Farming in the World of Beasts: I am conspiring against my elder brother
Chapter 32: Wall Dong?
The civet giggled on the side. "Brother, the way you are so hot is really funny."
"Is it funny?" Jin Jiang Mian smiled.
He directly picked up the chili shreds. "As the saying goes, we should suffer together in trouble and share in blessings. Such delicious food can't be left behind for you."
The civet shook its head like a rattle. "No, no...Brother, let me enjoy such delicious food..."
"Oh, brother, how can I forget you if there is something delicious? Isn't it Batian?"
The civet wants to cry but has no tears. If it had known it, it would have been unhappy.
Now it is shooting itself in the foot.Too hard, woo woo woo.
"Brother, I admit my mistake, I don't laugh anymore."
Jin Jiangmian didn't tease it anymore, so he picked it up and ate it himself.
Chili is hot, but it can't stop his love for chili.
Spicy and refreshing, spicy and delicious, who can understand the feeling of wanting to eat after being cried by spicy food?
One meal, Jin Jiang Mian was both painful and pleasant.
In the evening, he had diarrhea.Before long I had to run into the woods.
As soon as he ran into the woods, some leaves had to be picked up.
After running several times in a row, Jin Jiangmian collapsed and his butt was burning.
A few big characters came to his mind—welcome to the anorectal department of the hospital!
No, not long after he lay down, his stomach hurt again, followed by a rushing feeling, who could resist this.
Jin Jiangmian clutched his stomach again and went out the door.
When I came back, I saw Snake Yu under the house, as if waiting for him to come back.
Jin Jiangmian greeted embarrassingly. "Brother...why did you get up in the middle of the night?"
"Worried about you." She Yuzhi said.
Jin Jiangmian didn't think too much, and didn't think about other aspects at all.
To be honest, it's unexpected that my elder brother is plotting against me.
"I... I'm fine."
"You are pale."
"Brother, it's so dark, can you still see my face clearly?"
He couldn't see the road clearly, and he could vaguely see people only by the moonlight.
"It doesn't affect my vision at night." Said Snake.
What?Wouldn't the other party be in the eyes of an owl?
"Dinner, you ate a lot of peppers, your stomach must be uncomfortable." He said, reaching out to help rub.
Jin Jiangmian stepped back, "Brother, we are all brothers, you want to take advantage of me while I'm not feeling well?"
She Yu explained: "Help you relieve it, your stomach hurts. Before, there was a sub-orc man who died because of his stomach pain. I'm worried about you."
Hearing this, Jin Jiangmian felt uneasy.
- What the hell?Stomach pain can kill people?
"Brother, don't scare me."
She Yuzi looked serious: "Do you think I am scaring you?"
He shook his head.The other party's expression was too sincere, he believed it in his heart, and thought it incredible rationally.
"Then...Brother, if you rub my stomach, will it stop the pain?"
She Yu is not some kind of god's hand, how can you touch your stomach without pain?
"It can be relieved."
"Oh... I can knead it myself... Thank you, brother."
"I'm skilled."
She Yu made a reflexive operation and directly knocked the wall off.
This scene is not the scene that Mary Surrey would have.
However, the male and female protagonists have been replaced by two males, no matter how you look at it, it is full of violations.
She Yu is really skilled in rubbing Jin Jiangmian's stomach.
After a few seconds, Jin Jiangmian said embarrassingly, "Brother, I am much better, thank you for your concern."
Instead of feeling honored, he felt trembling, always feeling that something was wrong.
"Really better?"
"Well, much better."
Jin Jiangmian hurried out of the opponent's encirclement, hurriedly said that he was going to sleep, then returned to the room, and lay down.
Early in the morning, Jin Jiangmian got up to wash his mouth and face, and cooked a pot of porridge.
There is no toothpaste or toothbrush, so he can only rinse his mouth with salt water. He always feels that his mouth is not clean.
As a modern person, I can bear not brushing my teeth for a short period of time, but I feel that I cannot bear not brushing my teeth for a long time.
But he doesn't know how to make toothbrushes, so after drinking the porridge, he picked wicker by the river, peeled off the outer skin, and smashed the wicker on the stone a few times, smashing the wicker into fluff.
Brushing teeth with wicker dry.
Seeing this, the civet called out: "Brother, are you crazy? Why did you stab yourself in the mouth with a tree branch?"
A black line appeared on Jin Jiangmian's forehead, and he explained, "I'm brushing my teeth to keep my mouth clean."
