When the Louvre meets the Forbidden City

Kangxi was waiting for him, and when he saw Wei Xiaobao go in, he stared at him, "You brat is quite airy, you won't come until this time!"

Wei Xiaobao went over to take his hand, didn't kiss it first, just held it lightly, looked into Kangxi's eyes and whispered very gently, "Your Majesty is waiting in a hurry? It's my fault, next time I will definitely not let you wait so long , In fact, I also miss Your Majesty very much, the sweet breath on your body always makes me intoxicated and longing."

After speaking, he brought the hand he had held for a while to his lips, looked at Kangxi, smiled and kissed him.

Liu Jinzhong and the two young eunuchs were still waiting in front of him, Kangxi couldn't hold back immediately, he forcibly pulled his hand away from Wei Xiaobao, and gave him a moment, "Bah, what nonsense are you talking about, don't be so disgusting here! "Sternly said to Liu Jinzhong, "Go down."

Liu Jinzhong's Taoism is profound, and he has almost cultivated to the state where Mount Tai collapses before him without changing his face. He can turn a blind eye to any strange things around Kangxi that he should not intervene in, and he will not move his eyebrows too much. The emperor stepped back, and quickly brought the two young eunuchs out, only secretly sighing in his heart, seeing him for a few months, Lord Wei is more enthusiastic and bold than before!

As soon as the people went out, Kangxi coughed lightly, and said to Wei Xiaobao with some disapproval, "Xiao Guizi, you just need to know some things in your heart, and you don't have to keep saying them."

Wei Xiaobao asked him, "What words?"

Kangxi said, "As far as I have a sweet smell on my body... I don't think I am very fragrant." He raised his arm and smelled it with doubts on his face, but he didn't smell anything different, and shook his head, "You say It should be fragrant, as long as you know it in your heart, don’t always say it in public.”

Wei Xiaobao thought Kangxi's appearance was funny, a little silly and cute, and he couldn't even hear the compliments from lovers. Kangxi was a man, so naturally he didn't have any scent on him. To say he was sweet was just a metaphor, which meant that he liked him. I yearn for him very much, so his body is sweet and tempting to me.

Kangxi had never been considered stupid in his whole life, and he didn't have mind reading skills at this time, so he couldn't see that Wei Xiaobao was secretly laughing at him, so he raised his hand and said, "Come and sit together."

Wei Xiaobao saw him sitting in a chair carved with red sandalwood. Although the chair was spacious, it was awkward to squeeze the two of them together, so he stepped forward and pulled Kangxi, "Go and sit on the bed."

Kangxi refused to move, pointed to a few paperwork on the table and said, "I haven't finished approving it yet, so it won't work to put it on the bed, so I'm just sitting here."

"One chair can't hold two people."

"You sit on my lap."

Let him sit on another man's lap?

Thinking of this situation, Wei Xiaobao's hair immediately stood on end, and he shook his head, "No, no! Thank you Your Majesty for your kindness, this... I'm afraid I'll feel a little flustered if I sit like this for a long time."

Kangxi looked at him with supercilious eyes, "I haven't disliked you for crushing my legs, but you are picky!"

Wei Xiaobao said, "I'm not afraid of pressure, how about you sit on my lap."

Kangxi paused, probably because he thought of the scene of himself sitting on someone else's lap, and felt a chill all over his body, then raised his eyebrows, and knocked on the table, "Presumptuous! You're talking nonsense again!"

Wei Xiaobao smiled wryly and took two steps back. For some reason, he suddenly thought of his titular wife—the mighty Su Quan. On the way to the palace, he even laughed at Prince Gong for his lack of eyesight. Not to be trifled with.Now it seems that his own eyesight is not very good, the little emperor he picked out is even better than Su Quan, he will turn his face if he says something wrong, and he doesn't care about other people's feelings at all.

Reluctantly said, "Then His Majesty will review the memorial first, and I will wait by the side."

Kangxi was used to bossing around, the scolding just came out of his mouth, and he regretted it a bit after he said it, and seeing Wei Xiaobao's dejected face, he felt that something was wrong, he opened his mouth, "Xiao Guizi..." He wanted to say something to comfort him he.

"Huh?" Wei Xiaobao raised his eyebrows.

"You..." Kangxi couldn't speak soft words, and couldn't think of what to say for a while, so he leaned up, reached out and grabbed Wei Xiaobao's arm and pulled it over, making way for himself, and the two sat side by side. In the chair, "This is the head office, you're the only one who has a lot of gossip, and you don't inquire about it. Besides the prince, who else has sat on my lap, and you are not happy to let you sit."

Wei Xiaobao twisted his body to make himself sit more comfortably, and calmly embraced Kangxi's waist from behind, "Your Majesty, read the booklet quickly, you can approve two copies with just enough time to speak, finish it quickly and go to rest." .”

Kangxi also didn't have the habit of talking nonsense, let alone complaining at every turn. It was a miracle that he broke his kung fu every time he saw Wei Xiaobao, so he calmed down and wanted to finish the task at hand first.

After reviewing two books, Wei Xiaobao asked next to his ear, "Your Majesty, do you want me to read it with you?"

Without looking back, Kangxi smiled and said, "That's right, you can read whatever I have written here."

A touch of emotion flashed in Wei Xiaobao's heart, and he just wanted to ask: Do you trust me so much?Then I heard Kangxi continue to say leisurely, "Anyway, you won't understand if I show you."

The emotion in his heart came and went even faster, Wei Xiaobao couldn't help pinching Kangxi's waist hard with his hands.

