[American Entertainment] The road to becoming a god

Gaspar had a dream, a fantastic and slimy dream, in which he was in a church confessional surrounded by caterpillars.The priest asked him to apologize to the caterpillar, and then he seemed to smell an indescribable stench, which woke him up from his dream.

Here is the hospital, Gaspar is on the bed, on the right is a doctor with a disgusted face, holding a small bottle in his hand, and on the left are nervous Matt and Ben.

"Smelling salts can treat mild coma. You may feel a smell in your nose later. Let me tell you in advance that the reaction is normal." The doctor came over to check Gaspar's eyes, and then stretched out 3 fingers Ask him, "How much is this?"

Gaspar; "...3."

"Very good." The doctor smiled at Gaspar with satisfaction, "I think you're all right." Then he looked at the two big fools opposite him, and pursed his lips in disgust again, "Don't provoke him, wait After 15 minutes, you can leave after you are completely asymptomatic."

Matt and Ben thankfully send the doctor away, and Gasper's brain returns to normal, and he remembers everything that happened before he fell into a coma...including, of course, the caterpillar.

Gaspar trembled subconsciously, and distanced himself from Ben.

"You didn't have that with you, Ben?" he asked warily.

"No," Ben turned all his pockets out and spread his hands to show his innocence, "my good friend is unconscious, why would I care about a caterpillar, it's probably stuck on the sole of someone's shoe right now. "

"Ewwww!" Gaspar turned away from Ben again, "It's disgusting."

"I just want to show you that the lines on that guy's back are exactly the same as your initials." Ben said aggrievedly, "I didn't expect you to be afraid. If I knew you were afraid, I would never have taken you directly." in front of you."

It sounded very heartwarming, but Gasper could only smile politely and awkwardly: "My name Gasper-Cook's abbreviation is CC, which is very common."

Benban lowered his head and muttered: "Because I found it on the set, some people said it will turn into a beautiful butterfly in the future, I think it looks like you..."

"Okay, stop talking about that nasty bug," Matt finally couldn't stand it any longer, and he walked over to Gaspard, "I haven't formally welcomed you to Boston yet," he took out a Folding postcards to Gaspar, "These are the neighborhoods where Ben and I took pictures of where we grew up, and they are very commemorative."

Gaspar took the postcards novelty and flipped through them one by one. It can be seen that the person taking the photo is young, but the photos are full of life. In the photos, there are plants on the balcony, parks, or people running. When he turned over a postcard of a basketball court, Ben suddenly leaned over.

"It's here, we rented it, and that's where the last few shots are." Ben pointed to the photo.

Gasper looked up at Ben, who shook his eyebrows at him, and he looked back at Matt, who got the same look.

"So... the character I want to play is the gangster who fights with you?" Gaspar asked in surprise, this is really fresh, he has played a boy but has never played a boy who can beat others, "Then I can play the most powerful The one I fought with when I was very young for money to buy bread, but I never won with dignity."

Ben looked a little embarrassed, he remembered the plot of this episode, Will (Matt) found the strong boy on the stadium to fight, and finally caused a group fight, and was caught and put in prison|prison, so in this scene, there is no People are the winners, all get beaten badly.

Just when he was about to refuse, Matt agreed without hesitation.

"No problem," he said, "on the basketball court, you can play anyone you want."

……

After they came out of the hospital, they wandered around Boston for a while. Matt said he would take Gaspar to see his old house, but Gaspar, who had no disguise, was quickly discovered by several fanatic fans and asked for autographs. Finally He signs every fan, then grabs Ben and Matt and sneaks away before more people come.

"I didn't even realize that you're quite a star now," Ben sighs.

"You're not alone, trust me. Sometimes I don't even know I'm famous," Gaspar said. "At this time last year I could ride my bike to Joe's office. Now I can't leave downtown without a car. Too many people surrounded me."

"Ohmen," Matt looked at Gaspar with an 'I know you're showing off but I won't scold you because I love you' look and shook his head, "Give us some of your aura." He Say your prayers, "Make this movie a hit!"

"It's definitely possible." Gaspar replied, "Your script has been confirmed by me, so I have some confidence."

Ten minutes ago they found Gaspar a hat to wear, and after lunch in the bistro, they chatted and walked back to the shooting location, which is the basketball court in the postcard.

There are not too many actors here, because in this scene, except for Matt and Ben, everyone else is basically the background board and passers-by, so there is no need for too professional actors, most of them are young temporary workers hired for tens of dollars .

When Gaspar finally got the real script and understood the main content of this paragraph, he understood the meaning of what Matt told him-he can play everyone in the basketball court, because They're all just as miserable, didn't win that one, everyone got beaten up, including the main character (Matt)

What's even more annoying is that Matt also brought the stickman storyboards he and Ben drew when they were writing the screenplay and asked Gaspar to choose from the pile of lines.

"What do you think of this?" Matt said, pointing to a scribbled figure, "You just stand there and fan the flames, not many, about 3 seconds."

Every character is the same, and there is no name or lines. Gasper was about to nod helplessly, when he suddenly caught a glimpse of the blue props and costumes placed aside, his eyes lit up.

He remembered that another character who was not a gangster also entered the basketball court.

"You mean I can play anyone in the stadium?" Gaspar asked again worriedly.

Matt nodded, "Yes, either one will do."

Only then did Gaspar laugh happily, pointing to the blue uniform and said, "Alright then, I'm going to act as the policeman who detains you."

Matt: "???"

"You said that I can play either, right, Mr. Screenwriter."

