Only I, a big orange, can't cultivate immortality

What would happen if a salted fish from modern times was dressed as a cat in ancient times?

Cheng Zi rolled up his stocky body and lay on the roof to bask in the sun. The orange hair on his body bulged fluffy and softly in the sun. His ears hung behind his head. Looking from a distance, he looked like a big round and plump orange.

While he was dozing off, he was thinking about this question that only he could think about, but before he could figure out why, he heard a deafening roar from under the eaves that made the tiles of the whole house tremble:

"Jiang Shuke! You play truant again!"

Cheng Zi shuddered, woke up, turned his ears sensitively, put his two little white paws side by side on the eaves, and quietly poked his head to look down——

An old mother with a rolling pin was chasing her useless son around the yard.

Well, the king of Qin walked around the pillar!

Cheng Zi's eyes widened, and he sat up straight with his paws up to watch the excitement.

"Aniang! Uncle Wang next door says he is a scholar who is useless! Reading is useless. I might as well go to work in the fields with you and dad!"

Jiang Shuke is seven years old this year. He has a fair and tender face. He looks energetic and smart. He can walk his mother for more than ten laps without panting, and he can talk while running.

His mother is a plump middle-aged woman, known as Mrs. Liu of the Liu family. She is usually kind and kind, but now she took out the posture of a general carrying a gun, mounting a horse and beheading the enemy general's dog's head, and drove her son into a turmoil. like a wheel.

"Nonsense! I gave birth to you or your Uncle Wang gave birth to you? Who do you listen to?!"

Liu Niangzi raised her brows and raised her eyes in a fit of rage, her rolling pin danced vigorously, and every time she brushed the edge and fell down, Cheng Zi, who was watching from the eaves, would break into a cold sweat for Jiang Shuke.

Fortunately, she kept her sense of proportion, yelling and shouting again and again, returning to the outline of the human body, without really thinking about it.

"Of course I listen to you!"

Jiang Shuke took a leap, jumping quickly over the pile of dried bamboo, a little glistening sweat broke out on his forehead, and the heat surged up, but it didn't affect his rapidly turning little brain in the slightest:

"But the master said that if you listen to both, you will be clear, and if you listen to one part, you will be dark. Am I not following the master's teachings?"

Liu Niangzi laughed angrily, and forcefully squeezed out a ferocious smile on her round and amiable face: "You don't want to go to school if you have the heart to drop your book bag, right? Well, well, I'll let you know what is real today. If you listen to it, you will be dark! I will make you unable to listen, and your eyes will be dark!"

As he said that, he swung the rolling pin and accelerated the speed of his feet.

The old father who was sitting under the corridor peeling corn kernels probably couldn't stand it anymore, lowered his eyebrows and narrowed his eyes, and watched his son stretch out his feet the moment he passed by the corridor, tripping him and throwing him into the haystack with his face on the ground.

"Nice job old man!"

Lady Liu next to her took a look and took the time to express her heartfelt appreciation to her husband:

"I'll give you another meal in a while!"

After finishing speaking, she ran over quickly, grabbed Jiang Shuke's back leader and lifted him up, laughing like the villain's scheme had succeeded.

Cheng Zi saw this scene from afar, the back of his neck tightened suddenly, and his face showed vicissitudes like a hidden fox looking at the sky-this skilled technique was all practiced from him.

It's been two years since he traveled to this era, and it's been two full years since he was dressed as a cat. Cheng Zi's memory of what happened at the beginning of time travel is still fresh, but everything about being a human in his previous life has been covered up and blurred, and he can't remember clearly.

On a rainy night two years ago, a newly weaned tangerine was picked up by the mother cat and abandoned outside this small town called Yinyu Town, and resolutely left.

Xiaoju's body was filled with the soul of Cheng Zi who had just crossed over. At that time, the rain was heavy and the wind was so strong, and he was also very scared, so he could only curl up his drenched body and cry in the wind and rain.

I don't know how long it took, just when Cheng Zi thought he was going to die again, a pair of soft hands carefully lifted him up.

"Hey, why is this little cat in the rain here? I can't even open my eyes, it's so pitiful—couldn't it be dead?"

The gentle female voice came to his ears, and Cheng Zi's drowsy spirit suddenly lifted, and his drooping ears also perked up energetically.

At this time, a deep male voice sounded: "You are not carrying it right, be careful that it scratches you! Lift the soft piece of meat on the back of its neck, yes, so that it will not struggle. This is how female cats hold their kittens. of."

