The system cried and begged me to become a god!
Chapter 28 That Thing Fucked Here
The black shadow lying at Xie Yizhou's feet said excitedly: "I was killed by him! He is sick! He is a lunatic! He has killed several people! He has practiced some sorcery to submerge me in the water , I spent a lot of effort today to find a meritorious person to drag me up. I, I came to save them!"
"Oh, we will take over this case, you come with me. As for this one," Xie Yizhou tilted his head and looked at it for a while, "Are you two brothers?"
"Twins! He's my older brother." Heiying said painfully: "We've had a very good relationship since we were young. We played together, ate together, and went to school together. This time, the two of us came out to play together. I don't know why. He actually killed me!"
Heiying became more and more agitated, "I don't understand, why?!" He lay on the ground in embarrassment, pounding the ground with his fists, expressing the incomprehension and resentment in his heart, and the resentment in his body became stronger and stronger.
Xie Yizhou said sympathetically, "He's not your brother, your brother is dead, he's just an evil spirit that took your body, your brother was eaten by him."
The black figure on the ground was stunned for a moment, then suddenly sprang up and rushed towards the person, "I'm going to kill you! I'm going to kill you!! Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!"
When Bai Siqiao saw this, the corners of his mouth twitched, the little Taoist said a few words, and blackened the person who died unjustly, according to the law in the game, if he didn't stop it, he would become a ghost.
Xie Yizhou came to his senses at this time, pulled the good ghost back, and advised him: "Calm down! Oh, you haven't done anything bad, and don't do anything to yourself when you die." Xie Yizhou dragged him back, slapped away his grievances, "Don't be blinded by hatred, he has done bad things and will be punished."
"He killed my brother and me, I must take revenge!" The resentment that the black shadow was blown away once again gathered, Xie Yizhou used him as a quilt to calm him down, folded him, and stuffed it into the cloth bag on his waist inside.
"We avenge you. There are more ways than you can avenge yourself. In the past, you could only bite him twice, and eat him at most. We can let him save his memory, reincarnate as a bug in his next life, and let him confess his wrong things. , you all come with me."
While speaking, the evil spirit of the person on the ground was shattered, and his body was like a deflated ball, slumped on the ground. On the position of his stomach, something arched everywhere, and a monkey-sized thing drilled out of it.
The monkey's head was turned 180 degrees directly. The monkey's mouth was sharp and there was no meat on its face. Constantly dripping water.At this time, a pair of blood-red eyes stared at Xie Yizhou resentfully.
Unfortunately, Xie Yizhou couldn't see it.
"Are you local, or are you from another plane?"
"Are you a mystic?"
"No, I'm a Taoist priest." Xie Yizhou carefully corrected the address of the other party. Although the things he knew were similar, the Patriarch Master was different.
He stood where he was, with a calm tone as if chatting with someone, "You have such a strong evil spirit that you have killed at least five people. Why did you kill people?"
Without the restraint of the human body, the resentment on the monkey became stronger, and he said bitterly: "Because as long as you kill someone, you can become a human!"
The monkey rushed towards Xie Yizhou. The adult said that the soul of a mystic master is worth three ordinary people. Even if he is not a mystic master, he must not be an ordinary person if he can see it. It is much better to eat him than an ordinary person up.
Xie Yizhou stared blankly at the black ball that was rushing towards him. In his eyes, he couldn't see the expression, he couldn't see the monkey, he could only see the other party's soul.
The monkey's soul is a black energy body, like something split from a large thing. It has no body, is round, and can talk, my god!
Xie Yizhou covered his face, "You are so cute."
Ghost Monkey: ? ? ?
"However, I can't stop arresting you just because you're cute! It's our rule here to kill people and pay debts!"
"Pfft!" Bai Siqiao couldn't hold back, the little Taoist priest is so cute, there is no one else with such a weird aesthetic.
Next, Xie Yizhou staged a violent aesthetic performance in front of Bai Siqiao's eyes. The little Taoist's movements were simple and rough, he grabbed the monkey's neck, pressed it to the ground roughly, and beat him up.
At first, the monkey fought back, and then there was only screaming, until it was exhausted, Xie Yizhou picked it up by the neck, shook it, and stuffed it into the bag behind him, he sighed regretfully, "Long!" So cute, why do you do evil?"
Inexplicably, Bai Siqiao felt that his trembling movements were familiar.
Bai Siting tilted his head in confusion, "What happened?"
Bai Siqiao let him go, "It's all right now, you saw that bad guy, he's a monkey."
Bai Siting raised a question mark, "Huh?"
"The black shadow that rushed out later was indeed a ghost."
Bai Siting turned pale, "Did someone kill him?"
"Yes, not only was he killed, but his brother was also killed." Bai Siqiao comforted him: "Look, didn't we do a good thing by pulling him out of the water during the day? The police didn’t know how they died, and they wouldn’t come to rescue us if they didn’t catch him, right?”
Bai Siting nodded slowly, he now felt that that head was no longer scary.
"It's still the same sentence. If you have a heart of reverence for life, if you haven't done anything wrong, you can face everything bravely, including ghosts and gods." He patted Bai Siting on the shoulder and became serious, "So what about ghosts and gods?" How about it? If you are an upright person, you will not be afraid of ghosts and gods."
Bai Siting understood, but the look in Bai Siqiao's eyes became more and more complicated. Although his brother didn't study well, he understood a lot of principles, and he didn't know when he learned them.
Bai Siqiao stopped coaxing the child, went out and called, "Xie Yizhou?"
