Provoking his ex-uncle in Survival Variety Show

Walking downstream of the small waterfall, the water flows along the layers of rocks and converges into a meandering stream.

This is a stream of running water, the water quality is clear, the deepest part of the water flow is only up to the waist, and the bottom of the water can be seen at a glance.

Seeing this, Jiang Cheng immediately filled all the water containers he brought.

Standing in the water, he was sensitive to the abnormal fluctuation of the underwater current, and when he searched carefully, he saw a small arm-length black fish whizzing past his legs.

"Captain Jane, there are fish here!" Jiang Cheng whispered.

It is estimated that no human has ever set foot here, so even if there were two more uninvited guests in the pond, they did not panic, and they were still swimming leisurely in this pond.

After Jiangcheng greeted Jian Xingce, he ignored the other party and patronized the fish swimming in front of him.

In his eyes, this fish is as delicious as a feast.

"Mr. Jiang, there is a gap there, will you swim out?" Followed the pat pd and asked Jiang Cheng in a low voice.

"Well, we can't let it swim out." Jiang Cheng nodded, walked to the shore through the water, and came back with the stone in his arms.

This pond is very shallow, and a fence of a few stones is equivalent to enclosing a dam, confining the fish in an area where they cannot swim out.

He tentatively threw himself to catch the fish, the water splashed everywhere, and seeing the fish caught in his hand, he slid it out of his palm in the next second.

Not to mention whether the fish is slippery or not, there are sharp barbs on the fins. If it is pricked, it will be swollen, painful and itchy. The gain outweighs the gain.

Jiang Cheng wiped his face: "We need tools."

As soon as he finished speaking, a bamboo fork appeared in front of him.

I saw that one end of the bamboo head was split into flowers, and a few relatively thick branches were inserted horizontally in a triangular shape to firmly fix the "flowering" shape. Head, you can tell how lethal it is just by looking at it.

Jiang Cheng looked up subconsciously, and Jian Xingce handed it over with a bamboo fork in his hand: "I made a harpoon temporarily, come and try it."

[Fuck... Our team leader will either not make a move, and if he does, he can make a big killer by taking random materials from the place! 】

[Hey, this harpoon seems to be different from what I imagined, I thought it would be fine just to sharpen it]

【Anything you poke with this thing is a blood hole】

[The captain of the Jianghan Special Zone is not built. Thinking about the Battle of Yuelin back then, even if our troops were not better equipped than others, we still scared them into fear?This kind of operation is routine, small meaning~]

Jiang Cheng's eyes lit up when he saw the bamboo head.

He gestured with the palm of his hand. The sharpened attack cross-section of ordinary bamboo may only be as thick as two fingers, but the "flowering" harpoon Jian Xingce made temporarily has an enlarged attack cross-section by a large circle. Big slap!

He nodded and took it, looking across the water.

After the fish was attacked by Jiangcheng once, it became extremely sharp and sensitive to Jiangcheng's line of sight. It could jump a meter smaller with just a flick of its tail. Fortunately, Jiangcheng blocked a dam in advance, otherwise it would have swum out.

【It’s not enough to rely on the harpoon alone, this fish is too smart】

[I get goosebumps when I think of directly touching the fish body, even if I can touch it, I feel like I can't put my hand in it directly...]

As soon as the barrage slid past the sentence, Jiangcheng heard the sound of water splashing in all directions.

Jiang Cheng's speed was so fast that people couldn't see clearly, he suddenly raised his arms high, and a black fish that was constantly struggling could be seen on the tip of the bamboo fork!

"It's quite strong." Jiang Cheng grinned, and directly threw the bamboo fork with the fish ashore, and said to Jian Xingce.

Jian Xingce looked at Jiang Cheng: "The accuracy and strength are good."

Jiang Cheng coughed lightly, picked up the bamboo fork to look at it after landing on the shore, and said, "That's thanks to Team Jane's well-made harpoon. If it wasn't for this style, I might not be able to get it right."

He raised the harpoon together with the fish body to the camera, and gestured: "The audience in front of the live broadcast room can see it? The bamboo head made by Team Jane split into eight small pieces, but the one that really hit the fish body , all thanks to these three small pointed ends."

Laymen watch the excitement, while experts watch the doorway. Before the barrage, they only saw the harpoon's ferocious appearance, but they didn't know its real advantages.

"If there is only one pointed point, the chance of getting stuck in the fish body will be greatly reduced, so it is thanks to Team Jane's well-made tools."

