Handsome old man Jian Xiu re-employment

"What did you buy last?" Siri counted Chen Chaosheng's consumption.

Chen Chaosheng sat on the bus platform with his bag in his hand, slowly counting the passing vehicles on the road.

A lot of ghost cars.

Black, Audi.

White, Roewe.

Green, shared electric.

The sound of the horn is very loud, and there is also car music playing "good luck". Siri said it was happy to set off sad.

Chen Chaosheng thought that the underworld would only magnify the curse.

He originally planned to take the subway on the [-]th floor back to the pier, but if he brought these liquids, it is said that he would have to take out cans one by one.

He is a person who hates trouble very much. In order to avoid trouble, he had to carry big bags and small bags and chose to take the bus.

If the bus doesn't come, then Yu Jian.

I'm not in a hurry to go back.

"Are you really not going to the place where you died?" Siri asked, "Take me to see it."

"There must be a lot of people there." Chen Chaosheng said, "What's so good about people."

"AI doesn't need to be reincarnated." He said, "If you have the time, you might as well help Lin Hanyan figure out how to fill in his reincarnation wish."

"That's an extra price," Siri said, "It's true. Electronic fortune-telling is illegal."

Behind the station is a street of underworld specialties, colorful light pollution in front of the gate, exaggerated posters pasted on the gate, the things on the posters drive people crazy.

The big octopus squatted at the door, cutting its own sucker to sell grilled squid.

Chen Chaosheng didn't go in.

He went to the specialty store outside and picked up some messy gadgets.

"Great Beauty Underworld Specialty Shop".

The sign is particularly eye-catching, especially the neon lights circled around the word "Yin Yin", shining in the dim light.

There are also some species that are extinct in the world walking on the street.

Eyes full of black and white.

"I bought a lot." Chen Chaosheng said.

He bought some "dead man's white" cream for Meng Xunfeng.It is said that as long as this cream is applied, the complexion can turn into that kind of whiteness that a person has been dead for three days.

I also bought a straw man for Bai Fushui, for 0 to 1 special purpose.It's just Chen Chaosheng, how do you look at it, how does it look like a Barbie doll, or the one from the last century, who will scream "Is there a 1! Is there a 1!"

The clerk turned to Chen Chaosheng and asked him eagerly if he needed an urn, and there were any joint models.

"Why hasn't the Eighteenth Road outside line come yet?" Siri asked, "The map clearly says that the bus has arrived."

"Could it be that he went to another place?" Chen Chaosheng glanced at the screen, "How many [-] outside lines are there in the underworld?"

"Please don't ask questions about the underworld like artificial intelligence." Siri's tone was brisk, "To be honest, I quite appreciate the aesthetics of the underworld, which is not much more beautiful than the underworld."

Chen Chaosheng didn't seem in a hurry.

He leaned against the sign, and the people waiting for the bus were always far away from him.

"Chen Chaosheng, don't you want to go back?" Siri asked him, "If you wanted to go back, you wouldn't sit in this seat and wait for the bus that won't come for a while."

"Maybe." Chen Chaosheng said.

Many of the seepage bricks on the street are covered with that kind of dark gray debris, which flutters like butterflies when the wind blows.

It is the time when autumn is drawing to a close.

The cold wave came yesterday.

The wind and cold air from Siberia made his eyes water with tears.

"But I promised my uncle that we will go to the premiere." Chen Chaosheng said, "That movie about me."

"Who do you think Xu Sanqing will be with in the end?" Siri asked, "I really don't understand the love between you human beings. It's enough for the three of you to be together. Why must you insist on pure love? Threesomes, how good it is."

"Monogamy." Chen Chaosheng said.

"I said, the three of them should be together." Siri said, "You old bastards, don't come out to fall in love and harm other people."

"The age difference between us young people and you is the span between cavemen and today's humans. Remember not to come out to smelt copper, or you will die."

"That's right." Chen Chaosheng patted his head, "Tell me... I feel like I didn't do anything after I woke up."

"I've done a lot." Siri said, "Take it... as a long vacation."

"Chen Chaosheng, are you going to sit here forever?" Siri asked him, "Sit here and exhale."

"I'm a little tired, I want to take a rest." Chen Chaosheng said, "The cicadas stopped singing."

"Stupid, you woke up in summer, and it's autumn now."

Suddenly there was no sound.

Chen Chaosheng turned around.

His movie is playing on the platform.

Black and white.

It begins with that familiar icon with a dragon on it.

He saw his own magnified face on the screen.

His expression was indifferent, and he tilted his head slightly, revealing a small light-colored scar on his jaw.

Eyelashes are so long.

"Chen Chaosheng, why did you pick up the sword?"

Chen Chaosheng heard his own voice amidst the noise of people.