Xie Yizhou looked at Bai Siqiao's forehead, and reacted slowly, "Oh! Brother Qiao!"
Bai Siqiao laughed, why was he so polite all of a sudden.
Xie Yizhou ran over, "Are you all okay?"
"It's okay." After the monkey crawled out, there was only a rotten corpse left on the ground, which was still an empty shell. Bai Siqiao frowned, "What was that just now?"
Xie Yizhou shook his head, "I don't know what it is, the space is unstable recently, and strange things can always fall out from other worlds, or it may be something from our world, what exactly is it needs to be brought back for interrogation. "
Bai Siqiao didn't know whether to laugh or cry, "Can you tell me this in such detail?"
Xie Yizhou smiled and said, "What are you afraid of? You are not an outsider."
These words invisibly narrowed the distance between Bai Siqiao's heart, this little Taoist priest was simple-minded, so he didn't treat him as an outsider after only seeing him twice.
Xie Yizhou quickly took out a piece of cloth, wrapped the corpse, tied it tightly with a rope, and planned to take it back together, as evidence of the "monkey"'s evil.
Seeing that he couldn't see, Bai Siqiao could only feel his way, and kindly went over to help, "Why did you ask us for this thing?"
"I told you last time that your brother will become a great talent in the future, and his fate is very good. He wants his life, and his life."
Bai Siting had just come out, when he heard these words, he was confused, "What fate?"
Bai Siqiao explained: "He means that bastard wants your life and your fate. He thinks your life is good, and eating you can inherit your good life. Eating you is better than eating ordinary people."
Xie Yizhou nodded his head, yes, brother Qiao understands, as expected of the boss.
Bai Siting's Three Views have been crushed, reshaped again, and then shattered again, and now thoughts are jumping back and forth between atheism and Taoist priests and ghosts in this world.In the end, he looked at Bai Siqiao helplessly, "I'm a little dizzy."
"Go back and sleep and you won't be dizzy." Bai Siqiao sent him away, and asked Xie Yizhou in a low voice, "Is there someone named Mu Ke in your place? Is he here?"
Xie Yizhou shook his head, "I didn't come." So far, he has only met Mu Ke twice, how can an idol have time to care about such trivial matters?When the space in a certain place is about to collapse again, and something terrible comes out, and no one else can solve it, the idol will solve it.
Bai Siting suddenly came over, "Who is Mu Ke?"
"My friend who works in the crematorium." Bai Siqiao brought the topic to the topic in one sentence, "Show us, who is worse?"
At this moment, Mu Ke, who was sitting on the roof and keeping an eye on Bai Siqiao's safety, couldn't laugh or cry. Work in a crematorium?How did he come up with it?
Xie Yizhou looked up at Bai Siqiao. His soul was so colorful that he could hardly see his original appearance clearly. It was strange that few people could combine the black evil energy and the golden merit together. Through this layer of appearance, he But his soul is white, which is strange and impossible to see through.
Looking at the overbearing Bai Siting, this can be seen through at a glance. As long as you don't do evil things, you will be rich and prosperous when you grow up. He said seriously: "Your brother has a good fate."
Bai Siqiao squinted at him, and asked dissatisfiedly, "What does fate have to do with African chieftains?"
Xie Yizhou couldn't see his expression, and explained: "That's right, people with good fate generally don't..."
Bai Siqiao interrupted him in a bad tone, "You are so lucky that that thing wants to eat him when it sees him?"
Xie Yizhou nodded.
Bai Siqiao immediately looked at his brother, "Look, the master has already said that you are so wrong, monkeys are greedy when they see you."
Bai Siting's eyes widened, "Me?"
"Yes, it's you," Bai Siqiao pushed him from behind, "Go back to sleep, kids won't grow taller if they stay up late."
Bai Siting always felt that something was wrong, but couldn't find evidence, "Here, why don't I show you?"
"Don't look, I've run out of money." Bai Siqiao pushed him away, "Hurry up and go to sleep!"
Bai Siting especially couldn't understand his brother's brain circuit, "It's all like this, you still want to go back to sleep?"
"Then why not? Keep your eyes wide open and wait until dawn?" Bai Siqiao looked at the time, "How about we go climbing?"
"No," Bai Siting flatly refused, and a monkey popped out halfway, what should I do if it wanted to eat him?This time no one came out to save them. "I'm not going, I'm going to bed, and we'll go home at dawn."
Bai Siqiao flickered: "Go, don't regret it."
"I don't regret it at all. It's too exciting. I'm afraid that if I go up the mountain with you, I'll pick up a corpse halfway."
"Nonsense! The masters have already said that you are the one who is the worst." Bai Siqiao pushed his younger brother in, and suddenly remembered that he had helped Xie Yizhou clean up the corpse, and he hadn't washed his hands yet.
He looked at his own hands, and then at Bai Siting's body, okay, a pair of dirty handprints.
Bai Siting turned his head and asked in puzzlement, "What's wrong?"
Bai Siqiao said with a serious face: "Go back and change your clothes, don't want this one."
Bai Siting did not suspect him, "It's really unlucky, let's leave everything behind and don't want anything. By the way, take a shower before leaving."
Needless to say, Bai Siqiao is going to take a shower now.
After the two brothers lay down and looked up at the sky, Bai Siting asked worriedly: "No one came to see us this time, right?"
Bai Siqiao comforted him: "Don't worry, the little Taoist priest is downstairs, and he will leave tomorrow morning."
Bai Siting instantly felt relieved, and after being nervous, he felt exhausted, and fell asleep after turning over a few times.
