When the Louvre meets the Forbidden City

At three o'clock that night, Duo Long, the head of the imperial guards on duty in the palace, saw Wei Xiaobao who was kicked out by Kangxi in the rest room of the guards.

He was very surprised, "Brother, why are you here at this time?"

Wei Xiaobao looked a bit ashamed, and said listlessly, "I can't go out of the palace at this late hour, so I have to come here to squeeze. Why, eldest brother and brothers are not welcome?"

Duolong smiled apologetically, "Where, where, brother Wei, you are here, our place is full of splendor. It's just..." He hesitated and asked, "Didn't the emperor give you a place to live when you entered the palace at night? Your grace, why don’t you sleep on a comfortable bed to squeeze into the hard couch here.”

Wei Xiaobao sighed, "Your Majesty turned on me tonight and forbade me to stay in his bedroom, and said that if I dared to step into his bedroom again, he would chop off my feet!"

He shook his head as he spoke, this was the fiercest of his previous lovers.

Ever since he became famous, women have treated him favorably and obediently, no one dared to be presumptuous.

Although being polite to ladies and wives is the etiquette that high society should have, the premise is that the ladies should also behave elegantly and have a gentle attitude.

What's more, this lover is not a woman, why should he have to be humbled by him, Wei Xiaobao, it doesn't make sense!

It's a pity that those who have power are right. Wei Xiaobao didn't have time to discuss fairness with Kangxi just now, but spent countless energy trying to appease him.

He even had to show the warmth and patience he had treated the little Roman king back then to treat the little emperor who thought he was seriously offended. (Little Roman King is his favorite son, and he once poured all his pride, pride and hope into Little Roman King.)

Wei Xiaobao is very good at speaking sweet words full of enthusiasm. Although it sounds too nasty to Kangxi, it is fresh and interesting, sincere and simple?It sounds very pleasant.

For example, Wei Xiaobao would look into his eyes and tell him in an extremely sincere tone:

I woke up that morning and I was lying next to you, you don't know, it made me feel like I've never been happier...

Since then, I miss you all the time, like a portrait of you is deeply engraved in my heart, I look at it when I miss you, but you are not as beautiful as the real you on the portrait... …

You left me in the morning to go to court, and I began to count how many hours until the next time I saw you. This time was sweet and difficult. I kissed you countless times in my heart, but I didn’t let the you in my heart kiss me. Because that would make me covered in blood... that one was running around, so excited that he couldn't do anything else... My unparalleled Majesty, I can't let anyone else in my heart except you...

The speaker is very good at inciting other people's emotions, and the dark eyes are shining with moving brilliance, so that the audience can't help but be infected by his enthusiasm.

Kangxi touched his arm and got goosebumps, thinking that Xiaoguizi still had a little real affection for him. These words were bold and explicit, with a blunt and nasty air. They must not have been written and recited by the gunman in advance, it should be him. I really think so in my heart.

He also thought that this kid has always been bold and reckless. He has never read books and does not understand the principles of respect and inferiority. He used to dare to fight with himself in fights. Now he suddenly has this disrespect and wants to overwhelm him. He wants to listen to Wei Xiaobao's explanation. Because of his great admiration for His Majesty the Emperor and his longing for him, please be more magnanimous and don't be as knowledgeable as him.

Just when he was about to reprimand and let it go, Wei Xiaobao popped up again in a very inappropriate way, "Strange, why is it not working today?"

"What's wrong?"

Wei Xiaobao didn't shy away either, pointing to his lower body, the clothes on his body had been torn into a mess by Kangxi, and only a pair of obscene trousers remained, the silky silk material clearly outlined the stable organs underneath.

"It was very energetic after kissing His Majesty last time! Why didn't it respond this time?"

Wei Xiaobao was a little flustered, this was a big event, did he think that his young friend could make him excited again last time, he could finally experience the double joy of love from heart to senses again?

"Maybe, it's because..." Wei Xiaobao thought hard, eager to find a reason to prove that he had recovered his youthful state, and this was just an accidental event with a special reason.

Kangxi kindly said, "Otherwise I'll find another imperial physician to show you tomorrow." He said in his heart that you are no longer able to do what you were doing just now, you are really making a fuss.

Wei Xiaobao waved his hand lightly, signaling him not to interrupt his train of thought, and whispered to himself, "...Why? There must be a reason, this body is very healthy, I am very clear about this... Oh, yes! It must be because His Majesty's action just now was too rude, and then I said to discuss something, and you were so aggressive immediately, it may be scared by you, yes, it must be the reason,... after all... no one I would like to have a lover who is as fierce as a tiger."

Although the last sentence came to his senses in time and he lowered his tone, it was a pity that the bedroom was quiet and peaceful, and it was hard for those lying beside him not to hear it.

Kangxi finally couldn't bear him anymore, so he didn't have to bear it anymore, sat up and shouted outside, "Come here!"

Ever since he helped His Majesty get the lubricating plaster from the imperial physician, Liu Jinzhong has been worrying every day. No one around the Emperor has ever taken care of this situation. If you stay overnight, stay outside by yourself.

Although he has always had deep admiration for Wei Dutong's flattering skills, but at this time Liu Jinzhong couldn't help but gloated a little bit, secretly thinking that the emperor even prepared things by himself, this time you can't handle it, you have to come For real.

The preconceived notion in his heart was so strong that when someone was called from inside, Liu Jinzhong immediately waved his hand behind him, "Quick, quick, go and bring out the hot water." Wei Xiaobao said in a white and soft brocade, "Your Majesty, hot water will be delivered right away."

Wei Xiaobao looked at the thing in his hand and asked, "What is this?"

