The system cried and begged me to become a god!

When the old couple found the middle-aged man, he was sleeping.The old lady is not happy anymore. She stole my things and dared to sleep. Who will give you face?

The old lady went up and punched her soul, He Yuping suddenly woke up from fright, opened her eyes and looked at his wife blankly, "Why did you hit me?"

His wife gave him a white look, "Who hit you? Are you sleepy?"

He Yuping swallowed, he clearly felt that someone was beating him just now, could it be an illusion?He Yuping turned over and hesitated to continue sleeping, the old lady went up and kicked him again.

Now He Yuping was sure, it wasn't his wife beating him, nor was it his illusion, there was someone in this room!

What the hell!

Haunted? !

He Yuping held his beating heart and looked around nervously, "Who? Who?"

His wife was startled by his reaction, "What are you doing? Surprised!"

The old lady rushed over, "Are you looking for me?"

"Oh my god!" A pale grimace suddenly appeared in front of his eyes. He Yuping was so frightened that the hairs all over his body stood up. So fast.

However, the old lady floated in front of him immediately, "Where is my gold bracelet? Where is my gold necklace? Give it back to me!"

Looking at this familiar old lady, He Yuping took a deep breath and said to himself that it was impossible!How could the dead appear in front of his eyes?It must be because I think too much during the day, and I think about it day and night, it’s all fake!Fake from the start!He must be dreaming!

In order to prove that he was dreaming, He Yuping raised his hand and slapped himself, with a "slap", the slap was crisp and loud, half of his face was swollen hotly, and the real pain on his face told him that this might be real.

The old man on the side was happy, and wanted to see if he was dreaming, right? Let me help you.

The old man swung his arm round and slapped him hard, "Does it hurt?"

"It hurts!!" He Yuping was so frightened that he rolled and crawled, trying to hide, but his wife looked at him angrily and said, "What the hell do you want?"

He Yuping pointed tremblingly at the two ghosts in front of him, "Did you see it? These two ghosts are looking for us!"

"What ghost came to us? Are you dreaming?"

He Yuping shook his head brokenly, he also hoped that he was dreaming.

"Dream you big hammer!" The old lady gave him another fist and asked angrily, "You even steal from dead people, why are you so shameless?"

The old man next to him saw that his wife was doing something, so he didn't stay idle, so he went up and mended, "Where's my wife's big gold bracelet? Where's my wife's necklace? Where's my wife's gold ring? Where's my wife's gold earring? Then It was all bought with my hard-earned money! How dare you steal it! Give it back to me!"

The old lady looked at her husband speechlessly, "Do you feel wronged by buying these things for me?"

"How is that possible?" The old man was filled with righteous indignation, "This is all my love for you! If you like it, I will buy it for you. I regret not buying you a gold belt. I will make it up for you in the next life!"

The old lady was satisfied, and as they talked, the two of them remembered how happy they were when they were young, but now that they are old and dead, someone stole their testimony of happiness!The old man and the old lady got angry, and they simultaneously pressed He Yuping for a mixed doubles meal. He Yuping screamed in pain and rolled all over the floor.

"Give it back to me! How much did you steal?"

"I'll give it back to you, don't hit me! I'll give it back to you right now!" He Yuping urged his wife, "Quick! Bring the gold jewelry I brought back!"

Seeing his appearance as if possessed by an evil spirit, his wife also got scared, "What's wrong with you? Are you sick?"

He Yuping said anxiously: "The owner of the gold bracelet has been found! Return it to them quickly!"

His wife can't see ghosts, she just thinks he's crazy.

He Yuping pushed his wife angrily, "Hurry up and get it! You didn't hear what I said!"

"You beat your wife! I look down on a man like you!" The old man beat him again.

He Yuping was beaten so hard that he didn't dare to speak. He felt pain all over his body. He held the gold jewelry in both hands. gone."

At this time, Auntie remembered what Bai Siqiao said, "No, you have to take these things to the police station and turn yourself in, and tell the police how many sneaky things you have done!"

"Surrender yourself? I can't turn myself in. I really didn't do much. I swear, this is the first time. I won't go!" He Yuping wanted to escape, but the couple punched him, "Will you go? If you don't go, then Take you away!"

With his life at stake, He Yuping cried and crawled out, "I'm going to surrender, please let me go!"

He Yuping's wife pulled him, "What are you doing? Why are you committing suicide? Are you crazy? Let's go to the hospital, shall we?"

He Yuping pushed her away angrily, "I'll die if I go to the hospital! Stay away!"

His wife's chubby body couldn't hold him back, and He Yuping didn't have time to put on his coat, so he went downstairs in slippers. From a distance, Bai Siqiao saw the couple pressing He Yuping down like a prisoner.He drove over and asked with a smile, "Taxi? 100 yuan."

