You are fragrant, you are...
Chapter 4
No, it has to be all the time.
"Okay—I am very happy today, and I appreciate—"
He looked down at Daxian again, and took a deep breath of the rich aroma of the dance in the air.Before leaving, he gave Wu Shulai a look, and went back to his time of being close to the people.
Wu Shulai glanced at the little prince, and thought to himself, what's the point of leaving the little prince back in the palace? The emperor is on a whim again. He likes this Xinjiang dance music, so it's enough to summon him again.
As the favored eunuch, Wu Shulai would only talk in his heart, and he would never forget what he should do.
When Daxian knew that he was going to stay and wait for the call, and had to exchange dances with the emperor, he almost cried, but fortunately Lisa showed up in time.
Daxian wants to go home.
The author has something to say: By the way, is Wu Shulai the chief eunuch at this time?Not sure.Well, it's just a short YY anyway, don't worry about it.
2012-10-27, Saturday, one o'clock in the morning.
5. The strange aunt in the palace, the strange sister in the palace
After receiving the reward, Ali and Zhuoyue liked Da Xian more and more.He thought that if Da Xian was not the only son of his brother, he would rather recognize Da Xian as his son, which is far better than his own daughter who knows the responsibility is heavy but still disregards the overall situation for the sake of personal affection.
Da Xian tried to impress Ali and Zhuo with his tearful eyes, but after watching for a long time, Ali and Zhuo still only care about themselves.Daxian glanced at Lisa again, the ten-year-old child was at a loss.
Lisa just said that people say that the emperor's harem cannibalize people, and if they are not smart, they will be eaten to the bone.Da Xian kept thinking of the roast suckling pig that his sister explained in detail when scaring him before, for fear that he would be the roasted pig.The most annoying thing is that I can't talk about pigs in front of Lisa, especially the pigs I eat.Obviously pork is delicious, but Lisa also said that they would not eat the mixed pork that pigs eat.
Da Xian was even more mournful, he had been a little prince for so long, and as soon as he didn't have the roses that a little prince should have, he could only substitute chicken for his favorite meat.Lisa also said that although beef can be eaten, the farm cattle are holy and should be eaten less, and the mutton tastes fishy. How can the little prince's body with such a fragrant body be dyed with smoke and fire by the kebabs.
Daxian ate so much chicken, he was almost as good as a white chicken.It must be because he ate too much chicken, that gluttonous emperor would bully this petty man regardless of his status as an adult, but no matter how much chicken Daxian ate, it didn’t taste like chicken. Fortunately, they ate chicken and had no other meat. Many, Daxian is still somewhat safe.Even if Daxian's "fragrance" is lost, he can't make delicious meat, and Daxian's poop smells stinky.
Woohoo, my sister never said before that she would be eaten if she stayed in the Forbidden City for a long time, and Lisa can't lie to herself, what should Da Xian do?That Eunuch Wu is not a father-in-law at all, he is already a father-in-law, so he doesn't treat himself a little better.snort.Da Xian couldn't be reconciled, and cried: "Master, you are the leader of the Ministry, so you can't let little Da Xian stay in the palace? Da Xian will go back to the residence with you, Da Xian is very obedient. "
Ali and Zhuozheng were happy for the emperor's reward, and they also knew that the emperor wanted to attach importance to returning to Xinjiang, so they didn't care about the little Daxian's request. They stroked Daxian's smooth hair and said, "The emperor likes Daxian's dance, and it is also for us to return to Xinjiang." Save face in Xinjiang. Da Xian stayed in the palace and waited to be summoned, and the emperor might give Da Xian a reward when he was happy. When Da Xian went back to Xinjiang, it would not be very face-saving."
"My lord, why do I need so much face! Da Xian's face is already beautiful and smooth, like peeling an egg, no matter how much face I have, Da Xian doesn't want to stay in the palace and be eaten." Da Xian was very pleased. In a hurry, neither Ali nor Zhuo seemed to hear Daxian saying that he didn't want to stay in the palace and be eaten.
