[American Entertainment] The road to becoming a god

"So you slept with another one." Aniston concluded after listening to Gasper's complaints, "I always thought you and that Stiles were best friends, wait, am I your best friend?" Good friend?"

Gaspar expressed incomprehension to his girlfriend's escaped thinking, and he scratched his hair: "Please, Jenny, I told you how Gerald robbed me of the house, and you heard me and him Sleep, please stop stressing me out, I'm trying to get used to your ways, oh my god it's so hard."

He quickly walked to the door of the dressing room and opened the door to look out. The audience was taking their seats. The auditorium here is more like a football field than a theater. The seats are higher than the next floor. Some audience noticed this , he quickly shrank back.

That's right, they are currently on the set of "Friends". Gasper has never tried to shoot a sitcom, so he is not used to the audience who laughs based on the content of the performance. I'm starting to get nervous.

"I've been in showbiz for a full ten years, and I never thought that one day I would be so nervous before filming." Gaspar sighed, "How did you film it, I mean in the audience's laughter, really Can't you laugh?"

"Well, that happens from time to time," Aniston said with great naturalness, after she changed her clothes and hairdo, and now she's totally Rachel. "Don't worry about the audience, you will find that things are much simpler." She said, walking to Gaspar, and patted his arm as if encouraging, "It's just a cameo, you can do it!"

Gaspar smiled with difficulty: "No, although it's a cameo, but—"

Before he finished speaking, all the leading actors, directors, scene writers, and screenwriters suddenly rushed into the dressing room, and the rhythm of the scene quickly picked up.

"We're running out of time, everyone is ready to go on stage except Matt and Courteney—" the director directed everyone, "Go to the cafe scene, move fast!"

So Gaspar followed the crowd to another scene in such a daze.

"Hey Gaspar, follow Lisa, she will be on stage later, and she will be there for you after getting the signal, understand?" the director said quickly, as if the money would flow away quickly if he didn't say so, " Matthew, why are you standing, sit down—get ready!"

-Central Park Cafe-

Chandler and Ross are relaxing here, sitting on the longest couch, laughing 'hey' at some magazine girl, when Rachel walks in and throws her coat and backpack on On the sofa, he stroked his hair in frustration.

Rachel: "Why is my idea always denied? This is the third time this week. My boss must hate me. She actually said this at the conference, in front of everyone!"

After she finished speaking, she fell down on the small single sofa in frustration.

Knowing that Rachel's temper had nothing to do with them, Chandler and Ross, who had been hiding in the corner of the sofa, came over to comfort her, but before they could finish a sentence, Phoebe walked in with her coat in her arms. There was an expression on his face between excitement and shyness.

Phoebe: "Guys! I have an announcement to make, so don't be mad at me!"

Ross (confused): "What did you do?"

Chandler: "Which police officer's ID was picked up again and pretended to be the other party or dated a nasty psychologist and brought him over."

Phoebe rolled her eyes. "No, but you're right about one thing, Chandler. I did pick something up from the side of the road."

Rachel: "Found something? What is it?"

Phoebe turned her head and turned to the door: "You can come in now!"

The elf-like black-haired boy came in and smiled at the stunned Rachel, Ross and Chandler.

Boy: "Hi there, I'm Drake, Phoebe picked me up from the trash can on the side of the road."

With Gaspar's appearance, there was a louder and more enthusiastic cheer than when Pete cameo not long ago.

But God knows that Gasper on the stage is about to lose his smile. The cheering audience did interfere with his performance and lines, but none of them can compare to the lethality brought by Aniston.Out of sight of the audience and the cameras, Gasper's 'best friend' is pulling out all the stops to make faces at him.

So when Drake approached and flirted with Rachel, Gasper was not surprised to laugh.

disaster.

He groaned in pain in his heart, and in this situation he would have to go through another whole episode of filming, kill him.

……

Yes, Gasper is going to shoot a whole episode, which is not a concept at all with his understanding of guest appearances.He thought it would be enough for him to show his face and make the audience scream, but he didn't expect that after he agreed to the invitation of the "Friends" crew, the screenwriter wrote a whole episode for him overnight, so Gaspar suddenly changed , from a passerby without a name to a core character in a single episode.

Gaspar's character is a good-looking, smooth-talking boy who's picked up by Phoebe to live with, and everyone loves him except Chandler.Drake used his superb acting skills to help Joey get a role, and his advice to Rachel got her the boss's praise. When Ross, who had a bad day, complained, he rented the White-Headed Detective CD to accompany him to watch the show. Compliments that Monica's food is better than he's ever had in France - everyone likes him, and they don't understand why Chandler doesn't like him.

