Only I, a big orange, can't cultivate immortality

The fishing rod shook slightly, and the drawn long line made a turn, Yi Jiangshan threw it high into the air with his backhand, and bound the two people who were fighting at the same time with a "pounce".

The fishhook was hooked on the line, and the fishing line was tightened quickly, so that they had to get close to each other face to face, and could only turn their heads sideways to make their heads and necks intertwined, so as to avoid some difficult contact.

The fishing line stretched [-] meters in an instant, and then quickly retracted, tightly tangling the two into rice dumplings, and then pulled back suddenly, smashing into the ground heavily.

The mana attached to the top not only disintegrated the two people's protective spells, but even shattered their protective magic weapons, forcing them to receive the double impact with their bodies defenseless.

The moment they fell into the ground, the two of them felt in a trance that their own flesh and blood had been smashed together, unable to speak, and opened their mouths to spit out a fishy-sweet liquid.

Zongzi fell to the ground and made a big hole.

Yi Jiangshan raised her foot and stepped on it lightly, and the two fighters jumped out of the pit. Gululu rolled to her feet and was stepped on by her raised leg, with a slightly ferocious smile on her face:

"You guys are so brave fighting in the air in Yinyu Town!"

Cheng Ziwo cared about Jiangshan's arms, and his tail and claws were stuffed under his stomach. Hearing this, he cautiously raised his head to take a look.

The two people on the ground were entangled by the fishing line until only two heads were left. At this moment, they were tightly clinging to each other's shoulders and necks, their cheeks flushed red because of the severe pain and suffocation.

He then recalled the neat swing that saved him just now...

With this kind of technology, Yijiangshan, why do you go back and forth to fish the air force again and again?

This fishing, it really doesn't have to be used sometimes.

Cheng Zi's thoughts began to wander.

"Hey... we... no..."

The two young people who were close to each other blushed and wanted to speak, but they could only squeeze out modal particles and unsentenced words from between their teeth.

But Yi Jiangshan was still perplexed, under her raised eyebrows, her eyes were stern and murderous, and when she thought that Cheng Zi had almost died under their spell just now, the ferocity in her heart made her unable to control her desire to fill them up. River hand.

"Don't explain, it's all sophistry." Yi Jiangshan stuck the fishing rod in the ground beside him, and pointed to the river behind him, "Did you see this river? Anyway, you have to be taken away by the law enforcement hall." If you've been imprisoned for three to five years, how about using this as a cage, warm in winter and cool in summer?"

The two of them looked at the icy river that was steaming cold, their eyes widened suddenly, and they struggled desperately.

Their barely wriggling bodies were like earthworms caught by Yi Jiangshan for fishing. They resisted in vain, but they still couldn't escape the second fishhook that Yi Jiangshan took out, which looked like a living thing.

Seeing that the new fishhook was about to pass through the chests of the two of them, their eyes were about to burst, and when all thoughts were lost,

"Meow……"

Cheng Zi wrinkled her nose, vaguely feeling that Jiang Shan was in a bad state, stood up, stretched out her pink claws and patted her forehead lightly.

Yi Jiangshan was taken aback by the soft touch on his forehead, and then he came back to his senses and broke free from the boiling hostility.

She lowered her eyes a little, and met Cheng Zi's golden pupils who were full of care and worry.

"... Cheng Zi?" Yi Jiangshan was a little at a loss, "Do you think I shouldn't do anything to them?"

Cheng Zi blinked, jumped out of her arms, walked up to the conjoined earthworm on the ground, tilted his head for a look, and then slapped him up.

Hitting someone who nearly killed you is self-defense.

When the Heavenly King and Lao Tzu came, it was also a legitimate defense!

Cheng Zi's face was stern, and he didn't pull back at all. The claws that were usually hidden in the pads also popped out sharply, leaving long scratches on the two people's faces, and blood flowed.

Having lost their protective spells and magic weapons, they were already hurting from the fall, but as soon as these two paw prints were printed, they felt...

The previous pain was simply drizzle!

An unprecedented pain spread rapidly from the paw prints on their faces, making them feel as if they were in a sea of ​​flames. The skin, flesh, bones and blood were all dried up and burned, and they were in agony.

The severe burning pain also contained fine stinging pain, as if there was a trouble on the body, thousands of needles pierced the pores, pierced the blood vessels, and even went straight into the scalp, extending all the way to the soul.

