Why should I clean up

Pranks are a lot of fun.

But if the person being pranked is himself——

"... Dazai." The information in his hand was wrinkled, and after returning to the chief's office, Takigawa Yuichi tried to calmly raise his eyes to negotiate with Dazai who was happily humming, "What are you happy about?" of?"

Dazai thought about it.

"The person I like says [Help me] to myself with a crying voice. Anyone who reads it will be happy."

The boy's words were too frank, which actually made Takigawa Yuu pause.

【"I'm chasing you."】

He let go of the hand holding the document, and looked at Osamu Dazai suspiciously.

"Speaking of which, I have something to ask you." Takigawa Yuichi hesitated, recalling unhurriedly, "What do you mean by wanting to kiss me directly?"

"Although I also asked Fujii, Fujii said that it would be better for me to ask you directly."

【"Or leader, you can directly try what Dazai-sama did to you back then."】

Even with that said...

Does it make any sense?

Jewelry, wealth, friends—there are so many things he likes and wants to keep around, should he try them one by one?

Thinking of this, Takigawa Yuichi couldn't help raising his hand.

The temperature under his palm was not considered hot, but he could clearly feel Osamu Dazai paused.

Takigawa Yuichi imitated Dazai's original appearance, raised his face and approached him.

"I said, if you like it, you should kiss each other?"

The tips of the noses were about to touch each other, so even the breathing slowly blended together.

"But obviously you know it? The meaning of kiss in the mafia."

The forehead is inheritance, the back of the hand is allegiance, only the lips are different.

That is often a declaration of death, which means that the other party will keep the secret for the godfather who bowed his head until he dies.

Osamu Dazai lowered his eyes, listened to these words quietly, and suddenly laughed.

"Yuichi."

"Ok?"

"Do I look afraid of death?"

After all, even when he had no memory of his previous life, Osamu Dazai didn't care about the other party's method of killing him.

He had been chasing death for so many years, only hoping that one day the boring world would become interesting.

Then Yuichi appeared.

Ah - what a delight.

Although this means that he has one more thing to fear in this world.

Osamu Dazai didn't want the other party to die, so he also hoped that he could survive.

Of course, if one of them had to die, Osamu Dazai hoped that that person would be himself.

It's not that he's tired, it's not that he's afraid, he just can't bear the loneliness of being left alone in this world again.

During the three years when he replaced Yuichi as the leader, Osamu Dazai survived by saying "We will meet in another world".

"...That's exactly what you said." Takigawa Yuichi thought thoughtfully, "Then it's up to you."

Osamu Dazai curled his lips, and slowly lowered his head, giving the other party enough time to back off: "Whatever, I mean can I kiss you now?"

But Takigawa Yuichi did not retreat.

He just raised his eyelashes in surprise: "It's so rare that you still ask for my opinion on such a trivial matter."

This is no small matter.Osamu Dazai felt distressed again.

Good news, Yuichi's thinking means he seems to be able to do whatever he wants with the other person.

Bad news, it's easy for others to convince Yuichi to do so.

His leader really had to be watched by him all the time...

"Yoyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy!"

The door of the leader's office was slammed open, Yumeno Hisaku was carrying his small satchel, and just about to share his experience of winning against Qiping in the interrogation room with great interest, he was stunned by the scene in front of him .

Yumeno Hisaku, who was less than ten years old, had no ambiguous concept in his mind, he just felt that Dazai and Yuichi were getting too close.

Yuichi will be eaten by Dazai!

Yumeno Hisaku's pupil earthquake.

How can this work!Yuichi was going to be killed by him!

But he obviously couldn't beat Dazai, so he said——

When Osamu Dazai ruthlessly picked him up from the ground, Yumeno Hisaku was still stubbornly sending out a distress signal.

He took out the mobile phone of Chuya Nakahara, the only one in the world who could deal with Dazai, and quickly typed a few words.

[Help! ]

[Yuichi is going to be broken by Dazai! ]

When Zhongyuan Zhong also received this text message, he was attending a boring banquet on the sixth floor of the Port Mafia. The other party was a cadre of a certain family, and he came today for a routine and friendly exchange visit.

"In short, we look forward to working with you..."

Zhong Yuanzhong didn't hear what the smiling man said behind him, he just crushed the wine glass expressionlessly, letting the mellow wine wet his gloves.