"Presumptuous! Who told you that if you stay in the palace, you will be eaten! Is it Lisa, an idiot?!" Ali and Zhuo finally grasped the point.
Daxian could still tell from the tone of the person that Ali and Zhuo were not happy at this time, and they dared not admit it, just said: "No, no! It was that Huayi Gege who said in front of so many people that Daxian smells very good. The way he eats, isn't Da Xian meant to be eaten if he stays? Da Xian doesn't have much meat, and Da Xian is afraid of pain."
"Daxian, you remember, you are my courtier under the rule of Huijiang, and you should not stay in the harem when men and women are seven years old. But you remember, the Qing Dynasty was ruled by one person, and that person is His Majesty the Emperor. Since I am happy to let you down to discuss singing and dancing for a while, you can stay in the palace obediently. To make the emperor happy, you can also have more choices. It is not bad for you. As for the cannibalism, can you really take it seriously? Really? Silly boy." After instructing Daxian some precautions, Ali and Zhuo left the palace with the rewards and their clansmen, leaving only Daxian and Lisa behind.
Since Ali and Zhuo left, Daxian refused to talk to Lisa.
Lisa spat out, wishing she could slap her ears a few times.
Didn't she coax the little prince to eat people in the harem because she saw that the little prince didn't like chicken and eggs, especially people who like to eat the pork flavor that the little prince suddenly thought of when he didn't know when.Those jokes, how could Lisa have thought that the emperor had a brain problem and wanted the little prince to stay in the harem.Even if she doesn't ask about world affairs, she still knows that the emperor's harem is full of concubines and eunuchs, Brother Ge Ge, and it's nothing for the little prince to live in. It's not good if he accidentally offends the nobles.The sense of the emperor became worse and worse, Lisa opened the loyal servant mode, and decided to be smarter, so that the little prince would be safe during the time he stayed in the harem.
Fortunately, Daxian is angry with Lisa, and Lisa, who has never been treated coldly, feels cold in her heart.
After a day passed, Daxian was not so angry, and after her wrinkled face finally eased up, Lisa hurried forward to please her: "Little Prince, Lisa will take you to the garden for a stroll, others say that the palace is the largest and full of wonders, sure There will be beautiful roses."
It has to be said that Lisa knows Daxian the best, and the fake Daxian brand Daxian turned his anger into joy, happily changed into his prince's clothes, and prepared to go to the garden with Lisa.
The two masters and servants have never accepted any etiquette rules from the beginning.In the past, the prince asked Lisa to take care of Daxian only because Daxian would look a little naughty like an ordinary child only when Lisa was playing with him. Never mind that Lisa is just a brat who doesn't understand practical matters.Lisa, who is only slightly older than Daxian, only looks smarter, but in fact, how smart is a girl who can play so well with stupid children.Doesn't this immediately revert to old ways, completely forgetting that these two are no longer outside the palace.
Daxian Lisa was not the only one who didn't understand the rules in the palace.
Since Daxian was a guest returning to Xinjiang, the court ladies, eunuchs and guards saw him passing by with his maid, and they didn't even cast a sideways glance.Daxian didn't even know that his identity was really not suitable for walking in the palace, but no one reminded him.
When he arrived at the imperial garden, Daxian saw clusters of colorful flowers, which were much more beautiful than the flower garden he created alone. There were many unknown flowers, which were more beautiful than the flowers in the botanical garden.Daxian thought in his heart, Ali and Zhuo said that as long as he made the emperor happy, he could ask for a reward. Then, can Daxian ask the emperor to let Lisa learn how to grow flowers in the garden, so that Daxian will also be happy when he returns home? Can be a veritable little prince.
Who made him the little prince, not Prince Charming!
Not a white horse, but the little prince's roses.Daxian was thinking about something, but he didn't know that he, who was bending over to admire the flowers, had also become the scenery in the garden at this time.Lisa stood straight behind Daxian, and she also felt that the palace was really good, and even the flowers were more beautiful than other places.
