Earn 100 billion for parents

If someone told Oda Sakunosuke a year ago that he would be forced to marry, and he was forced to marry more than once, what is even more bizarre is that he is still the one who wants to marry.He would probably laugh it off, just listen to it as a joke.

The scary thing is that reality is no joke, this nightmare scene is being staged.

"This ugly black monster has such a big face, tsk tsk." Osamu Dazai combed his feathers, glanced at the round, dark and slightly bald mole and said casually.

Oda Sakunosuke tried his best to get up and leaned towards Osamu Dazai.

"Well, maybe they like this look, Mr. Mole is probably the 'handsome guy among mice'." Oda Sakunosuke tried to use a sharp stone to untie the bondage in his hand.

But one person, one bird, you make the mole worthless with your words, which makes the group of mice on the opposite side unacceptable.

"Thumbelina, what are you doing, come here!"

"Oh, why is there a bird here! It's ugly, get him out of here!"

"Thumbelina, don't get too close to that bird, it's so strange no matter how many times you look at it."

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Oda Sakunosuke looked carefully at Osamu Dazai upon hearing this.

Osamu Dazai is a 'bird' at the moment, but even a bird is the best looking bird.

Swallow-like scissor-shaped tail feathers, the feathers are black and white, smooth and smooth, but in recent days he has been a little too aggressive in flying exercises, and a few clusters of unarranged feathers on his body are raised, giving Osamu Dazai a faint sense of playfulness.

Especially the iris-colored pupils are like two jewels, very eye-catching.

No matter how you look at it, it is very beautiful, not ugly at all.

As straightforward as Oda Sakunosuke, he naturally answered truthfully.

"I think it looks pretty, not ugly."

The Mole watched, panting, as the pretty 'little' girl clinged to the hideous bird.

"Come here! Don't make me angry, what good is a bird!" The Mole was proud of his wealth and charm.

Just a bird, look at his slender legs, that weird beak, how can he compare to him.

The mole puffed up his chest, waiting for the 'bride' to return to his side.

"I thought about it, Mr. Mole, our species is different, and the same gender is not suitable for marriage. The most important thing is that you don't meet my mate selection criteria, so let's forget about this wedding."

The rope was finally untied, and he sincerely rejected this untimely wedding.

But it's clear that the other 'protagonist' of this conversation is not satisfied with this answer.

"What do you mean! You woman is really too greedy, what are you dissatisfied with I have money and knowledge!" Mole was puzzled, obviously shocked by Oda Sakunosuke's rejection of him .

"Pfft—hahahahaha!!"

The Mole's indignant speech was followed by an extremely loud laugh.

Oda Sakunosuke looked at Mr. Swallow who was trembling with laughter, and was infected by it and wanted to laugh a little.

"why are you laughing!"

Osamu Dazai couldn't help laughing, and it took him a long time to stop his laughter, and said out of breath, "Laughing... I'm dying of laughter, knowledge, financial resources? Unintelligible strange theories, two It turns out that this is knowledge and financial resources, it really makes me laugh."

"In this way, I live in a bigger place than you, and I have more knowledge than you. Thumbelina should marry me!"

Oda Sakunosuke thought about it for a while, and there was nothing wrong with Dazai Osamu’s words. In Yokohama, no matter how poor people want to marry a wife, they still have to work hard to find a job and save money to rent a better house. Buying a ring for a partner is at least a good idea regardless of whether there are diamonds on it or not. manner.

But now, there are no bright houses, only dark caves; no rings and gems, only tight ropes tied around the wrists, if I were a girl, I probably wouldn't marry.

Thinking of this, Oda Sakunosuke nodded unconsciously.

This really angered a bunch of rats!

"So you want to marry this bird!"

"Oh! My God!"

The shame and anger on Mole's face were distorted, "What did you see in him!"

"Aren't I good-looking?! Look at my fur, smooth and soft, blacker than the night."