Bai Siqiao closed his eyes, and in a daze, he found someone lying beside him. The familiar smell made the corners of Bai Siqiao's mouth twitch, "Why did you come here?"
Mu Ke lay on his side, leaning on his head with one arm, pinched Bai Siqiao's face with the other hand, "Hello, I'm a staff member of the crematorium."
Bai Siqiao opened his eyes, "Hush, keep your voice down."
Mu Ke lowered his head, leaned close to Bai Siqiao's ear, and repeated, "Hello, I'm a staff member of the crematorium."
The two faced each other, with warm breath on their necks, Bai Siqiao opened his eyes wide and said awkwardly, "Did you hear that?"
Mu Ke raised his eyebrows, "How will you introduce me to your family in the future? Tell them I work in a crematorium?"
Bai Siqiao suppressed a smile, "Don't worry, I'll change your job next time."
"What do you plan to change to next time? You tell me in advance, so I can be mentally prepared."
Mu Ke hugged Bai Siqiao's waist tightly with one hand. The two of them were too close, and they could feel each other's heartbeat. The soft whispers in the dark environment magnified the ambiguity infinitely. Bai Siqiao quietly blushed, " There is no need to be so anxious.”
Mu Ke looked at him quietly, his eyes getting darker and darker.Bai Siqiao didn't dare to look at him. It's not like the two of them slept in the same bed before in a dangerous environment. It's just that they didn't want to sleep at that time, and they had to be on guard against external dangers at all times. If they were not careful, they would die. , There is no time or mood to think about so many things.
At this time, in such a comfortable environment, Bai Siqiao blushed uncontrollably when Mu Ke looked at him with such eyes. The eyes were too aggressive and possessive, and he couldn't bear it.
Mu Ke suddenly leaned over and kissed Bai Siqiao on the forehead.
Bai Siqiao's eyes widened, but he didn't respond.
Mu Ke narrowed his eyes slightly, leaned over again, and kissed the corner of Bai Siqiao's mouth.
With a blushing face, Bai Siqiao punched Mu Ke in the stomach, making an inch!
"You still haven't said how you got here?"
Mu Ke grabbed his hand with a smile, "I sensed that you were in danger, so I came over to take a look, but Xie Yizhou ruined the hero's plan to save the beauty."
Speaking of this, Bai Siqiao felt aggrieved, "Am I really wrong? I haven't been so wrong before. Could it be that it is added together with the original owner's wrong, wrong on top of wrong?"
Mu Ke's cold and deep voice was extraordinarily gentle at this moment, and he whispered, "Because you are so good in other areas, no matter how lucky you are, how unfair is God?"
It has to be said that this kind of sweet talk made Bai Siqiao happy, and the unhappiness in his heart was instantly dispelled. Whether it was right or wrong was not important anymore.
Mu Ke lowered his head, the two looked at each other, and the atmosphere instantly heated up.At this moment, Bai Siting on the next bed turned over, and Bai Siqiao remembered his younger brother, poked Mu Ke, "Go to sleep next door, and he won't be able to explain clearly when he sees it."
Mu Ke was heartbroken, and asked aggrievedly, "You drove me away because of this brat?"
"I'm afraid I can't explain clearly. I have a family now, so I have to be more careful." Bai Siqiao held Mu Ke's face with both hands, and quickly kissed him on the mouth, originally wanting to comfort him, He didn't expect to be pressed up by Mu Ke in the next second.
Strong and domineering, he never gave Bai Siqiao a chance to refuse, and Mu Ke didn't let him go until Bai Siqiao couldn't breathe.Rubbing Bai Siqiao's lips with dry fingertips, his eyes became darker and darker, "Are you going with me?"
Bai Siqiao blushed and kicked him, "Get lost!"
Mu Ke chuckled, and kissed Bai Siqiao's forehead again, full of cherishment and pampering, "Okay, I'll listen to you."
After Mu Ke left, Bai Siqiao buried his face in the pillow, going crazy!
System: "You may be so wrong because the system has made adjustments. Whenever you encounter unlucky things, the emotional value you receive will increase."
Bai Siqiao said angrily, "Can you shut down at this time?"
system:"……"
"I'll kill you sooner or later!"
System: "Calm down, I've seen this kind of thing a lot, the previous host could raise dozens of little lovers, how can you be so worthless like you? You can't handle any of them."
Bai Siqiao just wanted to kill it, clicked on the system and studied it again, "You always talk about the previous host, how did you use the merit points of the previous host?"
System: "I don't know."
"Ok?"
System: "The previous host has no merit points."
Bai Siqiao asked suspiciously: "With so many hosts, you haven't done anything good? Even if it's deception, you've done something to help people, right?"
The system thought for a long time, "I remembered, my sixth host once showed kindness and saved a child who was very similar to him in childhood, but he didn't get merit points."
"What happened to that kid?"
System: "That kid worked as an apprentice in a pawn shop and became the big boss."
"Just like that, you didn't get merit points?"
System: "No."
"Does this system have no merit points before?"
System: "I don't know. Because no host has ever done such a good thing like you."
Bai Siqiao was silent for a while, "When you escaped, you must have lost a lot of energy."
The system crashed and said: "It's too difficult!"
Bai Siqiao closed the system page, "I understand, go to bed."
The system was at a loss, "What do you understand? You are sleeping, and I can't sleep."
Bai Siqiao said angrily, "Shut up, or I'll call Mu Ke back right now and take you back."
System: "...I'm sorry."
