[American Entertainment] The road to becoming a god

"I swear I will never touch the subject of comedy again, never!" Gaspar dragged his exhausted body back to the hotel, he sat down on the sofa, and then sighed contentedly, "God, never I never imagined that a week would be so long—"

When Gaspar came back, Leonardo was lying on his side on the floor, holding his head in one hand and holding the remote control in the other. He was engrossed in the wonderful variety show on TV, even though he couldn't understand a word.

"With all due respect," he sneered at Gaspar without looking back, "it's been 15 days, so—a week isn't really that long."

Gaspar straightened up suddenly, and he asked in horror: "It's been 15 days? Why didn't I realize it!"

"Maybe it's because you can't extricate yourself from being immersed in the shooting of Zhou Xingxing's comedy." Leonardo sounded as if his heart had died, "Honestly, I don't have any hope of going to play, that guy is right , the core of comedy is tragedy.”

Gaspar was taken aback for a moment, then quickly got off the sofa and went to Leonardo's side. He knelt there and patted his arm lightly.

"Who said that?"

"What?"

"It's what you just said—the core of comedy is tragedy or something."

Leonardo turned his face and gave Gaspar an ugly smirk, then replied lazily: "I forgot."

"...You forgot." Gaspar frowned, "What do you mean you forgot."

"It's on TV," Leonardo said. "It's a bald man. It's like an interview. I don't want to watch the interview, but it's almost the only show with English subtitles. The other one with English subtitles is Animal World. —Maybe I should watch Animal World."

He raised his hand and pressed the remote control, and the picture on the screen changed from a haha ​​variety show to an animal documentary about a lion challenging a giraffe.

"Look, it's a giraffe and a lion!" Leonardo said happily.

Gaspar pursed his lips helplessly, got up from the stall and returned to the sofa, he began to think about the sentence that Leonardo said inadvertently, the core of comedy is tragedy, what a brilliant and profound sentence, God , this should be framed.

Many people think that comedies are easy to film, so why is there any difficulty in the content of Yile, which is easy and funny?

Well, what they don't know is that behind the camera, the actors who provided the jokes probably NGed this scene a dozen or even twenty times.Star Master, who is regarded as the king of comedy, is ruthless to others and even more ruthless to himself. Gaspar watched him cut a part of his scene more than 30 times, revised the script 5 times and many times, and finally decided Down or use the original version.

Gasper's experience of repeatedly kissing hundreds of tomatoes on the first day was nothing compared to that.

"That's enough, I don't want to worry about—"

Just when Gaspar emptied his brain and let it run wild, Leonardo turned off the animal world. He hoped that Gaspar could treat himself better. It's not this piece of material, there's no need to push yourself so hard, spend every day in the crew, and make yourself tired like a soulless dummy.

Sometimes he was so tired that he fell asleep in the middle of it, and Leonardo could only force himself to stop, even though Gaspar said it was okay, he slept his own, he did his own, but—— that scene just thinking about it Very weird.

Leonardo was angry, not only because Gaspar was too serious, but also because he thought of him too vulgarly, "You do yours, I sleep mine." These are Gaspar's exact words, listen Listen, is this plausible?What's the matter, even if the other party is tired enough to fall asleep, he still continues to do it. Is he this kind of person in Gaspar's mind?

"I have to correct you, listen to me." Leonardo jumped up from the carpet, walked quickly to the sofa and condescendingly pointed a finger at Gaspar who was collapsed on it, Seriously and seriously preparing to denounce——

Oh no, he couldn't get the words out of his mouth.

Because Gasper, who was lying on the sofa, stretched out his hand begging for a hug.

"There are still 13 shots," Gaspar tilted his head, some mischievous hair was stuck to the thin sweat on his forehead, and his collar was open to reveal his beautiful collarbone. He muttered coquettishly, "The slowest is 5 days. I will finish shooting them, and then we will have a good time, shall we?"

Some kind of string in Leonardo's head snapped off.

Now it's Gaspar lying on the sofa reaching out to him, no one else, or someone else can't make this taste, this ultimate messy beauty, please--that's Gaspar, Lai Leonardo thought that if 1 people were in his position, no one would be able to refuse.

A Gaspar who is acting coquettish and showing weakness to you, the seriousness that Leonardo had raised just now disappeared all of a sudden, he rushed to hug him, and then buried his head in Gaspar's neck, breathing heavily.

"I can wait, it's okay." He said sullenly, "I can wait here for you to finish filming, with the animal world accompanying me 24 hours a day, and English subtitles."

When Leonardo finished speaking, he realized that he was sticking his nose into Gaspar's hair to smell his shampoo. This discovery made him a little panicked, and he said to himself in his heart: You are finished, you are corrupt Yes, you start waiting.

But soon, Gaspar reached out and touched Leonardo's hair, stroking very gently, from the top of the head to the neck, Leonardo narrowed his eyes comfortably.

So Gaspar easily erased another idea of ​​Leonardo without his own knowledge, and again.

……

This kind of warmth didn't last long. Gaspar's cell phone buzzed at around 10 o'clock. He was having sex with Leonardo on the sofa at that time, which made him unable to pick up the phone. Call, and soon, the content of the call was sent by a text message.

"Oh no—" Gaspar looked at the text message and covered his eyes in pain.

