Provoking his ex-uncle in Survival Variety Show

Jian Xingce looked at Jiang Cheng with a smile that was not a smile: "How were you doing back then?"

"..." Jiang Cheng rubbed the back of his head and smiled dryly, "Anyway, doesn't Team Jane know all about it? There have always been many legends and stories about Team Jane."

He flicked along the "personal design" guessed by Jian Xingce before. Anyway, Team Jian believed that he was expelled, so he was not afraid if he said it. He looked at Jian Xingce calmly, blinked and joked: "Tsk, Captain Jane doesn't know anything about his own charm."

Jian Xingce met Jiang Cheng's gaze, and Jiang Cheng's peach-leaf-like eyes blinked at him, as skinny as a kitten stretched out its paw and scratched it lightly, playing a prank.

His heart suddenly missed a beat.

Jian Xingce quickly came back to his senses, his eyes flickered: "I'm not interested in being a flower peacock."

"That's not what he said—" Jiang Cheng drew his voice.

Jian Xingce interrupted and chased people away: "Okay, stop talking nonsense, and go to sleep after drying."

"Yes!" Jiang Cheng replied with a grin.

He looked at Team Jane's back in a hurry, grinned, and successfully drove Team Jane away with his strength, he was really amazing.

The night passed.

The first ray of sunshine shone on the island, without layers of shade from the branches and leaves of the forest, the sun shone radiantly, and even before Jian Xingce asked people to wake up, the guests were already so annoyed by the sun that they couldn’t sleep any more. Reluctantly got up.

"Today seems to be a good weather, the rain is over and the sky is clear!" Huang Daheng stretched his waist, turned to Jiangcheng and said.

Jiang Cheng nodded slightly, and while tidying up the clothes hanging by the bonfire to dry yesterday, he said, "I hope this good weather can last forever."

"Be optimistic, Mr. Jiang, we won't be so unlucky!" Huang Daheng laughed.

Three nights and two nights of rain?Not so not so.

Jiang Cheng shrugged his shoulders and said nothing. According to his experience, the color of the sea water has become darker than before, which is not a good signal.

But just looking at this point, we can't be 100% sure of anything. If the weather forecast can be determined so easily, then the Meteorological Bureau is not needed.

"Ms. Jiang's clothes are so neatly folded!" Su Nuannuan walked over after washing, and saw Jiang Cheng folded the clothes and put them in the hiking bag. She felt that the professional organizers she hired were not as neat and beautiful as Jiang Cheng's. .

The clothes are all angular, neat, and of the same size and shape.

Jiang Cheng smiled when he heard the words. This kind of housekeeping habit can basically not be changed. It is estimated that all those who have served in the army are like this. When they were in the recruit company, they were often thrown out by the squad leader for bedding, clothes, and trousers.

——If you encounter a pervert, you will throw it in the toilet.

He put away his clothes and asked Su Nuannuan, "Did you rest well last night?"

"I fell asleep in the middle of the night, and there was a fire burning. It was a different feeling, warm and at ease." Su Nuannuan said.

Jiang Cheng nodded, and went to check a few mineral water bottles after the rain last night—the harvest was quite fruitful, almost every bottle was filled, and the caps were screwed on, adding up to almost three liters.

He put away the fresh water bottle, looked around, and asked, "Where is Team Jane?"

"In the sea." Su Nuannuan replied, pointing far away, "Well, the team leader said that today may not be suitable for us to go into the water, so he went down to see the situation first."

Huang Daheng laughed and said: "The team leader is too careful, this is a shallow sea, the water is at most chest deep, nothing can happen."

Hearing the words, Jiang Cheng looked over, shook his head and said, "That's really not the case. On the contrary, most drowning and attack accidents occur in shallow seas."

Huang Daheng and Su Nuannuan were a little surprised when they heard the words, they looked at Jiang Cheng: "Is it true?"

"What are you scaring you for? There are always sailors patrolling the holiday coast, isn't that why?" Jiang Cheng asked.

He pointed his finger down and tapped lightly: "Just standing here and looking at it, you can't see anything. It seems that the sea is calm and the years are quiet, but what about under the sea?"

"Even if the depth is less than two meters, the undercurrent under the sea can be complicated and turbulent, rolling people until they are exhausted." Although Jiang Cheng said it casually, his expression was not very serious, but Su Nuannuan and Huang Daheng couldn't help it Taking a deep breath, no one doubted the correctness of what Jiang Cheng said.

Hearing the sound of breathing in, Jiang Cheng finally looked away from Jian Xingce.