After finishing speaking, he waited until the woman changed her position before continuing to say: "Don't worry, I'm not dead, look at these little ears, they are still alive."

Yeah yeah!I'm not dead I'm not dead!Save me, save me!

Cheng Zi, who was grabbed by the nape of his neck, let his limbs hang down limply, screaming crazily in his heart, but there was only a thin meow that could hardly be heard from his throat.

"No, the rain is too heavy, the little guy will freeze to death if he stays here! Old man, why don't we take it home and take care of it for a few days, and wait until the rainy season is over?"

The female voice sounded again, both worried and tempting.

Cheng Zi followed with fear.

The male voice should be decisive: "Okay, I will listen to you, as long as you are willing."

Hearing this, Cheng Zi's high-spirited heart finally fell back to reality.

From that day on, he became a member of the Jiang family.

Liu Niangzi originally said that she would let him go after the rainy season was over, but after raising her for a few days, she became deeply attached to him, so she took advantage of the opportunity to keep him.Uncle Jiang, the male owner of this family even gave him a name according to his coat color——Chengzi, which is considered to be a registered residence for him.

The name is somewhat of a mistake.

But it's better than the common nicknames of big orange and black raccoon like big chicken leg and sea cucumber.

Cheng Zi thought bitterly.

While recalling the past, he suddenly moved his ears and caught his name from under the eaves.

Uncle Jiang put the corn kernels on the bamboo sieve, and kept swinging his arms, and the corn kernels swirled on the sieve, making a soft rustling sound.

Golden dust filled the afternoon sun.

Jiang Shuke sat beside his father, drooping his head and rubbing a big bump on his forehead, and sighed solemnly:

"Hey, Mommy's temper has become more and more irritable recently. I think she is only gentle with Cheng Zi, and she either hits or scolds me--Daddy, when you gave birth, you really didn't confuse me with Cheng Zi?"

Uncle Jiang kicked him, and said angrily: "You don't play truant, your mother will be so angry? Go out and ask yourself, what kind of temper is your mother in the eyes of the neighbors in the neighborhood? Who doesn't praise her for being gentle and kind? Just You brat is very capable, and you make her angry every day! If your mother gets sick from anger, I will hang you on the pear tree at the entrance of the town!"

Jiang Shuke pursed his lips, and was about to refute himself, when he saw his father squinting at him, and then said: "You still have the nerve to compare yourself with Chengzi? Our Chengzi is cute and cute, but you are as skinny as a monkey. How can you compare?" Got it? Orange-"

After finishing speaking, he raised his head and yelled to the eaves, and Cheng Zi responded with great dignity:

"Meow meow meow—"

"Hahaha!" Uncle Jiang let out a hearty laugh.

"Okay, okay, everyone likes oranges...I'm not jealous, I like oranges too!"

Jiang Shuke patted the ashes on his body, jumped up, ran out of the corridor, looked up at the big fat orange squatting on the eaves, and opened his hands to him:

"Orange! Come down quickly! The pear tree at the entrance of the town bears a lot of fruit, I will take you to pick it!"

"Meow!"

Cheng Zi's eyes lit up, his little paws kicked hard, and he jumped into Jiang Shuke's arms, landing firmly on his chest.

However, Jiang Shuke was affected by his weight and momentum, and couldn't help but staggered back a few steps, causing Uncle Jiang and Lady Liu, who was picking vegetables in front of the vegetable garden, to say in unison:

"Be careful! Don't drop the orange!"

"……Eh!"

Jiang Shuke tightly hugged the warm big cat in his arms, buried his head in his soft belly, took another deep breath, and wiped away the little resentment in his heart that was not cared about.

Cheng Zi let him act coquettishly with a "meow", like a generous elder, raised her claws and patted his head lightly.

Jiang Shuke put a straw hat woven with wheat straw on his head, carried Cheng Zi out of the house, and ran all the way on the field ridge. The wind blew the golden wheat waves, and his light clothes and the brim of his hat were blown behind him.

Cheng Zi narrowed his eyes, his beard fluttered in the wind, he saw a colorful world in front of him, and the fragrance of the wheat field lingered on the tip of his nose.

It is said that cats are color-blind, but he does not have this kind of trouble, and his eyes are still full of colorful and gorgeous world.

You can see colorful flowers, lush green distant mountains, clear blue sky, and fiery red clouds in the sky in the evening.

Of course, he could also see the pear tree growing from the gap in the broken stone tablet at the entrance of the town. In spring, there are white flowers that are more than snow, and in early autumn, the branches and leaves are lush, and golden fruits hang down from the dense green.