Oda Sakunosuke took a look at the mole's fur, the black was really black.But smooth and supple?This one really doesn't.

The mole is probably a little old, its fur is a little frizzy and dry, and there is even a patch on the top of its head that is a little bald, which is really ugly.

As a good person, Oda Sakunosuke said euphemistically, "I'm sorry I don't like black hair."

"Look at my tail, I have the longest tail among all the moles!"

"Well, I don't like long tails either."

Mole pointed at Osamu Dazai angrily, "He also has black hair and a long tail, so what do you like about him!"

Oda Sakunosuke glanced at Osamu Dazai, pondered for a few seconds and said hesitantly, "Black feathers? Long tail? Bright iris eyes?"

"hateful!"

As a creature living underground, his eyesight was as poor as a blind man's. He never had bright eyes. He had black hair and a long tail, but the other party didn't like it. Mole's dignity was severely trampled on for a while.

Oda Sakunosuke just followed his heart and expressed his feelings. After all, Osamu Dazai is really beautiful in human aesthetics, especially his long tail feathers and iris-colored eyes.

"Hahahaha! Well done." The bad-tempered little bad bird laughed again.

This crisp laughter is like a sharp knife directed at the mole's poor self-esteem.

The mole, who became angry from embarrassment, has been filled with anger.

"I know! It turns out that the two of you have hooked up a long time ago, so you don't know how to be ashamed! How dare you still dare to humiliate me like this, don't let any of you leave here today!"

The mole gave an order, and a group of rats rushed towards Oda Sakunosuke.

'This is really troublesome, there are too many and it seems impossible to hide.However, there was no warning for Perfect Clothes, and it really hasn't recovered yet. Oda Sakunosuke puts himself in a position and prepares to fight back. Although the possibility of escaping is unlikely, it is still possible for him to delay for a while, at least let Mr. Swallow escape.

'Mr. Swallow can't fly, so he has to hold on for a little longer. 'The current enemy, Sakunosuke Oda, still has fantasies.

squeak squeak-

The buzzing sound is very annoying.

Seeing that a fast-running mouse was about to pounce on it, suddenly a bright beam of light came from the dark cave.

Light came from the perennially dark underground.

For a moment, under the bright light, a group of rats were dazzled.

Oda Sakunosuke couldn't help looking towards the direction of the light, but before turning his head, he felt his collar being pulled up by something.

When he reacted, his eyes were full of light, the cold wind was howling around him, and his nostrils were filled with the clear and cold smell of after-snow.

He escaped.

There are soft feathers under the body, and it feels like fine down. This color is very familiar.

"Mr. Swallow? You can fly."

Osamu Dazai turned in an unfamiliar direction, "I did flight training on the mountain this morning, but I didn't expect that I would be able to jump off. Sure enough, I'm a genius."

Osamu Dazai said it easily, completely hiding the fact that he actually accidentally hit a hornet's nest when he jumped off the cliff, and somehow learned to fly under the threat of a crowd of hornets.

Hornets are really scary things. Although he looks forward to death, being stung by wasps is not the choice he wants. Thanks to the instinct of this body, he learned to fly, otherwise his two legs would probably be broken. .

He tried to die again and again without success, but the appearance of a swarm of wasps really made him learn to fly, and even the effect was remarkable. He flew extremely fast without a bag on his body, and he was able to retreat completely except for being a little embarrassed.

But he won't tell the people on his back these things, as a young child this time the burden of being an idol is quite heavy, so he doesn't want others to know about embarrassing things like this.

"That's really good news, but in fact, it's better to choose the top of the mountain where the airflow is relatively large to practice, and the flight will be more stable."

Oda Sakunosuke recalled the experience of Hua Xiang on the top of the mountain during his several missions, and suggested this.

"Grumble-"

There was a voice that could not be ignored, because the two were too close, it was impossible to distinguish for a while, but it came from their bodies.