He turned to look at the two people beside him, and couldn't help but smile and comfort him: "But don't worry, the location of the resort coast itself will avoid reefs and places with many undercurrents, which is relatively much safer than this kind of seaside."

"Besides, there are lifeguards, as long as you don't go into the sea when the weather is bad, it's not a big problem." He said.

Huang Daheng hugged Jiang Cheng's shoulders, exaggerating and pretending to cry: "Mr. Jiang is really reliable. If I were a woman, I would definitely chase after Mr. Jiang."

"I suspect you are implying that I am not a woman." Su Nuannuan twitched the corners of her mouth.

"Goddess Su wants to start a career. That's different. I lose all my love thoughts." Huang Daheng responded very quickly.

Jiang Cheng watched the two quarreling with amusement, and interjected, "I have nothing to chase after. If you want me, I'll go after Team Jane. Team Jane's sense of security is full."

After he finished speaking, he saw Jane's footsteps walking towards him pause, and her expression became extremely complicated.

Jiang Cheng thought to himself, no way, this person hasn't stepped out of the trap of "fiancé" yet?

But soon, even Huang Daheng, who had just put his arms around his shoulders, let go of his arms, and stood restlessly looking at the sky and the ground, but he didn't look at him.

Su Nuannuan gave a complicated and inexplicable look, which made Jiangcheng a little confused.

"Huh? Chasing me?" Jian Xingce's voice came from behind Jiang Cheng.

Jiang Cheng: ...

Grass.

Fortunately, Jian Xingce didn't take advantage of Jiang Cheng's hilarious words, and walked over lightly.

Jiang Cheng didn't know how he came back from the brink of death, and was dragged back to the campfire by Huang Daheng.

"Teachers! It's time, we're going to broadcast live." Follow the filming PDs to check the time, and the broadcast will start on time at ten o'clock in the morning.

Jiang Cheng nodded absently.

His mind was full of regrets, he was careless, why did he say such shocking things in front of Team Jane?Team Jane won't misunderstand anything, right? ? ?

"Today there are complicated undercurrents in the shallow sea area, which is not suitable for going into the sea, so today we mainly spend time in the woods, and the main goal is still to find food and fresh water." Jian Xingce looked at the few guests standing in a row in front of him, His gaze finally fell on Jiang Cheng, who had his head down, paused for a second and then moved away.

"Everyone bring water bottles and daggers, take stock of your belongings, and prepare to follow."

[Wow!front row! 】

【So it rained last night! ?So curious! 】

【It looks like the beach is wet】

[I don’t know if the guests are really sleeping in hammocks or something, it’s a pity that there is no 24h live broadcast at night! 】

【Hope there will be an edited version】

[I'm going into the woods again, I thought I could relax today, sunbathe, play in the water or something]

[Please, survive, it’s not a vacation.But then again, if it just rained, is there anything to eat in the woods?Mushrooms don’t grow that fast, do they?]

Questions popped up on the barrage here, and the team also had the same questions. Huang Daheng asked Jiang Cheng in a low voice.

Jiang Cheng replied: "The forest where it has rained is actually the best place to find food. Small animals have come out, and small mammals like bamboo mice will be much slower in movement and sensitivity due to being wet by the rain, so It should be said that it is the best time to hunt."

Huang Daheng gave a soft "huh" and understood.

As long as Mr. Jiang and the team leader are not looking for bugs to eat, he will be fine.

Jian Xingce took Jiang Cheng's words and added: "But we must also be careful. When it comes to hunting, we are not the only ones who want to hunt."

Huang Daheng: 0.0

[Sloppily, suddenly goosebumps came up, what does the team leader mean? 】

【On how to turn a sentence into a ghost story】

【This is the food chain in nature...every creature is both a hunter and a catcher】

[But no matter what, people are always at the top of the food chain!We don't panic! 】

【That's hard to say】

Jian Xingce's plan today is to let these people learn the skills of laying basic traps in the forest. He wants to find a beast path as a place to lay them out.

Jiang Cheng looked around, and had to say that walking in the woods is always a bit depressing, not to mention that the surroundings are hard to tell, there are dense leaves everywhere, and the old branches of the hanging vines are scary enough, like a long snake.

Jiang Cheng waved away another hanging branch in front of him, suddenly his pupils shrank, and he grabbed Huang Daheng who was walking beside him: "Don't move!"

Huang Daheng was taken aback, and he kept the movement he was about to push aside the branches next to his head, and stood there without moving: "What, what's wrong? Teacher Jiang? Don't play tricks on me at this time..."