He Yuping recognized Bai Siqiao, but he didn't expect that the two of them would really summon souls, "You two are so wicked!"

Bai Siqiao lowered his face, "I'm immoral? Are you not immoral in stealing?"

He Yuping was about to scold him, but the couple kicked him, "Get in the car!"

Bai Siqiao praised the couple with a look of admiration: "Uncle and aunt are great! Uncle and aunt are simply a model of affection. From now on, if my partner treats me half as well as uncle treats aunt, I will be satisfied."

Bai Siqiao's rainbow farts coaxed the couple from ear to ear. Xie Yizhou looked at Bai Siqiao with admiration on his face. Brother Qiao is so good that he can make two strange ghosts do things for him. Is this called the art of language? ?

The system sighed silently, a good child will learn from Bai Siqiao sooner or later.The host talks about people when he sees people, and talks nonsense when he sees people, and there is no such thing as a tea king when he drinks tea.

Bai Siqiao took out Jiajia's photo again, and slapped He Yuping on the face, "Have you seen this little girl? I'll bring her here to show you?"

When He Yuping saw the little girl, he turned his face away in fear, "Please forgive me! Don't look for it! I really didn't do it. I only dare to steal things, not to cut off people's heads!"

"Cut head?" Bai Siqiao narrowed his eyes, "Did you see it? Who?"

He Yuping shook his head with a bitter face, "I can't say, my job will be gone."

Bai Siqiao was amused, "You're thinking too much, you've already stolen things, and you're going to keep a record, why do you think you can continue to come back? Forget it, don't tell us, we don't want to hear it now , go to the police station and tell."

Bai Siqiao sent him to the police station and handed over the QR code before getting out of the car, "100 yuan for the fare, thank you."

He Yuping asked in grief and indignation: "You want a hundred from me for three kilometers?!"

Bai Siqiao disliked it: "Nonsense, my car costs several million dollars. It's a thief to use such a good car. Don't I wash the car? Yes, it costs two hundred."

"What nonsense? Will you give it?" The old lady wanted to beat him again.

Under the watchful eyes of the two ghosts, He Yuping gave Bai Siqiao 200 yuan for the fare, went to the police station in despair, put the stolen things on the police desk, and cried, "I surrender myself, I Stealing from the dead. I also saw someone decapitate a dead child."

It was the first time that the little policeman on duty saw himself turning himself in, and could entertain such a clear suspect with his crimes, "Then come in with me and explain in detail."

When He Yuping entered, he turned his head and saw that Bai Siqiao's car was still parked at the gate, and two ghosts were standing on the roof of the car, looking at him from afar.It seemed that if he just told a lie, these two ghosts would take him away when he came out.

He Yuping's face was sallow, and he explained everything he knew.

When the police heard that there was a case of suspected theft of the corpse, they immediately paid attention to it, "What do you mean by cutting off the head of a child? Tell me carefully."

He Yuping explained word by word, "I have a colleague named Xi Wei, who is honest and honest with us. A while ago, a little girl was cremated, and he offered to help. It happened that day, I lost my key, and when I was looking for it, I happened to see him secretly beheading the child before pushing the body in."

When He Yuping said this, he felt a sudden whizzing behind him, and the familiar feeling came again.He turned back in horror, only to find that the pair of ghosts had followed him in, and they were lying on the glass, looking at him gloomyly.

He Yuping hurriedly said: "I was terrified at the time, and I wanted to call the police, but Xi Wei gave me 5 yuan in hush money. I thought, the person is dead, and the body is useless anyway. Her family only needs one Take the ashes, who would have thought that she has no head? This is much safer than stealing the relics of the dead, so I will..."

The policeman said with a sullen face, "So you agreed?"

He Yuping was forced to nod, "I don't have clean hands myself. What if I call the police and find me out?"

The police asked while taking notes: "Then why are you speaking out now?"

"Because..." He Yuping wanted to say that I was fucking stupid, but I didn't want to, but I couldn't help it, those two ghosts were looking at me now!Who the hell would believe what I said?Resisting the urge to vomit blood, he gritted his teeth and said, "My conscience has discovered it. I want to be honest and be lenient. Do you think I will be sentenced in this way?"

"It's not my decision, it's the judge's decision." The police took the interrogation record and went to arrest the person He Yuping told him that night.

Xi Wei has worked in the funeral home for more than ten years, and he is usually very honest, the kind who doesn't talk loudly when everyone gets together.Seeing his appearance, no one would have thought that he could do such a thing.

At first he was quite mad, "Why do you arrest me? What evidence do you have to prove that I broke the law? I want to expose you!"

Then, he met He Yuping.

In a case, as long as there is one suspect who actively cooperates, the investigation will be easy later.He Yuping is too active, even if Xi Wei doesn't want to plead guilty, He Yuping can explain the details of his crime clearly, even what color knife he used, what kind of bag he put it in, and which leg he walked when he went out all know.