"Brother, the way you brush your teeth is going in and out of your mouth, it's really strange."
"What's so strange?"
"Brother, think about it for yourself."
Still wanting to say something, Snake Yu came over.The civet left wagging its tail.
"Amian, what are you doing?"
When Snake came over, he saw that the other party was holding a branch and poking it back and forth in his mouth.
At this time, he envied that branch very much.It would be great if the branch could be replaced with my own hand or... something else.
"Can't you tell? Brush your teeth." Jin Jiangmian replied vaguely.
"Is it a toothache? Why do you need to brush it?" She Yu thought, maybe the peppers he ate affected it.
"Of course it is to keep your mouth and teeth clean. You orcs don't brush your teeth. How do you keep your mouth clean?"
"Rinse your mouth and chew vanilla regularly."
"Vanilla?" Jin Jiangmian was puzzled.
Vanilla can also be used to keep the mouth clean?Or is it that the vanilla that She Yu said is different from the vanilla he understands?
"A kind of grass that can freshen breath." She Yu explained.
Jin Jiangmian nodded and continued brushing his teeth.
He didn't continue to ask, what does that vanilla look like.
After washing up, Jin Jiangmian went to dry the red chili peppers, picked up the dried chili peppers from the ground, and put the chili seeds inside into a bamboo bowl.
She Yu also came to help, and said: "Let me do it, the chili will hurt if you touch your hands."
"It's okay, I'm not so delicate." After finishing speaking, she showed off her dispensable muscles.The kind that even the muscle lines are almost invisible.
Jin Jiangmian also said: "Although my muscles are not obvious, they are very strong."
"Well... I can see it, it's solid."
Being praised so much by the other party, Jin Jiangmian himself felt embarrassed.
It doesn't take two people to get the chili seeds. The eldest brother came to help, and Jin Jiangmian went to repair the unrepaired hoe.
He went to the reclaimed land to loosen the soil, and got a place for pepper seedlings to come out.
The well-made soil should naturally be fertile. He even went to the river to scoop up some silt and mixed it with dry land to increase the fertility of the soil.
Then, he took the prepared pepper seeds, sprinkled them evenly, and then spread a thin layer of soil, and waited for the pepper seedlings to grow before transplanting.
After planting peppers, he thought of the scene of running to the toilet last night to collapse.
"Is it funny?" Jin Jiang Mian smiled.
He directly picked up the chili shreds. "As the saying goes, we should suffer together in trouble and share in blessings. Such delicious food can't be left behind for you."
The civet shook its head like a rattle. "No, no...Brother, let me enjoy such delicious food..."
"Oh, brother, how can I forget you if there is something delicious? Isn't it Batian?"
The civet wants to cry but has no tears. If it had known it, it would have been unhappy.
Now it is shooting itself in the foot.Too hard, woo woo woo.
"Brother, I admit my mistake, I don't laugh anymore."
Jin Jiangmian didn't tease it anymore, so he picked it up and ate it himself.
Chili is hot, but it can't stop his love for chili.
Spicy and refreshing, spicy and delicious, who can understand the feeling of wanting to eat after being cried by spicy food?
One meal, Jin Jiang Mian was both painful and pleasant.
In the evening, he had diarrhea.Before long I had to run into the woods.
As soon as he ran into the woods, some leaves had to be picked up.
After running several times in a row, Jin Jiangmian collapsed and his butt was burning.
A few big characters came to his mind—welcome to the anorectal department of the hospital!
No, not long after he lay down, his stomach hurt again, followed by a rushing feeling, who could resist this.
Jin Jiangmian clutched his stomach again and went out the door.
When I came back, I saw Snake Yu under the house, as if waiting for him to come back.
Jin Jiangmian greeted embarrassingly. "Brother...why did you get up in the middle of the night?"
"Worried about you." She Yuzhi said.
Jin Jiangmian didn't think too much, and didn't think about other aspects at all.
To be honest, it's unexpected that my elder brother is plotting against me.
"I... I'm fine."
"You are pale."
"Brother, it's so dark, can you still see my face clearly?"
He couldn't see the road clearly, and he could vaguely see people only by the moonlight.
"It doesn't affect my vision at night." Said Snake.
What?Wouldn't the other party be in the eyes of an owl?
"Dinner, you ate a lot of peppers, your stomach must be uncomfortable." He said, reaching out to help rub.
Jin Jiangmian stepped back, "Brother, we are all brothers, you want to take advantage of me while I'm not feeling well?"