In the morning of the next day, the two brothers cleaned up and didn't even eat lunch. Taking advantage of the high sun, the two returned home.
Bai Zhenjiang happened to be at home. Seeing the two of them coming back so early, he put down the newspaper in his hand and asked with a smile, "Why did you come back so soon? Did you have fun?"
Bai Siting's face was numb, "Happy."
Bai Siqiao poked him from behind, "Smile, you don't look very happy."
Bai Siting asked his father tiredly, "Didn't you watch the news?"
Bai Zhenjiang picked up the newspaper, "I'm reading it now. I pay attention to the financial newspaper and the national news."
"Okay." Bai Siting didn't want to say any more, let alone remember, and was about to go back to his room to rest. Mrs. Bai hurried downstairs, "I was just about to call you to come back. What's the matter, Si Qiao? Why are you talking again?" Fished a head? I just saw people saying on the Internet that you are the reincarnation of a non-chief, and it will be bad luck to go out with you."
Bai Zhenjiang's expression changed, "What's going on?"
Before Bai Siqiao could explain, Bai Siting said coldly, "It's not his fault, it's me."
Mrs. Bai glared at her son, "What nonsense are you talking about? You didn't catch it. There is no blame for this kind of thing, we have to quickly find a master to show your brother."
Anyway, that meant that Bai Siqiao's identity as a possession of bad luck had to be confirmed, making his father jealous.
Bai Siting calmly explained: "I really don't blame my brother for what happened this time. We met a strange thing in the mountains. He said my life was good and he wanted to eat me. If it wasn't for the help of this person my brother caught We, I might be dead."
Mrs. Bai was confused, what strange thing?Why did you help them even after you died?
Bai Siting sighed, "You don't need to inquire, anyway, it's not my brother's fault."
When the couple heard this, they suddenly realized that Bai Siting was speaking for Bai Siqiao.Bai Zhenjiang smiled gratifiedly, what he hoped most was for the two brothers to reconcile.
Madam Bai was different, she looked at her son worriedly, and Bai Siqiao's eyes became more and more unfriendly, what happened in the past two days?Her son seems to be a different person. He still calls Bai Siqiao brother, is he crazy?
Sensing that his stepmother's malicious mood was on the rise again, Bai Siqiao shrugged helplessly. The love-hate relationship between the stepmother and the original owner, what can he do?
Sensing his mother's expression was wrong, Bai Siting pushed his glasses, "Going out this time, my brother saved my life."
Madam Bai's eyes widened in shock, "This..."
Bai Siqiao was also surprised that the child lied.
Bai Siting didn't want to talk anymore, so he went upstairs with his luggage, and when he was about to reach the second floor, he stopped suddenly and said without looking back, "If you dare to tell my embarrassing things, I won't recognize you."
Bai Siqiao spread his hands, "Stop asking, I dare not tell."
The couple were dumbfounded, what kind of development is this?
Bai Siting turned on the sleep mode, and never mentioned that matter.Bai Siqiao was thinking about how to apply to move out.It's not a single heart, there will always be friction after a long time, family members are just family members to him, he will do what a son should do, but he will not please anyone in order to get something.
Bai Siting slept too much during the day and couldn't sleep at night. After writing two test papers, he suddenly heard rustling sounds outside the window.
He stood up and saw a bone-like woman climbing up to his balcony, her eyes staring straight at him, "Have you seen my child?"
What the hell!
again? !
Bai Siting is going crazy!Why is he so unlucky? !
This woman gave him exactly the same feeling as that man, wouldn't it be the one who was beaten up and the one who got old?How old is it?
Bai Siting felt his scalp go numb, and his hair was about to stand on end. He pinched himself hard to calm himself down, and while stepping back to the door, he said, "What child? I didn't see you."
The woman said sinisterly: "Nonsense! You smell like him! I went to Wanghuai Mountain to look for it. You have seen him, right? Your soul smells so good..."
She stared greedily at Bai Siting, and crawled in slowly. Bai Siting's legs were so weak, she felt that she was now a big sweet and delicious cake, and anyone who saw it wanted to take a bite.
The more nervous he became, the calmer he became, and he pushed his glasses habitually, "Oh, you said that person, I know, he went to Taklamakan after leaving Wanghuai Mountain, you go out and turn left, keep walking, and you see a bunch of Sand, here we come."
The woman was hesitating whether what he said was true, but Bai Siting had already rushed out and ran to Bai Siqiao's room, "Brother! Help me!!"
Bai Siqiao was doing mock exam questions, when Bai Siting rushed in in a panic, interrupting his train of thought, he put down his pen, "What's wrong?"
Bai Siting said anxiously: "That thing is fucking found, what should I do?"
"Who the hell?"
[System Alert: Dangerous!Attention the host, there are a lot of evil spirits appearing! 】
Bai Siqiao had no choice but to close his glasses again, the woman had already chased him over, Bai Siqiao saw the strong evil spirit on her body, and pinched his forehead, this thing gave him a headache even more than doing a problem.
The woman's body was very stiff, like a corpse that was forced to walk. After seeing the monkey that crawled out of the body last time, Bai Siqiao understood what was going on. This thing killed innocent people again!
He pulled Bai Siting behind him, "What do you want to do?"
Bai Siting's reaction just now obviously angered her, the woman said angrily: "I'm looking for my child! You took my child away!"
Bai Siqiao said with disdain: "Go out and turn left and walk eight hundred miles. There is a place called Liusha River. Your child is there."
Bai Siting whispered, "I just told her to go to the Taklamakan Desert to look for it."