The little emperor was afraid of being ticklish, so he immediately threw down the booklet and fought back, saying, "What's the matter, you think I'm talking about you for being ignorant, and I'm right, think about it for yourself, how unlearned and incompetent you have to be to be correct. Putting the fate of a parachutist on your own head during the war, isn't that a curse on yourself!"

Wei Xiaobao was so angry that he couldn't hold it back anymore. His demeanor was reserved for those elegant and charming ladies. Kangxi and the like would be spared. He said politely, "Your Majesty, you are annoying me to death. Always so speechless!"

Kangxi was surprised, "Ah!" No one dared to say that he was annoying to death, this was the first time in history, so he couldn't react immediately.

In order to prevent him from losing his temper after he realized it, Wei Xiaobao leaned over and kissed Kangxi, wrapped one hand around Kangxi's waist, and lifted the hem of Kangxi's robe with the other hand to reach the bottom of his thigh to caress.

After being kissed for a while, Kangxi started to get a little short of breath. He could only experience this kind of enthusiasm that was so hot that he could only experience it from Wei Xiaobao. Restlessly, "Xiao Guizi, let's go to bed." Then he gritted his teeth and said, "Dare to say I'm annoying, I can't spare you today! You asked for it yourself, no wonder I."

Wei Xiaobao answered directly with actions, pulling him up, "I want to be on top."

Kangxi frowned, "Xiao Guizi, there must be a measure for joking!"

Because I was accused of annoying people by talking just now, I was a little guilty, so I shook my head and forced myself to hold back. I didn’t learn much, and sat on the bedside to pull Wei Xiaobao’s clothes, and patiently coaxed, "Be good, be obedient, and it’s okay if you don’t do it all the time." It's really uncomfortable, since you want to follow me wholeheartedly, you will always have to pass this test, don't worry, I asked the imperial physician specifically what to do, and I won't hurt or hurt you."

Wei Xiaobao was so stimulated by these words that he shivered. He always said I was disgusting, but in fact you are really disgusting when you speak. He didn't want to entangle with Kangxi anymore and talk about each other, so he suddenly made a move and used his two tricks He grasped Kangxi's arm and pressed it hard, staring into his eyes and said, "Your Majesty, we two have a dead date, see you or leave, let's fight again, be fair, whoever wins will win!"

Kangxi's body trembled slightly, this 'dead date, see you soon' was what they used to say when they were young to fight and play together, when they heard it suddenly, they couldn't help being a little dazed.

Wei Xiaobao lowered his head and kissed him deeply on the lips, "Are you okay?"

"Okay, if you fight a hundred more times, you will still lose. If you lose, you will surrender honestly. Don't tell me the nonsense of 'a man can bend and stretch, and if you leave the green hills, you will not be afraid of not burning firewood'..." This is what Wei Xiaobao said back then. Kangxi couldn't help but smile when he mentioned what he used to say after losing.

Wei Xiaobao didn't pay attention to the teasing in his words, he thought to himself that it's good if you agree, he stood up, ready for a quick fight, and hit him with the 'armpit hammer'.

Most of the tricks he knew were learned by the original owner when he was fighting with Kangxi before. First, they are not pure, and there are many mistakes and omissions; second, they have been abandoned for a long time, and their power is really limited.

Although Kangxi was not a master, he thought he was more than enough to deal with him at this level, so he responded, "Good job!" and greeted him with moves.

'Daozhemei', 'Antelope Hanging Horns' and 'Crane Combing Feathers' were used with one move, and suddenly relived the time when they met and fought with Wei Xiaobao when they were young. It was the same as before, Kangxi was confident, almost conniving, deliberately took a few more tricks, and then suddenly made a move to twist Wei Xiaobao's arm, thinking that he would surely win him, "Okay, you admit defeat!"

Wei Xiaobao also changed his tactics suddenly, and responded in a hurry, "I haven't lost yet!" His hands suddenly stretched out, turning from defensive to offensive, grabbing the left and right skirts of the little emperor respectively.

Kangxi couldn't dodge in time, and was firmly grasped, so he struggled backwards to break free from his grasp, but there was a sound of "chi la", and the clothes on his body couldn't withstand the two strong tugs, and were torn from left to right open.

Taking advantage of Kangxi's stunned moment, Wei Xiaobao suddenly made another move, grabbed the torn skirts on both sides, and lifted them up over Kangxi's head. He twisted left and right behind his back, and after two strokes, Kangxi's hands were tied behind his back by his own clothes, and he couldn't move anymore.

Up to this point, Wei Xiaobao's magical skill of 'undressing and binding people', which he learned from Duolong with great painstaking efforts a few days ago, was completed beautifully in one go, binding his opponent firmly.

Kangxi surpassed him in power, physical strength, and martial arts. It was really a huge problem for Wei Xiaobao to win this battle between lovers.

But the problem is not unsolvable. Wei Xiaobao first mentioned the past when he was a teenager to soften Kangxi's heart, and agreed to a match that was not necessary for him, and then deliberately used those poor-level moves to make him relax his vigilance, underestimating the opponent's strength Strength, and finally resorted to the winning blow, and it really worked immediately.

Using inferior forces to win on the battlefield has always been his forte. This skill has been tried and tested on the battlefield with thousands of troops, so there is no reason to miss it on the battlefield of two people.

Wei Xiaobao looked at Kangxi's frightened eyes and said with a smile, "Your Majesty, you lost!"

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Quotations from Napoleon: The so-called art of military command is to turn the disadvantage into an advantage on the battlefield when the number of troops is actually at a disadvantage.