When Jian Xingce heard the movement, he turned back immediately, and saw a long branch hanging down beside Huang Daheng's head, and on the branch hovered a slender, blunt, triangular-like snake, the color of which was the same as that of a dead leaf. The snake scales near the snake's neck are dotted with red spots.

"Don't panic, walk towards me slowly." Jian Xingce said in a deep voice.

Huang Daheng's expression changed upon hearing this.

"Don't worry, it's okay, just listen to Team Jane." Jiang Cheng comforted him, staring at the long snake beside Huang Daheng.

[Fuck, shit, shit, it's a real snake! ! ! 】

[My mother, Mr. Huang, this is too memorized! !So close here! ! 】

[Is it poisonous? Is it poisonous? ? 】

[The head looks a bit like a triangle, isn't it poisonous...? 】

Huang Daheng moved slowly, and saw that with Huang Daheng's movement, the long snake entangled on the branch also straightened its head slightly, and its big black eyes seemed to be fixed on the target, motionless, spit out snake letters from time to time.

Su Nuannuan shuddered all over, and couldn't help hiding behind Jian Sui: "My god, I'm most afraid of snakes..."

"Snake?!" Huang Daheng's voice changed when he heard it, his feet stuck to the ground and he didn't dare to move, "Then is that poisonous or not?"

"I don't know..." Su Nuannuan whispered, "I only know cobra, it's not it anyway."

"...Then I am really thankful." Huang Daheng didn't know whether to laugh or cry.

"It's not a highly poisonous snake, but you wouldn't want to be bitten by it either." Jiang Cheng was amused and nervous at the same time, "Don't stop at this time, aren't you afraid of being sucked?"

Huang Daheng said: "I'm afraid, but I can relieve my tension by talking."

"Then move your feet now, it's not like you're stepping on a thunderbolt and can't move." Jiang Cheng couldn't help urging.

Huang Daheng moved slowly after hearing the words, and asked nervously, "How does it react?"

Jiang Cheng took a look and saw that the snake straightened its head, seeming to be more focused.

He had nothing to say for a while, for fear that what he said would make Huang Daheng even more nervous.

Seeing this, Jane then said, "Lovely."

Huang Daheng: "..."

Jiang Cheng: "..."

Su Nuannuan nodded in agreement: "That's right."

[Pfft, I should be nervous, why did I laugh out loud]

[Ms. Huang is so miserable hahahahaha, King Jian, you are actually the king of cold jokes! ! ! 】

[At this time, I can only tell bad jokes so that Teacher Huang can relax]

While the few people were talking, Jian Xingce picked up a forked branch, glanced at Jiang Cheng, and raised his chin slightly.

Seeing this, Jiang Cheng understood, nodded slightly, and saw Jian Xingce gesticulating with his fingers hanging by his side, counting down—3, 2, 1!

Jiang Cheng violently pulled Huang Daheng away. At the same time, Jian Xingce took a sharp step forward and used the fork of the branch to hold the snake's head, preventing the snake from moving.

Huang Daheng was caught off guard, screamed in fright, and immediately turned his head to look, and saw the thin snake the color of withered leaves pressed against the tree trunk by Jian Xingce, without any sign of struggling to fight back, it was very broken.

Huang Daheng actually saw a hint of desirelessness from the snake's face.

Huang Daheng couldn't help but patted his face, sober up.

"Red-necked trough snake." Jiang Cheng said, "Non-poisonous snakes are lucky. Necked trough snakes are usually docile and timid. Even if they are attacked, they just want to run away."

[Not poisonous?How can it be! 】

[Jiangcheng was exposed this time, did the accident fail to memorize the text in advance? 】

[Ah, my cousins ​​in elementary school all know that the bright-colored snake with a triangular head is definitely a poisonous snake, and it is extremely poisonous, how could it not be poisonous]

"It's not poisonous?! It looks like a poisonous snake..." Su Nuannuan was surprised and relieved, and asked involuntarily.

Jiang Cheng nodded: "It is indeed quite easy to be mistaken for a poisonous snake. It looks like a viper, but in fact it has no poisonous glands, so it is relatively safe. But it cannot be said to be completely safe. It is also dangerous to be bitten by it. Injury or death."

Su Nuannuan and Huang Daheng gasped when they heard the words, their hearts that had just been let go slightly hung up.

Huang Daheng felt that his forehead was covered with cold sweat.

