Provoking his ex-uncle in Survival Variety Show

Chapter 65 Provoking Day 65·【Part 1】

"The first group is led by Mr. Jiang and Jane." Huang Daheng reported the process.

The order is arranged according to the numbers drawn by the guests. +123 corresponds to the order of appearance. Jiang Cheng and Jian Xingce are in the first group, Jian Sui and Su Nuannuan are in the second group, and Jiang Xinghao and Bai Li are the last.

"You two, please stand still and put on costumes!" Huang Daheng shouted, making Jiang Cheng and Jian Xingce stand side by side.

Jiang Cheng was slightly surprised when he heard the words: "What props and costumes?"

Huang Daheng smirked "hehe", raised his eyebrows and said, "Mr. Jiang doesn't think he just let you play like this, does he? How boring is it to cross the single-plank bridge?"

Jiang Cheng: "..."

Soon, the staff of the props team brought up the costumes. One was a huge doll costume of a wolf with a big tail, and the other was a doll costume of a little white rabbit. They would have big heads and brains when they were put on. The situation is gone.

Jiang Cheng was speechless. He glanced at the ten-meter "single-plank bridge" prepared on the stage. No wonder it was so short. It was estimated to be only fifty or sixty centimeters high. Just like that, a protective mat was laid underneath to prevent the guests from falling.

Wearing this puppet costume, you have to turn the person dizzy before walking, so the probability of falling off is not small.

"If you fall, you have to start over!" Huang Daheng reminded him friendly.

Jiang Cheng looked at Jian Xingce, and offered to sell the puppet costume of the big-tailed wolf—no matter how he looked at it, he felt that the little white rabbit and Team Jane didn't match at all. He was afraid that he would see him wearing the little white rabbit puppet costume later. Team Jane laughed so hard that he fell down the single-plank bridge.

The two put on their doll costumes in full view of the public.

Su Nuannuan came up and touched the rabbit in Jiangcheng with a smile on her face, pinched the rabbit's ears, and pinched the short rabbit's tail ball behind her.

"It's so cute, Mr. Jiang!!" Su Nuannuan whispered, "It feels so good!"

Jiang Cheng corrected: "The doll clothes are cute and feel good, please pay attention to the subject."

"No, it's because Mr. Jiang is twice as cute after wearing the rabbit doll costume." Su Nuannuan vetoed it.

Jiang Cheng: "..."

"Okay, okay, please restrain yourself, lady, and don't touch our contestants." Huang Daheng came out to tease, and briefly left Su Nuannuan.

Jian Xingce took a look at Jiang Cheng, and suddenly reached out and pinched Jiang Cheng's rabbit's tail. Because of the angle, Jiang Cheng didn't see it.

"The team leader is still pinching." Su Nuannuan said.

Jiang Cheng turned his head to look, Jian Xingce had withdrawn his hand, and his whole body was covered by the doll of the big bad wolf. At first glance, he looked like a wolf with a big tail staring at him.

Jiang Cheng's eyelids twitched, and when he blinked and looked again, he felt dazzled, and it was clearly the upright Captain Jian.

"It's an internal emotional exchange between teammates, please don't interfere with this lady." Huang Daheng was serious.

Su Nuannuan: "..."

"Okay, okay, have the two contestants adapted to our puppet costumes? Then get ready, first the elephant's nose will go round and round, ten times!" Huang Daheng began to count.

On the field, a big bad wolf and a little white rabbit stood ridiculously side by side, bowed their heads and began to circle around.

"There are three laps, two laps, one lap! That's enough!" Huang Daheng stood aside, reporting the count, while reaching out his hand to help at any time, just in case someone gets dizzy and accidentally falls.

Huang Daheng saw that Jiang Cheng and Jian Xingce were both standing firm, and immediately said: "Hurry up! The little white rabbit and the big bad wolf are hurrying up the single-plank bridge hand in hand!"

Jiang Cheng's head was covered in a puppet costume, and he felt as if he was half-beating when he heard Huang Daheng's words, but soon, he felt his hand being grasped by the person next to him, leading him forward, and Jane came from beside him. Xing Ce asked in a low voice: "Dizzy? Can you go?"

"Yes." Jiang Cheng reacted quickly this time, and immediately grabbed Jian Xingce's hand with his backhand.

Jian Xingce dominated the direction, and the two of them basically could not see the road under their feet, and could only walk based on the distance perception of the single-plank bridge in memory.

"Go two steps forward and lift your feet to get on the bridge." Jian Xingce said.

Huang Daheng and the others stood on both sides to watch, and they were more nervous than the contestants. Su Nuannuan whispered to Jane, "Hey, it doesn't look like it's very difficult."