Jian Xingce chuckled when he heard the words, and took the harpoon from Jiang Cheng's hand: "Don't be modest."

As he spoke, the harpoon touched the ground, drew out the dagger, and inserted it into the fish fin quickly and accurately. The radio clearly recorded the "click" sound of the fish bone and fish head separating.

Cut off the fish's head, then cut open the fish's belly, squeeze out the fish's internal organs, and throw them all back into the creek.

Jian Xingce finished these in twos and threes, and then used a slender bamboo to string through the fish's mouth, and hung the fish on the bamboo.

We have dinner.

[The team leader is so brutal 0.0]

[This is the start, be quick and ruthless, old skilled worker]

[Jiangcheng is also ruthless, he directly poked the fish through with a fork]

[That's not it, survival in the wilderness is not fast, be ruthless, let's put it on hypocrisy? 】

"I feel that there is quite a lot of goods in this river, and if you touch it, there may be something there!" Jiang Cheng looked at Jian Xingce.

Jian Xingce glanced at the sky, and responded, "Not too long, 10 minutes."

Jiang Cheng nodded, and the two separated to search.

Jiang Cheng likes to turn over rocks to find things, or reach out to feel under the dark rock cracks, watching the PD behind him beat faster.

【Jiangcheng is so brave... If I were to ask for it, I would never put my hand into a place where I can't see it! 】

[+1, who knows what's in the dark place, Jiangcheng is ignorant and fearless]

Following the filming PD couldn't help but say: "Mr. Jiang, why don't we change places..."

"Hush—" Jiang Cheng interrupted, pointing his finger not far away, and said softly, "I think there is something under this rock, I'll go and see."

The rocks he was talking about were two huge rocks stacked on top of each other. There was a small gap of tens of centimeters in the middle of the overlapping part of the water surface.

The follow-up PD gasped when he saw this, let's go take a look?What do you think?

Before he had time to ask, Jiang Cheng had already greeted the cameraman: "Stay where you are, Brother Camera will follow me."

"Okay." The cameraman responded, and followed Jiang Cheng without hesitation and dived directly.

The two of them swam to the other end in a short while, and poked out of the water. The camera was aimed at Jiang Cheng, and they saw Jiang Cheng cautiously groping around the bottom of the rock.

"Here's the camera! Look!" Jiang Cheng whispered, a little excited, "I'll say there's something under here!"

A long-legged crab about the size of two palms was crawling in the shade under the rock. If Jiang Cheng hadn't drilled in to look, he would never have found it.

This long-legged crab looked like a huge spider from a distance, and the barrage in the live broadcast instantly exploded——

【Scared me! !I also said what is there! 】

[I thought it was a spider!Goosebumps are running away from home! 】

[At this time, it's time for the voice-over: The excitement of the anchor and the fear of the audience form a ridiculous contrast]

【...jc is a man】

Jiang Cheng took a glance, then dived back into the water, and pulled out a handful of aquatic plants.

I saw him biting the water plant in his mouth, and he shot with precision, slamming down on the back shell of the long-legged crab, and then wrapped his two hands around the long legs on both sides, close to the crab's body, so that the crab's legs There is no way to attack Jiangcheng.

Jiang Cheng freed up one hand, and quickly tied up the crab with water and grass.

"It's quite fat." Jiang Cheng weighed the long-legged crab that was tied up, and smiled happily at the camera brother, "Let's go, let's go back."

The PD who was following the film was completely blocked from his field of vision across the rocky hill. When he was in a hurry, two living people suddenly emerged from the water in front of him, and the PD screamed in fright!

"It's us." Jiang Cheng shook the big crab tied up with water plants, raised his eyebrows, "here, go back and eat crabs."

"I'll go! It's such a big one! How do you know there are crabs there!" He patted his chest and took a closer look, surprised.

Jiang Cheng crawled up the bank, wrung out his clothes, and said, "There are always things under the stones in the river. If you search more, you will gain something. Just be careful not to get caught. I caught a river eel before." Well, it tastes good just roasting it with fire, it’s fat and fragrant, and there’s a lot of meat.”

Up to now, the program has gone up the mountain and down the river, and I was already hungry after filming. Hearing what Jiang Cheng said, my stomach started to growl.

"Teacher Jiang, stop talking, the child is about to cry..." Pat pd swallowed.

Jiang Cheng laughed lightly: "Okay then, I'll give you a crab's leg when I go back."