Xi Wei clenched his fists tightly, his usual image of an honest man was blown away, and he asked He Yuping angrily: "What's wrong with you? Isn't 5 yuan worth it? Why did you report me? I Didn't you follow in too?"

He Yuping remained silent. If he didn't report, it would either be a matter of following in, or a matter of being taken away!will die!

If you don't check, you don't know. If you check, you will be shocked.The police followed the clues and found Jiajia's head the next day. The child's head was sold to a wealthy businessman for a high price of 20 yuan.

The wealthy businessman was terminally ill, and he didn't know who he had heard. It was said that the little girl born in Jiajia's year was born in gold, which just curbed his illness. What's even more strange was that she had to hold Jiajia's head every day for fasting. Chanting Buddha is said to be able to pray for oneself.If the bones are ground into powder and mixed with traditional Chinese medicine to drink, it can also cure diseases.

The rich businessman didn't dare to drink the ashes, but he would hold the skull every day, and Jiajia's head was brightened. The police found out the case and couldn't express his expression. Impossible! If it is said that eating excrement cures diseases, will anyone eat excrement?"

"It's really possible!" An older police officer said helplessly: "There was such a case before. A man was terminally ill, and the witch in the village told him that drinking a boy's urine could cure his illness. He took a bowl and saw 5 Boys under the age of [-] will be given a bowl of urine, drink it while it is hot, drink urine every day, and don’t even take medicine. There is another one, some people say that honey is spread on sheep dung eggs, and eating it can cure epilepsy Crazy, grandparents believed it, and just fed the child to death."

"Outrageous!"

"It's off the charts!"

Everyone who heard it shook their heads, what is this?If He Yuping hadn't surrendered himself, the case would not have been easy to investigate. They are still wondering why He Yuping surrendered himself?If he was found out by conscience, they didn't look like it.The case was investigated in this way, and the smoothness made the police feel incredible.

The police summoned Liu Yue, and the mother and daughter made an appraisal and determined that this was Jiajia's skull.Liu Yue hugged her daughter's head and cried so much that she almost fainted. When she came out to look for Bai Siqiao, Bai Siqiao had already left.

Liu Yue had seen on the Internet that Bai Siqiao would help the poor, but she never thought that Bai Siqiao could even solve such a thing. Who the hell is he?Fairy?

[Grateful emotion value +1000

+1000

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Prestige +10]

That young man got the fucking relic, and transferred 2000 yuan to Bai Siqiao as promised.

[Grateful emotion value +500

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Prestige +3]

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Merit +2]

Seeing the increasing data, Bai Siqiao laughed so hard that his eyes narrowed.

After lying in the hotel and sleeping, the case was solved. Jiajia's head was recovered, and the old man's jewelry was also found. The old man's son returned them 2000 yuan.

Bai Siqiao took the money to buy delicious food, and shared half with Xie Yizhou. Xie Yizhou sighed while eating, "So it's okay, Brother Qiao, I've learned!"

Bai Siqiao asked with a good temper: "My dear boy, what have you learned?"

Xie Yizhou said seriously: "In the future, if this kind of thing happens again, let them solve it by themselves. We just wait for the result."

"Yes, you're really smart!" Bai Siqiao praised him sparingly, "It's rare to see a kid like you in a hundred years. I've never seen a boy as smart as you. You can do everything! Follow me from now on, just do it like this, Brother makes money to buy candy for you."

"Uh-huh."

When the two were about to go back, they saw a little girl in a white skirt following them not too far away.Xie Yizhou said happily: "This child has lost his soul and is now a normal child.

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"Jiajia," Bai Siqiao turned around and asked the little girl, "Do you still have unfulfilled wishes?"

Jiajia looked down at her toes and whispered, "Mom still can't see me."

Xie Yizhou: "I only opened her yin and yang eyes. It's better for ordinary people to see less. It's easy to get sick after a long time."

Jia Jia whispered: "I want to say goodbye to my mother. I want to tell her that I love her so that she won't cry. I also want to say goodbye to my father."

Xie Yizhou said blankly, "What's the point of saying goodbye to your father? Your father is a scumbag. He always bullies your mother and beats your brother."

Bai Siqiao saw the startled expression on the little girl's face, and a trace of black air suddenly emerged from her body.

Bai Siqiao stuffed the chestnut into the little Taoist's mouth, don't say any more, besides, this kid is going to be blackened.

Bai Siqiao patted Jiajia's head, and wiped away the evil spirit on her head, "I will open your eyes to your parents, go and say goodbye to them."

"Thank you brother!" Jia Jia floated away happily.

[Grateful emotion value +2000

+2000

+3000]

Bai Siqiao wondered, "Why do ghosts have more emotional values ​​than humans?"

