[American Entertainment] The road to becoming a god

"—The octopus kept prodding [Paladin] Gasper, and [Paladin] Gasper's response made him very satisfied. It was ready, and stretched the hose with its own offspring toward— "

Gerald was intoxicated in the plot, when suddenly, a steady voice interrupted him.

"Wait a minute, I'm going to save him."

Gerald looked over as Michael Hodge, the old-school aristocrat, put away his newspaper while taking off his blazer, revealing the waistcoat and gold pocket watch underneath.

"Oh?" Gerald raised his eyebrows with interest, "Mr. Hodge, are you serious?"

Hodge ignored him, and directly put out his identity card. Ben and Matt hurried to look around, only to see that [Undead Priest who was resurrected after being attacked by a magical creature] was printed on the card.

Without waiting for Benda to be amazed, Hodge picked up the dice, and he looked at Gerald: "The difficulty of this incident, according to my skill points, how many points should I roll."

"Yo, this posture is a veteran at playing dice." Gerald joked, "The difficulty of the octopus monster is [difficult]. According to your points, it must be at least 13 or above to be judged as a success."

Hodge glanced at Gaspar who was still blushing and tried to cool down with the back of his hand. The moment the two eyes met, he gave the other a subtle smile.

Gaspar froze for a moment, and the familiar An Xin returned.

But soon Leonardo's cold snort interrupted the lingering atmosphere.

"What are you looking at, throw it quickly." He said impatiently.

Hodge lowered his eyelids, squeezed the dice in his hand, and then rolled it upwards.

"18."

Gerald applauds with gesture.

"Awesome, the judgment is successful." He said, "[Undead Priest] Hodge swung his staff and used magic to cut off the tentacles of the octopus monster, [Paladin] Gaspar fell from mid-air, the wind lifted his robe, Everyone could see that there were still octopus tentacles left on his body. They were still tightly grasping [Paladin] Gasper's skin, writhing non-stop. [Paladin] Gaspar was quite dissatisfied with the departure of the tentacles , his body still has the features before the transformation, and now they (features) are completely drawn out."

"What is that characteristic, you made it clear." Leonardo was very unhappy with Gerrard's concealment. "And his hidden identity of being fond of tentacles, will it be our hindrance?"

"Can you not interrupt my explanation." Gerald gave Leonardo a pair of middle fingers, "Gaspar's hidden identity and characteristics will be revealed soon."

Leonardo made a gesture of 'I shut up and you continue', Gerald brewed his emotions, and continued the plot with a soft voice.

"[Undead Priest] froze the octopus monster in the swamp, he used a spell to catch [Paladin] Gaspar, and then the wind gently placed him on the ground in front of everyone, at this time [Paladin] 】Gaspar was blushed by the remaining short-legged tentacles of the octopus monster, and could not stop writhing.

[Paladin] Gaspar vomited out a tentacle that was getting bigger and bigger in his throat, and a large amount of mucus was connected to that tentacle from the corner of his mouth, just like fresh cheese that was just baked.

[Human] Ben stepped forward to help, and he pulled those tentacles off [Paladin] Gasper. At that moment, [Human] Ben was deeply attracted by the red marks on [Paladin] Gasper.

A strange aroma floated in the air—it was a succubus!He is a succubus! [Rogue] Jason yelled, but unfortunately, it was too late. 【Succubus】Gasper started to say O (Gasper: Hey! What O, am I an animal?).

Everyone in the treasure hunting group was unconsciously attracted, and they involuntarily gathered towards [Paladin] Gaspar who was writhing on the ground, [He seems to need this exactly. ]someone said.

Next, they unconsciously reached out to touch and caress—"

"Damn it!" Ben and Matt sank into it, as if they were characters seduced by a fellow succubus who was hiding their identity, and they scratched their hair and yelled, "Gasper, you're a succubus!" Devil! I trust you so much!"

OHFU*K——

Gaspar tried to catch his breath. He tentatively glanced around the room. Everyone was staring at him, as if he was really a succubus, with octopus bio-lubricating fluid on his body. It's going to scream like a wave in a second.

The instigator, Gerald, didn't seem to be aware of the impact on Gaspar at all. He changed his cute posture and lay on the back of the chair, dragging his chin with both hands, like a cute little girl.

But he's not cute by any means, at least in Gaspar's eyes.

"Yes, I'm a succubus, but that's just what's on my identity card, don't stare at me, I'm not a real succubus!" Gaspar stood up, his cheeks that had recovered a bit were flushed again, he He looked at Gerrard viciously, "I always make fun of me like this, I quit!"

……

Gerrard grabbed Gaspar's arm when he was about five paces out. "Don't be petty, Gaspar," he said coquettishly, "you promised me to continue playing."

"That was before you made up such an obscene plot." Gaspar gave him a disgusted look, "What do you think I am, a third-level actor?"

