When the Louvre meets the Forbidden City

"Xiao Guizi, do you think that you are the only one who would go to Duolong and his ilk to learn the 'undressing and binding skills'?" Kangxi pushed Wei Xiaobao away, turned over and sat up, with a little bit of excitement in his eyes, "This trick is called 'Soundless and colorless, subduing monsters and subduing monsters, Vajra subduing the devil's magical skills."

Wei Xiaobao was so weak that he couldn't move a single fingertip, but looking at the little emperor's smug face, somehow he didn't feel annoyed and anxious when he was plotted against, he just said truthfully, "Your Majesty, don't be too exaggerated, isn't it? Acupuncture, almost all my subordinates who are above hall master can do it."

Kangxi was disappointed, so he stretched out his foot from under the quilt and kicked him, "So what, you won't!"

Wei Xiaobao said sternly, "Your Majesty, in my opinion, there are only two kinds of power in the world: the sword and the mind. In the long run, the sword is always defeated by the mind. That is to say, no matter how strong a person's martial arts are, he can only do so at best. I can be a qualified fighter, and my goal is to be a qualified commander, so I won't waste too much time learning martial arts."

Kangxi opened his mouth and held his breath in his chest, wanting to refute, but felt that Wei Xiaobao's words were quite reasonable; but if he admitted that what he said was right, he would inevitably lower his self-esteem, and would assume that he could only be a soldier and not suitable for being a commander suspect.

He said bitterly, "Xiao Guizi, you are quite good at talking nonsense!"

"It's not unreasonable, it's my deep understanding over the years." Wei Xiaobao felt that Kangxi's angry face was a bit childish, which was very cute, and he comforted him, "Your Majesty is still young, and practicing martial arts can strengthen your body, which is a good thing." I silently added a sentence in my heart: It would be better if it could not be used on me.

Kangxi raised his eyebrows, and decided that his subordinates would see Zhenzhang, and stop engaging in unnecessary verbal disputes with him, showing a molesting look in his imagination, "Xiao Guizi, come, give me a smile." Stretching out his hand to poke Wei Xiaobao's face, "I like to see the dimples on your face."

Now it was Wei Xiaobao's turn to frown, "Your Majesty, don't do this, you don't suit this expression."

Kangxi ignored him, his fingers slid down, along his chin, his neck came to the neckline, his slender fingers pulled Wei Xiaobao's baggy clothes that had been stripped loose by him just now, revealing the honey-colored tight and slippery skin inside. skin.

Kangxi's eyes dimmed, and he suddenly realized that in addition to being fair and tender, the healthy and firm honey-colored skin was also attractive and interesting.He caressed ambiguously all the way down the chest, and twisted it hard when he came to the waist, and then without hesitation, went directly to the silk trousers on Wei Xiaobao's body.

Kangxi did not forget to observe Wei Xiaobao's face while moving. He saw that although his expression was a little stiff at the beginning, he was still in control, and he did not show timidity. At this moment, he seemed to be unable to bear it anymore. His expression suddenly changed, and he frowned to stop Kangxi, "Your Majesty ! Stop!"

Kangxi knowingly asked, "What's the matter? What else do you need, Xiao Guizi?"

Wei Xiaobao swallowed, trying to find a reason, "It's so late, let's go to bed, otherwise His Majesty will lose energy tomorrow, and it's hard to explain when the accompanying ministers see him."

At this time, Kangxi finally felt that he had the upper hand, and he was slightly proud. Feeling the smooth and elastic body under the palm of his hand, an uncontrollable excitement surged into his heart, and he said with a smile, "Have you forgotten? This is Yangzhou, not the capital. You don’t have to get up early to go to court here, and it doesn’t matter if you sleep until noon tomorrow.”

Wei Xiaobao smiled wryly, "But I have to get up early, there are still quite a few subordinates waiting outside, if they don't go out early tomorrow morning, they are worried that trouble will happen."

Kangxi said leisurely, "Don't worry, it doesn't need to be early tomorrow morning. It will definitely be finished in the middle of the night tonight. You can take care of those subordinates who go out to meet you tomorrow morning. I won't stop you."

"In the middle of the night? Then how can I get up early in the morning?" Wei Xiaobao frowned even tighter, "Your Majesty, you are too inconsiderate."

