The fate of burning the wrong coin

He rubbed his belly unconsciously, with a smile on his face.

--real or fake?You know, when I came home that day, your grandma told me that she hadn't dreamed of your grandpa for a long time, and she kept talking about it, so I would accompany her to worship at your grandpa's grave.

"And then?" Su Xiaonan felt a little nervous as she rubbed her stomach, she couldn't see anything, could she?His current subjective consciousness is completely biased towards Mu Zhelan, and it really is a mother-child connection, and there is such a big change in just a few days.Uncle Mu in his belly naturally felt this wonderful change, and he was very obedient and did not move.

——When we went to pay homage to your grandfather, I took a look at Mu Zhelan's grave by the way. At that time, your grandmother also looked back and said it was a pity.

"What a pity? Why?" Su Xiaonan pressed the phone to her ear, a little worried that what grandma said would anger Mu Zhelan in her stomach, but Su's mother's voice was a little relaxed.

——Your grandma later told me the story about them back then. Most people would not accept the relationship between him and the general, but in the village, Mu Zhelan was recognized as a good-natured and gentle-tempered old man.

"A gentle and refined old man?" Why did Su Xiaonan feel that she had heard it wrong, that this stubborn ass in her stomach was still gentle and refined?

——No, I felt relieved later, hey, let’s not talk about it, your grandma called me again, she is inseparable from people now, I plan to stay here with her for a few more months.

"Oh, go quickly and spend good time with grandma."

Su Xiaonan wished that her mother would come back later, even though her stomach was not showing yet, she couldn't fool Su's mother's shrewd eyes no matter what.After putting up the phone, Su Xiaonan stood there in a daze, gentle and refined old man?What kind of person was Mu Zhelan when he was alive?I really want to see it.

Su Xiaonan was thinking fascinatedly, when his stomach ached, he regained his composure and hurried to the kitchen.

It's over, it's over, it's batter!

When Su Xiaonan poured out a large bowl of something similar to rice paste from the pot, the uncle Mu in his stomach was obviously unhappy, and he had no desire to eat at all.Su Xiaonan naturally felt it, he rubbed his belly and coaxed, "Be good, wait."

Su Xiaonan had already expected that Uncle Mu would be like this, and Su Xiaonan was fully prepared. He bent down and took out Wang Zhi and stinky tofu from the cupboard.

!!!

Sure enough, as soon as Su Xiaonan unscrewed the lid, the old man in his stomach became excited, jumping wildly, and the hunger in his stomach began to rise one after another. Su Xiaonan touched his stomach with a smile, and added a few pieces of stinky tofu with rice paste. Eat it with gusto.

In the process of eating, Su Xiaonan habitually touched his belly and talked to himself, this is the longest thing he has done these days.

"Mu Zhelan, my mother said you were handsome when you were young, but that's what I think of you."

"Were you very popular with the little girls in the village back then? Can the general bear it? Are you not angry?"

"Actually, I think that's what happened to you, and you also took the light of the signboard of intellectuals."

"It is estimated that if I travel to your era, I will be a handsome boy who loves flowers when he sees everyone. This matchmaker who proposes a marriage must trample on the threshold of my house."

His stomach didn't respond to the first few sentences, but when Su Xiaonan just said the last sentence, noodles mixed with stinky tofu spewed out from his mouth.

……

Su Xiaonan looked at the stinky tofu sprayed all over the wall with a dark face, and took a deep breath, "You are really going to the house without hitting it for three days!"

With his hands on his stomach, Su Xiaonan and Mu Zhelan had another scuffle. After the scuffle, he depressedly cleaned the battlefield in the stinky tofu-smelling kitchen.

Although Mu Zhelan likes to eat this stinky tofu, Su Xiaonan's nature will be restrained because of it, but when Uncle Mu is full, Su Xiaonan's original emotions will come back, and this burst of unpleasant smell makes him feel a little uncomfortable Comfortable, the feeling of vomiting also strengthened, he bit his lip and tried hard to bear it.

Can't spit!Su Xiaonan, you must not vomit!After throwing up Mu Zhelan, it's time to force you to eat other stinky things!

Finally, under Su Xiaonan's strong perseverance, the rice paste and stinky tofu that he ate safely fell into his stomach. After cleaning up the kitchen, Su Xiaonan couldn't hold on any longer. Fell on the bed and passed out.

In the dream, the smoke was still lingering, but the smoke seemed a bit choking...

Su Xiaonan waved his hands and tried to disperse the smoke. No matter how he looked around, he felt that he had fallen into a dream again, but without Mu Zhelan, how could he still fall into a dream?

"coming?"

The immature child's voice floated into her ears, Su Xiaonan looked down and let out a long sigh of relief, "It's you."

In front of him was the kid who returned Su Xiaonan's cell phone. He held a cigar in one hand and looked at Su Xiaonan in an old-fashioned way, "What do you mean? I have a name and a surname, and my name is Jiang Taotao."