"No no no," Gerald let go of Gasper's arm with a flattering smile, and took Gasper's hand. What I came up with, it was originally not a game, but a script."

script?I think I want to use this to prevaricate.

Gaspar sneered: "Third-level movie script?"

"No, no, it's like "James of the Brave". It's a story about ordinary people traveling to a fantasy and epic continent to gather teammates to start an adventure." Gerald quickly explained, "Extend it a little bit. , making it into a cool routine for a real loser to become a winner in life in the game, suggesting that the world economy has been in recession for the past two years, and I think this kind of story of grassroots soaring will be bought by many people."

After hearing Gerrard's words, Gaspar's anger subsided by a third.

No matter how outrageous the plot he came up with, just look at his idea of ​​"loser to winner in life" is really good.

"Continue." Gaspar turned around and folded his arms to look at Gerald, "There are two-thirds of me who want to leave, how are you going to convince me to stay?"

"Capital." Gerald shrugged, "I'm so poor that all I have left is money."

Gaspar's eyelids twitched, and he recalled the experience of being directly pushed over by a luxury car that day.

Seeing Gaspar's eyes start to wander, Gerald smiled even wider.

He continued: "If you can continue to play until the end, I can delegate power to you as a producer. I will give you 3 million investment funds. You can choose scripts, directors, and even actors. It doesn't matter how many years of pre-production. Look at the map - every time you pass a landmark, that is, a copy, I will give you an additional 5000w investment."

As soon as Gerrard said this, not only Gaspar, but everyone was shocked.

A total of 4 dungeons, counting the initial 1 million yuan of funds, all passed together will be an investment of nearly 5 million yuan.Just imagine that movie can have such a huge budget during the preparatory stage, even Cameron's big ship is only more than 3 million yuan, and it was the investment that Fox fooled Paramount into him.

Who in a roomful of filmmakers wouldn't covet this?

Oh yes, except Hodge.

But even he wouldn't easily put out hundreds of millions of dollars to invest in a movie, it wouldn't be worth it at all. (At this time, the big ship has not yet been released)

"Hey Gerrard, if I pass the customs too, can you also invest in my movie, not much, 2 million is enough." Ben joked with a smile

"Is your name Gaspar Cook?" Gerrard teased back with raised eyebrows.

"I can change my name."

"Come on, you can't even have a full-body plastic surgery." Gerald finished speaking and looked at Gaspar, "How about it, do you agree?"

Only then did Gaspar come to his senses.

He blinked, and looked over in a daze and a little dazedly.

"Are you serious, Gerald?"

"Of course," the red-haired young man sighed artificially, and then pretended to be about to cry, "I can't think of any other way to make you stay except for money."

Gaspar's heart was beating violently in his chest.

In the end, he fell under the threat of capital.

"Okay." He said firmly, "If you have a real reason to spend a few hundred million for me to squander, let alone play happily as a succubus and tentacle monsters in the game, you can really give birth to a child for you .”

……

"The treasure hunters set foot on the most dangerous frozen land. This place is always shrouded in darkness, and there is a gorgeous aurora floating in the sky. This is the Eternal Night Ice Lake."

Gaspar rejoined the game, and at his request, Gerald skipped the scene where he was having fun with the crowd in the swamp and went straight to the next map.Jensen rolled the dice, and they chose the glacier over the endless desert and the glacier that was always night.

"The treasure hunter group came to the ice lake, and the extremely cold weather made them shiver. [The Bard] Cruise put a temperature buff on everyone so that everyone would not be frozen to death. Wanting the treasure of the dragon, they You have to get across the ice to get to the other side."

Gaspar drooped his eyelashes unobtrusively. He was sitting on the floor, next to Ben, staring at the carpet pattern at his feet, thinking sleepily——anyone can guess the next plot, it must be Because they disturbed the monster in the lake, and the monster cracked the ice, and someone (or) everyone fell into the freezing water of the lake.

However, it turns out that Gaspar's brain hole is far less big than Gerrard's.

"Under the thick ice, there lived a family of magical creatures known as the overlords of the water. There were beautiful legends about them on the mainland, but the legends were always half true. They fed on passing travelers. Their songs are so contagious that they can lure travelers who hear them to their doom." Gerald spoke slowly, imitating the undercurrents of the deep below, "They are ferocious mermaids, without beauty. Good faces, not great singing voices, they are masters of illusion, they can perfectly present everything you are fascinated by."

"This time, the mermaids are eyeing everyone in the treasure hunting group. God knows how long it has been since they ate fresh meat. They opened a hole in the ice not far away, and turned into enchanting young girls out of the water. "

Saying that, Gerald looked at Gaspar.

Gaspar caught Gerald's gaze, and he had a bad feeling.

"The oldest mermaid noticed [Paladin] Gaspar through the ice, it sniffed [Paladin] crazily, [it's a succubus!] Its scream reached the ears of every clansman , for mermaids whose reproduction is extremely difficult, the body of the succubus is the best choice for storing embryos. Now their goal is no longer to eat, but to drag [Succubus] Gaspar into the water to drown, and then use his Physical copulation|mating."