"You're playing tricks on me!" The woman rushed forward, and Bai Siqiao dragged his brother and ran away. Look, this is what happens if you don't make a good confession!
"Oh, we will take over this case, you come with me. As for this one," Xie Yizhou tilted his head and looked at it for a while, "Are you two brothers?"
"Twins! He's my older brother." Heiying said painfully: "We've had a very good relationship since we were young. We played together, ate together, and went to school together. This time, the two of us came out to play together. I don't know why. He actually killed me!"
Heiying became more and more agitated, "I don't understand, why?!" He lay on the ground in embarrassment, pounding the ground with his fists, expressing the incomprehension and resentment in his heart, and the resentment in his body became stronger and stronger.
Xie Yizhou said sympathetically, "He's not your brother, your brother is dead, he's just an evil spirit that took your body, your brother was eaten by him."
The black figure on the ground was stunned for a moment, then suddenly sprang up and rushed towards the person, "I'm going to kill you! I'm going to kill you!! Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!"
When Bai Siqiao saw this, the corners of his mouth twitched, the little Taoist said a few words, and blackened the person who died unjustly, according to the law in the game, if he didn't stop it, he would become a ghost.
Xie Yizhou came to his senses at this time, pulled the good ghost back, and advised him: "Calm down! Oh, you haven't done anything bad, and don't do anything to yourself when you die." Xie Yizhou dragged him back, slapped away his grievances, "Don't be blinded by hatred, he has done bad things and will be punished."
"He killed my brother and me, I must take revenge!" The resentment that the black shadow was blown away once again gathered, Xie Yizhou used him as a quilt to calm him down, folded him, and stuffed it into the cloth bag on his waist inside.
"We avenge you. There are more ways than you can avenge yourself. In the past, you could only bite him twice, and eat him at most. We can let him save his memory, reincarnate as a bug in his next life, and let him confess his wrong things. , you all come with me."
While speaking, the evil spirit of the person on the ground was shattered, and his body was like a deflated ball, slumped on the ground. On the position of his stomach, something arched everywhere, and a monkey-sized thing drilled out of it.
The monkey's head was turned 180 degrees directly. The monkey's mouth was sharp and there was no meat on its face. Constantly dripping water.At this time, a pair of blood-red eyes stared at Xie Yizhou resentfully.
Unfortunately, Xie Yizhou couldn't see it.
"Are you local, or are you from another plane?"
"Are you a mystic?"
"No, I'm a Taoist priest." Xie Yizhou carefully corrected the address of the other party. Although the things he knew were similar, the Patriarch Master was different.
He stood where he was, with a calm tone as if chatting with someone, "You have such a strong evil spirit that you have killed at least five people. Why did you kill people?"
Without the restraint of the human body, the resentment on the monkey became stronger, and he said bitterly: "Because as long as you kill someone, you can become a human!"
The monkey rushed towards Xie Yizhou. The adult said that the soul of a mystic master is worth three ordinary people. Even if he is not a mystic master, he must not be an ordinary person if he can see it. It is much better to eat him than an ordinary person up.
Xie Yizhou stared blankly at the black ball that was rushing towards him. In his eyes, he couldn't see the expression, he couldn't see the monkey, he could only see the other party's soul.
The monkey's soul is a black energy body, like something split from a large thing. It has no body, is round, and can talk, my god!
Xie Yizhou covered his face, "You are so cute."
Ghost Monkey: ? ? ?
"However, I can't stop arresting you just because you're cute! It's our rule here to kill people and pay debts!"
"Pfft!" Bai Siqiao couldn't hold back, the little Taoist priest is so cute, there is no one else with such a weird aesthetic.
Next, Xie Yizhou staged a violent aesthetic performance in front of Bai Siqiao's eyes. The little Taoist's movements were simple and rough, he grabbed the monkey's neck, pressed it to the ground roughly, and beat him up.
At first, the monkey fought back, and then there was only screaming, until it was exhausted, Xie Yizhou picked it up by the neck, shook it, and stuffed it into the bag behind him, he sighed regretfully, "Long!" So cute, why do you do evil?"
Inexplicably, Bai Siqiao felt that his trembling movements were familiar.
Bai Siting tilted his head in confusion, "What happened?"
Bai Siqiao let him go, "It's all right now, you saw that bad guy, he's a monkey."
Bai Siting raised a question mark, "Huh?"
"The black shadow that rushed out later was indeed a ghost."
Bai Siting turned pale, "Did someone kill him?"
"Yes, not only was he killed, but his brother was also killed." Bai Siqiao comforted him: "Look, didn't we do a good thing by pulling him out of the water during the day? The police didn’t know how they died, and they wouldn’t come to rescue us if they didn’t catch him, right?”
Bai Siting nodded slowly, he now felt that that head was no longer scary.
"It's still the same sentence. If you have a heart of reverence for life, if you haven't done anything wrong, you can face everything bravely, including ghosts and gods." He patted Bai Siting on the shoulder and became serious, "So what about ghosts and gods?" How about it? If you are an upright person, you will not be afraid of ghosts and gods."
Bai Siting understood, but the look in Bai Siqiao's eyes became more and more complicated. Although his brother didn't study well, he understood a lot of principles, and he didn't know when he learned them.
Bai Siqiao stopped coaxing the child, went out and called, "Xie Yizhou?"
Xie Yizhou looked at Bai Siqiao's forehead, and reacted slowly, "Oh! Brother Qiao!"
Bai Siqiao laughed, why was he so polite all of a sudden.