Reason told him that this was just a problem with Q's consistent way of speaking.

But Zhong Yuanzhong couldn't help but think of some bad things.

"Your complexion looks a little bad." The man opposite, who is also a cadre of the family, greeted him warmly.

In fact, as early as when Zhongyuan Zhongye took out his mobile phone, he glanced at the text message on the screen.

"But I don't think you need to worry, after all, your guy is there now." The man smiled slightly and said in a friendly manner.

Zhong Yuanzhong was also taken aback, and looked back.

On the other side of the banquet hall, Takigawa Yuichi just walked in from the door. He leaned against the door frame, lowered his head and said something to the members of the logistics department beside him, with a gentle smile on his lips all the time.

Then, he noticed the eyes of Chuya Zhongyuan.

So that kind of smile became a little more real in an instant, Zhong Yuanzhong also sighed, said "sorry", and walked over resignedly.

"You don't come here for this kind of occasion, Boss."

In the final analysis, the objects of today's visit are completely incomparable with the port mafia. If each of them had to be dealt with by the leader himself, Takikawa would probably never be able to sleep.

"I know." Takigawa Yuichi said indifferently, "So I'm here to rescue you."

Nakahara Chuya: "...save me?"

"Aren't you not used to staying in this kind of place?" Takigawa Yuichi recalled, "I remember when you were surrounded by people before, your ears turned red from embarrassment."

Zhong Yuan paused, remembering that it seemed to be at the celebration banquet when he became a cadre candidate.

Takikawa gave him a bullet at that time.

... Can this heartless guy remember for so long?

Nakahara also sighed, without correcting him he had already gotten used to this: "Where's Dazai?"

"I'm chasing Yumeno." Takigawa Yuichi said, turning his face to look at him, "Didn't you receive the text message?"

"..."

It's strange because I received a text message!

Nakahara Chuya had a gloomy expression, restrained his temper and asked, "What did Dazai do to you again?"

Takigawa Yuichi thought for a while: "It should be what I did to Dazai."

"I wanted him to tell me how the kisses on his mouth were different from traditional Mafia kisses... but it didn't seem to make a difference?"

Zhong Yuanzhong also stopped, and looked up at the clear irises under the snow-colored eyelashes of the people around him.

...Ah, that's true.

that's terrible.

The next second when the blood in his body was agitated, what Zhong Yuanzhong also showed was an extraordinary calmness.

"Takikawa." He stood in place and called out to the other party in the sunny corridor, "Leaving the fragile back of the neck to the other party is fatal to the Mafia."

Takigawa Yuu turned around, he thought carefully about the meaning of Nakahara Chuya's words, and then quickly came to a conclusion——

"What, you don't still want to smash me to death, do you?" The young man showed a rare expression of fear, and engraved the words "I have apologized" in his eyes.

Nakahara Chuya: ...

Chuya Nakahara: "There are many ways to kill you, why should I choose this one?"

"...Oh." Takigawa Yuichi retracted his eyes guiltyly, and was easily persuaded, "But why did you suddenly call me by my name just now?"

The evening wind blew through the open window, and Zhong Yuan raised his hand to press the brim of his hat: "Because for the leader, it is not appropriate for me to speak this sentence."

The gravitational force of the port mafia is undoubtedly loyal, and Zhongyuanzhong is also willing to dedicate everything he cherishes to his leader, which means that he will restrain his instinctive desires in respectful salutes again and again.

However, at the moment Takigawa turned his back to him just now, Nakahara Chuya wanted to get something in return for the first time.

kiss?

No, he longed for something more intimate.

"Zhongye."

Zhongyuan Zhong also paused, and heard someone calling him.

"Chuya." Takigawa Yuichi thought the other party didn't hear, so he repeated it again, "It doesn't matter if you call my name when no one is around, after all, I can call your name too."

The young man put one hand on his hips, and this action caused his sleeve to slide up, revealing his fragile bones.

Nakahara also lowered his eyes, noticing the waistline outlined by the folds of the opponent's shirt.

...was even worse.

Nakahara Chu also suddenly realized that he didn't seem to be much better than Dazai.

After all, Dazai has no sense of morality.

...It's a good thing that bastard can endure it for so long.