I am a beast! [interstellar]

Because of her young age and her cub who had just cheated on her, Tu Shanjiu had no chance to refute at all, and the one who was kicked out of the show acted as a bride.

Even, because he is not as incommunicable as Jody, and he is not touched, the enthusiastic teacher Linda even put on "bridal makeup" for him.

Even though she only wore colored lipstick and the brows were a little red, she looked like a New Year's picture doll, but it was enough for Tu Shanjiu to feel ashamed and angry.

It was because of his reluctance that he didn't ask Teacher Linda to help him apply blush, otherwise he would definitely explode on the spot.

Especially when everyone else was saying he fit better and looked better in a dress than Jody.

Exhausted physically and mentally, he wanted to read black history, but he didn't want to perform it himself!

But someone added fuel to the fire.

Teacher Linda, who took good photos and recorded the whole process, was holding Zhinao with a happy expression on her face: "I have to send the photos to Moments, so that everyone can know how cute we Jiujiu are!"

Others expressed that they would also pass a copy to them, and even Dean Lehman coughed lightly and said he wanted a copy too.

This orphanage is hopeless!

After Tu Shanjiu was ashesed with a distraught face, he was sent to the "church pulpit (actually a table)" arm in arm by "father" Meina and held another wedding with Jody standing there, but this time it was the character exchange.

This should have been the case, but this time after Justin read the oath, Millie and Mena suddenly became more serious.

Millie, who was a playwright, said to her "daughter" lovingly, "Daughter, you should say I am willing and wait for your groom to kiss you."

Mena also nodded with a serious face and said: "Yes, a wedding without vows and kisses is not perfect."

God is not perfect, Tu Shanjiu almost couldn't help rolling his eyes at them, and then said "I do" perfunctorily.

The most embarrassing black history has already been experienced, is there still a sentence missing?

Finish talking earlier and end sooner, he has reached the limit of his patience with the princess dress on his body.

For his obedience, the "parents" were very pleased, and they turned their heads to toss their "son-in-law": "Jodi, now it's time for you to say I am willing, so that you can kiss your bride."

Jody looked at them blankly, without any reaction.

Tu Shanjiu, who just wanted to end it quickly, said hastily: "He hasn't learned how to speak yet, so let's go without saying."

"Okay, then the groom can kiss the bride.

The groom still doesn't give face.

Millie had a helpless expression of "Why do I have such a stupid son-in-law", and sighed, "Oh brother Jiujiu didn't kiss the bride before, so let the bride kiss the groom this time."

Mena nodded: "Well, dear, you are right, dear girl, please kiss quickly, and then we can cut the cake."

Why does it matter so much when it's his turn to be the bride? !

The loveless Tu Shanjiu approached Jody under the urging eyes of everyone, and smacked his face, leaving a bright red lip mark on it.

Millie was still not satisfied: "Oh, dear girl, you should kiss his lips!"

"Good girl" had to kiss again.

Fortunately, there was a child on the opposite side, otherwise he really wouldn't be able to talk.

Before the two little girls continued to mess with each other, Tu Shanjiu chose to escape.

Before leaving, he told them very considerately: "Grandma Laiman seems to have corrected the exam papers, are you going to take a look?"

Girls and boys who don't want to continue to talk about their studies at this time: ... No, we don't remember how we answered the questions just now, and we don't want to read the exam papers at all.

Dean Lehman, who was still showing a faint smile on his face, turned serious after his reminder, and his voice sounded a little cold: "Yes, they need to take a good look at the test papers they made, to be honest. This score makes me very dissatisfied."

The four people who were having a good time at first had no time to deal with Tu Shanjiu, who was running away, and they walked up to Dean Laiman like a frosted cabbage to be scolded.

Declining Teacher Linda's help, Tu Shanjiu took off his skirt in twos and threes—he still wore his own short sleeves and pants inside anyway—and gave it to her, and ran away with Jody.

The urine escape is fake, but he needs to go back and wash his face!

In front of the sink, Tu Shanjiu stepped on a small stool and tiptoed to wash her face with a towel, while complaining to Jody: "The children nowadays are really scary, and none of the children I have seen before can play with this, and why do they Why don't you be the bride and groom yourself?"

Tu Shanjiu, who was washing his face, suddenly felt that someone around him pulled his clothes. The water on his face made him temporarily unable to respond, and he wanted to know who the owner of that little hand was.

