Only I, a big orange, can't cultivate immortality

The rain is still falling, the clouds are like ink, and the thunder and lightning are cold.

Cheng Zi lay between Uncle Jiang and Lady Liu, listening to their past stories in the natural background sound.

As if chatting, Liu Niangzi chose the cabbage and said slowly: "Shen Jiangyue has done a lot of earth-shattering events in the past, and there are... a few major cases in her hands. Although she is not a good person, she is very open. This will I'm getting old, but I've also plunged headlong into this small town to hide myself like us, which shows that my personality has changed a lot."

Cheng Zi flicked his tail.

He knew that the Jiang family was not the aborigines of Yinyu Town, but moved here after Jiang Shuke was born.

But from Liu Niangzi's words, I am afraid that many residents in the town come from other places, and the reason is probably the "hidden in peace" in her mouth.

Cheng Zi was thoughtful.

They always say that man is old, and they don't know how old he is this year.Judging by his appearance, he can be up to 40 to [-] years old. Considering the average life expectancy of ancient people, the error should not be too outrageous.

However, he really couldn't see that this person was a ruthless character before.Liu Niangzi always seeks truth from facts when she speaks, what she said is earth-shattering...but realistic.

"Is Shen Jiangyue sixty this year?"

Cheng Zi was engrossed in his thoughts, when Lady Liu next to him suddenly said such a sentence lightly, causing him to widen his cat's eyes and open his mouth slightly, showing a standard cat-mao shocked expression.

What?Sixty? !

"More than that." Second Uncle Jiang added more firewood to his shock, "After the new year, he will be seventy. If it weren't for his lack of energy and tiredness of being disturbed, with his previous temperament, he would never choose to retire .”

Miss Liu felt sorry for her, she sighed and said, "It's true."

Cheng Zi: "..."

He stared at his two mangosteen-shaped front paws, the paw pads opened and closed, opened and closed again, as if calculating something.

After a while, he resolutely gave up thinking.

I don't understand!He couldn't understand Shen Jiangyue's age!

They say seventy is seventy!

Cheng Zi lay back on his stomach, paralyzed into a pancake shape again.

Seeing this, Liu Niangzi couldn't help rubbing his cat's head with her hands, and then sighed: "Although he has a better temper now, he is still a little uncertain. He lives here, and I'm really afraid that someone will accidentally mess with him." Seeing him, he was given a 'lesson'."

Second Uncle Jiang smiled helplessly: "Being taught by him will hurt your muscles and bones. When the scholar is out of school, you must remember to tell him to be careful in his words and deeds, and don't provoke this person."

Lady Liu nodded in agreement.

Although the words used by the two were restrained and cryptic, Cheng Zi could hear their implication——

If there is no accident, Shen Jiangyue's mental state should be accidental.

Listen to their descriptions.

He is not a good person, has a slightly good temper, is uncertain, and has a few big cases in his hands...

No matter what kind of product it is, it looks like a villain with unstable mentality and both good and evil.

Cheng Zi recalled the short time with Shen Jiangyue before, and pulled out from the details the sharp changes in his emotions that he had ignored several times, and the staring that made his spine numb at the end, making him more sure of his guess.

This old man definitely has a mental problem!

"orange."

"Meow?"

Miss Liu suddenly called Cheng Zi, and he, who was thinking seriously, subconsciously raised his head to respond.

At this time, Miss Liu tapped his nose with her fingertips, and said earnestly: "Mr. Shen, you should stay away from him. Especially don't run into his house like today, in case you annoy him... You're going to be his dinner."

It was said that Cheng Zi, who had just judged that Shen Jiangyue had a psychological problem, was blown into an orange hairball.

What? !He also eats cats! ?

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Seeing that he was so frightened, Uncle Jiang let out a snort, then quickly put away his smile, and rubbed the hair on his body that had exploded into a hedgehog to comfort him.

"Okay, Liu'er, don't scare it." Uncle Jiang patted Lady Liu lightly, "Don't be too nervous, you can just hide and walk away on weekdays."

"Wow meow..."

Cheng Zi let out a weak cry, curled up, hid his four claws under his body, and drooped his ears.

hide away!I must hide and go in the future!

……

In the evening, when the school was over, the rain that had been raining for most of the day also stopped.

A rainbow bridge is erected in the sky filled with sunset glow, the colorful light is magnificent, and it is so solid that it almost turns into substance.

Cheng Zi lay down on the porch to watch for a while, got up and stretched lazily, trotted out the door, and yelled as he passed the kitchen without looking back.

"Meow!"

Lady Liu's voice came from the kitchen at the right time: "Going to pick up the scholar, right? Be careful on the way."

Before she finished speaking, Cheng Zi had already left her voice far behind.

Starting from home, Cheng Zi stepped briskly on the wet path after the rain, leaving many small plum blossom-shaped footprints along the way, which complemented the washed wild flowers by the roadside, which was interesting and lovely.

At the end of the straight road, at the corner, the door of a bamboo house opened.

Cheng Zi hurriedly stopped, and almost bumped into it.

Inside the bamboo gate, a tall half-human dog with a silver body and no variegated hair walked out, walking lightly and gracefully.The corners of its mouth have a natural radian, which looks like a Samoyed, but is more gentle and intelligent than a Samoyed.

"Meow wow!"