The two twisted their cheeks almost instantly, wishing they could fight the pain with their heads.

Cheng Zi was taken aback by their reaction, and stared blankly at the claw pad, thinking that what was photographed just now was not a claw, but Cruciatus.

He originally wanted to give some punishment, and then let Yi Jiangshan stop, and handed over the two to the Law Enforcement Hall.

But they look so weak, and it hurts them like this with one claw.

Could it be that this is the legendary high attack and low defense, thin blood depends entirely on stacked armor?

Cheng Zi wiped the blood off his paws on the ground, threw himself back into Yi Jiangshan's arms, and asked her in bewilderment if he had hit too hard.

"No, you don't attack hard, it's because they are too good."

Yi Jiangshan also noticed the abnormality of the two of them, but she stood by Cheng Zi's side without hesitation, and even rubbed his front paws, afraid that he would scratch them.

At this time, a ray of light suddenly dropped from the sky, covering the two of them and dragging them up to the clouds.

Cheng Zi looked up and saw a masked man on a cloud.

He seemed to know Yi Jiangshan, and his molars moved when he saw her.

When you want to speak, you stop, when you stop talking, you want, when you want to stop talking, you stop.

I will not say anymore.

The masked man was about to leave with the two people who were tied together by fishing lines, when they encountered the town, suddenly several rays of light shot from different directions, hitting the two people.

So one cat and two people present saw with six eyes that the bodies of these two people first swelled up like blowing air, and then three horns grew out of their heads.

Half of the cheeks are blue and half white, and several pairs of exoskeletons that look like wings are spread out on the back, fluttering up and down.

The fishing line fell off spontaneously, and the two separated.

They looked at each other's grotesque appearances, and then felt the coldness and hot pain in their bodies for a while. The huge contradiction was also smoothed out by the current sympathy. They began to cry, and begged the man to take them away quickly. Can't wait to taste the prison meal in the Law Enforcement Hall!

Looking at the two strange species in front of him, the masked man: "..."

After today, the danger level of Yinyu Town will be raised by one level.

There are not only outlaw lunatics everywhere, but all of them are masters of life!

Sir, stop it!The outside is full of Zhang San who has just recovered from a mental hospital! .jpg

The masked man sighed, and softened his voice: "It's true that they were wrong in fighting in the air above Yinyu Town, but the crime is not deadly..."

Before the words were finished, several rays of light struck again, this time pointing at the masked man.

He immediately shut up, tied up the two young men with a tying rope, lifted one with each hand, and left without saying any more nonsense.

As for how to solve the strange spells that have entered their bodies, and how to make up for the loss of Yinyu Town, let their families have a headache.

The law enforcement hall is in charge of arresting and not burying.

The masked man thought about it, and suddenly his expression changed, revealing a slightly inconsistent part of the two people's spells.

More than half of the pain they were suffering could not find its source, nor did it belong to the spells that entered their bodies later.

It was as if there was an invisible wound in the souls of the two of them.

Really weird.

……

The source of the anger was taken away, and Yi Jiangshan finally calmed down. He hugged Cheng Zi and sat on the bluestone by the river, and when he looked down, he saw him smiling.

That's right, the little kitty who escaped death... the big cat plate... Zhongmao Tuanzi was laughing, quite happily.

Yi Jiangshan turned him to himself, and poked a small hole in his forehead with his index finger:

"why are you laughing?"

It was fine if she didn't ask, but when Cheng Zi asked, he couldn't help laughing, while laughing, he raised his paw and patted her thigh, almost turning over laughing.

Yi Jiangshan watched him smile for a while, and a smile appeared on his face.

Ah, too.It was really funny how those two left at the end.

The ice broke quietly on the river surface, a carp leaped out of the water, and the orange cat and people laughed in the ripples.

On a tree not far away, a young man in red and black hair crouched on a branch, scratched his face, and then disappeared.

In a blink of an eye, it will be the end of November.

The school in Yinyu Town is about to face this year's academic assessment. Jiang Shuke, who has been fishing for three days and scratching his feet for two days, finally has the motivation to forge ahead. He brings his books to Wang's house across the street to ask for help from his classmate and neighbor Wang Yunli.

In order to increase the chances of successful rescue, he and Cheng Zi got up together, and before dawn, he carried Cheng Zi to knock on the opposite door.

The door opened, and Wang Yunli poked out a small face, his eyes moved from Jiang Shuke to Cheng Zi, his eyes lit up, and he smiled with his lips pursed.