"Huh? Who is that boy?" Little Swallow took the crape myrtle golden lock to the imperial garden to pick flowers, and asked hurriedly when he saw the squinting boy in the sun who looked like he was about to become a flying fairy.
Jinsuo noticed that the maid behind the boy was wearing a uniform, and replied in a low voice, "Gege, I think it's the little prince who was left behind by the emperor after the banquet yesterday."
"Isn't that little prince a girl yesterday?" Little Yanzi still called the little prince the dancing girl, not to mention such a beautiful girl, how could she not be a girl?Little Swallow thought it was very novel, and after hearing Ziwei say, "The little prince is not a boy", he bounced up and down behind the little prince and patted him.
Da Xian was patted by a strong hand on his shoulder and almost fell into the flowers. When he looked back, he saw that it was the sister in the flower dress from yesterday.Today, this sister is wearing a red dress again. She looks really festive, much better than him who is dressed in white every day.
"Little prince, you are still very beautiful in men's clothes." Little Yanzi looked at the little prince carefully, and was very fond of this little prince who used the same nickname as himself.A beautiful male doll, Xiao Yanzi smiled loyally and patted the little prince's thin shoulder: "It's just too thin, you enter the palace, my little Yanzi will make you fat."
Da Xian realized later that this elder sister was Huan Zhu Ge Ge Li's Huan Zhu Ge Ge, and immediately remembered what her elder sister said to stay away from these people, and immediately backed away.Little Yanzi was not surprised, she just thought her hands were heavy.
"Huanzhugege, men and women can't kiss each other." Lisa stared at Little Swallow's unruly right hand. Her little prince is not something that any woman can touch, not even the emperor's princess daughter.
Little Swallow yelled: "It's just a brat, what's the difference between male and female. The little prince is obviously thin, so there's nothing wrong with that. You're wrong."
"Miss, you see that little Yanzi said the wrong thing again." In front of Ziwei, Jin Suo was still used to the old address in private.
Ziwei wants to laugh or not, and she is used to such nonsense words from Little Yanzi. No matter how many times she has said something, Little Yanzi will remember it
"Okay—I am very happy today, and I appreciate—"
He looked down at Daxian again, and took a deep breath of the rich aroma of the dance in the air.Before leaving, he gave Wu Shulai a look, and went back to his time of being close to the people.
Wu Shulai glanced at the little prince, and thought to himself, what's the point of leaving the little prince back in the palace? The emperor is on a whim again. He likes this Xinjiang dance music, so it's enough to summon him again.
As the favored eunuch, Wu Shulai would only talk in his heart, and he would never forget what he should do.
When Daxian knew that he was going to stay and wait for the call, and had to exchange dances with the emperor, he almost cried, but fortunately Lisa showed up in time.
Daxian wants to go home.
The author has something to say: By the way, is Wu Shulai the chief eunuch at this time?Not sure.Well, it's just a short YY anyway, don't worry about it.
2012-10-27, Saturday, one o'clock in the morning.
5. The strange aunt in the palace, the strange sister in the palace
After receiving the reward, Ali and Zhuoyue liked Da Xian more and more.He thought that if Da Xian was not the only son of his brother, he would rather recognize Da Xian as his son, which is far better than his own daughter who knows the responsibility is heavy but still disregards the overall situation for the sake of personal affection.
Da Xian tried to impress Ali and Zhuo with his tearful eyes, but after watching for a long time, Ali and Zhuo still only care about themselves.Daxian glanced at Lisa again, the ten-year-old child was at a loss.
Lisa just said that people say that the emperor's harem cannibalize people, and if they are not smart, they will be eaten to the bone.Da Xian kept thinking of the roast suckling pig that his sister explained in detail when scaring him before, for fear that he would be the roasted pig.The most annoying thing is that I can't talk about pigs in front of Lisa, especially the pigs I eat.Obviously pork is delicious, but Lisa also said that they would not eat the mixed pork that pigs eat.