Seeing this big silver-white dog, Cheng Zi's eyes lit up, and he couldn't help but bounce on the spot twice, pounced on it like a rabbit, buried his body in its thick fluffy and soft fur, and rubbed vigorously until it hit the ground. People's smooth hair rubbed into a messy feather duster.

Humans suck cats, and cats suck dogs.

A trace of helplessness flashed in the big dog's golden pupils, and he let the little chubby cat rub against him. After a while, seeing that he was satisfied with rubbing, he raised one of his front paws, carefully shook off the dust on the paw pad, and lightly Tapped his head lightly.

"Meow meow!"

Cheng Zi took two steps back, raised his head to meet the big dog's lowered golden eyes, and patted it with his paws to say hello to the two brothers.

"Aw... woof."

The big dog responded with barks unskillfully, lowered its head and rubbed against him.

A cat and a dog were rubbing their hands vigorously when they suddenly felt a gaze from their side.

Cheng Zi's back stiffened, he raised his head from the soft fur of the big dog, looked to the side, and saw a gray-white rabbit in the grass not far away as expected.

The rabbit has a round body. Except for the gray ears and tail, the rest of the rabbit is also spotless white. Even if it is squatting in the grass that has just been wet by rain, there are no mud spots or grass clippings on its body. It is better than being hugged by it. The carrots I gnawed in my arms were all clean.

It pricked up half of its ears and chewed with its three-petal mouth. It obviously didn't do anything, but it gave people a cheap feeling for no reason, and there was a sly look in its eyes.

Cheng Zi shook his ears, turned his dead fish eyes——

Why can I see you every time I smoke a dog?

Seeing him looking over, the rabbit tilted its head, held the carrot in one paw and waved the other paw to greet him.

Cheng Zi nodded his chin perfunctorily, expressing his response.

This big dog is called Yunxue, and the rabbit over there is called Tayu, both are pets raised by this family.However, compared with their pets who often walk around the streets, the owners are much more reclusive.

Cheng Zi stayed here for two years, and only saw them once, during the Lantern Festival last year.

He has a good relationship with Yun Xue, mainly because he likes Yun Xue's snow-white and soft fur.

A cat and a dog often make an appointment to patrol the town, and occasionally they will squat together with the fisherman by the river. Yunxue is in charge of covering, and he is in charge of fishing.

As for stepping on the rain.This guy sleeps for ten out of twelve hours a day, and eats for the remaining two hours.If someone sees through its body, it is probably either a carrot or a cabbage leaf, and there is not a drop of blood in the vegetable.

Apart from eating and sleeping, Cheng Zi suspects that the biggest pastime in his life is watching him suck dogs.

Whenever he meets Yun Xue, this rabbit will definitely appear anywhere within ten meters, which is more stable than the law that there must be an antidote within ten steps of poison.

But even so, a cat and a rabbit have never had a specific communication, at most they meet and nod to each other, just like today.

After saying hello to Ta Yu, Cheng Zi turned his head, regardless of whether Yun Xue could understand or not, he used his own "language" habits to meow with it in rhythmic rhythms for a while.

The general idea is that I will go to pick up Jiang Shuke from school first, and then come to find Yunxue the fisherman who went to the river to squat at night to fish in the evening.

Yun Xue's temperament was quiet and gentle. After listening to his meow with a smile, she nodded slightly and rubbed her head sideways on his head.

Cheng Zi patted it on the forehead, turned around and ran around the corner, towards the school.

A dog and a rabbit watched him leave.

After a long while, Ta Yu gnawed the last bite of carrot, squinted his eyes comfortably under the sun, and suddenly said: "Are you a dog?"

Yunxue sat upright, without squinting:

"I'm a wolf."

……

Cheng Zi didn't know that just after he left, a strange event happened between the big dog and the rabbit that would shock him for 100 years. He took a small path to the school gate, jumped on the wall to look around, and saw Jiang Shuke being killed in front of the court. The figure of copying the book.

An old man over half a century old stood behind him holding a ruler, with a kind expression and gentle eyes-if he used the ruler to correct Jiang Shuke's writing mistakes from time to time, this scene would definitely be called the master's kindness and diligence.

Cheng Zi grinned——you have a day, you little boy!

Jiang Shuke sat kneeling in front of the desks, with his back straight, his pen writing steady and precise, his little face tensed, and his head covered with sweat.

He copied seriously, but his face was bitter. Based on Cheng Zi's understanding of him, pouring out the slander in his stomach at this time is more than enough to submerge a town of Yinyu.

It seems that today's end of school will be postponed for a long time.

Cheng Zi, who also came from the period of studying hard in the cold window, showed gloating... Oh no, it was a kind smile, and sat down firmly.

At this time, there was a sudden smell of salty food from the opposite side of the school.

It tastes like grilled fish, brushed with sauce, sprinkled with cumin and chili powder.

Cheng Zi was caught off guard, and couldn't help but suck his saliva.

He turned his head cautiously, wanting to see whose house the scent came from.Unexpectedly, as soon as he turned his head, he met the eyes of the 70-year-old Shen Jiangyue, who was under the apricot tree opposite, and who had been warned by Liu Niangzi and Jiang Ershu in the morning not to approach him.

He was holding a bowl in his hand, which contained several pieces of steaming, fragrant grilled fish, and was smiling slightly at Cheng Zi.

"Come." Shen Jiangyue waved to him, "Try the grilled fish I specially made for you."

Cheng Zi: "..."

I also knew I should avoid him.

But the grilled fish he made is really delicious!