While talking, Jian Xingce pushed the snake to a tree in the distance, and as soon as he let go of the branch, the snake swam away quickly.

He turned back and heard what Jiang Cheng said, nodded slightly and said, "This is indeed a non-venomous red-necked trough snake. But it is on the protection list, and it cannot be moved unless it is absolutely necessary."

[Why did I hear a pity...does the team leader still want to eat snakes? ? ? 】

[I've eaten bugs and scorpions, what are snakes... Thanks to Animal Protection for letting the little snake escape! 】

[Here we come, authoritative and professional seals are here!This is non-toxic!There is nothing more timely than this slap in the face (laughs)]

[One thing to say, can Heizi have a better memory now, and stop questioning your father Jiang, okay? ——The burly man gave the anchor Jiangcheng 1x iron plate squid]

[Brother, let me put my words here, your brother Cheng is awesome, you have a lot of words and they are all right! ——Not bad money to give anchor Jiangcheng 1x black truffle]

[Brother Cheng or Father Jiang?Brothers, let's unify? 】

【…】

The background data of the live broadcast room showed that the ratio of male to female users in the Jiangcheng live broadcast room has reached 2:1, which is outrageous.

Jian Xingce looked at Huang Daheng: "Non-venomous snakes are by far the largest group of snakes in the world. The probability of encountering non-venomous snakes in the wild is much higher than that of poisonous snakes, so the first reaction when seeing a snake is not to panic. It may be more frightening than you."

"However, as Jiang Cheng said, compared to non-venomous snakes, the red-necked trough snake has a gland in its mouth that produces secretions, and that secretion can cause varying degrees of poisonous effects on the human body. "Jian Xingce changed the topic, "The mild ones are just a little redness and pain, and the serious ones can even lead to death."

The pharynx of the pd next to him was clearly audible. Jian Xingce looked over and said, "The premise of death is to be bitten hard by it. It takes a long time to inject secretions to cause death, so usually In other words, as long as you don't take the initiative to attack or play with it with the intention of provoking, it won't cause such a tragedy."

Jiang Cheng nodded, and then reminded: "Snakes and insects appear frequently after the rain, everyone pay attention to your steps."

"When walking, try to step harder, make noise, and tell them in advance that we are coming, and these creatures will naturally hide away." After Jian Xingce finished speaking, he raised his foot and continued to walk forward.

However, except for a group of footsteps coming from behind him, everyone else remained in place.

Jian Xingce turned around and glanced at the others: "Are you all scared?"

Su Nuannuan and the others glanced at the live broadcast, and couldn't say anything, so Huang Daheng finally said, "That's a little scary to be honest..."

[Indeed, I can understand. Whose variety show doesn’t even have safety guarantees... If a snake is stalking you at such a close distance, if it’s a cobra instead, you won’t be able to stop? 】

[+1, the program team didn't say there was such a dangerous situation at the beginning]

[Take away my sister, and take away Jian Tianwang by the way, handsome men and beautiful women cannot be hurt]

[To face, I have to take Jiangcheng away too]

[Then let me fight against Mr. Huang in friendship, Intuit Shen]

[Hahahahahaha Teacher Huang: Meow meow?Is it polite? 】

"When you agreed to be on this program, you should have known clearly that the location chosen by the program group is a real deserted island belonging to nature, not some man-made island." Jian Xingce said, "Man-made islands can control islands. Whether there are aggressive and poisonous creatures on the island, but on natural islands, no one can control and guarantee everything.”

Su Nuannuan was silent for a while, there was indeed this clause in their contract.

But to be honest, she didn't think too much at the time. She saw the photos and videos of the deserted island sent by the program group. She even thought this place was very beautiful, like a holiday island, and it was confirmed that there were no large islands on the island. Beasts, in her eyes, didn't seem to be too much of a threat.

But staying overnight on the first day made her realize that not only large wild animals are a threat, but also small aborigines in the wild will bring them a lot of trouble.

Even the most common mosquito can drive people crazy.

After all, they underestimated the wilderness.

"This is also normal. It is the first time for everyone to enter the real wilderness, and there is always a process of adaptation." Jiang Cheng watched Su Nuannuan and Huang Daheng lower their heads and reflect on the training. It was funny and helpless, and warmed up the scene.

He patted Huang Daheng on the shoulder: "Teacher Huang has already performed much better than the first time. At first, he couldn't even walk in the woods? Now he can cross the center of an island. How amazing."

"Sister Nuan can build fires and build shelters now, who will believe it?" Jiang Cheng praised one by one.