"Oh, what did you ask me to do?" Su Xiaonan didn't take him seriously at all, and looked around. It wasn't that he was looking down on people, but that Jiang Taotao looked as big as a three-year-old child, and his figure and face were not the same as those of a three-year-old. The ages match, Su Xiaonan can't get serious with a child no matter what.Jiang Taotao obviously sensed Su Xiaonan's contempt. He snorted coldly and exhaled smoke rings, "You look down on me? I'm already over 50 years old, sir."

"What?!" Su Xiaonan looked at him in astonishment, Jiang Taotao frowned, "Why, Master Mu didn't mention it to you?"

"No." Su Xiaonan shook her head honestly, Jiang Taotao sighed, "Hey, he always tries to protect me too well. Then what did he tell you about me?"

"Nothing was said."

Su Xiaonan continued to tell the truth without any discernment, Jiang Taotao's face darkened, and the cigar in his hand fell to the ground.

"Nimma, thanks to the uncle, I want to help him teach you a lesson, to get revenge, and he treats me like this!"

"You seem to know each other well?"

Su Xiaonan asked tentatively, he sensed that this kid's temper was exactly the same as Mu Zhelan's, needless to say the two ghosts must have been together day and night to be so similar.

"Does it need to be said? I have been with him since the day I died. How can I not be familiar with him?" Jiang Taotao said proudly, it seems that he still recognizes Mu Zhelan very much in his heart.Su Xiaonan thought for a while and asked: "Then... since you are dead and still appear in my dream, why did I see you in reality that day? You give me a mobile phone, I will not make a mistake , must be in reality.”

23. Invisible Umbrella

"Of course, I still remember your frozen expression." Jiang Taotao squinted his eyes and smiled. His eyes were crescent-shaped when he smiled, and the big dimples were very cute. At first glance, he looked like a milk baby.At the beginning, he was ordered by Mu Zhelan to give the psychic to Su Xiaonan, but he didn't expect that Mu Zhelan would make Su Xiaonan's belly bigger in just a few weeks.Everything was carried out step by step according to the original plan, without the slightest mistake, Jiang Taotao now admires Mu Ye completely.Su Xiaonan stared at him for a long time, swallowed, and asked speculatively, "Could it be that you are a hermaphrodite?"

"Pfft." Jiang Taotao just bent over laughing, Su Xiaonan turned her head around and looked at him for no reason, no matter what, she felt that this little guy's level of intelligence was higher than that of Mu Zhelan.

"Ignorance is terrible. Do you know what a yin and yang person is?" Jiang Taotao looked at Su Xiaonan contemptuously. Su Xiaonan thought for a while and said, "Isn't it a person who can appear in both worlds of yin and yang?"

"Brother, intersex people are people who have both masculine and feminine characteristics. To put it bluntly, they are hermaphrodites with both testicles and ovaries!"

"Oh, the legendary self-attack and self-sufficiency."

Su Xiaonan nodded and his expression became serious. Could it be the same reason why he is pregnant with Mu Zhelan?Jiang Taotao looked at him wonderingly, "What's in your head? Why do you think differently from normal people?"

"Try to get pregnant?" Su Xiaonan stared, "Did no one tell you that pregnant women have a negative IQ? Is it easy for me? Ever since I got pregnant with Mu Zhelan, I always have to eat countless stinky tofu, which is not much at all." All the nutrition has been absorbed by him? What do you expect to make me think?"

Jiang Taotao frowned and extinguished the cigar in his hand, "What are you shouting about, are you not afraid of me?"

"Why should I be afraid of you?" Su Xiaonan asked confidently, Jiang Taotao was a little depressed, "Didn't you be terribly afraid last time?"

"Last time I was an innocent living person, but now I'm pregnant with you, Mr. Mu, a mixture of human and ghost. What's the difference between this and self-inflicted suffering? My reputation has been ruined for the rest of my life." , what am I afraid of you?"

Su Xiaonan let out all the anger in his stomach, and Jiang Taotao looked at him with some pity, "It's okay, in fact, you are not self-inflicted, didn't you have a dream before?"

"What dream?!" Su Xiaonan looked at Jiang Taotao vigilantly, Jiang Taotao grinned wickedly, "You ask me?"

"Shameless!"

Su Xiaonan blushed, these ghosts, old and young, were too shameless, why would such a private erotic dream be peeped at?Jiang Taotao saw that Su Xiaonan was embarrassed, and comforted him: "Hey, this is normal, it's just like a man."

"Not necessarily, you too?"

Su Xiaonan counterattacked very quickly, and sure enough, he hit Jiang Taotao's life in one blow. He gritted his teeth and looked at Su Xiaonan viciously.Because he was just three years old when he died, even though these years of training in the underworld made him have everything going smoothly, this body that has never grown up still brought him endless distress.Growth, adolescence, maturity, all periods are like this, the body will have desires, but after all, it is still a child and it is very weak.The pain of having enough energy and not enough energy has always made Jiang Taotao very desperate, but now that Su Xiaonan said this, Jiang Taotao's face is darker than the sole of a shoe