The system cried and begged me to become a god!

Bai Siqiao bit the bullet and said, "Are you surprised? Are you surprised? In fact, my brother is best at telling bad jokes."

The netizen quit: [It's unreasonable not to perform to pray for rain today, I must ask!

I want to see begging for rain, I have never seen one begging for rain when I grow up.

It’s too much, it’s okay to renege on a big stone in the chest, but to beg for rain is also to renege, I’m going to roll!

cold joke?Hahahaha It's really cold, this kid is so cute!

I want to see the rain!I do not care!If you don't ask for rain, you will smash your chest with boulders!I'm going to make a fuss! 】

Bai Siqiao coaxed: "Don't make trouble, when it rains, the kiwi fruit you bought will be rotten."

Xie Yizhou only reacted at this time, "I can't perform, so what should I perform?"

"You show everyone the sword technique you practiced last night, and play a trick."

"Oh, I will." Xie Yizhou wanted to say something, but Bai Siqiao told the system to block his voice so that everyone could not hear what he said.

Next, Xie Yizhou played a set of sword skills, and also gave everyone a piece of swordplay. The movements are smooth and flowing, chic and elegant.

There was clapping and clapping expressions in the live broadcast room, 【This looks good, but this one is not as good as Qiuyu!I want to see and ask for rain.

I still want to see boulders broken in the chest!

Why is tipping off?I want to give a gift!

Sorry, this anchor is a charity anchor, he does good deeds with all his heart, so don't give a reward.

Such a good-looking charity anchor?Brother, I love you!

Is the anchor interested in coming to my place to film, together with your brother, our crew is just short of talents like you two.

Sexy little director, dating online! 】

Bai Siqiao laughed and said, "No, I don't want to eat this bowl of rice."

During the conversation, the 2000 catties of kiwis were sold out, and Bai Siqiao was shocked, "So fast?"

Netizen: [Are you underestimating us?

Are you willing to sell such a small thing?I didn't catch it!

Is there anything else, let's move on!

It doesn't matter whether it tastes good or not, as long as it can help!I believe you! 】

Bai Siqiao told the elders and aunts in the village: "You can pick it, it's sold out!"

Everyone in the village went to pick the fruit excitedly, and Bai Siqiao received another wave of gratitude.After a while, an old man came over and asked Bai Siqiao, "Ask them if they eat walnuts, and we'll give each of them a catty."

The uncle is holding a few walnuts in his hand, all of which are fresh, and the green skin on the outside has not been peeled off. "New walnuts are heavy, and they may not be much per catty. Let everyone try something new."

[I feel embarrassed, I get walnuts for free when I buy kiwis at this price!

In fact, this reflected that things in the mountains were really hard to sell, and Bai Siqiao helped them a lot.

Put walnuts on the shelves too, let's buy them!

In fact, such a cheap price is not considered wild consumption, so get what you want, I want it! 】

Bai Siqiao also put walnuts on the shelves. Buy five catties of walnuts and get one catty of jujubes for free. The price is lower than other live broadcast rooms.

There are 30 people online, and the walnuts are on the shelves within seconds.

Bai Siqiao put chestnuts on the shelves again, buying 5 catties of chestnuts and giving [-] catty of jujube for free, and was enthusiastically seconded by netizens.

Bai Siqiao said with a smile, "I'm embarrassed by you doing this. Take a look and see what else you want, and I'll put it on the shelves for you. How about the big rocks at the entrance of the village? Buy them and you can practice chest crushing."

Netizen: [Put your brother on the shelves!It is not easy to practice without him. 】

Bai Siqiao turned the camera to Xie Yizhou who had been eating, "How much do you think the price is? How about one yuan? Accept bargaining."

[Up to [-] cents, I can't afford more!

I pay eight cents!He has been eating, I'm afraid I can't afford it.

Eight cents!He is not full after eating so much, I suspect that his stomach is full of stomach.

Forget it, sorry! 】

Talking and laughing live broadcast for two hours, the business has already been done, and the rest is chatting.It was Bai Siqiao's first live broadcast to bring goods, and because of the speed in seconds, it was sent to hot news.Others brought goods up to 10 people, while Bai Siqiao had 30 people. They sold the goods after chatting, and some didn't even make an introduction.

After the broadcast, many merchants contacted Bai Siqiao to bring the goods, but Bai Siqiao didn't reply.

He watched other people's live broadcasts. Some people want to live broadcast for a day, and some want to live broadcast for seven or eight hours. If he can make money by lying down and playing, he will consider it.

Too many things were sold at once, and Bai Siqiao had to wait until the picking was finished, weigh each family and give them money before leaving.Having nothing to do, Bai Siqiao chatted with Xie Yizhou, "Did you grow up in a Taoist temple?"

Xie Yizhou nodded, "I lived with my master on the mountain since I was a child, and I have to practice every day."

"Are there no other senior brothers?"

"No," Xie Yizhou puffed up his chest proudly, "My master said that after decades of searching, he found me, who is talented enough to be his apprentice. This year we responded to the call of the country and went down the mountain to work in thirteen places."

Bai Siqiao thought to himself, no wonder, this child seems to be out of touch with this society, he is extremely innocent.

"Is everyone who knows metaphysics going to work there?"

"No, we went there because we had no place to live. After we went down the mountain, we found out that the current house is too expensive. My master's life savings are not enough to buy a window. It just so happens that the work unit provides food, clothing, housing, transportation, five social insurance and one housing fund. , I can still practice, so we stayed here." Xie Yizhou is very satisfied with his current unit, "I met a lot of friends there, and they all take good care of me."