Da Xian was even more mournful, he had been a little prince for so long, and as soon as he didn't have the roses that a little prince should have, he could only substitute chicken for his favorite meat.Lisa also said that although beef can be eaten, the farm cattle are holy and should be eaten less, and the mutton tastes fishy. How can the little prince's body with such a fragrant body be dyed with smoke and fire by the kebabs.
Daxian ate so much chicken, he was almost as good as a white chicken.It must be because he ate too much chicken, that gluttonous emperor would bully this petty man regardless of his status as an adult, but no matter how much chicken Daxian ate, it didn’t taste like chicken. Fortunately, they ate chicken and had no other meat. Many, Daxian is still somewhat safe.Even if Daxian's "fragrance" is lost, he can't make delicious meat, and Daxian's poop smells stinky.
Woohoo, my sister never said before that she would be eaten if she stayed in the Forbidden City for a long time, and Lisa can't lie to herself, what should Da Xian do?That Eunuch Wu is not a father-in-law at all, he is already a father-in-law, so he doesn't treat himself a little better.snort.Da Xian couldn't be reconciled, and cried: "Master, you are the leader of the Ministry, so you can't let little Da Xian stay in the palace? Da Xian will go back to the residence with you, Da Xian is very obedient. "
Ali and Zhuozheng were happy for the emperor's reward, and they also knew that the emperor wanted to attach importance to returning to Xinjiang, so they didn't care about the little Daxian's request. They stroked Daxian's smooth hair and said, "The emperor likes Daxian's dance, and it is also for us to return to Xinjiang." Save face in Xinjiang. Da Xian stayed in the palace and waited to be summoned, and the emperor might give Da Xian a reward when he was happy. When Da Xian went back to Xinjiang, it would not be very face-saving."
"My lord, why do I need so much face! Da Xian's face is already beautiful and smooth, like peeling an egg, no matter how much face I have, Da Xian doesn't want to stay in the palace and be eaten." Da Xian was very pleased. In a hurry, neither Ali nor Zhuo seemed to hear Daxian saying that he didn't want to stay in the palace and be eaten.
"Presumptuous! Who told you that if you stay in the palace, you will be eaten! Is it Lisa, an idiot?!" Ali and Zhuo finally grasped the point.
Daxian could still tell from the tone of the person that Ali and Zhuo were not happy at this time, and they dared not admit it, just said: "No, no! It was that Huayi Gege who said in front of so many people that Daxian smells very good. The way he eats, isn't Da Xian meant to be eaten if he stays? Da Xian doesn't have much meat, and Da Xian is afraid of pain."
"Daxian, you remember, you are my courtier under the rule of Huijiang, and you should not stay in the harem when men and women are seven years old. But you remember, the Qing Dynasty was ruled by one person, and that person is His Majesty the Emperor. Since I am happy to let you down to discuss singing and dancing for a while, you can stay in the palace obediently. To make the emperor happy, you can also have more choices. It is not bad for you. As for the cannibalism, can you really take it seriously? Really? Silly boy." After instructing Daxian some precautions, Ali and Zhuo left the palace with the rewards and their clansmen, leaving only Daxian and Lisa behind.
Since Ali and Zhuo left, Daxian refused to talk to Lisa.
Lisa spat out, wishing she could slap her ears a few times.
Didn't she coax the little prince to eat people in the harem because she saw that the little prince didn't like chicken and eggs, especially people who like to eat the pork flavor that the little prince suddenly thought of when he didn't know when.Those jokes, how could Lisa have thought that the emperor had a brain problem and wanted the little prince to stay in the harem.Even if she doesn't ask about world affairs, she still knows that the emperor's harem is full of concubines and eunuchs, Brother Ge Ge, and it's nothing for the little prince to live in. It's not good if he accidentally offends the nobles.The sense of the emperor became worse and worse, Lisa opened the loyal servant mode, and decided to be smarter, so that the little prince would be safe during the time he stayed in the harem.
Fortunately, Daxian is angry with Lisa, and Lisa, who has never been treated coldly, feels cold in her heart.