"Inconsiderate? How dare you say it! What did you do last time! Could it be that you are considerate?" Kangxi brought up the old incident, his anger surged, he didn't care about it, and suddenly pulled off Wei Xiaobao's silk trousers, Full of resentment, he said angrily, "I'm going to court the next morning, and my waist is about to break. Why don't I go to court with force!"

Wei Xiaobao was completely naked, he could only lie on the bed naked as if he had just been born.

Kangxi turned over, pressed firmly on him, and pretended to grin, "Xiao Guizi, I forgot to ask Liu Jinzhong to bring the jar of lubricating plaster when I left Beijing. There is nothing I can do. It's too late for the imperial doctor to make it. Just bear with it!" As he spoke, he stretched out his arms and fumbled for the small shelf beside the bed.

Wei Xiaobao had never seen a little emperor like this before, and after shaking his head for a while, he realized that this arrogant young man was talking out of hand, maybe it was just a bad joke on the bed, and the anxiety and anger in his heart suddenly The time disappeared without a trace, thinking that this is the attitude that lovers should have when getting along, "My dear majesty, you are so cute like this. I was a little regretful just now, but now it seems that there is no need for it."

Kangxi took out a small oblate blue-and-white porcelain jar that Wei Xiaobao was very familiar with from the shelf. When the lid was opened, a pleasant sweet smell overflowed. After studying the light red ointment inside, he carefully dug out the jar. A small piece, and asked casually, "What do you regret?"

"I was thinking, anyway, Your Majesty is my sweetheart, and I can see that you also have me in your heart, so it doesn't matter who will do this, but you are young, young and experienced. It's not good, it's not as good as if I did it." Wei Xiaobao simply relaxed his body, enjoying the little emperor's clumsy kissing and stroking, feeling it.

Kangxi is actually very smart, but it is a pity that others have always served him in bed, and he has never served others once, so his movements are inevitably blunt.He also remembered that Wei Xiaobao was very sophisticated in flirting with him, being gentle and patient at the beginning and passionate in the second half, which can be called the most indulgent and intense enjoyment in his life.

This time it was his turn to do it, and he faintly felt that it was not as good as the opponent's technique last time. He was feeling a little guilty, but when this winking Xiao Guizi said it to his face, he became a little annoyed and argued, "What a beautiful thing I want! I just want to do it today." I will teach you a lesson! Besides, you are two years younger than me, how dare you despise me! Let's see how I deal with you..."

Liu Jinzhong's cautious voice sounded out of the door very inappropriately, "Your Majesty, Your Majesty."

Kangxi was impatient and asked, "What's the matter?"

Liu Jinzhong wiped his sweat outside the door, and said softly, "There is an urgent document for six hundred miles from the capital, do you want to get up and have a look?"

This is the iron rule set by Kangxi himself. As long as there is an urgent official document sent by the capital, no matter what he is doing, he must send it to Yulan as soon as possible, and he must not be late for a moment. If anyone dares to delay, he will be severely punished. Therefore, Liu Jinzhong had to come to report under the pressure of interrupting the good things of the emperor and Lord Wei.

Kangxi was stunned for a moment, and really wanted him to get out of here with the paperwork, so as not to get in the way, but his strong self-control played a role, and when he got to the point of yelling at him, he was forced to go back. After hesitating for a moment, he heard Wei Xiaobao say, "Your Majesty should take a look, don't delay important matters."

Kangxi rolled over from Wei Xiaobao, sat on the edge of the bed, took a few deep breaths, suppressed the restlessness in his heart, and pulled the quilt that was kicked to the foot of the bed to cover Wei Xiaobao, before saying, "Take the booklet to the study, come in and serve me get up."

Liu Jinzhong came in with two young eunuchs with their heads down. Without looking at the bed, he dressed Kangxi's clothes and shoes lightly, and poured a cup of warm tea. Kangxi frowned after taking a sip , "Change to a cup of lighter honey water."

Liu Jinzhong hurriedly agreed and asked the little eunuch to prepare.

Kangxi walked out, and when he reached the door, he looked back, and saw that Wei Xiaobao had already sat up with his underwear on, looking at him, he ordered, "You wait here for me."

Wei Xiaobao knew that it might be too late for him to deal with political affairs, and actually wanted to leave first, but seeing the earnest instructions in Kangxi's eyes, and his heart was soft, he nodded.

Kangxi remained motionless, and left quickly.

Wei Xiaobao smiled behind him, thinking that the little emperor's pro-government and diligence have always been one of his favorite qualities, and it really is not wrong to like it.