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Chen Chaosheng looked at himself on the LCD screen.

This is the tidbit of the little beard grabbing him.

On the screen, he has painted his eyeliner, maybe even put on a little lip balm, and his complexion is much more rosy after two or three layers of powder.

Girls who put on makeup always say that he has good bones, but his lips are too thin.

Chen Chaosheng thought this might be because he didn't talk too much.

Xiao Wang's lips are very thick, and he always buys different roses for his girlfriend. His daily salary is only two hundred, and he spends thirty for takeaway, and one hundred for flowers. When a bunch of roses rode a small motor to find his girlfriend, it was like a stupid white Samoyed holding flowers.

The kind with the tail raised high.

He glanced at his lips on the screen, and this tidbit seemed to be a snapshot of him sitting on a chair and putting on a mask for himself.

People around were clamoring, and it was the little disciple who was holding a sword, and a short-sighted young actor thought that Liu Shu was the man in Tsing Yi who Xiao Wang was experimenting with, and acted engrossed in front of the tree.

"Don't die!" The little actor broke his voice.

Only Chen Chaosheng was playing with the rose in silence, and the camera fell on the red rose at his fingertips.The thorns were meekly put away under his hands.

"Do you like roses?" the cameraman asked him.

In the camera, Chen Chaosheng raised his head after a half-beat delay, blinked, and there was no emotion in his black eyes.

"It's fine," he said.

"The rose is beautiful," said the man. "You are always playing with this rose."

"En." Chen Chaosheng's eyes turned away again.

The sun shone on his silver hair, making it a light color between yellow and white.

A willow leaf fell on his hair, and the camera slowly turned to the swaying willow in the distance.

Chen Chaosheng originally thought that his shot would end here, but the shot captured his blurred shadow and he murmured.

"The willow tree this autumn has lost its leaves again."

There is a line of small words below: "This is the second youngest actor in the crew, holding a thermos cup and drinking chrysanthemum wolfberry tea every day."

The scene ends, and the next one to appear is a middle-aged man.

The actor playing the middle-aged Chen Chaosheng was wearing white clothes, sitting under a sun umbrella, chatting with Director Zhang, and his demeanor was calm.

Two old men, He Jianguo and Bai Nianyun, moved small benches and sat in front of the TV, grabbing a handful of newly bought melon seeds.

"Chaosheng, you're promising, this looks like an expert." He Jianguo's melon seeds creaked, "He's so handsome, oh, he's so handsome, he can be compared to when I was young Compared."

"Don't put gold on your face." Bai Nianyun tapped him on the shoulder, "Xiao Chen, it's really good, you're well-developed."

Even Meng Xunfeng, who was sitting on the chair, raised his head: "Chaosheng, don't you act really well."

"It's much better than Baifushui." Meng Xunfeng said, "What were you thinking when you said that?"

Chen Chaosheng stopped packing his things.

He doesn't have a lot of things to pack.After all, he had agreed with Tianting that he would go to Sizhou No. [-] Middle School for another month of education, and he always had to pack something and bring it there.

I didn’t have a schoolbag either, so I simply took the KFC bag and stuffed two medical records into it, and I also stuffed Meng Xunfeng’s "Capital" and "The Power of the Market". He Jianguo kindly gave me a copy of "Mahjong Techniques" 36 Lectures: The Secret of Never Losing in Mahjong", Bai Nianyun saw that he still had too few books, so he stuffed another copy of "How to Capture the Boy Who Loves You".

Holding it in his hand, Chen Chaosheng felt that this knowledge was really heavy.

"Chaosheng, if you see a young boy, don't go there, hold back." Bai Nianyun said, "Don't put yourself in it, introduce yourself to mother-in-law, mother-in-law needs it."

He Jianguo couldn't sit still: "Old woman, what do you mean?"

"I'm looking for a partner for our grandson." Bai Nianyun rolled his eyes at him, "No, the grandson is useless, and if he can't find a wife, he can't just find a husband."

"Where are the civil servants in Tianting?" Chen Chaosheng stuffed a few pens into his pocket.

"He, the people in Tianting still have such a bad temper." Meng Xunfeng said casually, "Do you really think you are superior?"

