Only I, a big orange, can't cultivate immortality

"My lord, what happened?"

In the deep mountain forest, at one of the entrances of a huge tree house that occupies half the area of ​​the forest, the little leader who is in charge of guarding the place is staring at a certain place in front of him, with an uncertain expression.

A subordinate next to him saw that he was not responding properly, so he approached carefully to ask.

"Did someone pass by here just now?" The little leader asked without answering, looking away from the void in front of him, wandering around, showing vigilance.

During the movements, the golden armor on his body rubbed against each other and made a few soft noises. Under the visor, his cold eyes were sharp, but doubt bubbles kept popping out of his heart.

"No." The subordinate shook his head blankly, and the hand holding the weapon around his waist was clenched nervously and nervously, "We have been paying attention to our surroundings, not to mention people, not even a bug passed by. Not long ago, the Butterfly Clan The girl wanted to excuse me, but we didn't let her."

After finishing speaking, he swallowed, and carefully confirmed: "Did you... find anything?"

The little leader withdrew his gaze, glanced at the anxious subordinates beside him, and hesitated for a moment.

He did hear someone respond to his words before, the voice was clear and loud, it sounded like a young human race.Not to mention, although the voice frightened him a little, what he said was quite to his liking.

However, considering his special abilities, auditory and visual hallucinations often occur.In order not to make a mistake and frighten these new soldiers, the little head did not tell the truth after thinking about it.

"No, I felt wrong, stand back and continue guarding."

"……Yes."

After dismissing his subordinates, the little leader straightened his back and looked straight ahead with a heavy look, but his thoughts had drifted away.

Gingerbread man, gingerbread man...

Jiang, surnamed Jiang.

Cake, a homonym for sickness, will not appear too abrupt and offensive.

People, show their identity.

It's a good nickname, and with Wang's personality, he must like it too.

The little leader relaxed, feeling that the problem that had troubled him for a long time was finally solved, and his tense heart relaxed.

He thanked the auditory hallucination object in his heart, and then recruited a subordinate to ask him to write down the nickname of "Gingerbread Man" and submit it.

Not far from the tree house in the dense forest, half a mountain peak stands among the clouds and mist, the breeze is bright and the moon is bright, and it is quiet and peaceful.

It is said to be half, because half of this mountain is hidden in the dark void, like a cage and a light veil, invisible and intangible.

That piece of void leads to Jieyue Tianque, which is also half a high mountain, but there is a ladder made of green vines coiling upwards.

The place closest to the moon on the top of the mountain is the residence of the Liu family of the human race, a simple and simple attic built with the moon.

The Liu family has been in decline for many years.Now there are only three members left in the family, one is married far away, the other is seriously injured and sleeping, and the third is carrying a broom, sweeping the fallen leaves and dust in front of the door under the moonlight.

The girl looks handsome, gentle and elegant, and the thorn hairpin sarong can hardly conceal her dusty temperament. The figure submerged in the moonlight is cold and lonely. Anyone who looks at it wants to praise: what a beauty of Zhilan Yushu.

There is nothing wrong with the above words.

Immortal Linjiang walked up the mountain with a stick, and wherever his footsteps passed, the rocks, vegetation and trees spontaneously avoided to prevent his clothes from getting a speck of dust.

"Xia Du, I'm back."

The billowing blue clothes brushed past a dead leaf, and Linjiang Immortal looked at the beautiful and indistinguishable girl not far away, with a somewhat casual tone.

The girl's sweeping action paused, with a helpless look on her face, she leaned on the broom and said, "Master Mountain God, can you not call me by my name?"

"Born in summer and brought across the water in a bamboo basket, this name suits you very well." Lin Jiangxian walked to the phoenix flower tree in front of the pavilion, sat down in the deep red shade of early autumn, and said Shi Shiran.

Xia Du asked dignifiedly, "You didn't consider homophony at all when you named it, did you?"

Xia Du, poisoned...

Good for you.

Immortal Linjiang shook her head slightly, not intending to continue entangled with her for decades without any other results, took out a bottle from her sleeve, unscrewed it, and poured the contents into the palm of her hand.

It was a handful of rainbow fine sand.