She Yu explained: "Help you relieve it, your stomach hurts. Before, there was a sub-orc man who died because of his stomach pain. I'm worried about you."
Hearing this, Jin Jiangmian felt uneasy.
- What the hell?Stomach pain can kill people?
"Brother, don't scare me."
She Yuzi looked serious: "Do you think I am scaring you?"
He shook his head.The other party's expression was too sincere, he believed it in his heart, and thought it incredible rationally.
"Then...Brother, if you rub my stomach, will it stop the pain?"
She Yu is not some kind of god's hand, how can you touch your stomach without pain?
"It can be relieved."
"Oh... I can knead it myself... Thank you, brother."
"I'm skilled."
She Yu made a reflexive operation and directly knocked the wall off.
This scene is not the scene that Mary Surrey would have.
However, the male and female protagonists have been replaced by two males, no matter how you look at it, it is full of violations.
She Yu is really skilled in rubbing Jin Jiangmian's stomach.
After a few seconds, Jin Jiangmian said embarrassingly, "Brother, I am much better, thank you for your concern."
Instead of feeling honored, he felt trembling, always feeling that something was wrong.
"Really better?"
"Well, much better."
Jin Jiangmian hurried out of the opponent's encirclement, hurriedly said that he was going to sleep, then returned to the room, and lay down.
Early in the morning, Jin Jiangmian got up to wash his mouth and face, and cooked a pot of porridge.
There is no toothpaste or toothbrush, so he can only rinse his mouth with salt water. He always feels that his mouth is not clean.
As a modern person, I can bear not brushing my teeth for a short period of time, but I feel that I cannot bear not brushing my teeth for a long time.
But he doesn't know how to make toothbrushes, so after drinking the porridge, he picked wicker by the river, peeled off the outer skin, and smashed the wicker on the stone a few times, smashing the wicker into fluff.
Brushing teeth with wicker dry.
Seeing this, the civet called out: "Brother, are you crazy? Why did you stab yourself in the mouth with a tree branch?"
A black line appeared on Jin Jiangmian's forehead, and he explained, "I'm brushing my teeth to keep my mouth clean."
"Brother, the way you brush your teeth is going in and out of your mouth, it's really strange."
"What's so strange?"
"Brother, think about it for yourself."
Still wanting to say something, Snake Yu came over.The civet left wagging its tail.
"Amian, what are you doing?"
When Snake came over, he saw that the other party was holding a branch and poking it back and forth in his mouth.
At this time, he envied that branch very much.It would be great if the branch could be replaced with my own hand or... something else.
"Can't you tell? Brush your teeth." Jin Jiangmian replied vaguely.
"Is it a toothache? Why do you need to brush it?" She Yu thought, maybe the peppers he ate affected it.
"Of course it is to keep your mouth and teeth clean. You orcs don't brush your teeth. How do you keep your mouth clean?"
"Rinse your mouth and chew vanilla regularly."
"Vanilla?" Jin Jiangmian was puzzled.
Vanilla can also be used to keep the mouth clean?Or is it that the vanilla that She Yu said is different from the vanilla he understands?
"A kind of grass that can freshen breath." She Yu explained.
Jin Jiangmian nodded and continued brushing his teeth.
He didn't continue to ask, what does that vanilla look like.
After washing up, Jin Jiangmian went to dry the red chili peppers, picked up the dried chili peppers from the ground, and put the chili seeds inside into a bamboo bowl.
She Yu also came to help, and said: "Let me do it, the chili will hurt if you touch your hands."
"It's okay, I'm not so delicate." After finishing speaking, she showed off her dispensable muscles.The kind that even the muscle lines are almost invisible.
Jin Jiangmian also said: "Although my muscles are not obvious, they are very strong."
"Well... I can see it, it's solid."
Being praised so much by the other party, Jin Jiangmian himself felt embarrassed.
It doesn't take two people to get the chili seeds. The eldest brother came to help, and Jin Jiangmian went to repair the unrepaired hoe.
He went to the reclaimed land to loosen the soil, and got a place for pepper seedlings to come out.
The well-made soil should naturally be fertile. He even went to the river to scoop up some silt and mixed it with dry land to increase the fertility of the soil.
Then, he took the prepared pepper seeds, sprinkled them evenly, and then spread a thin layer of soil, and waited for the pepper seedlings to grow before transplanting.
After planting peppers, he thought of the scene of running to the toilet last night to collapse.
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