"Use this to wipe the emperor first!" Although he knew that Wei Dutong should be the one who needs to be wiped most, but His Majesty puts everything first, so he should bear with it first.

Kangxi was so angry that he picked up the book that was just beside the pillow and threw it at it, "Wipe your head! Are you going to watch the night outside or sleep, you are confused! You and Wei Xiaobao get out of here quickly !"

Wei Xiaobao was very depressed and had nowhere to go, so he had to go to the guard's room again, and he couldn't tell the details, so he roughly told Duolong that he was chatting with His Majesty, and accidentally said something that Kangxi didn't like to hear, and the little emperor immediately turned his back on him. He got out.And threatened to chop off his feet if he dared to step into His Majesty's bedroom again!

Duolong laughed when he heard it, "It's okay, I'll be fine once I heard it, who would dare to enter your majesty's bedroom, not even the empress, the empress dowager, the emperor can lose his temper with you like this, it shows that he regards you as one of his own, He will be fine after a few days." He said enviously, "Brother Wei, you really have the ability to make the emperor angry so he said something so nonchalantly, the emperor is really kind to you brother."

Wei Xiaobao couldn't agree, thinking that I told him a whole carriage of love words, and he kicked me out in the middle of the night, how could that be interesting, how ruthless!

I made do in the guard's room for one night, and when I came home the next day, I met Imperial Physician Hu who came to give a routine consultation to the two pregnant wives in the house, so he called the study to inquire about the situation.

Doctor Hu twisted a strand of goatee under his jaw and described the situation of the two wives in detail. What is the matter of exuberant qi and blood, but the illness does not go away?

Wei Xiaobao didn't understand a word, he only knew that in the end, both wives are in good condition, just a little bit overthinking, but it's not a serious problem, it's common for pregnant women to be emotionally unstable, and there are more family members who let them That's all.

Wei Xiaobao was satisfied, and rewarded another 50 taels of silver, and ordered Ren Haosheng to send Dr. Hu away. He thought that he would set off immediately, besides settling his home, there was another tricky matter that had to be arranged first. Originally, he wanted to talk to the little emperor about it. That said, now it seems that I have to do it myself.

He ordered someone to go to the Xiaoqi camp to call Acton, the deputy commander, and sealed 10 taels of silver to him, and said, "Go to the camp and find some smart people for me. The commander has something very secret. If they are asked to do it, the 10 taels of silver will be the reward."

Acton swallowed, and wanted to recommend himself, "Your Excellency, if you have anything to do, just order it, why should you be polite to your brothers, besides, the bounty is too heavy."

Wei Xiaobao took out a note and put it on the table, "I want to pick up a person from here, it's about court secrets, I'm paying them for hush money, if they dare to leak it, I'll let them double the reward Pay it back."

Acton thought to himself that they can't afford it!Looking at the note, seeing a place name written on it, I thought it was some kind of errand for the secret sect above, so I didn't dare to say any more, and replied, "I will arrange the manpower for the humble job."

After coming out of Mr. Wei's mansion, he thought about it all the way. That place is the house of Wu Yingxiong, the forehead son-in-law. Now that Wu Yingxiong has been beheaded, there is still a princess living in it. Who is Mr. Wei going to pick up?Could it be that the imperial court placed an inside line next to the princess' forehead?Then why do you have to cover your eyes and ears quietly at this time?Could it be that the princess has been colluding with Wu Fan in private?The more I thought about it, the more mysterious it became, secretly thinking that this matter is really important, and I must send some of the most capable people to it.

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Princess Jianning ordered one of her close maids, Qiao, to pretend to be her lying in the mansion and complain of illness, while Wei Xiaobao sent someone to steal her back home without anyone noticing, and put her with the other two pregnant women at home.

At this time, the rebellion was in full swing, and the princess's status as the daughter-in-law of the Wu family was very embarrassing.

It's just that the princess was extremely angry at Wei Xiaobao's family who still had two big bellies and several beauties, throwing pots and bowls and making a fuss, Wei Xiaobao had nowhere to hide and had to entrust Shuang'er to take care of her.

He himself went to urge Mingzhu to arrange it quickly, so he took Zhang Yong out in these two days.

On the day of the trip, he suddenly received Kangxi's order and read it out in public, paralleling four Liliu, it was hard to understand, Wei Xiaobao only heard that the little emperor had promoted his official position to a higher level, and the number of troops he brought increased by five thousand, so he ordered him to lead Master Wang wiped out the rebel party and made another military exploit.

Prince Kang, Suo'etu, Mingzhu and others who came to see Wei Xiaobao off came forward to congratulate him. They all said that the emperor really misses Wei Dutong very much, and that Wei Dutong's visit will be successful soon, and he will set up another honor for our court merit.

Wei Xiaobao was cursing secretly in his heart, those who hid here and there still didn't dodge, finally he was caught in public and knelt down to accept the decree, fortunately everyone present knelt down when they heard the decree arrived, Prince Kang, Suo'etu and others did not Except, he was calmer.

The eunuch who delivered the decree walked up to Wei Xiaobao and said in a low voice, "Congratulations to Mr. Wei, the emperor also ordered this servant to bring you a message."

"what?"

"The emperor said that it's rare for you, a brat, to know how to be loyal to the emperor and love the country. He didn't know the same things as you did last time. He told you to pay attention to yourself. Don't accidentally lose your life on the battlefield. He Waiting for your return."

Wei Xiaobao was relieved that his young emperor friend still missed him very much, and the love talk of a carriage was finally not in vain.

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Take the Quotations of the Oriental Edition: Just listen to the love words of the French, because they will be decorated with appropriate exaggeration.

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