Only I, a big orange, can't cultivate immortality

Yunshang Mansion is located nine days away, and it is a mansion built from steaming clouds.It doesn't look gorgeous and grand from the outside, but it's only when you enter it that you know there's something special about it.

The Yunshang Mansion and the Law Enforcement Hall are also known as the two major management organizations in the practice world. The former takes care of various chores, and the latter specializes in the illegal and criminal behavior of the practitioners.

It is precisely because of their existence that many practitioners clamor all day long that cultivating immortals is no different from the secular world, asking them to delegate power and no longer manage them.

But I have to admit that many low-level monks in the cultivation world are also protected from these two to avoid falling into a more miserable situation.

It's just that few people think about these things.

The Yunshang Mansion has always been deserted, and today only the mansion master is alone in the Zangxing Pavilion to watch the big and small things in the world of practice.

He sat on the ground, leaning on the soft couch in front of the window, stretched out his slender jade-white hands and lazily adjusted the mid-air photography technique, and when he saw Qin Gui's meeting with Die Jun and Lin Jiangxian, his eyes were half-opened, The light blue eyes were covered by dense eyelash feathers, showing no emotion or anger.

"Your Highness, am I too merciful to raise such an arrogant and stupid subordinate?"

He asked gently, but there was no response in the room.And this seemed normal to him.

The Palace Master smiled, and then slid to the next section of the technique, this time what was shown in front of him was a scene that made his smile disappear.

Qin Gui stood beside the celestial maiden's sword mark, and hastily sent a message talisman to the "Palace Master".

The one who caught him was standing on the cloud, with black hair and golden pupils.

"..."

The palace master sighed a long time, shattered the light curtain in front of him with his palm, turned over on the couch, curled up beside the sleeping person on the couch, like a cat that has been wronged and ran back to its master to beg for comfort.

"I'm doomed, this life must be paid because of him..."

"But if before that, I can still see you and hear you call my name..."

"Such a price is not bad."

The person on the couch was wearing a black long dress, his jet-black hair was flowing freely like water, he had a pair of good-looking eyebrows, a straight nose, and thin red lips.

He lay still, breathing heavily.

I don't know how many years I have been sleeping.

……

Feeling an unkind gaze from behind, Cheng Zi turned his head and saw someone he didn't know.

Looking at Lin Jiangxian's subtle expression again, I understand, it's the one he scolded.

Qin Gui.

Lord Mountain God, this should be the first time someone has been caught swearing behind his back, right?Hey, hey, watch a show!

Cheng Zi rubbed his claws like a fly, jumped up to Linjiangxian's shoulders and squatted down, his eyes scanned the two of them back and forth, and there was a smirk on the corner of his mouth.

Immortal Linjiang had no choice but to flick the tip of his tail so contentedly that it brushed towards his face, only to meet Qin Gui's eyes.

At that time, Qin Gui was showing a sarcasm smile: "It turns out that the mountain god, who is so bright and beautiful, also talks about people's merits behind his back."

"I have never said that I am glorious, nor have I ever thought that I am perfect. There are flaws in the Dao, how can I be perfect when I was born in the Dao of Heaven."

Immortal Linjiang replied back without haste.

Qin Gui was at a loss for words for a moment, looked at him with a gloomy face, and then at Cheng Zi on his shoulder, as if thinking of something from the past, his expression became even uglier, and his tone became sharper and harsher:

"Master Shanshen didn't make herbal soup in Jishan to imitate the epidemic, what did he come to Jieyue Tianque? It's nothing more than coming, but he even killed the innocent white bone vine demon clan. Are you really not afraid of being poked in the back by the world?"

innocent?

Who is he talking about?

Bone vine demon?

Cheng Zi Mao Mao tilted his head, confused and speechless.

Lin Jiangxian was not there when he met Qin Gui last time, and now he finally knows why his good-tempered mountain god would describe this person as stupid.

If he doesn't know that the Bone Vine Demon is not an aborigine of Yuetianque, and has committed many murders here, so he mocks Immortal Linjiang with this matter, then he is arrogant and stupid.

If he knew it, but still intentionally blocked Immortal Linjiang with this matter, then he was arrogant, stupid, and bad.

"Woo meow..."

