The fate of burning the wrong coin

The old smell was a bit disgusting, but his legs seemed to be pulled by an invisible rope. No matter how unwilling he was, he finally walked to the front of the stinky tofu stand.

"Would you like some, lad? The authentic Maojia stinky tofu."

The stall owner looked at Su Xiaonan very enthusiastically. He had been paying attention to this young man for a long time, and the way he swallowed his saliva while staring at his stall was so cute, and with his fluffy hair, he looked like a foodie plush toy.Su Xiaonan stared at the golden stinky tofu in the oil pan, hesitated and nodded, "Well, let's try half of it first."

"Only half?" The stall owner was a little disappointed, he didn't expect this to be enough after drooling for a long time.However, Su Xiaonan nodded with certainty, he thought half of such a stinky thing was too much, if he was not afraid of the old man in his stomach making troubles, he would definitely turn his head and leave.Soon, the stall owner handed half of the fried stinky tofu to Su Xiaonan. Su Xiaonan frowned and looked at the stinky tofu that was still glistening with oil. He tentatively dipped it in the soup and tasted it. His eyes widened instantly.

"good to eat!"

How would you describe such a taste?Su Xiaonan has never eaten such a wonderful thing, and the ones he usually likes are all compared. The soft bite feels extremely delicious, and with the delicious soup, Su Xiaonan will no longer add small pieces. Yes, he took a toothpick and pierced three pieces of stinky tofu into his mouth and chewed vigorously, his eyes showed a surprised brilliance.

Why didn't he think stinky tofu was so delicious before?

"One more!"

Su Xiaonan spoke vaguely while eating, the stall owner smiled proudly and nodded: "Okay, look, let me tell you it's delicious."

"delicious."

Su Xiaonan felt as if he had turned into a pig. He had stopped thinking about anything except swallowing. He had forgotten about Mu Zhelan's low taste and Mr. Mu's difficulty in serving him. It is the golden stinky tofu.

Soon, Su Xiaonan squatted on the ground and swallowed three portions of stinky tofu. The stall owner wiped the sweat from his face vigorously, showing a satisfied smile.It seems that just feeding this young man tonight can earn enough money. He has been setting up a stall for almost five years, and he has never seen such an edible young man. Looking at his well-proportioned figure, he is really a real person.

Su Xiaonan gulped down the stinky tofu, obviously the uncle Mu in his stomach was also very satisfied, and calmly stopped tossing.Su Xiaonan couldn't feel full no matter how much he ate, he even drew a picture in his mind: a small version of Mu Zhelan supported his stomach with one hand, kept swallowing with his mouth wide open, his face was full of happiness expression.Thinking of this, Su Xiaonan was a little angry. Usually, after tossing him all night and spending so much money just to eat this stinky tofu, Su Xiaonan retaliated and stabbed his stomach hard with his middle finger.

Obviously, he ignored Uncle Mu's desire for revenge.When Su Xiaonan stabbed him for the third time, an extremely loud fart erupted from behind his butt...

The loudness and smell of this fart shocked everyone present, even the big brother who sold stinky tofu kept bending over to scoop up tofu and petrified in place. He has been selling stinky tofu for so many years... what kind of smell can't be tolerated But, but this fart alone, he really can't bear it!

After finishing the No.15 box of stinky tofu, Su Xiaonan ran away in desperation under the contemptuous eyes of all the staff. He complained to his stomach all the way, "What do you want? What do you want? Do you still want to let me go?" I raised you? Are you such a bully? What good does it do you to ruin my reputation? "

After being stabbed and insulted in this way, the uncle in the stomach became furious, and started boxing after meals in Su Xiaonan's stomach. Su Xiaonan was sweating from his painful forehead, and jumped up and down holding his stomach.

"Wrong, I was wrong, I will never say you again."

"Nan Nan, what's wrong with you?"

The old man who was watching the gate looked at Su Xiaonan dumbfounded. From a long distance, he saw a person running towards the gate of the community talking to himself. When he reached the gate, he finally saw that it was Su Xiaonan. The old man just wanted to ask who he was talking to. Then I saw Su Xiaonan jumping up on the spot in a hurry like crazy, the uncle looked at Su Xiaonan in horror, what's wrong?

21. The contest has just begun

Su Xiaonan hurriedly stood at attention, looked at the uncle with some embarrassment, "I ate too much, I'm going to exercise after dinner."

"Why do you still talk to yourself after eating exercise?" The uncle looked at Su Xiaonan suspiciously. He has been visiting the community for many years, and most of the people here know him.He basically watched Su Xiaonan grow up, and he felt that this child was a little abnormal recently. He didn't like sports at all before, and he didn't talk when he saw people. running in and out.Su Xiaonan smiled awkwardly, and explained: "Master, you don't understand this. This is a method to boost self-confidence that I read online recently. Encouraging words to yourself can stimulate people's self-confidence, so that people More courage to go to success."