Xie Yizhou ran over, "Are you all okay?"
"It's okay." After the monkey crawled out, there was only a rotten corpse left on the ground, which was still an empty shell. Bai Siqiao frowned, "What was that just now?"
Xie Yizhou shook his head, "I don't know what it is, the space is unstable recently, and strange things can always fall out from other worlds, or it may be something from our world, what exactly is it needs to be brought back for interrogation. "
Bai Siqiao didn't know whether to laugh or cry, "Can you tell me this in such detail?"
Xie Yizhou smiled and said, "What are you afraid of? You are not an outsider."
These words invisibly narrowed the distance between Bai Siqiao's heart, this little Taoist priest was simple-minded, so he didn't treat him as an outsider after only seeing him twice.
Xie Yizhou quickly took out a piece of cloth, wrapped the corpse, tied it tightly with a rope, and planned to take it back together, as evidence of the "monkey"'s evil.
Seeing that he couldn't see, Bai Siqiao could only feel his way, and kindly went over to help, "Why did you ask us for this thing?"
"I told you last time that your brother will become a great talent in the future, and his fate is very good. He wants his life, and his life."
Bai Siting had just come out, when he heard these words, he was confused, "What fate?"
Bai Siqiao explained: "He means that bastard wants your life and your fate. He thinks your life is good, and eating you can inherit your good life. Eating you is better than eating ordinary people."
Xie Yizhou nodded his head, yes, brother Qiao understands, as expected of the boss.
Bai Siting's Three Views have been crushed, reshaped again, and then shattered again, and now thoughts are jumping back and forth between atheism and Taoist priests and ghosts in this world.In the end, he looked at Bai Siqiao helplessly, "I'm a little dizzy."
"Go back and sleep and you won't be dizzy." Bai Siqiao sent him away, and asked Xie Yizhou in a low voice, "Is there someone named Mu Ke in your place? Is he here?"
Xie Yizhou shook his head, "I didn't come." So far, he has only met Mu Ke twice, how can an idol have time to care about such trivial matters?When the space in a certain place is about to collapse again, and something terrible comes out, and no one else can solve it, the idol will solve it.
Bai Siting suddenly came over, "Who is Mu Ke?"
"My friend who works in the crematorium." Bai Siqiao brought the topic to the topic in one sentence, "Show us, who is worse?"
At this moment, Mu Ke, who was sitting on the roof and keeping an eye on Bai Siqiao's safety, couldn't laugh or cry. Work in a crematorium?How did he come up with it?
Xie Yizhou looked up at Bai Siqiao. His soul was so colorful that he could hardly see his original appearance clearly. It was strange that few people could combine the black evil energy and the golden merit together. Through this layer of appearance, he But his soul is white, which is strange and impossible to see through.
Looking at the overbearing Bai Siting, this can be seen through at a glance. As long as you don't do evil things, you will be rich and prosperous when you grow up. He said seriously: "Your brother has a good fate."
Bai Siqiao squinted at him, and asked dissatisfiedly, "What does fate have to do with African chieftains?"
Xie Yizhou couldn't see his expression, and explained: "That's right, people with good fate generally don't..."
Bai Siqiao interrupted him in a bad tone, "You are so lucky that that thing wants to eat him when it sees him?"
Xie Yizhou nodded.
Bai Siqiao immediately looked at his brother, "Look, the master has already said that you are so wrong, monkeys are greedy when they see you."
Bai Siting's eyes widened, "Me?"
"Yes, it's you," Bai Siqiao pushed him from behind, "Go back to sleep, kids won't grow taller if they stay up late."
Bai Siting always felt that something was wrong, but couldn't find evidence, "Here, why don't I show you?"
"Don't look, I've run out of money." Bai Siqiao pushed him away, "Hurry up and go to sleep!"
Bai Siting especially couldn't understand his brother's brain circuit, "It's all like this, you still want to go back to sleep?"
"Then why not? Keep your eyes wide open and wait until dawn?" Bai Siqiao looked at the time, "How about we go climbing?"
"No," Bai Siting flatly refused, and a monkey popped out halfway, what should I do if it wanted to eat him?This time no one came out to save them. "I'm not going, I'm going to bed, and we'll go home at dawn."
Bai Siqiao flickered: "Go, don't regret it."
"I don't regret it at all. It's too exciting. I'm afraid that if I go up the mountain with you, I'll pick up a corpse halfway."
"Nonsense! The masters have already said that you are the one who is the worst." Bai Siqiao pushed his younger brother in, and suddenly remembered that he had helped Xie Yizhou clean up the corpse, and he hadn't washed his hands yet.
He looked at his own hands, and then at Bai Siting's body, okay, a pair of dirty handprints.
Bai Siting turned his head and asked in puzzlement, "What's wrong?"
Bai Siqiao said with a serious face: "Go back and change your clothes, don't want this one."
Bai Siting did not suspect him, "It's really unlucky, let's leave everything behind and don't want anything. By the way, take a shower before leaving."
Needless to say, Bai Siqiao is going to take a shower now.
After the two brothers lay down and looked up at the sky, Bai Siting asked worriedly: "No one came to see us this time, right?"
Bai Siqiao comforted him: "Don't worry, the little Taoist priest is downstairs, and he will leave tomorrow morning."
Bai Siting instantly felt relieved, and after being nervous, he felt exhausted, and fell asleep after turning over a few times.
Bai Siqiao closed his eyes, and in a daze, he found someone lying beside him. The familiar smell made the corners of Bai Siqiao's mouth twitch, "Why did you come here?"