But when Drake accidentally agrees with Chandler's joke, he finally likes him too, and the plot takes a big turn in the happy 7 minutes.

It turns out that Drake is a big liar. After gaining everyone's trust, he tricked everyone into investing and making money with him. After everyone took out all their savings (except Joey of course), he took everyone's money and ran away. Way to go.

They didn't realize this fact until the police found them.

Chandler jumped on the table and shouted in front of everyone: I knew I was right!

Judging from the reaction of the audience, when the episode aired, the response must be surprisingly good, but while the crew expressed their relief, Gaspar vowed never to come again.

"This is definitely the most laugh I've ever had!" grumbled Gaspar backstage, "I don't know what's wrong with me, but whenever I see that on anyone's face After laughing, I couldn't help it—it's your fault, Jenny!"

"It's my fault." Aniston laughed uncontrollably. "It's obviously Lisa's fault. As long as Lisa smiles, dissuasion will follow, and there is no way to stop."

"Come on, who made me laugh?" Lisa changed Phoebe's costume, "Matt and Matthew, you two are mainly responsible!"

Friends laughed and made a fuss in the small dressing room.

In the confusion, Aniston pulled Gaspar out, pinned her hair behind her ears, and said in a serious way: "Uh, I'm sorry you didn't get the part of "The Goddess", Jim Carrey The veritable king of comedy, but — hey! You had a great day, you still have a bit of comedic flair.”

"Really?" Gaspar asked, "I've had a record number of laughs today, so you don't have to comfort me."

"No, I'm serious, you turned out well," Aniston said seriously, "at least better than Pete's, do you remember what they said about that cameo - no comedy talent, it sucks , out of place. Trust me, you won't get that evaluation."

Better than Pete, but not as good as there.

Gaspar pursed his lips and showed a difficult smile: "Thank you again, Jennifer."

"In order to express my gratitude (for this cameo), I prepared a gift for you." Aniston bent down and took out a gift box from under the table, "Maybe I can give it to you as your birthday present. Pete and I have to go to his parents' house later - open it up!"

"What kind of treasure?" Gaspar picked up the gift box and shook it by his ear. It sounded like a big object, and it was not light. "You aroused my curiosity. What kind of good thing is it? you--"

What he didn't notice was that Aniston was running away quietly while he was opening the gift box.

When Gaspar opened the gift box to get his gift, he was completely petrified.

It was a long, flesh-coloured, delicate—

"Look! Jennifer gave Gaspar a dildo!"

The crowd didn't know who attracted all the attention to Gaspar, and with the ambiguous booing of everyone, Gaspar jumped out.

"Jennifer Aniston! Stop! What the hell is this!"

All the staff saw a miraculous scene that day, Gaspar grabbed a large dildo and hunted down Aniston all over the set.

So as expected, this incident was published in the newspaper the next day, and the accompanying picture was the scene of Gaspar chasing and killing Aniston. Of course, in order to protect the pure hearts of minors, the newspaper office thoughtfully gave Gaspar The things in the handkerchief were mosaiced.

"When will you let me save my worry?" Joe called Gaspar immediately, "You can see for yourself, is this suitable?"

"I don't want to be like this either. It's Jennifer—" Gaspar murmured angrily, "I dare say that if you received this gift, your reaction would be greater than mine."

Joe sneered: "It doesn't make sense, I don't love men, so no one will send me a dildo."

Gaspar: ?

Gaspar: "I don't deserve it even if I like men"

Joe: "Stop talking, I get a headache when I hear your voice. You should be thankful that "The Lord of the Rings" is about to be released, and this news has raised the attention in the future in some ways-I won't talk about you this time , but don't do it again, you lust|erotic|maniac."

After speaking, the agent hung up the phone.

But almost immediately, Gaspar's cell phone rang again, and he hadn't reacted from the 'you're a pornographic maniac', he took it for granted that this was another call from his agent to reprimand him.

"Hey listen, I'm not a sex|sex|maniac you bastard, that's not what I want!"

There was a strange pause on the other end of the phone for a few seconds, and then an old man's voice came.

"Jasper Cook, you and, I'm Roman Polanski, your agent gave me your number," he said, "I want to talk to you about work, I have a script, The biographical plot is about World War II, I heard that you have just finished filming a related theme, are you interested in auditioning?"

Gaspar froze in place.

disaster.

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The author has something to say:

dildo (fake|hanging, little self-soothing toy, of course, the one Aniston gave Gaga, not a 'little' toy)

Boots "half a grapefruit" baby rocket launcher~