He and Jian Xingce sang the red face and the bad face, Huang Daheng and Su Nuannuan's complexion gradually improved, thinking about it, too, although it was a bit hard, but they have made real progress!

When Jian Sui was praised, Jiang Cheng paused for two seconds, thought hard, and then said: "Jian Tianwang is also good, good luck, this is also a very beneficial bonus item in the wild."

Jane then said, "... I thank you."

"You're welcome."

[Hahahahahahaha jc, be more sober, the Heavenly King is not really thanking you! 】

[Suddenly feel that Jiangcheng who is trying hard to boast is so cuteww]

[Cheng Ge is soft on the inside and strong on the outside, he can be hard or soft, he is beautiful and kind--to be the number one man on Cheng Ge's local tyrants list, give the anchor Jiang Cheng 1x black truffle]

[Is it my illusion, why do I feel that jc's rewarding fans of local tyrants have increased...]

【+1】

The director team, who was doing logistics far away at sea, breathed a sigh of relief, and thanked Mr. Jiang for saving the collective strike crisis of the guests of the program group! ! !

After Jiang Cheng finished speaking, the topic changed in the next second: "However, in the future, the program crew will guarantee that there will be no dangerous creatures or environments. I don't think you should believe it. This sounds a bit unreliable."

Director group: ?

"Not to mention the uncontrollable thing mentioned by Team Jane just now, but the definition of danger mentioned by the program team may be wrong." Jiang Cheng smiled, and beckoned a few people to move forward, seeing that they were hoisted Interested and willing to move, he continued, "Animals that attack people are not dangerous. Any inconspicuous little thing in the forest may be dangerous."

Director group: ? ? ?What's going on, suddenly we lost our jobs!

Jiang Cheng pointed to the wet and soft moss all over the ground. As long as the place is humid, this kind of moss and fern will always occupy a piece of land vigorously.

"Is the moss dangerous? The program team definitely doesn't think so."

Su Nuannuan and the others also shook their heads subconsciously—what's the danger of moss?Everyone knows what moss is.

Jiang Cheng twitched his lips, squinted his eyes and looked ahead, as if seeing other scenes through the mottled woods, he said in a soft voice as he walked: "But in fact, there is a kind of moss called parasitic moss, which is full of moss. It has no insect mites. It looks very similar to ordinary moss."

Su Nuannuan gasped, and her scalp felt numb.

"If you use it as a mattress, as long as you sleep for one night, you will be bitten and itchy, red and swollen, and a pustule will break when you scratch it, and then you will be infected, inflamed, and fever... If you fail to send it to the doctor in time, your life will be the same. Bao." Jiang Cheng continued.

"In the jungle, the dangers that are visible to the naked eye are only part of them, and they can even be called human-friendly, while those invisible dangers are the truly scary places." Jiang Cheng's voice slowed down, as if he was sighing "They stretch out their claws and claws in corners that no one can see, and attack suddenly when they are hard to guard against. Usually they succeed in one blow, and the way to survive is difficult."

[Oh my god, Jiang Cheng's voice is too suitable for dubbing horror novels, woohoo, I'm scared]

[Jiangcheng, please shut up, really, especially in this deep mountain and old forest, it's like a ghost story! !so bad! ! 】

[Ah, I'm the only one who thinks that... jc's mood doesn't seem right?As if you have experienced the same feeling yourself? 】

Jian Xingce looked at Jiang Cheng, frowned slightly, and suddenly stretched out his hand to hold Jiang Cheng's wrist, feeling the pulse beating fast under his palm.

Jiang Cheng felt the temperature coming from his wrist. When he came back to his senses, his expression changed slightly. Then he withdrew his hand without a trace, and smiled at Jian Xingce: "Isn't it exciting? Team Jian must have heard of such cases. I When I heard it for the first time, I wished I could take a bath immediately and rinse it twice."

"Mr. Jiang is not kind. I want to slap myself from beginning to end right now, but I don't have the conditions..." Huang Daheng cried in a low voice.

Jiang Cheng grinned, turned to the others as if nothing had happened, and said, "So, if the show crew wants to talk about danger, it must be danger, but the dangers that are not mentioned are also dangers. You signed this variety show contract, its essence It’s just a job with a risk factor, like a sheep caught up in a pack of wolves, and there’s no way out.”

"But fortunately, the program crew has installed a safety lock, which is our team Jian. With team Jian here, don't panic about anything."

Jiang Cheng straightened his chest, looking proud, and the little hair on the back of his head shook vigorously.