He holds the comical prop sword in a parody of himself.

The dead in the underworld are watching him.

Siri yelled loudly: "Chen Chaosheng can even play himself!"

Chen Chaosheng looked at himself standing on the cliff.

In the sky on the screen was light rain, and white birds were flying in the gloomy wind, landing on his shoulders, with red webbed feet stepping on the cured silver hair.

The young man on the screen looked at Shiratori silently.

"Do you know what I was thinking at that time?" Chen Chaosheng asked off-screen.

"I don't know." Siri replied directly.

"I was thinking that this bird keeps flying, won't it be tired?"

The bird stood on his shoulder for a while, then flew away and hid itself in the light-colored mountains, where the bamboos all over the mountains made noises.

For some reason, Chen Chaosheng also bowed to those who were looking at the screen.

He took out a rose and threw it vigorously at the false sun in the sky.

No sound.

Only the BGM on the screen has a strong sense of rhythm.

The old men found the best musicians in Sizhou and spent a long time grinding out these tunes.

Before the roses touched the false sun, they began to scatter.

"She will become the real sun here." Chen Chaosheng smiled, "How wonderful."

The artificial sun has color.

The thick and colorful red burns like a raging fire.

"Are you going to find your own body?"

"No, I'm going to find Xie Chunshan." Siri said, "Suddenly I miss him very much."

"Goodbye." Chen Chaosheng pressed the off button.

"Thank you," he said.

"This is the last scene."

The author says:

orz that's it.

finish force.sword

Xiu Meimei retires【You】

...Let me add a little extra...Because I can't finish the list of words [kowtow] I should start writing work on Thursday...

take my friend

"It is forbidden to fall in love with the beautiful system! [Quick Transmigration]" by Pei Chuanye

Copywriting

There is a villain in every small world. Their life experience is extremely tragic, their growth path is distorted, and there is no less malicious urging from others.

And Yu Tingquan, transmigrated into the system of the villains.

"Your task is to urge the villain to go further and further down the road of blackening, and keep guiding him to become bad."

Yu Tingquan obediently agreed: "Okay, what else?"

"Because of the lack of manpower, you have to act as the cannon fodder for bullying the villains in the world, and you will be killed by the blackened villains in the end."

Yu Tingquan: "..."

It sounds so weird.

However, he dutifully cooperated with the outside world and bullied the villains, but the villains fell in love with him without exception.

Yu Tingquan: Huh.

●The despicable slaves in the ABO text

After the villain's family was ruined, he was sold to a slave farm, but was bought by the imperial prince who suffered from pheromone hunger, and was humiliated in every way.In the end, the villain couldn't bear to escape from the palace, blackened and collapsed, and was strangled by the righteous protagonist on the spot.

In order to make him loathe himself even more, Yu Tingquan whispered in his ears: "The prince of the empire is a rich man, he will definitely torture you to death!"

Yu Tingquan held two positions, and immediately played the perverted prince. When the villain was about to escape, he blocked him in the corner by himself: "What are you running? Is it possible that you can't leave without breaking your hands and feet?" I?"

However, the villain looked at his body flushed with pheromone hunger, and the powerful pheromone carefully wrapped Yu Tingquan.

The tone is pleasant, as if coaxing.

"Give me a temporary marker and I won't leave, okay?"

Yu Tingquan was frightened: "That's not how the script was written!"

●The enchanted apprentice in the novel of Xianxia

The villain is a collateral disciple of the number one sect in the world. He managed to squeeze into the inner sect, but was excluded for no reason.After the villain went mad, he was shot through the heart by the talented protagonist.

Yu Tingquan rubbed his hands and said bad things secretly: "Your master must be jealous of your outstanding talent and wants to harm your Taoism."

In order to prove this point of view, Yu Tingquan immediately acted as a vicious master. Among the books, he carried a book of evil skills, and said maliciously: "Go back and read it overnight."

After the villain returned home, he studied hard all night, and his eyes were blackened the next day.

Yu Tingquan proudly said: "I told you, he just has no good intentions..."

Before he finished speaking, he realized that the villain was pushing him against the wall, and his eyes were full of obsession: "Master wants me to learn something overnight, but this?"

Yu Tingquan shed tears and said, "Is it too late to run now?

In the eyes of the villains, the world is against them.

There are people who constantly dislike, bully, and even humiliate them——

Until a person who called himself the system came to them.

He is young, beautiful, and gentle, and is the only light for those in the abyss.

Until one day, they finally discovered that the clumsy and bad system was the cannon fodder for bullying them.

As punishment, they blocked Yu Tingquan in a corner, whispered to him, and poured out their private love words.

——"System 007, it's you."

——"This time, don't run away again."

1v1 slice attack, vest received.