System: "Because this is the last obsession of ghosts, there are many more than people."

Jiajia finally told her mother what she thought, and then turned to say goodbye to her father.

Bai Xuhong has been hiding at home for two days, and now an important client is looking for him. For the sake of his future life, he has to go out.After taking a shower, shaved, and put on clean clothes, Bai Xuhong looked at himself in the mirror with a haggard face and bloodshot eyes. He patted his face vigorously to refresh himself.

When passing the viaduct, Bai Xuhong saw a white shadow flashing by the side of the road, and he trembled all over.In the past two days, Bai Xuhong was extremely sensitive to white skirts. Whenever he saw a little girl in a white skirt, he would tremble all over.

Jiajia sat in the back of the car, where she used to sit, and looked at her father's nervous look, and asked in puzzlement, "Dad, why are you afraid of me?"

Jiajia didn't understand, mother was very happy to see her, would hug her and cry, and would be reluctant to let her go.Why was Dad scared like that when he saw her?Doesn't daddy like her at all?Didn't he miss her a little bit after she died?Do you only have the brother born to that woman in your heart?

As everyone knows, her puzzled question, to her father's ears, was like a reminder.

Frightened emotions exploded in his heart, like a huge firework, directly hitting his head. Bai Xuhong's hands trembled in fear, and he didn't know where to step on his feet. He was placed on the fence all of a sudden, and the car rushed uncontrollably. Get off the bridge and fall into the river.

Jiajia: "...you would rather fall into the river than talk to me! I hate you!"

Jiajia left angrily, and didn't remember this scumbag father at all!

When the rescuers arrived, Bai Xuhong was almost out of breath. When he was rescuing people, he found that his calf was trapped by the owner of the car. If he wanted to survive, he had to amputate it.

By the time Bai Xuhong woke up in the hospital, his left calf was gone. As Xie Yizhou said, he would be crippled from now on.Bai Xuhong was frightened, he wouldn't really want to beg on the street when he was old, would he be bitten to death by a dog?Are those two children really not yours?But now, he wants to do a paternity test, but now he is not that capable. What he wants to think about now is how to stand up.

After sending Xie Yizhou off, Bai Siqiao went directly to Mu Ke's house, not knowing if Mu Ke had woken up.On the way, he thought that there was no way to live in Mu Ke's place, and he wanted to move back to the city.Find a house when you go back, and move when you buy it.

From far away, I saw Mu Ke throwing his pet egg in the yard, it was really throwing, he stood on the steps of the door, and threw the egg three meters away, his pet rolled out on the ground. far before stopping.

Bai Siqiao drove the car straight in and shouted before it stopped, "What are you doing? What if the egg yolk falls out?"

Mu Ke walked over with a smile, "Going to save the world?"

"I'm going to save the Milky Way!" Bai Siqiao got out of the car, first tore off Mu Ke's clothes and looked at his shoulders, and found that there were no traces at all, then ran to check his eggs. I don't know why the eggshells are so hard, and they fell so hard. There is no crack at all.

Mu Ke walked behind him and hugged him from behind, "It's okay, I've been drying it like this, it's very happy."

Bai Siqiao was about to say how happy he was, when he saw the egg rolling around him, rubbing its shell against his feet affectionately, Bai Siqiao said in surprise: "It will roll!"

Mu Ke kicked it aside, "Get out, get out, what's the point if you can't get out?"

Bai Siqiao was amused, "Then it will be called rolling from now on." He walked around behind Mu Ke, jumped hard, and lay on Mu Ke's back, "I'm tired, I don't want to walk anymore."

The corner of Mu Ke's mouth curled up, and he carried him steadily, "Where do you want to go?"

"I'm hungry and want to eat."

"What to eat?"

Bai Siqiao put his face on Mu Ke's shoulder, this solid feeling made him relax all over, and he couldn't help but raise the corners of his mouth, "I want to eat fish in sour soup, pancakes, mutton in kang pot, and pork ribs with garlic. .”

Mu Ke said regretfully: "I don't know how to do it, I'll take you out to eat."

Bai Siqiao looked at this small yard where not even a single grass grew, and said with disgust: "I don't want to live here, I want to buy a house in the city, I want to realize the freedom of food, takeaway, and shopping. Just right, let's After dinner, see if there is a suitable house, I have money."

Mu Ke paused, "Bao, let me buy it."

Bai Siqiao pulled his hair, Mu Ke's hair was just like his temper, it was hard, but it felt very textured, the more Bai Siqiao touched it, the smoother it was, "It's agreed, I'll raise you, don't snatch it from me. "

Mu Ke let him make trouble on his own head, hesitated for a while, "But baby, you are usually not very lucky, if you buy it..."

Bai Siqiao: "Shut up! Stop talking!"