"Student Jiang, what's the matter?" He asked Cheng Zi, who was squatting on Jiang Shuke's shoulder and yawning.

"Oh, isn't it the final exam at the end of the year? I'll come to you to preview." Jiang Shuke said confidently and calmly.

Wang Yunli: "...Huh?"

After a while, Wang Yunli hesitated and asked Jiang Shuke to sit down at the desk in the yard.

He was also reviewing his homework before. A tall stack of books was neatly placed on the table, copybooks and used papers were placed on the side of the cushion, and opposite to the brazier for heating, it was as neat as Jiang Shuke's doghouse-shaped bed. The desk is in stark contrast.

Cheng Zi jumped to the ground, the hairy long cat was plump after being fat, its legs could hardly be seen from top to bottom.

He circled the desk and sat down curled up by the brazier—it was warm here.

Wang Yunli smiled slightly, and carefully stretched out his hand to stroke the fur on his back, the palm of his hand was immediately warm, as if falling into a soft furnace.

The corner of Jiang Shuke's mouth twitched, revealing a smile of a successful plan, and when Wang Yunli looked over, he resumed his seriousness and opened the first page of "Shangshu".

Wang Yunli blinked suspiciously, without thinking too much, and asked while stroking the cat: "The Book of History is more difficult, where does classmate Jiang plan to start?"

"Well..."

Jiang Shuke touched his nose, his skin was as thick as his, and he couldn't help being a little embarrassed at the moment.

Cheng Zi raised his head and glanced at him, curled his cat-like mouth, and grabbed Wang Yunli's right hand to signal him to look over, since he had something to say.

"Well, tell me." Wang Yunli squeezed his paw with a gentle tone.

Cheng Zi immediately sat up straight, cleared his throat, and said solemnly, "Meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow."

Jiang Xuezi's learning progress is very high, probably staying on the title and preface of the book.

His difficulties in reading are mainly concentrated in the two parts of word recognition and sentence punctuation, which have not risen to the level of content and extended meaning for the time being.

In addition, Mr. Xuetang doesn't know his study progress.Of course, he didn't know either.

Generally speaking, his biggest problem at present lies in the contradiction between the backward skull and the advanced book knowledge.The treatment suggestions here are-

Abandon treatment.

After Cheng Zi finished speaking, he raised his paws and slapped it, then lay down next to the brazier and continued to warm the fire.

Wang Yunli: "..."

Jiang Shuke: "..."

After a brief silence, Wang Yunli silently closed the "Book of History" in front of Jiang Shuke, and suggested sincerely and earnestly:

"Why don't we start with three hundred thousand—have you memorized three hundred thousand?"

Jiang Shuke: "...Classmate Wang, I suspect you are insulting me."

Cheng Zi lazily raised his eyelids and meowed.

He did not.

Wang Yunli: "..."

Jiang Shuke: "..."

The introverted and gentle Wang Yunli put on a pain mask for the first time, and in the end he reluctantly agreed to Jiang Shuke's pleading in exchange for the condition that Cheng Zi accompany him every day.

Half a month before the exam, Wang Yunli happened to be reviewing too. With his knowledge, it would be no problem to teach Jiang Shuke by the way.

As long as Jiang Shuke is willing to learn.

Therefore, Cheng Zi's only task before the year was to supervise Jiang Shuke's studies, and to work part-time as a ruler and homeroom teacher. When he was lazy and made mistakes, and Wang Yunli couldn't manage him, he kicked the cat to refresh him.

Of course, in order to keep it fresh, the way of refreshing will be changed every day.

It is normal for Maomao to kick straight, drawing a turtle on his face, and stuffing fur into his neck are Easter eggs.

Multi-pronged approach, the curative effect is better.

Wang Yunli would stop him at first, but later he called him not to hit him, but his body was upright and honest to let him go, and occasionally he would hand him an inkstone so that he could paint on Jiang Shuke's face with ink.

And Jiang Shuke himself has given up struggling.

In the intensive study day after day, the little fat man lost his dream and turned into a salted fish.

It has become a salted fish that memorizes and writes while basking in the sun, and at the same time has to turn over to dry more evenly.

Cheng Zi crouched next to the little poop officer who had a sad face and turned on the lamp to read at night, and took a nap by the fire, flicking his tail comfortably.

What a beautiful thing this study is.

ah?Why do you ask?

Of course it's because cats don't need to study!