The fate of burning the wrong coin

A young man with knowledge and culture, who is he insulting by giving him Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs now?

Su Xiaonan clutched his stomach and sneered, he knew Master Ghost would be like this, but he just couldn't help teasing him.Su Xiaonan closed the book, closed her eyes and leaned back on the chair, slowly stroking her stomach with both hands.

It's a wonderful feeling. With the movement of his fingers, he can feel that there is a point in his stomach that keeps moving with his movements, like pressing the probe, and he can check and control him without any mistakes. The direction of the hand, and with the stroking of his fingers, he could clearly feel a wonderful feeling rising in his lower abdomen.Su Xiaonan gently rubbed her stomach, and in the end, all the comfort ended with a stinky fart.

Su Xiaonan was also refreshed after massaging Ghost Master, and started to feel hungry again. He got up and went to the kitchen to find something to eat. The doorbell rang after he had gone a few steps.He frowned, could it be Xiuran?What are you looking for him for?Su Xiaonan opened the door impatiently, and opened his mouth in surprise when he saw the person outside.

"Why did you come back?"

29. Ghostbuster

"Look at what you kid said? Why did I come back? I miss my son, so I can't come back and have a look." Su's mother floated past Su Xiaonan, carrying a bunch of bags in her hand, Su Xiaonan stared blankly Looking at her, "Aren't you accompanying my grandma?"

"I'm worried about you, so I'll come back and have a look, and I'll be leaving in two days." Su's mother took out the things in the bag little by little, "Oh, you child, why don't you seem to miss me at all? Thanks to me bringing you back So much good food."

"Oh...I miss you, why don't I miss you, by the way, Mom, how long are you staying?" Su Xiaonan felt a little flustered as she rubbed her stomach, "Ghost, your grandma is back, what's the matter?"Su's mother's dissatisfaction erupted. She turned her head to look at Su Xiaonan, narrowing her eyes: "I just came back, why are you so eager to kick me out? Nannan, you didn't do anything wrong, did you?"

"Where, look at what you said, I am worried that my grandma will not be accompanied, it's so pitiful."

"Yo, I didn't realize how filial you are, I'm worried that your grandma won't know how to make a call." Su's mother complained angrily, "Look at your grandma making so many delicious things for you, spicy cabbage, steamed rice noodles , grilled sausage, sugared garlic, which one is not your favorite? You are heartless."

"I don't have a conscience anymore." Su Xiaonan was wronged by being scolded, and looked at Su's mother depressedly. It's not that he didn't want Su's mother, it's just that there is a ghost in his stomach. up.Su Ma finally got everything upside down, she closed the refrigerator door, turned to look at Su Xiaonan, "Come on, let Mom see, has it changed?"

"It's only half a month old, how has it changed?" Su Xiaonan was a little embarrassed, and Su's mother rolled her eyes, "Why hasn't it changed? Have you been drinking beer recently?"

"Ah? No." Su Xiaonan looked at Su's mother in a daze, and Su's mother glared at him, "Why didn't you drink? I must always go down to eat skewers and drink beer. Look at you, you have a beer belly!"

"...Oh, no, isn't my mother bored? I often go down to eat something to ease my longing for my mother."

Su Xiaonan was a little nervous, this Su's mother was really sharp-eyed, and the target hit her stomach all at once.Su's mother didn't like him, and said: "Eat less of those junk foods, how many times have I told you, hey, by the way, to be serious, have you had any strange dreams recently?"

"No. Mom, get me some sausages, I'm hungry." Su Xiaonan said while looking into the refrigerator, his brows were tightly frowned, this ghost really doesn't know what to do, he's still thinking about eating !

Su's mother was quite happy, she took out the sausage from the refrigerator and said, "When I went to your grandma's house, she asked me if you were still like a bird and couldn't eat much."

"It's like a bird... My grandma's cultural level has improved a lot." Su Xiaonan took a bite of the sausage, um, it tastes good, and now the ghost in his belly has a benefit. Su Xiaonan was together, one person and one ghost were fooling around, but the cook had returned home, so he had nothing to be afraid of, just eat.

Su Xiaonan chatted with Su Ma one by one, Su Xiaonan ate one sausage after another without stopping, at the end, Su Ma looked at him with wide eyes: "You have eaten 22, Nan Nan! "

"Yeah... I've been feeling a little tired lately, so I can't help but eat more."

"Is this called unavoidable? Are you a pig? This is the food your grandma cooked for you for half a month. You won't have hyperthyroidism, right?" Su's mother blinked her eyes and looked Su Xiaonan up and down, feeling that something was wrong with him.Su Xiaonan reluctantly looked at her and smiled, reached out and patted her stomach, cursing secretly: Mu Zhelan, you are enough!

"Mom, do you think I have cleaned up our house during your absence?" Su Xiaonan saw that Su Ma's eyes were wrong, and quickly diverted her attention. Su Ma was quickly hooked, nodded, and said: " Not to mention, it’s better than a pig’s nest.”