Cheng Zi wanted to confirm his guess, but Qin Gui's eyes turned to him as soon as he opened his mouth. The politeness he was trying to maintain before turned into undisguised malice in him, with cold, sharp and groundless disgusted, said viciously:

"I'm talking to your master! What are you talking about, you vile cat slave? You have no manners at all!"

Cheng Zi: "???"

Well, he confirmed, the man was not only pompous, stupid and bad, but also mentally unstable.

"Meow!"

After getting the answer, Cheng Zi stared at her round eyes and yelled back without thinking.

Who is the cat slave?Make it clear, uncle, I am a cat, and you are someone else's slave!

Cheng Zi just sarcastically said something, but Qin Gui glared at him as if his tail was stepped on:

"You mean mortal cat! What are you talking about!"

As he said that, he ignored Cheng Zi and was still sitting on the shoulder of Immortal Linjiang, and started with a killer move, which went straight to Cheng Zi's heart.

Linjiang Immortals generally don't care about fools, that's too tasteless.

But when Qin Gui made a move on Cheng Zi, it touched his back scale.

"presumptuous!"

Immortal Linjiang turned the rattan stick in his hand, and the sharp tip of the stick slashed across the air, hitting Qin Gui's waist. While disintegrating his spell, he suddenly pulled him to the ground, and plowed a long section of the ground with his back. Grinding sparks quickly, it stopped when it hit a protruding stone.

"Pfft...cough..."

Qin Gui didn't hold back in his attack, and Linjiang Xian naturally showed no mercy in his counterattack.

He put his hands on the ground, bowed his head and spat out a mouthful of blood, and his throat was filled with a spicy and sweet smell.

"Linjiang Immortal...do you dare to do anything to me?"

There was a severe burning pain in the waist and abdomen where he was hit, but Qin Gui didn't care, stood up with a smear of blood on his mouth, pointed at Linjiang Xian angrily and yelled.

"I am the servant of the master of Yunshang Palace, and I assume the post of aide. One person is under one man and over ten thousand people! You are just a mountain god, how dare you treat me like this!"

Cheng Zi wrinkled his face, covered his eyes with two paw pads, turned his head and plunged into Linjiang Xian's shoulder socket, unable to bear to look directly.

No, I can't watch it anymore!

He's allergic to fools!

"Below one person and above ten thousand? Then I want to ask Palace Master Yunshang, if he dares to bear this title for you."

The corners of Linjiang Xian's lips twitched slightly, and while speaking, he turned his eyes away, as if his IQ would be irreversibly polluted if he looked at him any more.

"Mansion Master Yunshang, what do you think?"

Qin Gui was taken aback.

The next moment, a stream of light descended like a cloud hanging from the sky, and a human figure appeared in front of Linjiang Xian, dressed in plain white shirt, and the hairpin was also white, as if a cloud fell into the mortal world, cold and lonely.

"Jishan Mountain God, long time no see, your temper has changed a lot."

Palace Master Yunshang greeted with a polite smile, glanced at the big orange cat on the shoulder of Immortal Linjiang from the corner of his eye, and was meeting the puzzled gaze cast by him tilting his head.

So he also tilted his head, and said kindly: "Hi, Jiang's kitten."

With just a few words of greeting, Cheng Zi dispelled Cheng Zi's vague resentment towards the status of Palace Master Yunshang.

Cheng Zi subconsciously raised his hand and waved it like a beckoning cat.

At this time, Qin Gui's voice sounded again: "Master, you are finally here! I blamed the three things you told me to do... I blame Jishan Mountain God and Yijiangshan for obstructing my actions. It took away the source of life you wanted... Mmmmm!"

Before he could finish his words, Palace Master Yunshang grabbed the back of his neck and carried him to his side like a small animal. With a flick of his fingers, his figure shrank suddenly, turning into a palm-sized brown fur fox.

Cheng Zi was dumbfounded, but Lin Jiangxian knew about it a long time ago and was not surprised.

"Hey..."

The fox Qin Gui struggled twice, but in vain. After being glanced at by the owner, he obediently retracted his paws and put them into the cuffs.

"I'm sorry, Xiao Chong's speechless words and clumsy actions made the two of you laugh."

Palace Master Yunshang apologized slightly to Cheng Zi and Linjiang Immortal, and without waiting for their reaction, he took off his sideburn hairpin and handed it over as an apology.