[This crab is too big!I'm afraid it will pinch me]

[Good guy jc actually grabbed it with bare hands? ? 】

[Absolutely, watching Jiangcheng sneak in, I'm going to be claustrophobic!He actually managed to catch a big crab! ! 】

【Did you say that Jiangcheng is fearless for the ignorant?People know that there are tigers in the mountains, and rush forward to eat]

[Who was caught by Jiangcheng just now? Show is here?it's me】

[Jiang Cheng loves PD so much and is gentle! ! !I think he is releasing hormones indiscriminately to seduce men! 】

【Damn it, I'm hungry too】

Jian Xingce walked over and saw that Jiang Cheng was drenched all over, he couldn't help raising his eyebrows slightly: "Are you going to catch crabs?"

Jiang Cheng grinned, pulled out the crab behind him and shook it: "Captain Jian is wise and caught one."

Jian Xingce also shook the bunch tied with straw rope in his hand, and when he took a closer look, it turned out to be a bunch of small stone crabs, each about half the size of a fist, compared with the long-legged crab in Jiang Cheng's hand. Exquisite and miniature cute, but the advantage is that there are a lot of them.

"Are you poking a crab's nest?" Jiang Cheng's follower PD couldn't help but whisper.

[Hahahahahaha fuck, Jiang Cheng: I caught the big one, team leader: I took their offspring]

[Hahahahaha pd dumbfounded hahaha]

[Wild little crab!Super fresh! 】

[What kind of tacit understanding is this between Jiang Cheng and the team leader! !If it wasn't for watching the live broadcast, I would have thought that these two had confronted each other in private! 】

Jian Xingce looked at Jiangcheng's follower PD, and seeing his jaw dropping, he couldn't help laughing: "It's not a nest, it's just a small stone crab."

After he finished speaking, he spread out his palm, and there were two stone flakes of different thickness lying in his palm, and asked Jiang Cheng to put it away.

"Quartz stone?!" Jiang Cheng recognized it at a glance, let out a soft cry of joy, and held it in his hand like a baby.

"Quartz stone?" Followed the filming pd to greet the cameraman to get closer to the focus lens. He also didn't quite understand what is so happy about a stone. Those who didn't know thought it was a token of love.

"If you change the name, you will know. This is equivalent to pure natural flint and flint, but it is usually difficult to distinguish them. They are not much different from ordinary stones." Jiang Cheng explained.

He pointed to the two stone slices in his hand: "You can see that the main part of it is black in color, or dark gray, with some yellow mixed in the middle, which may be other minerals."

"However, it is difficult to determine that this is flint based on the color alone, but if it is broken with a knife or other large stones, and the fracture is curved and sharp, it can be basically determined."

Jiang Cheng lightly touched the edge of the stone piece with his fingertips, motioning for pd to see.

Flint itself is a kind of siliceous rock, which is dense and hard, so it will produce such fragment edges after being broken, which is different from most rocks.

【Grass River City, easy to understand? ? 】

【It’s all for bluffing, I’ll do it in a serious way too】

Jian Xingce looked at Jiang Cheng and nodded slightly: "You are right, there is another way to judge, use a knife or other slightly harder substance to grind the surface of the stone, if the surface becomes shiny quickly, like glass, That must be the flint and steel."

"That's right, this way of judging is better, faster and safer! It would be better if there is a knife, scrape the surface twice, and sparks will splash out." Jiang Cheng agreed.

Jian Xingce and Jiang Cheng sang together, and those who didn't know it thought there was a script, and they cooperated very tacitly.

Each of them looked at each other with the filming PD, and they were all relieved. They were worried that the two guests would be embarrassed because they were strange when they acted in a team, but they didn't expect the two to be more comfortable than they were in the team.

In the live room——

[I said I made it up earlier, so you can try making it up?Is it annoying to be brainless? 】

[Although I also hate jc, but one thing to say, there is nothing wrong with jc in this show, right? ? 】

【Let’s just say that it’s one thing to have so much knowledge, but it’s another thing to be able to use it. Jiangcheng is already twice as strong as most people, right?】

[Isn't it just to catch a crab and insert a fish? Who would not have lived in a fishing village since childhood?What is there to brag about]

【…】

There was another quarrel in the live broadcast room in Jiangcheng. Sure enough, wherever there is Jiangcheng, there is war.

Jiang Cheng put the flint into the inner pocket of the mountaineering bag: "Flint is much more useful than any lighter. The limitations of the lighter are too large. When it rains or goes to the sea, it will be scrapped if it gets in water, but it can still be used after wiping it."

"Now it's convenient for us to go back and start a fire. There are pine wood cores and flint and steel, and it can be lit in a few strokes."

