The system cried and begged me to become a god!

Hearing Bai Siqiao said that he didn't want to go back to school, Teacher Wang fell silent.

Bai Siqiao sensitively sensed that the air pressure on the opposite side was a bit low, and gradually there was a picture in his mind, a 40-year-old, not tall, dark-faced, wearing glasses, a bald old cadre with a serious look on his face.Bai Siqiao understood, this was the only impression left by the original owner, Mr. Wang... really scary.

He tentatively asked: "Teacher, you mean...you have to go back? That's right, I'm doing charity work recently, so I can't stay at school all the time."

The implication is that you delay doing charity at school.

Teacher Wang hesitated for a moment, "It doesn't matter if you don't want to come back to class, just like other students, you come back to take the monthly exam at the end of every month, if your grades are excellent, I don't care about you."

Bai Siqiao breathed a sigh of relief, "Don't worry, I will definitely go back."

Teacher Wang was depressed, and he knew that, with Bai Siqiao's perfect score of [-], he could only get [-] points in the exam, and he couldn't even pass. How can he be excellent?If he doesn't do well in the exam, he will be detained, and the child can still be saved.

After hanging up the phone, Bai Siqiao touched his little heart with guilt, "When it comes to the exam, I seem to have forgotten something."

The system looks similar to him, "I seem to have forgotten something."

The two of them thought about it for a long time, and the system was startled, "Ah! Exam! There was a task before, which required you to complete all the basic courses before the sophomore year within one month. Count the days, it's already overdue!"

It hurriedly looked through the task options, and sure enough, the task it was doing ended in "failure". However, what was surprising was that the system did not punish Bai Siqiao, or even remind him.

The system is flustered, and there is still a little expectation: "Host, did you mess up the main body of the system? Is it a bug?"

Bai Siqiao was also puzzled, "Has this happened before?"

System: "... What do you think?"

There has never been a host who wanted to kill the system before, and no host had so many merits. What is the situation of the system now, as an auxiliary of the system, it can't tell the difference.The only thing that can be confirmed now is that Bai Siqiao has completely merged with the evil spirit's soul and has no effect on it, so he can rest assured that he can assist the host with peace of mind, and only then will he have a future.

Bai Siqiao had already given up, "Forget it, it's not important." Don't think about it if you don't understand it, the soldiers came to cover it up.

"Unexpectedly, I'm still a student." Bai Siqiao remembered that he didn't even have a pen on his desk, which made it easy for him to forget what his main job was.It is embarrassing to think about going back to school for the exam after such a long time.Most importantly, how does the school go?Which class is it?Who are the classmates?

The only person Bai Siqiao could think of was his classmate Gong Qingyu.Look at it now, Gong Qingyu's Weibo fans are similar to his, this young lady is already popular now.

System: You are just getting the traffic, they are popular by themselves, and they are busier than you, so they may not have time to take you back.

I have to ask if it's okay, Bai Siqiao sent a message to Gong Qingyu: Are you going back to school for the exam at the end of the month?Take me, I forgot where the classroom is.

Gong Qingyu is on the set. She is playing the second female lead. She is pure and kind, and loves the heroine wholeheartedly. However, she has always blocked the gun for the heroine.After filming a scene in the rain, she was completely soaked, her hair was dripping, she was kicked twice, and she rolled off the carriage, and now her whole body hurts.

He was holding a warm water cup to drink water, when he saw Bai Siqiao's message, Gong Qingyu almost choked on the water, he even forgot about the classroom, he is really good at it.

Gong Qingyu: I only go back to take the exam. I don’t have time to go back. When will you go back?

Bai Siqiao: I will also go back to take the exam.

Gong Qingyu: See you at the school gate.

Bai Siqiao smiled and poked at the system: "Look, how refreshing my brother is."

The system is speechless, she is a girl!Whether the host is a man or a woman, they can become brothers, which is awesome.

Regardless of whether it was a brother or something, Bai Siqiao was quite happy after the matter of going back to school was settled.Sensing the owner's emotions, the pet egg rolled over and rubbed on Bai Siqiao's leg, wanting to act like a spoiled child.

Bai Siqiao frowned in disgust, "Go and roll in the mud

up?Your body is so dirty, the floor is all dirty by you. "

Bai Siqiao took a cloth and wrapped the egg. When the pet egg was enjoying the owner's touch, Bai Siqiao tied the cloth to the egg, "Wipe the floor clean for me."