When Jiang Shuke approached the entrance of the town, Cheng Zi used his strength to jump, and his heavy body swept a light arc in midair, and lightly landed on the longest branch of the pear tree.

With a sound of "pushing", the branch shook violently twice, faintly feeling that it could not bear the weight of his thick body.

But it still supported Cheng Zi tenaciously, and Cheng Zi trotted all the way, jumping to the middle of the two intertwined and long trunks.

"Meow--"

Cheng Zi rubbed on the bark, his voice was clear and loud, full of vitality.

Suddenly there was a gust of breeze, and the branches of the pear tree swayed, as if responding to his call.

Jiang Shuke also ran over, stood under the tree and looked up at Cheng Zi, holding down the straw hat.

There are many green and yellow pears on the swaying branches, half-ripe, but already overflowing with fragrance.

However, several branches close to the main trunk are already showing a ripe golden color, not high from the ground, you can touch them with tiptoe effort, and they are faintly visible among the whirling leaves.

"Ah! Some pears are ripe!"

When he found those ripe golden pears, Jiang Shuke jumped up and down happily, smacking his lips, sucking the saliva that came out at some point.

After he was happy, he waved his little hand, and said with a righteous posture: "Orange, wait, I will pick pears for you right away! Don't worry, there are several ripe pears this time, and I will make sure you are full!" "

After speaking, he began to gear up, carefully looking for the angle of picking pears.

Cheng Zi grinned, lay down on his stomach with a smile on his face, and waited to watch Jiang Shuke's performance.

In fact, without Jiang Shuke, he can eat pears to his full.But this little brat is usually as clever as a demon, and he is a ghost, and it is rare for him to be deflated.

Since it happened to be the meeting, of course Cheng Zi had to be in the best position to watch his excitement.

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Under the tree, Jiang Shuke stared at the pear within reach, held his breath, waited for it, and slowly stretched out his hand.

He was picking pears that couldn't move, but he made it look like he was fighting a tiger. All he needed was a big Pangu steel fork in his left hand, and a Nuwa screwdriver in his right hand, so that he could do it without any mistakes.

Cheng Zi just watched him stand on tiptoe, stretch out his hand, one jumped up to catch pears - the other pounced on the ground to eat dirt.

As if being hit by a force from nowhere, Jiang Shuke slipped at the moment of jumping, and fell into a solid dog eating shit. The chubby face was buried in the ground, and a human face was printed.

The pear tree rustled in the wind, a well-timed mockery.

Jiang Shuke raised his head, his dusty face wrinkled like the big meat buns Liu Niangzi had just steamed out of the pot, spat out the dirt in his mouth with a few bah bah bah bah, and waved his hands with a mournful face.

"Okay, I won't try anymore, there is no fate! I know I have no fate with your tree! I can't fall in love! They are all passers-by! I won't pick it!"

He hugged himself and wept, saying that he would not pick it off, but he sat under the tree and did not intend to move his butt.

"Meow..."

Cheng Zi poked his head out and cried out in concern, but his eyes were full of smiles.

"I'm fine." Jiang Shuke wiped his face, pursed his mouth and peeked at his big orange, "As long as I can eat a bite of pear, it doesn't matter if I fall again."

"Woo Meow!" Arrangement!

Enough of the excitement, and the young man's embarrassment package was also collected, Cheng Zi stood up contentedly.

He first straightened his body and stretched his waist, then jumped onto the branch bearing pears, stretched out his claws and flicked lightly, and two ripe golden pears landed lightly on the human face printed by Jiang Shuke. superior.

It was a mound, and the pears were not bad at all.

"Oranges are mighty!"

Jiang Shuke resurrected with full blood on the spot, picked up the pear, hugged it into his arms, and rubbed it with his clothes.

"Meow!"

Cheng Zi rubbed against the pear tree to express his gratitude, then ran briskly to the ground and jumped into Jiang Shuke's arms.

"Thanks to the big pear tree, I took oranges and went to find a place to eat pears!"

Jiang Shuke hugged the orange and the pear tightly, smiled and waved to the pear tree, with a glint of complacency in his eyes.

Cheng Zi squatted on his shoulders, thinking about where he would take her, when she heard him suddenly "Ouch", and almost tripped over the branches and fallen leaves on the ground again.

"Meow?" Cheng Zi tilted his head in doubt, but sat still.

"It's okay, it's my problem!"

Jiang Shuke grinned in embarrassment, and whispered in a voice that only he could hear: "I really hold grudges, I really care."