Mu Ke lay on his side, leaning on his head with one arm, pinched Bai Siqiao's face with the other hand, "Hello, I'm a staff member of the crematorium."
Bai Siqiao opened his eyes, "Hush, keep your voice down."
Mu Ke lowered his head, leaned close to Bai Siqiao's ear, and repeated, "Hello, I'm a staff member of the crematorium."
The two faced each other, with warm breath on their necks, Bai Siqiao opened his eyes wide and said awkwardly, "Did you hear that?"
Mu Ke raised his eyebrows, "How will you introduce me to your family in the future? Tell them I work in a crematorium?"
Bai Siqiao suppressed a smile, "Don't worry, I'll change your job next time."
"What do you plan to change to next time? You tell me in advance, so I can be mentally prepared."
Mu Ke hugged Bai Siqiao's waist tightly with one hand. The two of them were too close, and they could feel each other's heartbeat. The soft whispers in the dark environment magnified the ambiguity infinitely. Bai Siqiao quietly blushed, " There is no need to be so anxious.”
Mu Ke looked at him quietly, his eyes getting darker and darker.Bai Siqiao didn't dare to look at him. It's not like the two of them slept in the same bed before in a dangerous environment. It's just that they didn't want to sleep at that time, and they had to be on guard against external dangers at all times. If they were not careful, they would die. , There is no time or mood to think about so many things.
At this time, in such a comfortable environment, Bai Siqiao blushed uncontrollably when Mu Ke looked at him with such eyes. The eyes were too aggressive and possessive, and he couldn't bear it.
Mu Ke suddenly leaned over and kissed Bai Siqiao on the forehead.
Bai Siqiao's eyes widened, but he didn't respond.
Mu Ke narrowed his eyes slightly, leaned over again, and kissed the corner of Bai Siqiao's mouth.
With a blushing face, Bai Siqiao punched Mu Ke in the stomach, making an inch!
"You still haven't said how you got here?"
Mu Ke grabbed his hand with a smile, "I sensed that you were in danger, so I came over to take a look, but Xie Yizhou ruined the hero's plan to save the beauty."
Speaking of this, Bai Siqiao felt aggrieved, "Am I really wrong? I haven't been so wrong before. Could it be that it is added together with the original owner's wrong, wrong on top of wrong?"
Mu Ke's cold and deep voice was extraordinarily gentle at this moment, and he whispered, "Because you are so good in other areas, no matter how lucky you are, how unfair is God?"
It has to be said that this kind of sweet talk made Bai Siqiao happy, and the unhappiness in his heart was instantly dispelled. Whether it was right or wrong was not important anymore.
Mu Ke lowered his head, the two looked at each other, and the atmosphere instantly heated up.At this moment, Bai Siting on the next bed turned over, and Bai Siqiao remembered his younger brother, poked Mu Ke, "Go to sleep next door, and he won't be able to explain clearly when he sees it."
Mu Ke was heartbroken, and asked aggrievedly, "You drove me away because of this brat?"
"I'm afraid I can't explain clearly. I have a family now, so I have to be more careful." Bai Siqiao held Mu Ke's face with both hands, and quickly kissed him on the mouth, originally wanting to comfort him, He didn't expect to be pressed up by Mu Ke in the next second.
Strong and domineering, he never gave Bai Siqiao a chance to refuse, and Mu Ke didn't let him go until Bai Siqiao couldn't breathe.Rubbing Bai Siqiao's lips with dry fingertips, his eyes became darker and darker, "Are you going with me?"
Bai Siqiao blushed and kicked him, "Get lost!"
Mu Ke chuckled, and kissed Bai Siqiao's forehead again, full of cherishment and pampering, "Okay, I'll listen to you."
After Mu Ke left, Bai Siqiao buried his face in the pillow, going crazy!
System: "You may be so wrong because the system has made adjustments. Whenever you encounter unlucky things, the emotional value you receive will increase."
Bai Siqiao said angrily, "Can you shut down at this time?"
system:"……"
"I'll kill you sooner or later!"
System: "Calm down, I've seen this kind of thing a lot, the previous host could raise dozens of little lovers, how can you be so worthless like you? You can't handle any of them."
Bai Siqiao just wanted to kill it, clicked on the system and studied it again, "You always talk about the previous host, how did you use the merit points of the previous host?"
System: "I don't know."
"Ok?"
System: "The previous host has no merit points."
Bai Siqiao asked suspiciously: "With so many hosts, you haven't done anything good? Even if it's deception, you've done something to help people, right?"
The system thought for a long time, "I remembered, my sixth host once showed kindness and saved a child who was very similar to him in childhood, but he didn't get merit points."
"What happened to that kid?"
System: "That kid worked as an apprentice in a pawn shop and became the big boss."
"Just like that, you didn't get merit points?"
System: "No."
"Does this system have no merit points before?"
System: "I don't know. Because no host has ever done such a good thing like you."
Bai Siqiao was silent for a while, "When you escaped, you must have lost a lot of energy."
The system crashed and said: "It's too difficult!"
Bai Siqiao closed the system page, "I understand, go to bed."
The system was at a loss, "What do you understand? You are sleeping, and I can't sleep."
Bai Siqiao said angrily, "Shut up, or I'll call Mu Ke back right now and take you back."
System: "...I'm sorry."
In the morning of the next day, the two brothers cleaned up and didn't even eat lunch. Taking advantage of the high sun, the two returned home.
