diagonally upwards. His blurred vision gradually became clear, and he saw a man holding an epee.

Seeing Cheng Zi wake up, the man said coldly: "The target has escaped from the illusion. According to the request of the employer, he needs to be killed on the spot!"

After finishing speaking, he raised his epee, and the blade of the sword slashed fiercely at Cheng Zi with a heavy and bitter wind.

"Meow!--"

Cheng Zi clasped his head with his paws, and at the very moment, the kit on his chest spewed out golden light. While parrying the epee, the bell presented by the magistrate of Yunshui County shattered and teleported him away.

When the epee fell to the ground, it flew into the air and plowed a deep mark on the ground.