The roommate of the fishing department wants to bend me every day [Wear the book]

Jiang Xuhan felt that this plan was feasible.

From going home today, he can see that the family of this blind date is very satisfied, even the grandmother who loves him the most is trying to coax him into submission. If he deletes him now, his mother will definitely not let go.

When he came back, Zhuo Feiya chased him to the door and warned him, either to talk to Xiao Fu, or to bring a girlfriend back immediately.

In fact, Jiang Xuhan's parents are not to blame for this incident. In fact, from childhood to adulthood, the little boys from relatives and friends around him like to chase the little girl, but Jiang Xuhan is like an old monk who sees through the world of mortals. He felt uncomfortable even being near him.

Last summer, my cousin brought a friend to Jiang's house to play. The girl fell in love with the handsome Jiang Xuhan at first glance. Seeing a pile of football magazines on the table in his living room, she decided to do what she liked and took Jiang Xuhan down. .

The girl told him that she could get the autograph of the star, but the school is not in the capital, so she asked Jiang Xuhan to get it from her.

Jiang Xuhan thanked her politely, and even took the initiative to add her on WeChat.

When the girl really got the autograph, Jiang Xuhan thanked her again, and sent a list of addresses plus a red envelope.

[Jiang Xuhan: Thank you very much, it doesn't matter if you are far away, you can send it to me, the red envelope includes shipping and errand fees, so I can't make you busy. 】

The girl deleted him and blocked him in a fit of anger, and didn't even mail him her signature.

Jiang Xuhan also complained to Zhuo Feiya that the girl didn't talk about martial arts, which made the whole family laugh for several days. Zhuo Feiya said that he didn't understand style, but Jiang Xuhan didn't.

Could it be that his gratitude was not sincere enough?

But after all the laughs, the Jiang family couple and Mrs. Li finally realized the seriousness of the problem. Jiang Xuhan didn't seem to be interested in girls at all.

If Fu Yan didn't drink too much one time and mentioned that his son likes boys, they still haven't realized the essence.

The Jiang family believed that Jiang Xuhan didn't want to fall in love, but wanted to talk to boys. Since his son couldn't take the initiative to speak up, let them push him away.

Anyway, this object will be found sooner or later.

[j: I agree, but let me state first, I don't like boys. 】

[j: Help each other when there is something to do, and don't bother each other when there is nothing to do, is that okay? 】

[f: Well, don't worry, although I like boys, I won't like you either. 】

Jiang Xuhan and his blind date reached an agreement, and his mood suddenly became much happier. Seeing the last sentence sent by the other party, his younger brother's eyes were full of disdain.

do not like me?

I don't like you yet!

Jiang Xuhan huddled under the quilt, glanced over the bed rail and secretly glanced at Fu Weiyang. Fu Weiyang was thin and thin, with a wide collar half over his protruding collarbone, and his broken hair hanging by his ears. It all seems that this person is ascetic and has a loose attitude.

But it's this sloppiness that always attracts the attention of others, Jiang Xuhan curled his lips, even if he likes Fu Weiyang, he won't like Fu Changqiang!

Before he realized how dangerous his ideas were, an art exhibition was held in the school.

Fang Tan took a flyer from the student downstairs in the dormitory, pushed open the door of 538, and slapped the flyer on the table with one palm, "Brothers, it's time to show our 538 real skills!"

"You want to drive an excavator to cook?" Bai Menglei poked his head out of the bed and joked casually.

"What kind of excavator are you driving? This is a charity art exhibition. It's very creative and well-structured. It's high-end. The theme is sublimated immediately."

Fang Tan spoke through a loudspeaker, and in a few words, he talked about the art exhibition.

Qingda University, as the number one university in Kyoto, must be the first in everything, and their principal is also the chairman of the charity foundation, so this matter must set an example.

Recently, due to natural disasters, many cities have been affected. The principal of Qingda University is going to organize a charity fundraiser and send all the money raised to the disaster area.

The art exhibition is based on the dormitory, and each dormitory is required to submit at least one work in any form, which will be exhibited in the auditorium one week later.

"So, whoever likes the exhibits can buy them, and then the money will be used as charity?"

"It was decided in this way at first, but I heard that in order to prevent everyone from vying for the same work, you can bid for the auction, and the highest bidder wins. Anyway, it is a contribution."

"Oh, thanks Cope."

After Bai Menglei understood, he nestled back on the bed and stopped talking.

Fang Tan spoke dryly for a long time, and found that no one praised him, so he tapped twice on the table with his fingers, "What about human nature, my friends? This is the common honor of our 538, and a big issue for the development and construction of the motherland in the future." , you guys react like this? That’s it??”

"I am very concerned about the future development of the motherland, but I really don't know how to do handicrafts. I can donate money." Bai Menglei responded, patted his chest.

"Brother, give me some feedback?" Fang Tan turned to look at him.

Jiang Xuhan followed suit and said, "I can make donations, but I can't do anything else."

He got out of bed to drink water, the phone screen was spread out on the quilt, and there was a blue enchantress blooming on it, as if he was picking a phone wallpaper, Fang Tan said with all his heart, don't like roses and prefer blue enchantresses?

Fu Weiyang had already been woken up by Fang Tanyi for a long time. When he sat up, he happened to see the blue enchantress, rubbed his eyes and said, "Let me do it."

When Fang Tan heard the sound, he almost cried with joy, "The third child can do handicrafts?!"