Egg:? ?

Bai Siqiao felt that the child's IQ was worrying, "Get out, get out of here and there, do you still need me to teach you?"

Egg:"……"

The system sighed, and knew that whoever came into Bai Siqiao's hands would have to work for him for free. Even if it was a pet, no, even an egg, he would have to bear the heavy responsibility of wiping the floor.

After 24 hours, Xie Yizhou's eyes finally saw light again.The little Taoist didn't have much hope at first, but suddenly found that he could see things within two meters clearly, the little Taoist was dumbfounded, brother Qiao is a god!His master clearly said that only God can save his eyes!

He took out his mobile phone, straightened his arms, and was able to read the words on the screen clearly!He no longer has to lie on the screen to read information!No more banging on the car door when getting out of the car!No more bumping into walls while walking!His eyes are really good!

Xie Yizhou was stunned for a while in shock, jumped two meters high in surprise, and excitedly told Bai Siqiao the news, "Brother Qiao, I can really see! My eyes can see far, far away! "

Bai Siqiao smiled, "Bao, it's only two meters, not too far away."

Xie Yizhou said excitedly: "Compared to before, it is really far away! Brother Qiao! You are a god!"

Bai Siqiao suddenly felt something more in his body, a very mysterious, inexplicable thing, Bai Siqiao didn't know what it was, but it must have come from Xie Yizhou.

Anyway, it's not a bad thing, it's still the same sentence, if you don't understand it, don't think about it, Bai Siqiao gave up again.

"I will ask you for another medicine when I have a chance in the future, so that I can see farther away."

Xie Yizhou said excitedly: "No need, I think this can already meet the needs of daily life."

Bai Siqiao was amused, this child is too easy to satisfy.

"If you're okay this weekend, come and help me move."

"Uh-huh!"

It is said that it is moving, but in fact there are not many things that can be moved. There will be people living in the houses on both sides, so basically all the new ones are bought there, as long as they just move the clothes they just bought.

After the move, Bai Siqiao took a photo and sent it to Li Fei and Song Xiyuan: "The move is over, come and play when you have time."

The two immediately called Bai Siqiao, and a three-person meeting came. Song Xiyuan said excitedly, "Let's go and give you Wenju!"

Bai Siqiao heard this word for the first time, "What does it mean?"

Li Fei explained: "I just moved to a new house, and my friends went over to celebrate. Tomorrow night, we are all free. I lost a few pounds recently! I want to make up for it!"

The next day, Bai Siqiao took Mu Ke to buy vegetables early, and started preparing for dinner after lunch. He would make a big table!Now is the time to eat crabs. The largest crabs in the supermarket are only four taels. Bai Siqiao thinks they are too small. The big crabs bought from the system are yellowish and weigh two catties each. Six can only be steamed in a big pot.

Mu Ke watched him work alone, but couldn't help, "Why don't you hire a nanny."

"No." Bai Siqiao felt that cooking was a kind of pleasure. He liked to cook. He used to cook food that was not tasty, but now it is delicious. Why did he hire someone to do it?Pointing to the stewed elbow in the pot, he asked, "What does it smell like?"

Mu Ke: "Meaty."

Bai Siqiao pointed at the oxtail soup again, "What about this one?"

Mu Ke: "Meaty."

Bai Siqiao shook his head, and said mysteriously: "No, this is the smell of fireworks in the world."

Mu Ke: "..."

"Pour some baijiu and clean the crabs for me." Bai Siqiao began to direct Mu Ke to work, cutting ginger himself, intending to steam them.

Mu Ke held the crab in one hand and the brush in the other, and rubbed awkwardly on the crab's belly, with a cold handsome face and a very serious expression.

Bai Siqiao suppressed a smile, this is also the smell of fireworks in the world.

When Li Fei and Song Qiyuan came, they brought a lot of dishes, but Bai Siqiao looked like a ten-finger dish.

The eldest young master who doesn't touch the spring water is also very lazy, he is lazy to cook, and he doesn't look like he can cook.Mu Ke said that the food he cooked was delicious, and Li Fei and Song Qiyuan were seriously suspicious of Mu Ke's doting on Bai Siqiao.

Parking the car in the yard, Li Fei exclaimed: "This RV is not bad, when did Xiaobai buy it?"

Song Xiyuan was interested in the surrounding furnishings, "Xiao Xie's Feng Shui is different, and I feel comfortable when I enter the yard."

