Handsome old man Jian Xiu re-employment

Chen Chaosheng got on the boat to the underworld.

Technology is a good thing.

In the past, at the ferry, several ghost messengers were always required to ferry people by the river.If there are too many people, you will have to wait in a long line, and there are not a few people who jump in line to cross the river.

When the enemies met each other on the boat, they were so angry that they capsized the boat.Lovers meet on a boat, and they want to kiss for the last time in front of the Naihe bridge. After the kiss is over, they spit out all the internal organs in each other's mouth. After the kiss, the two jump into the river to die in love. After the death, they find out that they were brothers and sisters in the previous life. In the previous life, one was a pig and the other was a dog. , I can't take it anymore, I pull the boat to climb up, and the people waiting for the boat are also annoying.

I am most afraid of seasickness.

It's still better now, the ghost ships are all beautiful Harmony, but unfortunately they are black and white, they look like old movies from the last century.

Swipe your ID card in and out. If the ID card is lost, a temporary death certificate will be issued a few hours in advance.

Chen Chaosheng's seat is in the VIP room.

A group of other dead people were crowded in the small cabin behind the VIP room.There are many dead faces, a middle-aged man lost his eyeball, and the whole boat is still looking for his eyeball.

The black suit followed Chen Chaosheng to the underworld, saying that he wanted to report to his boss for work, and there was also a ticket from the Heavenly Court, but it was not appropriate to discuss.

There is no such talent as Siri in the underworld.

After Siri sent the email, Tianting never bothered him again.Maybe it was because he was afraid that he would be in a bad mood.

Chen Chaosheng was leaning against the back of the velvet chair, and the gloomy wind was blowing on both sides, making the glass creak, as if it was about to shatter in the next second.

The windows are also black and white.

Black water, white water.

Beating the hull.

"The wind in Hui is smooth, the sky is bright and the air is clear." The black suit moved a small bench and sat by the door, "The underworld is really thriving."

Chen Chaosheng looked at the gray-black sky.

A huge wave ahead was broken by the boat.

"The wind is calm." The black suit was not surprised, and looked at the water flowing down the glass. "This sound is good. You have to savor it carefully to understand the beauty of it."

Chen Chaosheng shrank into the window.

The water is full of people, and it feels a little creepy.

The most frightening thing is that these dead people are whispering.If it wasn't for people, Chen Chaosheng wasn't afraid of dead ghosts and dead dogs, he was only afraid of dead people.

Dead people also speak human language.

"0035, is the traffic in your underworld always like this?" Chen Chaosheng asked the black suit.

The electronic screen in front of the seat was still playing Hell's tourism promotional video repeatedly.

The filming was sunny, with several beautiful young ghosts and ghosts twisting their waists on the screen.

There was a girl's eyeballs that accidentally fell off, and landed right at the feet of the black suit on the screen.

The black suit picked up the eyeballs for the female ghost, wiped them with the hem of the suit, and then handed them to her: "This is your eyeball."

The female ghost smiled coquettishly at him, showing her white teeth: "No, it's your eyeballs."

"Building a civilized underworld begins with picking up the eyeballs." This is the subtitle, "Civilized and courteous, strive to be wiser and smarter than the people of the underworld, and accumulate more virtues for yourself."

"Your underworld... is quite moral." Chen Chaosheng withdrew his gaze.

A cup of black tea poured into a plastic cup.

It was so red that it looked like blood was flowing.

"That's natural." The black suit smiled, took a sip of black tea, and choked, "Lord Yan Wang is already organizing the repair of the high-speed rail. We have plans to build a bridge across the Styx River and an airplane, but there is no production yet. Create a plane that can fly in the underworld."

"Some laws of the human world do not apply in the underworld." The black suit said again, "The theoretical and scientific construction of the underworld is really a hard bone. Don't worry, anyway, take your time. The market already exists, and the market will drive everything."

"This is really..." Chen Chaosheng thought for a while, "Is the high-speed rail in your underworld also the Harmony?"

"Yes, but it's still on trial. Some old ghosts don't want to build high-speed rail, saying it disturbs the dragon's veins." The black suit said, "The construction of our scientific underworld has always been hindered by these things. Still can't turn around, they've lived too long."

"The dragons are extinct."

Chen Chaosheng said: "Tell them to go to the world for a while, that's all."

"The etiquette is broken there." Chen Chaosheng shook the plastic cup, and the brown tea dust floated up, "It's the first time I came to this world, and I just feel that the world has gone crazy."

"It's not just crazy, it's broken."

The black suit said: "What you said makes sense. But they are always unwilling to go to the mortal world easily."

"Squat at home. Squat at home before death, and still squat at home after death. Meetings are held every now and then on the grave, and no outsiders are seen."

"But it's gotten better recently, Lin Hanyan is so stubborn." The black suit swallowed the tea, and his complexion became ruddy visibly, "Look at him, he still has such long hair, and he doesn't want to say anything. Wearing a suit. Said that our clothes are made of dog skin. Dog skin is dog skin. His Tsing Yi, which has not been changed for hundreds of years, is like a rag. "

Chen Chaosheng was sitting up straight, wearing a mask, and when he was looking out the window, he was caught off guard by a grimace.

Seeing that he paused, the black suit turned around and knocked on the window.

"The people in the underworld are simple and hospitable." The black suit smiled and flattened the head, "Don't get so close, the glass will be dirty."

Chen Chaosheng saw that the drowned ghost fell into the river without any life, but the river rolled more and more violently.

"Clear and swift." The black suit drank the red tea, "Where were we talking about?

"The scenery in the underworld is really nice." Chen Chaosheng said.

"Miao Zan Miao Zan, it's still not good compared to the underworld." The black suit seemed to take his words seriously, and humbly said, "This is the beauty of the underworld."

"That thing?" Chen Chaosheng pointed to the floating corpse not far away.

It was the corpse of a child, floating on the water, with no eyeballs at the position of the eyeballs, so two Alpine lollipops had to be stuffed into the eye sockets.

A strawberry flavor, an apple flavor, can also be regarded as a kind of heterochromatic pupil.

"That kid likes swimming." The black suit whistled, "Maybe he watched too much The Little Mermaid before his death."

"It looks very chic." The black suit praised, "The eyes are good, red and green, beautiful, and the same style as the traffic light."

I don't know if the kid understood what he said, and he struggled and jumped over, half of his face with only bones left was pressed against the glass, and several cracks appeared in the glass in response.

"Harmony." The black suit said, "Look, how happy it is smiling."

Chen Chaosheng looked into its eye sockets: "It feels like it wants to eat me."

"The brains are about to burst out of laughter." The black suit finished the black tea, "It's good to eat tofu curd at noon, or which tofu nao?"

"Mr. Chen, do you eat tofu?"

"Eat tofu, but not yours." Chen Chaosheng said, "Do people still eat after death?"

"You have to keep some of the habits you had when you were alive. But it will rot." The black suit said, "A person is still a person after death."

"Do dead people want to shit?" Chen Chaosheng suddenly thought of this question.

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ending.