Gaspar: ...I knew it.

"The mermaids used their superb charm skills, and everyone couldn't help walking towards the lover of their dreams. Only [Paladin] Gaspar escaped because of his identity as a succubus. Seeing that his companions were about to be buried in the icy lake In, he—"

Gerrard stopped here, throwing the dice to Gaspar.

"Come on roll, more than 9 rescues are successful, and no more than [-] rescues fail."

"What if it really fails," Gaspar said, taking the dice and throwing it upwards, "Do you want me to go forward alone?"

At least he succeeded, and 11 was printed on the top of the dice.

"[Succubus] Gaspar no longer hides, he presents his innate skills as they are, and let go of his bewitching characteristics. He succeeded, everyone came to their senses, and stopped less than a few meters away from the mermaid .

But that's what the merfolk were waiting for, they needed a fully fledged succubus, not a hidden paladin.

At this moment, the ice layer under [Succubus] Gaspar's feet suddenly cracked, and several mermaid claws stretched out, and he was suddenly dragged into the dark icy lake. "

Gerald opened his hands to face the crowd: "Now Gaspar has been captured by the mermaid, does anyone want to save him?"

Gaspar: ...

5 million 5 million 5 million, you can't be angry, you can't be angry, you can't be angry.

"No help!" Ben next to Gaspar suddenly raised his hand and said loudly, "The succubus is a scourge to all of us, and no one would concentrate on finding the treasure without him, so I propose, just take advantage of it." This opportunity completely throws him away."

Gerald fanned the flames: "Oh, Gaspar, it seems that someone has been troubled by your beauty and tried to get rid of you for a long time."

"I just saved your life, [human]." Gaspar poked Ben's soft belly with his elbow. Use the skill [Holy Sword], give me the dice, I will kill him and give it to the mermaid."

"Hey!" Ben looked over. "Are you serious? I was just proposing, not even making a decision."

"Our friendship ended when you said that." Gaspar snorted, and rolled the dice again, and he rolled 16, "How much success?"

Gerald winked at him. "You did it."

Gaspar proudly raised his chin at Ben, then raised his eyebrows: "Look, this is what happened when you backstabbed me."

"Very well, congratulations Gaspar," Gerald crossed his legs, propped his elbows above his knees, and dragged his chin. "You've dug yourself another hole."

what?

Gaspar felt bad for a while.

"[Succubus] Gaspar, who was dragged into the water, held on to the last bit of strength to use the skill Holy Sword on [Human] Ben, and the sword belonging to [Holy Knight] pierced his chest, and he stumbled and fell into the frozen lake. The bloody smell attracted the surrounding mermaids, and they rushed forward.

[Succubus] Gaspar lost his strength, countless cold scales of the mermaid were swimming on his skin, and the smelly things got into his armor, the elder mermaid wrapped around [Succubus] Gaspar neck, they are about to start mating|mating.

Before being swallowed by the icy lake, [Succubus] Gaspar saw the [Human] swimming towards him who was about to betray him. "

Matt patted Ben's shoulder in surprise when he heard it: "Hey brother, you're not dead!"

"The treasure hunters on the ice were at a loss. No one knew how to dive into the lake and rescue [Paladin] Gasper. At this moment, the ice cracked, and the [human] who should have been dead came from the ice. Flying into the mid-air from the sea, what he was holding in his arms was the [Paladin] Gaspar who the treasure hunting team intended to rescue.

The former [human] Ben lowered his head, his whole body was covered by a dense black fog.

Black wings spread out on his back, and goat horns grew on his head. He slowly looked at the [Paladin] in his arms, his eyes full of anger and love (Gaspar: ???), Everyone noticed that his pupils had turned into a horizontal black line, and the rest had turned fluorescent yellow, looking like a goat.He grinned, showing all his fangs. "

"So—Ben also has a hidden identity?" Gaspar silently repeated 5 million in his heart several times, "What is he?"

"No, this plot was added to the first character to be killed," Gerald said. "If it wasn't Ben, it would be someone else."

Gaspar: "..."

For 5 million funds, be patient.

"From now on, [Human] Ben will definitely die, and it will be [Devil King] Ben who will come back." Gerald blew a kiss to Gaspar, "Yes, it is the Devil King you betrayed."

Gaspar: "..."

5 million 5 million 5 million, don't rush Gaspar.

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The author has something to say:

【small theater】

Gaspar: Money can turn ghosts around. If you invest in me, I can do anything.

Gerald: Give me a baby!

Gaspar: ...that's just a metaphor.

Gerald: Whatever, give me a baby.

Gaspar: I told you I can't... Hey don't... put it on, put it on for me!You have to dare... FU!

Gerrard: Now I'm at FU

……

Ahahahaha If this Christmas is made into a TV series, hey, the ratings will be super high hahahaha

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