【shooting】

At 1:[-] p.m., the sunshine in Boston was just right, and teenagers with nothing to do gathered at the basketball court by coincidence, and Will, a genius boy, just happened to be driving by with his friends.On the basketball court, the curly-haired boy whom he had just seen who had taken away their friend's favorite girl was standing in the center. Will immediately asked his friend Chuck to stop the car, then walked in and punched the boy in the face.

Boys at this age always fight in groups like this. They never focus on one fight. They each find an opponent for themselves, and then start to fight each other in pairs.

The other boys from the field started to gather around to watch the fun, yelling "Hit it!" or "Hit him!" or "Don't let him move, man!"

Just when they were fighting hard, and saliva and blood were flying everywhere, a police car with alternately flashing lights arrived, and two patrolmen got out of the car with batons. ) holding Will together to plan to escape.

But the patrolmen had already blocked the door, and they had no way to escape.

They pushed Chuck and Thorn away from Will, and one of the patrolmen, who looked very young and handsome, threw Will over the fence, then looked at his pained expression and punched him in the stomach, Will The pain was unbearable, and he was forced to lie on the ground. The patrolman saw the timing and held down the back of Will's neck, and at the same time put his knee on his back.Will's brow bone was broken, blood was dripping down, the blood flowed down the bridge of his nose to the ground, and then he rubbed it all over his face.

"Wellwell, another good guy who fights." The young black-haired patrolman leaned into Will's ear and laughed at him, "So what if you win?"

Will has been arrested in this way many times, and he is very familiar with the patrol police process, so he knows that he can't talk back to them at this time, otherwise the prosecutor will charge you with one more crime, so he obeyed.

After spitting hard on the ground in the face, Will turned his head and looked at the patrolman holding him down.

The patrolman was so condescending that he didn't take him seriously at all.

After giving Will a triumphant smile, the patrolman cuffed his hands behind his back before pulling him up off the ground.

"take away."

……

Contrary to everyone's expectations, this passage was repeated and several shots were switched in a row, but the performance in the basketball court remained unaffected.

After it was over, Matt found Gaspar aggressively, wiping the plasma from his forehead.

"It's amazing, we can hardly go through it once." He sighed, and then he moved his arm, as if he had pulled something painful and hissed, "You are so hard, Gus, throw me to the fence One hit, my back must have hurt."

At this time, Gaspar hadn't taken off his police uniform yet, his hat was hanging obliquely on his head, and a few locks of disobedient black and crushed hair were raised up. He was lowering his head, trying to untie the A belt around her waist.After hearing Matt's voice, Gaspar looked up, and then said guiltily: "Sorry Matt, I am a little stronger. A few days ago, I was shooting real sparring scenes in the crew, and there may still be some leftovers. consciousness."

Matt tried waving his arms in various directions, but suddenly he stopped with a pained expression on his face: "It hurts! Garth... ah!"

Gaspar panicked immediately, and hurried forward to support him, "What's wrong?" He asked, "Should I take you to the hospital?"

However, when Gasper's heart rate soared and he anxiously searched for the wound on Matt's body and tried to call a few more people to help, Matt suddenly broke out. He took out a large bag of blood plasma from his pocket and tore it open, all of which fell on the Canadian side. Spa body.

"Hahaha! This is what happens when you play a policeman!" Matt laughed wildly and ran away, "Come and taste the blood on your face!"

Gaspar stood in a pool of blood, shock and disbelief written all over his face.

Plasma exuding the smell of chemical liquid poured continuously from his hands to the ground, he was like a large humanoid ice cream, strawberry flavored, the kind that was about to melt.

"You're finished Matt!" Gaspar wiped away the plasma in front of his eyes and shouted angrily and rushed towards Matt. At this moment, Gaspar abandoned his usual noble reserve, "Stop, I'll make you stop! "

Matt ran to his side, threw something into his arms and continued to run.

"Ben's idea!" he cried. "He gave me the plasma bag!"

Ben was startled, only to find that there was an empty plasma bag in his arms.Just when the bewildered Ben looked up to ask what happened to Matt, Gasper, who was covered in bright red, just arrived.

He wasn't wearing a police officer's cap, and the collar of his uniform was wide open. At least half of his body was soaked in blood, and his face was even smeared with red.

"Was it your idea, Ben?" Gaspar stared at that face and asked viciously. He walked straight towards Ben with a baton, like a ghost who just climbed up from hell. .

Ben Affleck swears that he has lived for more than [-] years, and he has never experienced such a momentary fear that his vocal cords directly stopped and he couldn't make any sound.

So Gaspar took it as his acquiescence.

"Come and taste the taste of plasma!" Gaspar hugged Ben, he had lost his image, and had to drag another person into the water, "If I want to soak in the bathroom for two hours today, don't even think about it." run!"

Ben started to scream, they were like two pieces of brown candy sticking together for a long time, Matt laughed wildly when he saw it in the distance, so the two put down their grievances and united front and rushed over to hold Matt, The blood-flavored brown sugar turned into three pieces.

If a policeman really passed by, he might mistakenly think that he had entered some major murder scene.

The cameraman watching the play silently turned on the camera quietly and recorded this precious scene.

It is said that a few years later, this short film was exposed on a late-night talk show called "Chicken Feather Show", and it became the top trending search on Twitter at an alarming speed.

Gaspar, who was bathed in blood in the short film, was named "the most beautiful ghost in hell."

Netizens have expressed-

I'm going to hell.

When the person involved, Gaspar, was asked this question, he said——

Who are Matt Damon and Ben Affleck and does he know each other?

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The author has something to say:

Together with Ben Mada, Gaspar will always be forced to behave abnormally. Is this a good friend?