After a day passed, Daxian was not so angry, and after her wrinkled face finally eased up, Lisa hurried forward to please her: "Little Prince, Lisa will take you to the garden for a stroll, others say that the palace is the largest and full of wonders, sure There will be beautiful roses."
It has to be said that Lisa knows Daxian the best, and the fake Daxian brand Daxian turned his anger into joy, happily changed into his prince's clothes, and prepared to go to the garden with Lisa.
The two masters and servants have never accepted any etiquette rules from the beginning.In the past, the prince asked Lisa to take care of Daxian only because Daxian would look a little naughty like an ordinary child only when Lisa was playing with him. Never mind that Lisa is just a brat who doesn't understand practical matters.Lisa, who is only slightly older than Daxian, only looks smarter, but in fact, how smart is a girl who can play so well with stupid children.Doesn't this immediately revert to old ways, completely forgetting that these two are no longer outside the palace.
Daxian Lisa was not the only one who didn't understand the rules in the palace.
Since Daxian was a guest returning to Xinjiang, the court ladies, eunuchs and guards saw him passing by with his maid, and they didn't even cast a sideways glance.Daxian didn't even know that his identity was really not suitable for walking in the palace, but no one reminded him.
When he arrived at the imperial garden, Daxian saw clusters of colorful flowers, which were much more beautiful than the flower garden he created alone. There were many unknown flowers, which were more beautiful than the flowers in the botanical garden.Daxian thought in his heart, Ali and Zhuo said that as long as he made the emperor happy, he could ask for a reward. Then, can Daxian ask the emperor to let Lisa learn how to grow flowers in the garden, so that Daxian will also be happy when he returns home? Can be a veritable little prince.
Who made him the little prince, not Prince Charming!
Not a white horse, but the little prince's roses.Daxian was thinking about something, but he didn't know that he, who was bending over to admire the flowers, had also become the scenery in the garden at this time.Lisa stood straight behind Daxian, and she also felt that the palace was really good, and even the flowers were more beautiful than other places.
"Huh? Who is that boy?" Little Swallow took the crape myrtle golden lock to the imperial garden to pick flowers, and asked hurriedly when he saw the squinting boy in the sun who looked like he was about to become a flying fairy.
Jinsuo noticed that the maid behind the boy was wearing a uniform, and replied in a low voice, "Gege, I think it's the little prince who was left behind by the emperor after the banquet yesterday."
"Isn't that little prince a girl yesterday?" Little Yanzi still called the little prince the dancing girl, not to mention such a beautiful girl, how could she not be a girl?Little Swallow thought it was very novel, and after hearing Ziwei say, "The little prince is not a boy", he bounced up and down behind the little prince and patted him.
Da Xian was patted by a strong hand on his shoulder and almost fell into the flowers. When he looked back, he saw that it was the sister in the flower dress from yesterday.Today, this sister is wearing a red dress again. She looks really festive, much better than him who is dressed in white every day.
"Little prince, you are still very beautiful in men's clothes." Little Yanzi looked at the little prince carefully, and was very fond of this little prince who used the same nickname as himself.A beautiful male doll, Xiao Yanzi smiled loyally and patted the little prince's thin shoulder: "It's just too thin, you enter the palace, my little Yanzi will make you fat."
Da Xian realized later that this elder sister was Huan Zhu Ge Ge Li's Huan Zhu Ge Ge, and immediately remembered what her elder sister said to stay away from these people, and immediately backed away.Little Yanzi was not surprised, she just thought her hands were heavy.
"Huanzhugege, men and women can't kiss each other." Lisa stared at Little Swallow's unruly right hand. Her little prince is not something that any woman can touch, not even the emperor's princess daughter.
Little Swallow yelled: "It's just a brat, what's the difference between male and female. The little prince is obviously thin, so there's nothing wrong with that. You're wrong."
"Miss, you see that little Yanzi said the wrong thing again." In front of Ziwei, Jin Suo was still used to the old address in private.
Ziwei wants to laugh or not, and she is used to such nonsense words from Little Yanzi. No matter how many times she has said something, Little Yanzi will remember it
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