"Well, I used to go to the beach with the elders in my family, and when I came back I picked up a lot of sea glass, and occasionally I would stick something to pass the time." Fu Weiyang responded lightly, thinking of his grandma inexplicably.

When he was young, he and his grandma depended on each other for life. The children in the neighborhood had toys, but they had no money to buy them. Grandma would take him to collect sea glass and make some gadgets to make him happy.

It's just that the world in the book is different from the reality, because the original owner's grandmother is long gone, so he can only speak vaguely.

Fu Weiyang stared at the blue enchantress on the screen of Jiang Xuhan's mobile phone for a moment, he remembered that his grandma had pasted this kind of flower for him, so he yawned and said, "Just...be a blue enchantress."

With a sound of "Boom", Jiang Xuhan directly bumped into the corner of the table. Although he was in a daze and did not use a lot of force, he still made a loud noise.

The loud noise forced the three people in the room to look at him one after another. Fang Tan watched helplessly as the leaflet on the table fluttered to the ground due to the shock.

Lying flat at his feet silently, there are a few large characters written on it-welcome to sign up for the art exhibition!

As soon as Fang Tan was the closest to Jiang Xuhan, he ran over and whispered in his younger brother's ear, "Why are you so excited?"

"Who is excited, I am not."

Sitting on the chair, Jiang Xuhan felt the tremors coming from his chest, like beating a drum, each time was stronger than the next. He raised his hand and pressed the position of his heart, trying to smooth that uncontrollable pain Beating enthusiastically, only to fail a few times down.

As soon as Fang Tan sat down next to him, he had an expression of "No one understands you", "Didn't you bump into your leg, why are you still distracted?"

"Get out." The irritable brother gave him a blank look.

Jiang Xuhan's mind was in a mess, why did Fu Weiyang mention the Blue Enchantress?

Could it be hinting at him? ?

The blue enchantress on his screen was not some kind of wallpaper, but Zhuo Feiya wanted to change her WeChat avatar, so she chose this one and sent it to ask for his opinion.

Zhuo Feiya likes her daughter, even if she knows that her stinky son doesn't like to watch these things, she still enjoys it.

Jiang Xuhan's arrangement was messed up at first, but looking at this blue enchantress now, the clear light purple veins on the blue petals are twists and turns, growing freely, not as gaudy as red roses, but wrapped in layers of cold and secluded , and like a mysterious veil that has fallen, I want people to uncover it with their own hands.

Just like...

Fu Weiyang was wearing earphones that night.

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Taking advantage of the evening, Fu Weiyang went out of the school gate alone to pick up sea glass. Kyoto is not too far from the beach, and it can be reached in half an hour by bicycle.

When Jiang Xuhan came back from get out of class, he didn't see him when he entered the door, so he started to fidget.

"Let's go, go eat?"

Fang Tanyi and Bai Menglei dragged him to the cafeteria, Jiang Xuhan looked up at them, tilted his head slightly, raised his chin, and said angrily, "Aren't you waiting for Fu Weiyang?"

"But if you don't go, the cafeteria will be closed."

"Fu Weiyang played on behalf of us 538, and we didn't even accompany him to pick up sea glass. We are so inhuman."

"Because we have classes, don't make trouble." As soon as Fang Tan found out, he was just dawdling in making excuses to wait for Fu Weiyang to come back, so he went straight to grab him, "You might as well take the insulated lunch box to the cafeteria and give it to him. Get some food, it's more human."

"I think you are very promising." Jiang Xuhan immediately took out the lunch box, brushed it carefully several times diligently, picked it up, and ran faster than the classmates who went to the cafeteria to grab braised pork every day.

Fu Weiyang came back before going to bed, carrying a large bag of sea glass, which made a mark on his shoulder.

Jiang Xuhan pushed the insulated lunch box over, "Let's eat, there are braised chicken legs in it." After speaking, he took the initiative to take the big backpack, and carried the basin into the bathroom.

Fu Weiyang was a little surprised, he could still smell a very faint smell of meat through the lid of the box, he picked it open with one hand, the chicken legs were poured with thick soup, steaming.

"Thank you." Fu Weiyang picked up the chicken thigh with his chopsticks politely, and began to eat slowly.

On the day of the charity art exhibition, a small signboard of 538 Fu Weiyang was hung next to the exhibit of the blue enchantress. With full of sunlight, although the location is not conspicuous, it is still very eye-catching.

"I didn't expect the beauty to have this kind of craftsmanship. Today I want it—"

A boy had a crush on Fu Weiyang, and because the blue enchantress was so lifelike and gorgeous, he wanted to buy it, so he unconsciously approached the exhibit.

"Hey, hey, come here!" Lao Cai looked around slyly, then pulled the man to his side, gritted his teeth and said, "If you dare to buy it, I want you to look good, and no one will allow it today. Buy this blue enchantress!"

The boy was taken aback, but he was unwilling to reconcile, he stalked his neck and said angrily: "Why don't you let me buy it? Why, you still want to mess with it!"

"You are not allowed to buy it. Let me see who dares to buy something from Fairy Fu."

Lao Cai remembered the grudge from last time, and today he insisted that Fu Weiyang's exhibits cannot be sold!

If you can't sell it, you can't donate it. It's just a pile of useless waste products. Anyway, Jiang Xuhan also sleeps in 538. Disgusting two people at once makes him even more happy.

The author says:

Jiang Xuhan: Are you thinking about farts?