[American Entertainment] The road to becoming a god

"Seriously, Leo, I can't continue to fight with you anymore. It's been almost 3 months. You have to let this go and move on." Tobey Maguire sat on the sofa and fiddled with a Christmas Using an elk headband, he looked at his friend who was about to go crazy on the other side with disapproval, "I will start filming "Spider-Man" next month, but I can't accompany you to New Zealand, Barcelona or other places to find Garth Par."

"I don't need you to accompany me, I can bring Gus back by myself." Leonardo muttered angrily, and wrote and drew on the notebook with a red signature pen. Looking at Maguire, "This is all your fault. If you hadn't encouraged me to hire a stripper, how could I have gotten together with them!"

Well he shouldn't have spoken, Maguire slapped his thigh, spread his hands, and gave Leonardo a 'Are you serious? ' look.

"It's your fault!" Leonardo refused to admit his mistake, "I didn't think about revenge for the breakup, but you planted this idea in my brain!"

"Hey! Did I press your hand and make you call stripper? Did I press your head and make you bury your chest? Did I press your butt and make you sleep with them?" Ma Quill successfully deterred his irritable friend with several rhetorical questions in a row. He put on a disgusted face, "Listen to this, if I were Gasper, I would have to break up with you."

Leonardo deflated like a deflated balloon, rolling on the couch and howling like a beast.

"I just want to go back to the way it was with Gaspar, why can't it be nothing happened-I don't care that he left me and chose Fran." Leonardo complained angrily, " If it wasn't for Fran, I'd probably be dating Gaspar somewhere on earth now and have some hot sex|love instead of being stuckwithyou the day before Christmas "

Leonardo tossed out the pillow and Tobey Maguire gave him the middle finger.

"That's impossible, don't even think about it." Maguire stood up and went to the refrigerator in the kitchen to get the beer, and by the way took the newspaper thrown on the table to read, "If Gaspar is one of your three-day The supermodel girlfriend who changed, maybe you can be effective, but he is not - look, the birthday is from October 3 to November 10 is a Scorpio, the general characteristics are mysterious and indifferent, in the face of hurting them People usually don't show mercy, you're done Leo."

"October 10 to November 24? So I am also a Scorpio, but I don't have those characteristics." Leonardo turned over from the sofa and quickly came to Maguire to read the horoscope section in the newspaper , "They said what would happen if two Scorpios were together?"

"—Scorpio is usually emotionally focused, can have a good mental state, rushes between various jobs, moves cleanly and quickly, is easily agitated, has a strong sense of jealousy and revenge, and does not rub half a grain of sand in his eyes when dealing with emotions " Maguire read half of the introduction in the newspaper, and then raised his eyebrows at his friend, "I'm jealous, isn't it you?"

Leonardo rolled his eyes at him: "Don't talk useless, does it say how to ask for forgiveness?"

"—Don't think that you will have a chance after betraying a Scorpio. Scorpios are fragile and sensitive. Once you betray them, you can only say that your chances are slim." Maguire shook the newspaper, "You are finished. "

Leonardo covered his face in pain, and collapsed on the sofa again.

"Running between jobs, clean and quick, totally Gaspard, man - but I don't believe my chances are slim," he says, ruffling his hair, "There's always a way to make him fall in love again How about me, voodoo?"

Maguire threw the newspaper in his face in disgust.

"I think you are really finished now. Think about it, you have begun to believe the horoscope in the newspaper, and even think about using voodoo, who are you, I feel like I don't know you anymore!"

After outputting a pass, Maguire looked at his friend. Leonardo did not take the newspaper off his face, and just lay there hopelessly. However, by coincidence, the newspaper was opened on a page related to the topic.

"Hey, Leo, come and see this." He picked up the newspaper and examined it carefully. "You know what your last and best chance to get Gasper back is?"

Leonardo bounced off the couch.

"What is it?" he asked.

Maguire picked up the newspaper and pointed to a section in the lower middle.

"Jennifer Aniston's wedding, I guess Gaspar must be there."

Leonardo's eyes lit up.

……

The week after Christmas, Gasper is busy, Aniston and Pete want to kiss in time for the new millennium, so the wedding and party will last for a day and a half, while Gasper wants to To do the first wave of publicity for the release of "Red Robin", so he has to go back and forth between the two places non-stop. Usually he has just confirmed the dessert at the wedding and will rush to the scene for an interview the next moment.

The crazy work made him exhausted, and he almost relied on systematic mental medicine to continue his life.

But before the wedding day, Gaspar finished all his work and took Ben and Matt to the wedding at Aniston's urging.

Of course, he didn't tell them about his girlfriend's embarrassing suggestion.

"Hey Gaspar, here!"

Gaspar followed the voice and looked over, and Aniston in a wedding dress was hiding in the corner and waving to him.

"Jenny dear, why are you here?" He hurried over to prevent more people from noticing, "Pete can't see you before the wedding, go back quickly."