Osamu Dazai's speed was very fast, and it was also because the place where they lived was close to the sea, and they had already seen the sea at this moment.

"It's hard to find food at this time of year. I escaped too hastily and didn't even have any preparations." Oda Sakunosuke sighed, "By the way, Mr. Swallow, are you hungry? Or find a place to stop and I'll find it for you." some corn?"

Naturally, Osamu Dazai also saw that there was no food to be found in the vast expanse of land, but the sea was right in front of him, and the two of them could still starve to death.

"Corn. You don't need to look for it. Let's eat fish."

"Fish?" Do swallows still eat fish?

Osamu Dazai stared closely at the surface of the water, a dazzling red suddenly appeared in the azure blue, Osamu Dazai swooped down, and stretched out his claws obediently.

call out--

Water splashed everywhere, and an extremely bright ochre-colored small fish was firmly held by Dazai Osamu.

"I forgot to tell you about me, I'm not a swallow, I'm a swallowtail kite." Dazai Osamu said to Oda Sakunosuke while grabbing his lunch.

Swallow-tailed kite, a bird of the eagle family, a bird of prey, although it has a somewhat similar appearance to a swallow, it is still a carnivorous beast in essence.

Fish and mammals are his main meals.

"But is this fish a little too bright? It can't be a mutant species, it feels like eating it will give you diarrhea."

Before waiting for Oda Sakunosuke to answer, only a burst of extremely rhythmic slapping came.

The sharp sea breeze slapped Dazai Osamu's face all at once.

Osamu Dazai, who was beaten up by Yuweidou with a headache, was a little dazed, but even so, he still did not let go of his claws holding the fish.

Something is wrong with this fish!

Osamu Dazai was about to raise his claws to take a closer look at his 'prey' when suddenly his vision went dark.

A huge black shadow appeared on the sea, looking up.

"Hoo--" X3

Huge fantasy creatures flew over their heads, the size and shape of—

Anyone who has seen it will be shocked, Dazai Osamu and Oda Sakunosuke are no exception, but was there a voice just now?

Osamu Dazai lowered his head and squinted at the little fish in his claws. This fish definitely spoke just now.

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Fujimaruhara and the others had just entered the territory of the Principality of Swan, and a huge creature flew over the heads of the three of them as soon as the wheels landed.

To be more precise, it should have flown over the city they were in.

"Fuck!"

Uncivilized words uttered from the mouths of refined youths.

Edogawa Ranpo and Fuheisher turned their heads to look at Fujimaru Haraichi in surprise, did this person say dirty words just now?

Fu Heisher picked out his ears. After living for three years, it was the first time he heard Fujimaruhara swearing. Even when he was in bed, the young man had never been so rude. Was it really an auditory hallucination?

"This dragon is troublesome?" Are there dragons in Hans Christian Andersen's fairy tales?Fuheshier tried to extract the poor information about "Andersen's Fairy Tales" from his memory, but unfortunately ended in failure.

"That dragon is uncle's familiar dragon." Edogawa Ranpo's habitually squinted green eyes widened in shock.

This dragon is troublesome.

The brain is so feedback.

Facing the inquiry of the two, Fujimaruhara sighed.

Fafnir.

It actually summoned Fafnir.

It seemed that he was about to find 'Him'.

"Ranbu-kun fix yourself."

As Fujimaru Haraichi's voice fell, light appeared on the car, and when the light dissipated, the car changed drastically. The quaint vehicle became extraordinarily high-end, and three mechanical creatures similar to horses appeared in the empty front.

It's hard to describe the appearance of the new car, but no one who sees the car will have any doubts about its speed.

Fujimaruhara sat in front of him, reaching out to his lover.

The trace of irritability that was revealed just now has disappeared, and the young man has returned to his elegant appearance.

But Fu Heisher can see that his lover is like a dancing flame at the moment, and it only needs a small opportunity to start a prairie fire.

"Shier, let's go and slay the dragon!"