Li Fei took a deep breath and said with a smile, "Yes, it's comfortable, it hasn't been this comfortable for a long time."

Seeing them carrying two large buckets of food containers, Bai Siqiao didn't go to pick them up, "I've already cooked the dishes, what are you doing with so much?"

I haven't seen Li Fei for a long time. Li Fei has really lost weight. He used to be a fool, but now he looks calmer. Seeing Bai Siqiao, Li Fei relaxes, puts himself on the table, and runs on him: "I'm afraid you did it." Unappetizing."

Bai Siqiao sneered, "Oh, you've never eaten the food that Grandpa cooked."

Li Fei and the others brought more than a dozen dishes, and Bai Siqiao also prepared more than a dozen, there were only four people in total, and they couldn't finish it.

Bai Siqiao urged Mu Ke: "You call Yu Chi and the others and ask them to come to your house for dinner."

Mu Ke raised his eyebrows in surprise, it was the first time he invited someone to his house for dinner after living for so many years.

"Hurry up, there are so many dishes, there's no way to waste them." Bai Siqiao was already planning to call Xie Yizhou, anyway, if he could be regarded as a friend, he called them all, and let's have a good time together.

Holding the mobile phone, Mu Ke hesitated again and again, and sent Yu Chi a message: come to eat at home.

Yu Chi:? ? ?

Yu Chi immediately called over, "Dude, where did you pick up this phone, I'll give you the money, can you return the phone to me?"

The corner of Mu Ke's mouth twitched, "Me."

Yu Chi: "...boss, are you alright?"

Mu Ke then hung up the phone.

Yu Chi called again, but Mu Ke didn't answer, Bai Siqiao answered, "Yu Chi, we've moved to a new house, and we cooked a lot tonight, are you coming to play?"

Yu Chi shook his hands. Such a down-to-earth thing really wasn't something the boss could do. Bai Siqiao said again: "See if anyone else is free, let's come over to play together."

Yu Chi made the calculations, "There are more than a dozen people in the headquarters, and the rest have gone on missions in other places."

Bai Siqiao smiled and said, "Come on, you don't need to bring anything, I'm ready."

As he said that, he sent the location to Yu Chi. There were more than a dozen young men and more than 20 dishes. He was afraid that it would not be enough, so he bought big crabs in the system. , drink some wine, if not enough, steam some other seafood.

Mu Ke looked disgusted, "Are there going to be so many people at home?"

Bai Siqiao said with a smile: "This is the fireworks in the world, you have to act like a normal person, we still have a long time to live."

When Mu Ke heard the last sentence, he was refreshed and felt the air was sweet, so he immediately helped Bai Siqiao move the tables and chairs.

Li Fei and Song Qiyuan went to visit and stayed in the kitchen at last, "Damn it! Did Shao Bai really do this?"

"It's amazing, Xiaobai can cook!"

"Fuck! Is this a sea bass? It's so big??"

"Oh my God! Li Fei, look! The crab! It's so big! Xiaobai caught the crab essence!"

"This is the grandpa of the crab. We used to eat the great-grandson of the crab."

……

Bai Siqiao heard them startled in the kitchen, and drove them out, "Go out for tea, and I'll steam another big fish."

There are also fruits, Bai Siqiao poked the system, "Is the watermelon I planted ripe?"

The system was heartbroken, "Go and have a look."

Bai Siqiao went into the consciousness space and was stunned. The watermelons he planted weighed a hundred catties each, so they were really big!

System: "There are no temperature and water restrictions here. As long as you plant it, it will grow and mature quickly. Under the influence of your divine power, it will grow extremely large."

So, such a good field, why do you want to grow watermelons?

Bai Siqiao happily picked one up, and called to Mu Ke, "Take it out, and after dinner, kill it."

Yu Chi came soon with his people. The group of people were very excited. After all, it was the first time they saw Mu Ke at such a close distance, and they were able to eat at Mu Ke's house. Except for Yu Chi, the other brothers shook their hands with excitement. Wanting to get close to Mu Ke, but not daring to look at him from a distance, his adoring eyes shine.

Li Fei greeted them to drink tea, they held cups tremblingly, Song Qiyuan asked them to eat sunflower seeds, each of them grabbed a handful, not obedient.

Li Fei smirked badly, alas, this group of people doing business is so funny, let them drink after a while, if they don't have to pick it up, they just drink it, and he can pour them down.