"willing……"

"Ok?"

A familiar voice rang out in the strangeness, and Tu Shanjiu raised his face from the hot towel, his face full of astonishment.

In the mirror in front of the sink, a small face half covered by the sink looked straight at him, and his own image was reflected in his black eyes.

Tu Shanjiu turned his head and looked at the little boy who was a little shorter because he was standing on the stool. He couldn't believe his guess: "Jodi, did you just talk?"

The little black-haired boy didn't answer him, but stubbornly pulled his clothes again, as if he wanted to express something.

Tu Shanjiu didn't know what he wanted to express, but he was sure that there was nothing wrong with his ears, and the voice just now must have come from him.

So he didn't give any response, just looked at him.

The doctor said that facing the current Jody, don't follow him too much, but try to guide him to express his thoughts.

That's why Tu Shanjiu has been trying to get Jody to study with him, but unfortunately with little success.

Now that Jody had spoken up himself, of course he had to wait for him to speak.

Probably seeing that he didn't respond, Jody became a little anxious, his face wrinkled, and his whole body was full of anxiety. He pulled Tu Shanjiu's clothes off again, this time with a stronger force than before.

If it were another person, he might be pulled off the stool by him.

But how could Tu Shanjiu be shaken by his strength? Not only did he not move, but he turned back and continued to wash his face.

After washing your face, you need to apply some children's body lotion. If you don't apply it, there will be no fragrance on your face. Teacher Linda will blame him when you go out later.

Probably because of his attitude, Jody, who was already anxious, finally got anxious and pulled hard again. Tu Shanjiu felt that he heard the tearing sound of clothes being ripped.

But he couldn't care less about that now, because Jody finally spoke.

"willing……"

"willing"

"I am willing!"

From the unsmooth at the beginning to the loud narration later, the transition time is not slow, and it is more urgent every time.

Of course Tu Shanjiu understood what he was talking about, this was the wedding vow he had just said before.

But tell him what to do now.

He wiped away the lotion on his face casually, then turned to look at him: "What do you want?"

Do you still want to play house with him?

No, he refused even if it was his own cub, there is no need to discuss it!

Tu Shanjiu has always known that Jody actually understands the outside world very well. He is just indifferent and only lives in his own world, not really knowing nothing.

His high IQ is there, and that is not a false statistic.

That's why it is necessary to guide him to get in touch with the outside world and let him integrate into it instead of being dissociated from it.

Seeing Tu Shanjiu turned his head, Jody's eyes, which had been gradually brightening recently, finally shone with starlight.

I yelled again, "I do," and looked at him expectantly.

It's a pity that Tu Shanjiu still doesn't quite understand what he wants to express: "If you want to play house, I won't accompany you unless you are the bride in the future."

But Jody wasn't trying to play house.

Seeing that Tu Shanjiu didn't do what he thought, Jody rushed to pull him again.

And this time, he not only went to pull people, but also climbed onto the stool by himself.

This small stool is prepared for the convenience of (they are short) children. It is made of wood splicing, like an upside-down box. The height is about the same as a ladder. Don’t worry about standing on it. A Jody stood up, and the small stool was still absolutely not overturned.

It was the two children standing on it together, somewhat crowded, Tu Shanjiu stretched out his arms and hugged Jody, who was almost pounced on him, so as not to let him fall.

And Jody, who didn't care about whether he would fall or not, just rushed forward without saying anything, and leaned closer to Tu Shanjiu, first smacked his face, and then smacked his mouth.

The kiss made his face drool.

After finishing all this, he repeated that sentence to Tu Shanjiu in anticipation: "I am willing!"

Okay, you do, know you do.

Now Tu Shanjiu understood what he wanted to do.

Obviously, Jody remembered the content of the play just now, and used his little head, which should be very smart, but it is obviously not yet grown up, to connect "I do" with the kiss.

When he said I would, he actually asked Tu Shanjiu to kiss him.

What can Tu Shanjiu do?Facing the look of anticipation on his son's face, of course he could only kiss him.

After kissing the cheeks, Tu Shanjiu covered Jody's face with the towel in his hand without any explanation, and covered his pouting mouth by the way.

"Hurry up and wash it off, what kind of kiss is it with your mouth full of saliva?"

The author says:

It’s the first time I tried childhood sweetheart CP, I hope it won’t be too discordant_(:з」∠)_