"My little fox just ran into the mountain god, and now he's trying to kill... this Mr. Ju. It's not what I want. This is my token. With this jade hairpin, I can make a request to Yunshang Mansion in the future, as long as it doesn't violate Yunshang Mansion's code of conduct is not to endanger the practice world, and I will do my best to achieve it."

Mr. Orange flicked his cat's ears, and raised his paw to touch Linjiang Xian's ear.

The man's attitude was so good that he didn't know how to respond.

Immortal Linjiang patted his head, took the hairpin and put it in the little bag on his chest, and said:

"Palace Master is serious - if I use this jade hairpin to ask Palace Master to give up the delusions in your heart, will you be willing?"

Palace Master Yunshang had always had a refreshing smile on his face since he appeared, but after hearing this, his smile gradually faded, replaced by indifference and majesty, as well as a murderous intent that he himself may not have noticed.

Cheng Zi's pupils narrowed slightly, and he hugged Linjiang Xian's neck, vigilant and puzzled.

"It seems that I don't want to." Linjiang Xianyun said lightly, "In this case, we accept this promise, and we will talk about the future."

Only then did Palace Master Yunshang resume his smile: "So, do you two want to stay in Jieyue Tianque now, or leave? If it's the latter, I can send you a ride."

"I entered Yuetian Tower only to solve the trouble caused by the bone vine demon. Now that the disaster has been resolved, there is no need to stay any longer. As for how to arrange for the survivors in the place where the vine demon ravaged, that is the responsibility of the palace master."

"There is no need to send them off, Jishan connects the two worlds, so we can leave on our own."

After Linjiang Immortal finished speaking, he turned to Jishan with his staff and walked towards it.

For some reason, Cheng Zi couldn't help but look back at Palace Master Yunshang one more time.

He was still standing there, but his eyes fell on the flying clouds and birds in the sky, looking extremely lonely.

Cheng Zi leaned against Immortal Linjiang's face, thought for a while, and quietly repeated the proposal he had just made to Immortal Linjiang.

As if he had expected him to do this, Immortal Linjiang patiently waited for him to finish his retelling before casting his spell and disappearing.

Palace Master Yunshang turned his eyes, thoughtful.

……

On the mountainside of Jishan, Yijiangshan is sitting cross-legged on the bluestone to fish.

She sat here all morning, from the dawn to the sun, the fish basket beside her was still empty, and she had nothing to gain except the loss of a few earthworms.

Silver Fish sat beside her with his chin resting on his back, seeing her squinting her eyes and staring at the water, and laughed unceremoniously.

"Hahaha, you are really the worst fisherman I've ever seen! It's been several hours, not to mention fish, you haven't even caught a bunch of aquatic plants, do you think you're ashamed?"

Being poked at the sore spot, Yi Jiangshan gave a "tsk", just about to refute that he would be rewarded soon, then secretly knocked the two fishhooks out with force, but when he turned his face, he saw Linjiang Immortal standing in front, Cheng Zi was Jump off his shoulders.

The corner of the languid female swordsman raised her mouth, and turned around and said:

"Then how much better are you than me? A fish that is mature and can fight is afraid of Cheng Zi, a cat that has no advantages except being fat. Tell me, who is more shameful?"

Hearing this, Yinyu stared and became angry from embarrassment: "Nonsense! How could I be afraid of him! Believe it or not, if he appeared in front of me now, I could..."

Before he finished speaking, Cheng Zi jumped onto the bluestone, protruding his little furry head from his knee.

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"what!!!"

Silverfish uttered a heart-piercing scream, forgetting what he said just now, scrambling to hide behind Yi Jiangshan, grabbing her clothes and pulling her to block him tightly Front.

Only in this way can most of the fear drilled from the depths of the soul be eliminated.

"Hey, don't pull me! Ouch, my fish! Give up and I'm going to fall!"

Yi Jiangshan struggled a few times cursing, but in the end because of his untimely reaction and the strength of the whitebait, he dragged his clothes and fell into the water together, causing a big splash.

And successfully smashed a passing fish ashore.

Cheng Zi tilted his head innocently, looked at the two thumping in the water for a moment before realizing that his prank was successful, and suddenly smiled until his eyes narrowed.

"Meow meow meow!"

Cheng Zi jumped back into the arms of Immortal Linjiang, pointed his paw at Yi Jiangshan and the whitebait, rolling with laughter.

"You."

Immortal Linjiang poked him on the head, helpless.

The nature of this cat is probably not the Pippi shrimp in the East China Sea.