"What are you going to develop?" Xia Du put the broom away, and when he turned around, he saw what was in his hand, raised his eyebrows curiously, and asked in a gentle voice: "Last time, I wanted to coax the spirits in the mountains to take medicine." , you have made many flavors of candy, this time it is... rainbow fine sand? You want to make rainbow candy?"

She was just guessing based on past experience, but she never thought that Lin Jiangxian would nod and confirm her guess, and at the same time, with a wave of her hand, more than a dozen sugar-making materials floated in front of her, which made her unable to deal with it.

"Recently...is there anything or anyone in the mountains that needs to drink medicine?"

Xia Du's long eyelashes flickered slightly, he still had a gentle and peaceful smile on his face, and his tone of inquiry was very restrained, but his heart twitched.

She uncontrollably thought of the future of the herbal medicine she drank not long ago to prevent the unique epidemic in the practice world, the root of her tongue began to cramp, and her words were a bit slurred.

Although the candy made by Master Shanshen is delicious, the companion herbal medicine is really unpalatable.

The first time she drank Linjiang Xian's medicine, she thought that he wanted to kill herself first to reduce the harmfulness of the epidemic that was publicized to the outside world.

"Rainbow Candy was not made for you." Lin Jiangxian's answer was concise and without much emotion.

But before Xia Du was relieved, he raised his eyebrows again, and added unhurriedly: "Of course, if you miss my herbal medicine, the next season's anti-epidemic medicine soup can be first..."

"My lord is making sugar slowly, I'll go inside to see if the owner is awake."

Xia Du interrupted the conversation resolutely, bowed to him, and then hurried into the attic with elegant and hurried steps, and disappeared after a while.

The corners of Linjiang Xian's lips raised slightly, and he pointed to blend the rainbow fine sand in the palm into the viscous syrup in mid-air, and cast a spell to make it take shape.

The solidified candies are in the shape of round glass beads, radiant and colorful, and different colors can be seen from different angles. They are as beautiful as works of art. They should be embedded in the phoenix crown dress, except that they should not Put it in your mouth.

Immortal Linjiang put them in a porcelain bottle, rubbed the mouth of the bottle with her fingertips, and whispered amidst the sweet aroma of the candies: "I hope they will not be too far from the Skittles you remember."

……

"Chengzi, come, I'll put it back on for you."

Uncle Jiang took off the bell that Mr. Qingshan had given Cheng Zi, put it in a small red kit, and tied a red string to help him wear it back.

He made the small kit by himself, and on the surface was embroidered with gold thread an orange cat sleeping soundly while hugging a big pear. It was round and very cute.

Miss Liu also has one, but it's bigger than Cheng Zi's, and it's used to hold small change.

Jiang Shuke...he picked it up, but he didn't.

Cheng Ziduan was squatting upright on the table, his chubby body almost overflowing from the edge of the table, the new hair was long and dense, from a distance, he looked like a fluffy golden ball of hair, not yet approached You can smell the sun, rice and ears of wheat.

"Meow meow!"

Cheng Zi lowered his head and picked up the little kit, and happily went forward to rub Uncle Jiang's stubbled face, then jumped off the table, and happily ran to Jiang Shuke who was washing by the well, and came with his tail flicking go.

Jiang Shuke grinned and deliberately didn't look at him, so he posted it relentlessly, insisting that he see clearly the little golden-red kit around his neck.

"Okay, okay, I know my father picked me up when he went to work in the field, don't provoke me anymore!"

Jiang Shuke wiped his face with a towel, stretched out his hands soaked in well water, pinched the soft flesh of Cheng Zi's cheeks, and pulled twice angrily.

He didn't use any force, and Cheng Zi didn't move away, he blinked his big eyes and acted innocently.

At this moment, Yi Jiangshan's bluffing voice came in energetically through the crack of the door:

"Chengzi! Are you at home? I'm bringing you fish!"

How does this sound like a mouthful of plastic?

Cheng Zi wrinkled his nose, feeling a little disgusted, but ran over honestly to the latch and opened the door.

Yi Jiangshan stood outside the door, with a fishing rod on his shoulder and a grass carp in his hand. His clothes and hair were mostly wet, and his smile was bright and bright with water droplets.

"Meow!"

Cheng Zi jumped up nimbly, and her little paw, which was stained with the wet mud by the well, imprinted a small plum blossom on her face, which was regarded as a greeting.