Bai Zhenjiang happened to be at home. Seeing the two of them coming back so early, he put down the newspaper in his hand and asked with a smile, "Why did you come back so soon? Did you have fun?"
Bai Siting's face was numb, "Happy."
Bai Siqiao poked him from behind, "Smile, you don't look very happy."
Bai Siting asked his father tiredly, "Didn't you watch the news?"
Bai Zhenjiang picked up the newspaper, "I'm reading it now. I pay attention to the financial newspaper and the national news."
"Okay." Bai Siting didn't want to say any more, let alone remember, and was about to go back to his room to rest. Mrs. Bai hurried downstairs, "I was just about to call you to come back. What's the matter, Si Qiao? Why are you talking again?" Fished a head? I just saw people saying on the Internet that you are the reincarnation of a non-chief, and it will be bad luck to go out with you."
Bai Zhenjiang's expression changed, "What's going on?"
Before Bai Siqiao could explain, Bai Siting said coldly, "It's not his fault, it's me."
Mrs. Bai glared at her son, "What nonsense are you talking about? You didn't catch it. There is no blame for this kind of thing, we have to quickly find a master to show your brother."
Anyway, that meant that Bai Siqiao's identity as a possession of bad luck had to be confirmed, making his father jealous.
Bai Siting calmly explained: "I really don't blame my brother for what happened this time. We met a strange thing in the mountains. He said my life was good and he wanted to eat me. If it wasn't for the help of this person my brother caught We, I might be dead."
Mrs. Bai was confused, what strange thing?Why did you help them even after you died?
Bai Siting sighed, "You don't need to inquire, anyway, it's not my brother's fault."
When the couple heard this, they suddenly realized that Bai Siting was speaking for Bai Siqiao.Bai Zhenjiang smiled gratifiedly, what he hoped most was for the two brothers to reconcile.
Madam Bai was different, she looked at her son worriedly, and Bai Siqiao's eyes became more and more unfriendly, what happened in the past two days?Her son seems to be a different person. He still calls Bai Siqiao brother, is he crazy?
Sensing that his stepmother's malicious mood was on the rise again, Bai Siqiao shrugged helplessly. The love-hate relationship between the stepmother and the original owner, what can he do?
Sensing his mother's expression was wrong, Bai Siting pushed his glasses, "Going out this time, my brother saved my life."
Madam Bai's eyes widened in shock, "This..."
Bai Siqiao was also surprised that the child lied.
Bai Siting didn't want to talk anymore, so he went upstairs with his luggage, and when he was about to reach the second floor, he stopped suddenly and said without looking back, "If you dare to tell my embarrassing things, I won't recognize you."
Bai Siqiao spread his hands, "Stop asking, I dare not tell."
The couple were dumbfounded, what kind of development is this?
Bai Siting turned on the sleep mode, and never mentioned that matter.Bai Siqiao was thinking about how to apply to move out.It's not a single heart, there will always be friction after a long time, family members are just family members to him, he will do what a son should do, but he will not please anyone in order to get something.
Bai Siting slept too much during the day and couldn't sleep at night. After writing two test papers, he suddenly heard rustling sounds outside the window.
He stood up and saw a bone-like woman climbing up to his balcony, her eyes staring straight at him, "Have you seen my child?"
What the hell!
again? !
Bai Siting is going crazy!Why is he so unlucky? !
This woman gave him exactly the same feeling as that man, wouldn't it be the one who was beaten up and the one who got old?How old is it?
Bai Siting felt his scalp go numb, and his hair was about to stand on end. He pinched himself hard to calm himself down, and while stepping back to the door, he said, "What child? I didn't see you."
The woman said sinisterly: "Nonsense! You smell like him! I went to Wanghuai Mountain to look for it. You have seen him, right? Your soul smells so good..."
She stared greedily at Bai Siting, and crawled in slowly. Bai Siting's legs were so weak, she felt that she was now a big sweet and delicious cake, and anyone who saw it wanted to take a bite.
The more nervous he became, the calmer he became, and he pushed his glasses habitually, "Oh, you said that person, I know, he went to Taklamakan after leaving Wanghuai Mountain, you go out and turn left, keep walking, and you see a bunch of Sand, here we come."
The woman was hesitating whether what he said was true, but Bai Siting had already rushed out and ran to Bai Siqiao's room, "Brother! Help me!!"
Bai Siqiao was doing mock exam questions, when Bai Siting rushed in in a panic, interrupting his train of thought, he put down his pen, "What's wrong?"
Bai Siting said anxiously: "That thing is fucking found, what should I do?"
"Who the hell?"
[System Alert: Dangerous!Attention the host, there are a lot of evil spirits appearing! 】
Bai Siqiao had no choice but to close his glasses again, the woman had already chased him over, Bai Siqiao saw the strong evil spirit on her body, and pinched his forehead, this thing gave him a headache even more than doing a problem.
The woman's body was very stiff, like a corpse that was forced to walk. After seeing the monkey that crawled out of the body last time, Bai Siqiao understood what was going on. This thing killed innocent people again!
He pulled Bai Siting behind him, "What do you want to do?"
Bai Siting's reaction just now obviously angered her, the woman said angrily: "I'm looking for my child! You took my child away!"
Bai Siqiao said with disdain: "Go out and turn left and walk eight hundred miles. There is a place called Liusha River. Your child is there."
Bai Siting whispered, "I just told her to go to the Taklamakan Desert to look for it."
"You're playing tricks on me!" The woman rushed forward, and Bai Siqiao dragged his brother and ran away. Look, this is what happens if you don't make a good confession!
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