"Haven't you worn this kind of doll costume before?" Jian then asked Su Nuannuan.

Su Nuannuan shook her head.

"I wore it for a movie before, and my vision would be greatly affected after wearing it. It's hard to control the distance between my feet and the road, so this is not easy." Jian then said.

"I think the team leader doesn't seem to be affected, wow, they're going up!" Su Nuannuan whispered.

Jane twitched the corner of her mouth, and was slapped by Su Nuannuan on the arm. He said, "As we all know, the leader is the leader."

Su Nuannuan: "..."

Well, she already understood that it was Jane Tianwang who was vaccinating her.

"Can others remind me?" Su Nuannuan asked Huang Daheng, and immediately thought of looking for off-site assistance later.

"Okay." Huang Daheng changed the subject, "However, it is up to you to distinguish whether the reminders given by others are true or not. After all, everyone is in a competitive relationship."

Su Nuannuan: "..."

She looked at Jian Xingce and Jiang Cheng. They had just walked a third of the single-plank bridge. She turned her eyes and immediately walked to the side of Jiang Cheng to interfere: "Teacher Jiang, be careful, there is still half the distance ahead, hold on tight." !"

"Ah, Mr. Jiang is on the wrong side, on the wrong side! Be careful not to fall off!"

"If you fall down, all your previous efforts will be for naught!"

"Teacher Jiang, move to the left quickly, the center of gravity will be wrong!"

Hearing the words, Jiang Cheng subconsciously listened to Su Nuannuan's words and moved a little to the left. Immediately afterwards, the little white rabbit puppet wobbled to the side and fell on the cushion.

When Jiang Cheng lost his balance, he subconsciously let go of Jian Xingce's hand, so as not to drag Team Jian down and fall, but Jian Xingce subconsciously tried to pull but failed.

Jiang Cheng sat down on the cushion angrily and amusedly, it was a great shame.

He looked at Su Nuannuan: "It's my fault that I trust you so much!"

"Hey, hey, soldiers never tire of cheating." Su Nuannuan laughed so hard that she couldn't stand up, and she didn't expect that Mr. Jiang, who is so good at everything, would really be fooled by herself and fell off the single-plank bridge. Jiang Cheng pulled up.

Huang Daheng and the others looked stunned at the side, and when they saw Su Nuannuan coming to pull Jiangcheng, they realized that they hurried over to help lift up the bulky Teacher Jiang who was wearing a little white rabbit doll costume.

Jian Xingce jumped off the single-plank bridge and walked over to see, "Are you all right?"

Jiang Cheng sighed: "Shame."

He patted the buttocks of the puppet suit, and the white rabbit tail hairs were all gray.

"Teacher Jiang and the team leader, please take their place and challenge again!" Huang Daheng looked funny, cleared his throat, and got back to the topic, "The timer will continue to start!"

Jiang Cheng hurriedly pulled Jian Xingce back to his original position, and hurriedly said, "Hurry up, hurry up, you can't lose."

Jian Xingce looked at Jiang Cheng's faint sense of victory and defeat aroused in his eyes, and couldn't help but curl his lips into a smile. The two hurriedly turned around ten times, and once again set foot on the single-plank bridge hand in hand.

Jian Xingce could even feel that Jiang Cheng's palm was hotter than before.

Su Nuannuan and Jian Sui still stood beside Jiangcheng, taking turns to interfere with the bombardment:

"Mr. Jiang, Mr. Jiang, the direction is wrong! Come here!"

"Listen to me, I won't hurt you this time! Really!"

"What kind of friendship is this between us, a life-threatening friendship! How could I harm you, Mr. Jiang!"

"Go right, go right!"

"Be careful with your feet!"

Jiang Cheng was so quarreled that one head and two big, the corners of his mouth twitched, but no one listened.

Jian Xingce grabbed his hand and said in a deep voice, "Just listen to me."

The little rabbit in Jiangcheng nodded his head: "Speak louder, those people are making trouble, and I can't hear you clearly."

Jian Xingce laughed when he heard the words, and seemed to be able to see Jiang Cheng mumbling with his mouth curled up through the bulky doll costume.

"Don't let go this time." Jian Xingce said, "Even if you stray, I can catch you back."

Jiang Cheng laughed.

Jian Xingce then added another sentence: "Drop it one more time, and order a drink."

Jiang Cheng: "..."

Jiang Cheng couldn't help but tightened his grip a little more, that's not okay, the ruthless words just uttered, and when he turned around, he was pierced by the boomerang?It's too embarrassing.

"Go three steps forward and get off the single-plank bridge." Jian Xingce said.