Song Xiyuan knew that he didn't hold back his fart, and that a good brother did something bad, so how could he not help?So the two of them secretly stared at these national civil servants doing great things, and secretly asked, can they drink?How much can you drink?Are you crazy about drinking too much?

When Bai Siqiao saw that everyone was here, he asked Yu Chi to go to the gate and told those who were watching him, "Let's eat together. After following for so long, I must be hungry."

At this time, the people who followed Bai Siqiao were stupefied. Mu Ke never walked out the door or drove, and all his entry and exit depended on space transfer, so they followed for so long and never saw Mu Ke. They only knew Bai Siqiao The only time Bai Siqiao saw Mu Ke live was that they were helping with the affairs of the ghost gate, and they didn't even have time to inquire about the relationship between Bai Siqiao and Mu Ke.

However, the people in their unit don't know Mu Ke's skills. When they came, some came by car, and some came by taxi. There were more than a dozen cars parked in the yard, all of them belonged to their department. Why do brothers come here?Doesn't make sense?

At this time, Yu Chi waved to them, and the brothers went over with a confused look on their faces, "What... what's going on? Why are you all here?"

Yu Chi introduced: "Here, the family member of our boss."

The brothers in charge of tracking: "..."

Yu Chi smiled and said, "It's okay, you just follow along, just to protect him."

"But, this..." The brothers were anxious, "Have you read the report I wrote?"

"Look," Yu Chi said with a smile, "Just carry out the mission. One day the boss says that you don't need to follow, I'll tell you."

"Okay." They don't know why the boss's family members have evil spirits on them, and their merits and virtues are amazing, so they can only follow and carry out the task now.

After eating a meal until twelve o'clock, Li Fei hadn't been so open-hearted for a long time. He wanted to get everyone drunk, but he didn't expect that Bai Siqiao was the best drinker, and he beat them all by himself.

In the end, Yu Chi called and asked the driver of the Thirteenth Office to bring a bus, threw everyone into the bus, and took them away.

When he was leaving, there was a lay monk who wanted to take Song Xiyuan back and make him his junior brother. Some people said that Li Fei had a rough life when he was young, so he wanted to be a mage for him and add a good luck buff.

Everyone drank too much, hooked their shoulders and hung their backs, unable to separate. In the end, Li Fei and Song Xiyuan were also thrown into the bus and taken away.In Bai Siqiao's yard, there were only a dozen or so cars left.

Bai Siqiao knew nothing would happen, so he ignored them.The family finally calmed down, Bai Siqiao lay on Mu Ke's shoulder, and said with a smile on the corner of his mouth, "I'm a little dizzy from drinking too much."

Mu Ke didn't expect that Bai Siqiao could drink so much, and he would never refuse anyone who came with red wine and white wine, "You drink too much."

Bai Siqiao laughed and hummed twice, and rubbed against Mu Ke, "My highest record is 52 degrees of liquor, and I drank three bottles." He was a little dizzy from drinking, so he talked more, "If you don't drink, why? Doing business? It’s not easy to do business... I rely on me for such a large family business... Those beasts, even hurt me... Huh, they deserve it..."

Mu Ke hugged him distressedly, seeing Bai Siqiao rubbing against him non-stop, Mu Ke's eyes became darker and darker, "I can't drink so much in the future."

"No." Just now he said that he drank too much, but Bai Siqiao said that he didn't drink too much when he was dizzy, "I can still drink."

Mu Ke is helpless, there are so many now.

Bai Siqiao grabbed Mu Ke's collar, raised his head slightly, and drew closer and closer with his alcohol-smelling breath, as if he wanted to stain Mu Ke's whole body with the alcohol smell on his body. He said domineeringly: "You are covered with me. taste so you can't smell

abandon me. "

Mu Ke coaxed in a low voice: "No."

Bai Siqiao was happy. Under Mu Ke's deep eyes, he slowly kissed the corner of Mu Ke's lips. Seeing that Mu Ke's eyes became more and more dangerous, Bai Siqiao lightly bit a tooth mark on the corner of his mouth, "Still?" Can you bear it?"

Mu Ke narrowed his eyes, "Do you know what you are doing?"

Bai Siqiao said with a smile in his eyes: "Seduce you."

Mu Ke took a deep breath and went upstairs with Bai Siqiao in his arms. He said in a low voice, "You'd better remember it. If you forget it on purpose tomorrow morning, I'll help you remember it hundreds of times!"