"I know, I'm just here to tell you the choice of the girlfriends group." Aniston held his wedding dress, which was a little more beautiful than Rachel in the first episode of "Friends", and she pointed to the lawn over there The two Ben Mada chatting on the Internet, "I asked all the ladies, they agree with me, you should choose him-Ben Affleck."

"God, don't be like this, Jenny, this is your wedding, you don't have to worry about me." Gaspar said helplessly, "There are a lot of people here today, and I will always find someone suitable for a date."

"No, once I turn around and leave, you will definitely not look for it." Aniston pointed at Gasper's nose domineeringly and said, "I'm looking at you, baby Gasper, when the New Year's bell rings at night, you go and give it to me." I kissed him, hooked his neck and gave him a deep kiss."

"...Don't you need to kiss Pete?"

"Of course I kiss my husband, but even if I'm kissing my husband, I can keep an eye on you." Aniston gave Gaspar an 'I'm looking at you' look, "Now go Go ahead and tell him you're going to kiss him."

……

Matt and Ben on the other side are not as relaxed as outsiders seem.

"Dude, they're watching!" Matt said nervously to Ben. "Hold on, they're watching!"

Ben raised his eyebrows: "Who, who is watching?"

"Jasper and Aniston," Matt said in a low voice, "Christ, they're watching while they're talking—I can't stand this, I gotta go."

Ben stops his buddy.

"Don't forget your purpose this time," he glared at Matt, "you must complete the plan and successfully kiss Gaspard in the ringing of the new millennium, otherwise you will never be able to confirm whether you are really right. He has feelings."

It can be seen that before arriving at the wedding venue, they had made some not-so-well-planned plans.

Matt backed off a little.

"I don't know, Ben, I really don't know if it's going to work."

"It's because I don't know you, Matt." Ben patted his friend's shoulder hard, "Relax, it's just changing the planned location to a wedding, it's no big deal, you think, the wedding scene There are more people, when the bell rings, everyone is kissing, no one will notice you, and if you get caught, there is nothing to be afraid of, New Year's bell kissing is almost as classic as Christmas mistletoe .”

"Hiss—we forgot about Christmas." Matt rubbed his temples. "It should be confirmed with mistletoe at Christmas."

"Cheer up, friend!" Ben clenched his fists to cheer up his friend, "You are the one who wants to kiss Gaspar, you can't be so cowardly, go now and tell him 'I want to kiss the new year's bell tonight you!'"

……

Of course, no one told anyone about this 'kissing plan' in the end. In a delicate atmosphere, they spent the entire wedding and afternoon party. Of course, if possible, Gaspar plans to bring the New Year's bell together hide away.

However, he miscalculated.

A quarter of an hour before the New Year's bell, when Gasper was about to sneak out, a security officer rushed in and stopped Gasper in front of Aniston.

"Two people came outside and said they want to come in." He said, "I know one of them, it's Jack who sank with the Titanic, and the other one I haven't seen, he's a brown-skinned boy who looks like Tarzan. Said to see Mr Cook."

Aniston, who changed her wedding dress and put on a party skirt, folded her hands, and she raised her eyebrows and looked at the past with condemning eyes.

Gaspar smiled awkwardly: "Don't worry, I'll take care of it, and I won't let them ruin your wedding."

"Actually—" Aniston hesitated and said, "I'm more worried about whether you will return to that guy's arms in a flash than ruining my wedding."

"No, I won't let him succeed." Gaspar kissed Aniston's forehead lightly, "Go Jenny, go dance, I'll be back before midnight."

After speaking, Gaspar turned and ran towards the door.

Seeing this, Ben hurriedly pushed Matt and chased him out. Aniston's worries were not unreasonable. That was Leonardo, the fighter among the rivals. The opponent to guard against, who knows if Gaspar will soften his heart when he sees his crying face.

At the same time, Gaspar wasn't worried about Leonardo, he was worried about another person mentioned by the security personnel, the brown-skinned boy who looked like Tarzan.

A bold hypothesis gradually took shape in his mind.

No way, it couldn’t be that the lies he made up as a joke a few years ago were punished, Gaspar felt a drum in his heart, and he began to recall his experience in the reservation area about 5 years ago.

They walked for a while in the patrol car of the security personnel. At the door, Gaspar saw the 'Tarzan' at a glance. At the same time, the Tarzan boy also saw him, stood up and waved to him.

"Gaspar! I'm coming for you!"

The boy was unshaven, his hair was disheveled, and his clothes were no different from those of a tramp. He shouted excitedly, and then, as if he was worried that Gaspar would not see him, he put the backpack made of unknown animal skins on his back. Throwing it to the ground, waving both hands.

Gaspard he cracked.

He never thought that Oriano, the Indian boy who claimed to be willing to leave the reservation for him 5 years ago, actually fulfilled his promise and left the reservation to find him.

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The author has something to say:

The part of Scorpio is a bit stereotyped, and I would like to say sorry to the Scorpio babies in advance (I am a Pisces and a Scorpio rising, so there will be situations where the description is not in place)

And—recycling of the previous article, the Indian boy is here, hehe.

Finally guess who can kiss Gaspar in the new year's bell

Boots "Yuyouqing" baby da mine~

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