"what happened?"

"Master Xing re-watched the shots taken in the morning, and he was not satisfied." Gaspar said, "It seems that he has a new idea, and now I need to go over and make up that shot."

Before Leonardo could say anything to reproach him, Gaspar pushed him away and quickly jumped up from the sofa. He rushed to the door to get his coat, and before leaving, he threw a few banknotes to Leonardo— —

"I'll be back soon, help me order some supper, the leaflet is on the table, I want to eat that beef ball, love you."

As his voice fell, the door slammed shut.

Leonardo stared blankly at the gate, and slowly picked up the banknotes that were scattered in front of his face. His eyes became bitter, and somehow he had a sense of déjà vu that a young lady fell in love with a female ticketer with a family.

Immediately he giggled, though, Gaspar said 'I love you' to him, not to anyone else.

Leonardo writhed on the sofa covering his reddened face. About two seconds later, he slapped the banknote on his face in despair.

More like Miss and Girl Tickets.

……

Soon, the filming schedule came to the 25th day, and all the scenes of Gaspar were officially filmed. The director saved many scenes of him including excitement and smirking until today. According to the experience of those who have experienced it, today is the best easy to succeed.

Sure enough, the last day was the day that Gaspar was NGed the fewest times.

At around 3 p.m., Master Xing made a decision that Gaspar could call it a day.

After breaking away from the relationship of colleagues, Master Xing was obviously a lot more friendly. He shook hands with Gaspar, chatted, and finally expressed his expectation for the next cooperation.Gaspar smiled back, and kept retorting in his heart that there could be another collaboration, but it would not be possible as an actor. It is absolutely impossible for Gaspar to participate in the filming as an actor again.

"Oh, that's great, we still have 5 days to play, 5 full days, so long!" Leonardo sarcastically said, "I've been here alone for more than 20 days, and I'm about to be able to I understand Chinese."

"It's not very good, learn another language." Gaspar praised without emotion, "Stop complaining, my dear Leo, look——I'm not complaining now."

Gaspar struggled to raise the wooden paddle in his hand: "I thought you were going to rent a yacht, not a fishing boat."

Yes, fishing boats.

They are now sitting on a very rustic fishing boat, the waterproof layer seems to be damaged, the surface paint is almost peeled off, and there is a dried fish that looks like it has been dried for many days at Gaspar's feet.

"That's great," Gaspar muttered.

"Don't talk about Gass, let's paddle quickly, we are about to reach Lamma Island." Leonardo said, he paddled vigorously, trying to avoid this topic as much as possible, "Don't you think this is more natural? .”

"...Don't make excuses for yourself, sir." Gaspar rolled his eyes at him, "You rented this fishing boat because the owner of this fishing boat is the only one who thinks we are a couple these days, and at that time I Right next to you, don't try to avoid this, I'll laugh at you every day for the next year."

"Oh—this is so sweet, you want to be with me every day for the next year." Leonardo smiled teasingly at Gaspar, "Admit it, you love me so much."

Gaspar glared at him. "Boat, sir!"

"As ordered."

They rowed for another 10 minutes, and finally reached the edge of Lamma Island. However, they circled around, but they couldn't see the pier where they could dock.

Gaspar frowned: "Did you see the pier Leo?"

Leonardo: "Not in my impression."

Gaspar: "That's weird, I swear we went full circle—"

As he spoke, he took out a map to look at.

"Are you sure we're going in the right direction, Captain DiCaprio?" he asked.

"Very sure, my mate."

Gaspar gave him another look: "I'm serious, Captain, if we can't find the pier, let's jump into the water and swim there. I don't have the strength to continue rowing."

Leonardo: "I'm serious too - we can't do that, the ship still has to be returned."

Just as they were in a hurry (only Gaspar was in a hurry, and Leo enjoyed it all), a very magnetic male voice came from the shore, and he also thoughtfully used English.

"You have to go there. There are two piers on this island, both of which are on the other side." He said, "But it's a bit far away. Otherwise, you can throw the rope to me. This is a small boat, no It’s too heavy, I’ll pull you to shore.”

Gaspar thanked happily: "Thank you so much, I can't hold it anymore—"

However, when he finally saw the true face of the enthusiastic citizen, he couldn't help screaming.

Leonardo was startled, and looked up in confusion: "What's the matter, what's the matter, Gass?!"

"It's not what's wrong, yes, yes - God, how lucky I am!" Gaspar looked so excited that he could hardly breathe, Leonardo was no longer in his eyes, and he rushed to the shore and said loudly: " I’m your big movie fan Fa Ge! I’m really——you’re so handsome, I can watch you shoot and fight for a whole day!”

The enthusiastic citizen on the shore didn't seem to expect that the foreign friend he met by chance had watched his video, so he smiled modestly at the boy.

"Did you see it! He smiled at me! Brother Xiao Ma smiled at me! The God of Gamblers smiled at me! I deserve it!"

Leonardo: "...I won't come out with you again, never."

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The author has something to say:

Leo: I've fallen, I'm so sweet, hehe, my wife loves me!

Gaspar: Brother Ma!God of Gamblers!God of Gamblers!Brother Ma!

Fa Ge: Helping others makes me happy. I am an enthusiastic citizen.

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