Yi Jiangshan didn't take it seriously, and picked him up on his shoulders: "How about it, do you want to go home with me? The two cats you rescued last time can get out of bed, and now they are clamoring to leave. "

While talking, she tugged at Cheng Zi's big face: "Would you like to say goodbye?"

"Meow?" Cheng Zi widened his eyes in doubt.

That big cat was so badly injured that it took only a day and a half to get off the ground?

It can't be transformed from some kind of beast or fairy bird, right?

Cheng Zi couldn't help but make reasonable guesses based on the newly developed worldview.

Thinking about it, he didn't hesitate, and immediately agreed.

"Okay, then let's go now." Yi Jiangshan said, raising his voice and rushing into the room: "Second Uncle Jiang, I will bring the oranges home and bring them back to you at noon! Hang these two fish on the door first, and yourselves Come get it!"

"Go."

Second Uncle Jiang was sitting on the porch choosing vegetables, and answered slowly.

Yi Jiangshan waved his hand, and when he turned around, he caught a glimpse of the little bag on Cheng Zi's neck from the corner of his eye, and narrowed his eyes.

This kitten... No, this big cat plate is really lucky.

Cheng Zi didn't know what she was thinking, but felt cold for no reason, and squinted at her: "Mi."

Are you speaking ill of me in your heart?

"Suspicious! Am I that kind of person? If you want to say something bad, you must say it openly!" Yi Jiangshan patted his head, smiled with white teeth, and said arrogantly: "For example, you are fat again!"

"mum!"

Cheng Zi gritted his teeth in anger, and smacked her face with his paw, wiping away the dead plum blossom mark on her side face.

He is not fat!Obviously, the autumn and winter moulting period is here, and the hair is longer than before!

One person and one cat walked slowly on the road, noisy all the way, saying something here and meowing there, bickering like wind and water, until they returned to Yi Jiangshan's house, and saw a big man squatting at the door Only a small cat or two, a temporary truce.

"Mi woo!"

Cheng Zi tilted his head and bumped Yi Jiangshan hard, then jumped off her shoulder and ran towards the two white cats with small steps.

The wound on Dabai's body was well bandaged, and the blood stains on his hair were washed away. Sitting upright in the sun, the whole cat seemed to be glowing.

It was born beautiful, with a pair of blue eyes like the sea under a sunny day, indifferent and gentle.The winding gold thread at the end of the eyes is like natural eyeliner, but it does not look charming, but adds a touch of righteousness to it, like a majestic and quiet fairy in a mythological drama.

Xiaobai was almost carved out of the same mold as it, but because of its young age, it did not grow, and the cuteness like a fluffy ball surpassed the exquisite appearance itself.

When Cheng Zi ran towards them, he couldn't help but sigh in his heart, they look so expensive...

Oh no, it is so noble!

Yi Jiangshan didn't approach, but held his arms around his shoulders from a distance of several meters, watching Cheng Zi run towards the two cats, and couldn't help but lose his mind.

Bai Ze's pure-blood descendants left in this world have all died young, and the two that survived with great difficulty are still mixed-blood descendants with Bi An.

Judging from their appearance, they probably inherited the coat color of Bai Ze's prototype and Qu An's prototype, and the big temper is even worse than that of pure blood Qu An.Compared with the mixed-race Bai Ze, the identity of the mixed-race Bi An is more suitable for it.

It is a good thing for Chengzi to get in touch with them and build a good relationship. I hope that with the little one around, the big one can give Chengzi a little face... right?

Yi Jiangshan thought about it, glanced forward, and suddenly stared.

In her impression, the big white cat who was only obsessed with cleanliness, had its mouth stuck up when the sky fell, and was so impartial and rigorous that it was unreasonable... The mixed-race Bi An actually tilted his head and rubbed Cheng Zi's body when he approached him.

The pink three-petal mouth brushed against his ear and dropped a gentle, solemn, blessing kiss on his forehead.

"Meow."

It even let out a low, melodious meow.

Yi Jiangshan was on the verge of beating mandarin ducks, but in the end he only choked out a string of ellipses.

Dabai, listen to me.

Orange is a cat, and you are Bi An.

You are not suitable.