"I don't understand you young people." The uncle babbled and turned to walk towards the gate. Su Xiaonan breathed a sigh of relief and finally believed it.At the end, a few words floated out from the door closed by the uncle: "You still want to lie to me, an old man, with such a ferocious expression, are you talking about encouraging yourself? Hey, the child of today."

"..."

Su Xiaonan almost burst into tears, he forgot to leave all the way angrily, who knew that the stomach that had just calmed down for a while was dishonest again.Su Xiaonan stood there scratching his head, he hated this feeling to death.Without any external force, Mu Zhelan didn't talk to him directly, but he could clearly feel the ghost's emotion in his stomach.The kind of blood relationship that goes deep into the bone marrow is far more than the seemingly invisible connection in the dream, he can really feel the emotion that involves the flesh and blood, which makes Su Xiaonan very distressed.Mu Zhelan didn't use any supernatural means, but he could completely control his spirit, and even control his body through spirit, just like now.Su Xiaonan was already standing in the corner of the canteen downstairs and did not move. He told himself that he should leave quickly, but the ghost in his stomach was against him. After two powerful spirit convections, Su Xiaonan's left leg and The right leg has become an obvious outturned figure-eight, which is in a dilemma.

In the end, Su Xiaonan had no choice but to lower her head and touch her stomach, which was as heavy as a hammer, and asked impatiently, "Master Mu, what do you want to eat?"

Uncle Mu's powerful foodie finally defeated Su Xiaonan, and Su Xiaonan walked into the small shop with heavy steps.He pursed his lips and walked to the refrigerator unwillingly, feeling like he had become a full-time errand runner for Uncle Mu.Su Xiaonan originally thought that in his stomach he would be able to control him better than in his dream, at least he would be honest and not do anything out of line, but who knew that Ghost Master would get worse and worse, and even start to control his nerves and even his body, hey, this What a wrong step, I knew that before Mu Zhelan entered the stomach, I would have made an appointment with him for three chapters!This... Su Xiaonan flipped the popsicle absently. In the end, Mu Zhelan wouldn't just occupy his body and not get out of his stomach, would he?Isn't this the legendary resurrection of the dead?Su Xiaonan's hand trembled, and the popsicle she just picked up fell into the refrigerator.

In the small store is also Su Xiaonan's familiar Aunt Wang. She has a good relationship with Su's mother on weekdays. When she is free, she often chats with her parents.Because he was afraid that Uncle Mu would cause trouble, he purposely only chose the expensive ones, so it must be right to choose the expensive ones, right?Unexpectedly, the ghost master is not easy to serve, and he has played a good disposition that cannot be moved by poverty, but at this time, he is constantly tossing in his stomach. After experiencing the pain before diarrhea more than a dozen times, Su Xiaonan finally couldn't bear it. , he raised his hand, squeezed his stomach hard, and said in a low voice: "Are you sick? What do you want to eat? Can you please hurry up, whining like a woman! Is it a man who always tortures people? "

Uncle Mu in his belly was also scolded very depressed. This hand grew on Su Xiaonan's body, and he couldn't control it at will after all. It depends on whether Su Xiaonan's mental strength is strong enough.One person and one ghost were in such a stalemate, and no one would give in. In the end, Su Xiaonan and Ghost Lord formed a united front.Every time Su Xiaonan would pick up a popsicle and stay there for half a second. If the stomach was kicked, it meant that the ghost master didn’t like it. If there was no response, it was a pass. It lasted like this for 5 minutes, and the refrigerator was almost emptied. Su Xiaonan’s patience It will also be polished.

Now he can really understand the feeling of a woman's dysmenorrhea!Stomach pain is really painful and unbearable!

After being kicked N times, Su Xiaonan still couldn't hold back, and went into a rage: "You have princess disease, don't you? Some are good enough to eat, why are you so picky?"

He was kicked violently in the stomach in response. Su Xiaonan took a deep breath, gritted his teeth, grabbed his stomach with his hands, and twisted it hard.

Su Xiaonan gasped in pain, the pain...it really is a mother-child bond.Although it hurts, but after such a pinch, the uncle Mu in his stomach is obviously not feeling well, and he has calmed down a lot.Sure enough, as the old saying goes, it's not the fault of the father, the child who is incompetent will have to be beaten hard!

After the small punishment, Su Xiaonan still flipped through the refrigerator aimlessly. At the end of the flip, he glanced at the fifty cents old Beijing popsicle hidden at the bottom, and picked it up without any hope.

At this moment, a miracle happened...

Uncle Mu in his stomach actually stopped moving, and Su Xiaonan could clearly feel the hunger coming from his stomach. He sighed, turned his head and looked at it.