Jiang Cheng responded, and even the steps taken by the two were almost the same distance, three steps were three steps, Huang Daheng and the others couldn't help but bend down and take a closer look——

"Isn't this too unscientific?! Why are you two so evenly spaced when you step out??" Su Nuannuan's eyes widened.

After successfully crossing the single-plank bridge, Jiang Cheng took off the bunny doll costume on his body, and grinned when he heard this: "Secret."

Are these basic skills just for display when they are practicing correct steps?It's all trivial.

"Welcome to the next session! Shiatsu board!" Huang Daheng led Jiang Cheng and Jian Xingce to the 20-meter Shiatsu board session.

Jiang Cheng and Jian Xingce were required to take off their socks and put on the shiatsu board with bare feet.

"Teammates are only allowed to pass the 20-meter shiatsu board in the posture of riding a horse! During this period, the riders riding on the body must not land on their feet, and the landing must start again, starting from the circle!" Huang Daheng reminded.

"The two contestants, rock-paper-scissors, the winner rides the loser... No discussion is allowed!" Huang Daheng quickly announced the rules, thinking of the tacit understanding between Jiangcheng and the team leader that they can select supplies on the vast shelves with just a glance, and immediately Inserting his large body horizontally between the two, he added, "Don't look at each other!"

This provision is only for the Jiangcheng group.

"The two stood back to back, I counted to three, and punched together!" Huang Daheng said.

Jiang Cheng didn't even think about cheating, seeing Huang Daheng's cautious look made him laugh.

He turned his back, and when he heard Huang Daheng count to one, he punched out a fist.

"Oh oh oh——" In the next second, he heard a burst of booing and cheering from the field.

Jiang Cheng turned his head to look, and saw that Team Jane had released a cloth.

"Teacher Jiang! Stand up!" Su Nuannuan put her hands around her mouth in the shape of a small trumpet, and yelled to join in the fun.

Jian Xingce turned around, and saw Jiang Cheng staring at his cloth with a fist raised, his eyes piercing.

Jian Xingce: "..."

He silently put away his hands and put his back behind his back.

"Although it's not that I want to ride you, it would be much easier if you lost." Jiang Cheng looked at Jian Xingce sincerely, and at the same time spurned himself who was already very willing to be lazy.

From frugality to extravagance is easy, from extravagance to frugality is difficult.

"That's all, let's ride up." Jiang Cheng turned his back and squatted down, signaling Jian Xing to ride on his upper body.

Take it as a test of his weight-bearing fitness effect during this period of time.

Jian Xingce looked at Jiang Cheng's body, touched his nose, and had no choice but to bite the bullet and ask Jiang Cheng to carry him on his back.

Jiang Cheng almost swayed when he got up, and was pulled by Huang Daheng to stabilize himself.

It would be fine if he could stand up, Jiang Cheng adjusted his posture a little, let out a breath, and immediately stepped onto the acupressure board.

"Hiss—" Jiang Cheng gasped, the pain was so sore that one could just sit down on the ground.

Seeing this, Jian Xingce frowned.

"It's okay, it's okay." Jiang Cheng said quickly, not daring to stay on the acupressure board any longer, carrying Jian Xingce on his shoulders, walking like flying, and quickly ran across the finish line in one breath.

The faster you run, the less pain you will feel in your feet.

There were cushions piled up at the finish line, and as soon as they passed the finish line, Jiang Cheng sat down on the cushions as soon as Team Jane was put down.

He has run 1000 meters with his teammates on his back, and he is not so embarrassed. It is really abnormal to put an acupressure board under his feet.

Jian Xingce couldn't help but pull Jiang Cheng up. Jiang Cheng's feet felt painful when he stepped on the cushion, and the corners of his eyes were reddened by the physical pain.

Huang Daheng took a closer look, a handsome guy is also a handsome guy who suffers from pain, especially the handsome guy with long hair has red eyes, that's really...

The screams of the audience can explain everything.

"Oh my god, Mr. Jiang is crying!" Su Nuannuan gasped.

Hearing the words, Jiang Cheng immediately looked over. He held back the pained expression just now, and quickly retorted: "Who was crying in pain? It was a stimulated...physiological reaction."

Jian Xingce frowned slightly and looked over, and saw that Jiang Cheng seemed to be in good spirits, but his eyes were indeed red around the corners of the eyes. If Jiang Cheng's expression was any worse, everyone who saw him would have to scold him. The program group is not human.

"Why do you have red eyes so easily?" Jian Xingce sighed softly. When they first met, Jiang Cheng also came to him with red eyes.

Huang Daheng laughed when he heard the words, and said: "My grandma said that children who are prone to red eyes are painful."

Jian Xingce subconsciously nodded slightly.

Jiang Cheng looked over in a daze, it sounded like he was crying all the time, it clearly had nothing to do with his subjective will!

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