Jian Xing responded, and said, "Well, let's go back to the bamboo forest and find Huang Daheng. I don't know how he's going."

"it is good."

The two returned with a full load, and when they returned to the bamboo forest, Huang Daheng was bargaining with pd. His knife was already blunt, and it was not as easy to use as before. He applied for a replacement knife, but the program team refused to give it.

"Teacher Huang, we're back." Jiang Cheng greeted and asked, "How many more? Let's come."

"Not much, not much, there are six more." Huang Daheng coughed lightly, and then noticed Jiangcheng's bulging backpack and the black fish in his hand, his eyes lit up, "You brought food back?!"

"Save enough to eat at night." Jiang Cheng smiled, and then asked Huang Daheng, "Is your knife blunt? Give it to me."

"Yeah." Huang Daheng habitually obeyed Jiang Cheng's words, and handed his blunted dagger to Jiang Cheng.

Jiang Cheng took out a handful of sand from his pocket, put it on the stone, and rubbed the knife face against the sand several times, seeing that the blunt knife face became much brighter.

Huang Daheng called softly: "Mr. Jiang, I never thought you would be able to turn waste into treasure and trade in old for new!"

Jiang Cheng chuckled and threw it to Huang Daheng: "Actually, there is a ready-made whetstone in the river, but I didn't pick it up. Anyway, there is enough sand here, so you can grind it like this. You can grind it yourself for a while."

Huang Daheng agreed, and the remaining six bamboos were quickly taken care of by Jian Xingce and Jiang Cheng.

Huang Daheng was squatting on the ground sharpening his knife, when he saw a big green worm crawling out from the cut of the bamboo joint, he couldn't help shaking his goosebumps: "Oh my god, Mr. Jiang, look, what a big worm! It must have been eaten in bamboo for a hundred years to become a master!"

Hearing the words, Jiang Cheng looked over, and saw that big caterpillar was about the thickness of a human finger, about the same blue color as a bamboo, lying on the bamboo joint, I didn't notice it unless I looked carefully, and it was slowly bowing towards the bamboo joint. Move the other end.

"Mr. Huang, don't look at this worm. If you really have nothing to eat, you have to eat it even if it's a worm. It's such a good protein. Once you close your eyes and focus, it won't hurt to eat it in your stomach." Jiang Cheng smiled. said.

Huang Daheng shuddered when he heard this: "If you let me eat this thing, I'd rather go hungry."

After he finished speaking, he took another look at Jiang Cheng, such a handsome young man, why would he like to make fun of him.He snorted and said, "I can see that, you are scaring people, I don't believe that you will really know how to eat by then."

Jiang Cheng laughed and didn't tell Huang Daheng that when he was conducting field simulation training in the field, he didn't have any supplies, and his survival depended on his perseverance and skill, not to mention bugs, he had eaten even weirder things.

He had just finished scaring Huang Daheng, and was about to get up and stretch, when he saw a small knife suddenly inserted into the body of the caterpillar, nailing the insect to the bamboo joint.

Jiang Cheng and Huang Daheng looked up along the tip of the knife, and saw Jian Xingce condescendingly pulling out the knife, with worms stuck on the tip.

"Jiangcheng is right, high protein." Jian Xingce said.

Jiang Cheng's heart skipped a beat when he heard the words, and in the next second, Captain Jian said again: "Don't waste it."

Jiang Cheng: "..."

Huang Daheng: "???"

Studio--

[What should not be wasted? ? ?What's the meaning? ? ? 】

【Wouldn't be what I thought...】

【Jiangcheng, stop talking! ! ! 】

Jian Xingce glanced at Jiang Cheng and Huang Daheng. Seeing them staring at him blankly, Jian Xingce raised his eyebrows slightly: "I'm serious."

"Hey, Team Jane, it's unnecessary, most people can't bear it..." Jiang Cheng knew that Jian Xingce was not joking, so he looked at Huang Daheng and said.

"It won't be so smooth in the wild. There are normal food supplements every day. If you have the opportunity to consume energy, you must seize it. This is the core of survival in the wild." Jian Xingce said in a deep voice, looking at Jiangcheng, his tone was weak, "Jiang Cheng, don't you know this?"

Jiang Cheng paused, he knew what Jian Xingce meant, there was no bargaining in survival in the wild, so he didn't say anything more.