"...Mom, how could you talk about your own family like that." Su Xiaonan curled her lips, and Su's mother gave him a glare, "Okay, I'm exhausted, I've been on the bus all day, go get me a glass of water. "

"Oh." Su Xiaonan hurriedly ran to pour water, Su's mother stood behind him and stared at him for a while, then shouted at the top of her voice, "Nan Nan, have you been exercising recently? Why have you grown so strong? "

"Oh... I didn't exercise, I just gained muscle by eating. What's the matter, didn't you always want me to be stronger?"

"But your speed is too exaggerated, you are almost catching up with the ball." Su Ma muttered, Su Xiaonan came out of the kitchen and handed her the water, "Okay, Mom, don't talk about my figure, get fatter Just be fatter, the ball is also a figure, we can't despise the ball, tell me quickly, how is my grandma?"

"Hey, it's still the same." Su's mother drank a glass of water, walked to the sofa and sat down, sighed: "I'm old, I always talk about your grandpa, saying that he has no conscience, and now I don't give him dreams. "

Su Xiaonan curled her lips, and pinched her stomach in contempt, Mu Zhelan, it's all your fault, if you hadn't hooked up with my grandpa to reincarnate, would my grandma be so depressed?

The ghost in his stomach was not happy about being squeezed again and again, and began to move up and down after the meal. Su Xiaonan grinned and endured his rebellion, and on the surface pretended to listen to Su Ma's words seriously.

"Your grandma is just talking about your grandpa. I mentioned to her about Mu Zhelan."

"What did he say?" Su Xiaonan sat up all of a sudden and looked at Su's mother without blinking, and the ghost in her belly was honest now, and listened with ears.Su's mother looked at him and said, "Your grandma just said it's a pity for that handsome guy. The village is famous for being smart and has good character. Even if you become a ghost, you won't be able to bully you. We have no grudges in the past and we have no grudges in the present." , just because paper money is not enough, how can there be such a stingy ghost."

"Yeah, where is such a stingy ghost?" Su Xiaonan pressed her stomach to mock the ghost, and Su's mother looked at him and frowned: "Nan Nan, why are you always pinching your stomach?"

"Um, the weight loss method I read on the Internet, pressing the stomach when nothing is going on is good for weight loss."

"Ghosts believe you. By the way, I'm a little sleepy. I'll go to bed first. I'll stay with you for a day tomorrow, and I'll go back the day after tomorrow."

"It's just right, I'll be with you." Su Xiaonan was relieved, luckily it was only two days.

"Are you with me? Are you off work?"

Su Xiaonan coughed, looked at Su's mother and said, "It's rare for you to come back, so I'll take a leave of absence."

"No, no, you go to work, don't delay the business, I will pack up at home and leave."

Su's mother would not ask her son to ask for leave because of herself. Su Xiaonan knew that she hadn't struggled too much with her temper, so she just nodded and said, "That's fine." At worst, he went out for a walk that day, wouldn't it be just a day.

At night, Su's mother had already fallen asleep. Su Xiaonan peeked at her while holding the door open, then turned and went out.Although Su's mother is back, the business still has to continue. Soon, Su Xiaonan will start walking with a group of dogs. Just after walking around, Wang Ying, who hadn't seen him for a long time, rushed over from the opposite side. He had yellow hair. His short hair was bleached and dyed brown, and his whole body was much more energetic.

"What are you doing? Scared me to death!" Su Xiaonan dragged the dog team to a stop, and Wang Ying looked at him with a smile, "Why are you so scared? It's not like you're doing something wrong."

"Can you not be afraid when you run over suddenly?" Su Xiaonan glared at Wang Ying, he was so angry when he saw Wang Ying now, is this really grandpa?How can it be!

"Hey, do you know where I've been recently?" Wang Ying nervously moved to Su Xiaonan's side, Su Xiaonan stepped aside and looked at him vigilantly: "Where have I been?"

Wang Ying raised her eyebrows and said proudly: "I went to study in various temples."

"Study in the temple? What are you studying?" Su Xiaonan was a little taken aback, then smiled, "Wang Ying, you don't think you want to become a monk?"

"Out of your head! I'm going to learn fortune-telling and catch ghosts!"

Wang Ying waved her fist, which frightened Su Xiaonan. Su Xiaonan looked at him in surprise, "What are you learning?"

"Ghost catching, isn't it great?!" Wang Ying straightened her chest, raised her right hand, and showed it to Su Xiaonan: "Have you seen this string of Buddhist beads is enlightened, and it will flash whenever it touches a ghost."

"Do you think I'm a three-year-old child? You think it's a fluorescent bracelet worn at the concert!" Su Xiaonan looked at Wang Ying with disdain, and Wang Ying glared at him: "How can you insult people like this? Why did I lie to you? "

"It's not that you have nothing to go to the temple to do? You are still learning to catch ghosts, you are sick!" Su Xiaonan couldn't bear Wang Ying's nonsense. , not those