Bai Siqiao nodded, "Understood." He stuffed Xie Yizhou's pocket with delicious food, "Zhou, just pray if you're fine."

"Ok?"

"Pray that we will be safe and sound on the way back, and we will not encounter anything."

"But Brother Qiao, your seal is black."

Bai Siqiao: "...Do you believe I'll beat you up? Give me back all the delicious food!"

Xie Yizhou clutched his pockets tightly, "Really, you are easy to run into ghosts in this state, and your forehead is black."

Bai Siqiao suddenly felt deep despair, this was the malice of the heavens towards him.

Right now, Xie Yizhou still has several ghosts on his body. The one who should be judged, the one who should be reincarnated, he has to go back to repair antiques for others. His father can't see that he has the ability to make money, so he won't let him go out to live. Relying on the money from repairing antiques to negotiate terms with his father, he can't hide here and not leave.

"Do you think my forehead can turn white in two days?"

Xie Yizhou hugged a bag of alcoholic peanuts, and said while eating: "Brother Qiao, it's a blessing or a disaster, and a disaster can't be avoided. My master often said that if you have a disaster, you have to avoid it. To avoid this disaster, you can avoid it." There will be a next catastrophe, so we might as well face the difficulties and settle the matter. Besides, your black forehead is only limited to hell, what are you afraid of?"

Bai Siqiao lay back in the tent exhausted, he wasn't afraid of hell, he just didn't want to be so wrong.He can't be unlucky all his life, can he?

He turned on the system to check the emotional value of the past two days. There are already 200 million emotional points, 30 emotional points are reserved for repairing antiques, and there are 170 million remaining.

Bai Siqiao directly exchanged 170 attribute points, a little bit in physical attributes.

System: [Update host body attributes

Strength: 100/100

Agility: 100/100

Intelligence: 100/100

Spiritual Power: 72/100

Luck: 40/100

Unknown Power: 5 (???)

Charisma: 77/100

life beads +3

At the first stage of the system, the skill book has been lit up: acting, swimming, first aid, martial arts, cooking, painting, and there are only two items that can be upgraded. 】

System: "It will be upgraded soon. This bead is hard to come by. It can be exchanged for a life in the later stage. There used to be a host who was shot and survived."

Bai Siqiao asked in disgust: "How many bastard things did you do before you were shot? You fooled me?"

System: "You can't say that. If he doesn't want to do bad things, I can't do anything about him. Don't you just choose to do good things?" The system felt uncomfortable when it saw the nearly two thousand merit points. Why are you blind?Choose such a host.

Bai Siqiao poked it: "Not everyone has desires and desires like me. It has a lot to do with who a person plays with. In the future, when you find a host, if you want to do something bad, you will silently think that you are a person." .Although you are not a human being, you cannot treat yourself as a human being. Once you do not regard yourself as a human being, then you are really not a human being.”

system:"……"

Although it is very convoluted, I can hear that you are scolding me.

Bai Siqiao said gratifiedly: "But judging from your performance recently, I think you look like a human being."

System: "I understand, as long as I do things for you, I am human."

Bai Siqiao praised it: "In the future, you will change your name to Da Smart."

The system is speechless, thank you!

Looking at the mysterious energy, Bai Siqiao unknowingly grew to 5, "Didn't I ask you to pay attention?"

System: "I've noticed, you didn't do anything special when the price went up."

"Okay." If you don't understand it, don't think about it. This is Bai Siqiao's usual style. Don't make it difficult for yourself, count on being happy every day.

"Look at this statistic, you can upgrade after one more live broadcast." Bai Siqiao got up and found Xie Yizhou, "Look, is my Yintang still black?"

Xie Yizhou nodded, "Black!"

"Then let's go for a night walk, no! Let's go exploring!"

Xie Yizhou:? ? ?

Bai Siqiao said happily: "I checked, and there is a village 50 kilometers away from here. It is legendary. Let's go exploring."

Xie Yizhou wiped his mouth, "Brother, you are looking for something to do, no, you are looking for excitement."

"Yes," Bai Siqiao was eager to try, "My forehead will turn white after I finish it. If something really comes out, do you think the two of us can handle it?"

Xie Yizhou scratched his head, "I've grown up so much, there's nothing I can't handle, let's try."

"It's such a happy decision!"

Bai Siqiao posted a video: "Tonight we are going to explore a famous nearby place. Do you want to watch an immersive horror movie together? I invited actors, but he, or they are very busy, may not come. We also have Maybe they won’t see anything. It’s also possible that they won’t tell me when they arrive, and I’ll start broadcasting at ten o’clock tonight!”

Netizens started to discuss with interest: [So whether the actor will go or not is still unknown, this is too novel, I haven't played this kind of game yet.

That is to say, during the live broadcast, there is a possibility that an NPC will pop up suddenly and startle us, even the host may be scared?

The 666 that the anchor played this trick, you will know if you have watched it, the location is still, exciting!

Haven't the secrets of the world been deciphered by science?Not exciting at all.

I want to play!See you at ten o'clock tonight! 】

Bai Siqiao poked at the system, "Look, these people are my brothers, we have emotional points if we don't do bad things."

System: "Honey, that's your mother's fan."

Bai Siqiao narrowed his eyes and said with a smile: "Yes, there is also your grandma. Your grandma loves you so much. You prepare 200 ipads for your grandma to draw a lottery tonight."

System: Convex (艹盘色)!