[Ah, I don't understand why the team leader is suddenly vicious jc... Although I don't have any feelings for jc and even passers-by have been hacking for a while, but I think jc here is very innocent]

[I think the team leader is very strict with Jiangcheng. It's obviously Teacher Huang who is joking, but he is targeting Jiangcheng, which is biased]

【+1 I suddenly feel sorry for Jiangcheng being scolded, as expected, I have no bottom line when the beauty is upset QAQ】

Seeing this, Huang Daheng hurriedly came out to smooth things over: "This can't be blamed on Mr. Jiang, Mr. Jiang is also thinking for me, isn't this something to eat today, and we don't need to grab this little bug, right, let it go...ah no, let it Let it rest in the ground..."

Jiang Cheng interrupted Huang Daheng's words, and said, "Captain Jian is right, I am at ease and relaxed."

Jian Xingce looked at Jiang Cheng, Jiang Cheng lowered his head slightly, looking like he was being scolded, and his long hair tied up seemed listless.

He moved his fingers slightly, wanting to tie Jiang Cheng's little braids into a sky braid, so he should be as energetic as Jiang Cheng just now.

He let go, softened his tone, and cast his eyes on Huang Daheng, with a little warning: "I hope you can realize that food is extremely precious in the wild. It doesn't mean that Jiangcheng caught these foods for you today, just like food. It’s easy to get at your fingertips.”

"Practical action is much more difficult than seeing, so when you see food, no matter what it looks like or tastes like, don't let it go."

"Some unattractive or disgusting things contain calories and protein, and the energy they can provide is far beyond your imagination." Jian Xingce took off the head of the big caterpillar, and the remaining piece of fat , rolled up his body and poked Huang Daheng in front of his eyes, "It is equivalent to a steak the size of a fist, eat it as a steak."

Huang Daheng watched in horror that even though the big caterpillar had lost its head, its nerve endings still stimulated it to curl up and twist on the tip of the knife—eat it?When steak?He can't do it!

Jian Xingce looked at him indifferently for a few seconds, said nothing, took off the caterpillar, cut it into two pieces, and some dark brown body fluid squeezed out from the cut, Huang Daheng's face turned greener.

Fortunately, Jian Xingce didn't look for Huang Daheng again this time, but poked half of it and handed it to Jiang Cheng.

He didn't speak, Jiang Cheng took it consciously, and stuffed it into his mouth without thinking.

Huang Daheng gasped, and the PDs beside him almost screamed out, but Jian Xingce and the cameramen stood still.

Jian Xingce ate the remaining half, and Huang Daheng saw it with his own eyes, his eyes were so round that they were about to fall out of their sockets.

The taste of uncooked caterpillars should be a little softer, and the bite of cooked caterpillars is a bit like plastic leather, which is a test for the teeth, but raw ones are easy to burst.

Literally a blast.

Jiang Cheng hadn't had such an experience for a long time, and he didn't expect this worm to be so thick and full of juice. He chewed it, and the body fluids of the caterpillar burst out, overflowing the corner of his mouth, which caught him off guard.

Seeing this, Jian Xingce turned his head slightly, suppressed a smile and said, "Wipe your mouth."

Huang Daheng couldn't bear to look directly at him and closed his eyes. He would rather starve to death on a deserted island than eat popping caterpillars in his life!

[Fuck, blah, blah, blah! !Help, I beg a lot of money for a pair of eyes that I haven't seen! ! 】

【Eating dinner... I don’t know why, but I feel that the ordinary self-heating pot is fragrant】

[I respect Jiang Cheng for being a man, and I will never call him a little boy in the future——Iron-blooded real man gave anchor Jiang Cheng 1x iron plate squid]

[He really ate, he really ate, sos, what a ruthless man! ——If you don’t want to eat, give it to the host Jiangcheng 1x Wagyu Sukiyaki】

Jiang Cheng's follower patted the PD for a while before he recovered his voice, and he asked tremblingly, "...Mr. Jiang, what's the smell?"

Jiang Cheng wiped the corner of his mouth with his cuff expressionlessly, and looked over after hearing the words: "Do you believe me when I say chicken smells?"

Follow up PD: "..."

"That's it, don't ask." Jiang Cheng couldn't hold back, and turned on the kettle to rinse his mouth.

He looked at Jian Xingce, and saw Captain Jian's mouth raised.

Jian Xingce noticed Jiang Cheng's gaze, put away his smile in the next second, and said with a straight face, "Let's go, go back to the camp."

"Yes!" Jiang Cheng replied.

Seeing Jian Xingce's hidden smile, he suddenly felt relieved.

Jiang Cheng tilted his head and pursed his lips into a smile. Captain Jian was just like his old squad leader, fierce but also soft.