"The people in Heaven have always been like this." Chen Chaosheng sat on the chair and took a rest, "Uncle, he didn't lose his temper?"

"Ah, what's the use of losing your temper? Uncle Master shook his hand at him, and he went obediently." Meng Xunfeng closed his notebook with a snap, "I feel that these people at the lower level of the Heavenly Court are still Not very good. I really don't know how they build it."

"It looks like I didn't learn history and politics well." He Jianguo got excited, "This is a matter of style! It needs to be cleaned up! Really, if this is my subordinate, I have to deal with it."

"Come on." Bai Nianyun sneered, "Who else do you want to deal with? It's not bad for them to deal with you."

"You're right." He Jianguo said, "My old man, He, has made many mistakes, large and small, in his life, but he has never corrupted the people with a needle or thread, and he has never appealed to the people." The people who say a few serious things. If you can’t find a home, I will take them home. You ask Chaosheng, right?”

Chen Chaosheng was noncommittal.

"What about others?" Chen Chaosheng asked Meng Xunfeng.

He was also worried that this guy would cause trouble and cause him a lot of trouble.

Meng Xunfeng leaned on the table on the bed, and smiled evilly: "I sent him to the company 996. After half a month on 996, I guess he will be completely obedient."

After he finished laughing, the three people present all turned their heads away.

Chen Chaosheng didn't know where his uncle learned to laugh like this, it felt too greasy, so greasy that he couldn't speak.

"Old Meng, how about talking nicely?" He Jianguo couldn't bear it and said, "The four of us are older, this is unbearable. I also have high blood lipids, so I can't see these oily things."

"Such a terrifying capitalist." Siri didn't see Meng Xunfeng's smile, "Chen Chaosheng, you're going to high school tomorrow, are you nervous?"

"I'm so nervous. I'm so nervous." Chen Chaosheng leaned against the back of the chair, "It feels a bit difficult to breathe in."

"Could you please stop reading so blankly?" Siri asked.

"You make it look like my artificial intelligence talks a lot." Siri said, "It is obvious that the great artificial intelligence is doing alms and talking to humans."

"Chaosheng is, you don't have to worry too much." Meng Xunfeng said, "I will ask your brother to donate a few buildings to Sizhou No. [-] Middle School in another day, and you will be able to enjoy a happy high school life."

"Chaosheng, remember to take care of my grandson when you go." He Jianguo interjected, "I'm always worried about that child. Alas, it's hard to find a relationship and beg for help. I'm going to put my old face on it. Send him in."

"The requirements are not high, just let him take the 211 exam." He said, "This is the third thought of repeating the exam. If you don't come up with some grades, it's not justified."

"It's still 211, and a line is hanging." Bai Nianyun got up and turned off the lights in the ward. "This time, I will send him to college. If he goes to high school, there will be no way out. Hit his classmate." , They all said that after a few years of teaching qualifications examination, I will be his teacher."

The second time Chen Chaosheng came to Sizhou No. [-] Middle School, he had very similar thoughts.

The same uneasiness.

Alas!

Going to school is like going to a grave, reading is like going to a funeral.

School is the grave of youth.

"Chen Chaosheng, stand up straight." Siri said, "Don't have such a dead face! You are a sunny boy now! Think about high school! Young siblings!"

"Siri, you said I'm going to beat up that court servant now, can he help me go to school?"

"Then are you willing to help him 996 and still be deducted the year-end bonus?" Siri asked him back, "I really don't understand how you humans create so many things that make you miserable."

"Heaven will send a great mission to the people of Sri Lanka." Chen Chaosheng grabbed his long hair.

"Stop talking. What does suffering have to do with happiness? It's like a bicycle and a fish. Does a fish have to learn to ride a bicycle to swim in water?"

Chen Chaosheng walked across the asphalt avenue, walked to the teaching building, and sat down on the grass.

He felt that he was dressed in a particularly youthful and sunny way today, with a short-sleeved T-shirt and denim shorts, giving him the feeling of an 80-year-old man pretending to be young.

The school notified that morning exercises were going to be done today, but Chen Chaosheng didn't want to do morning exercises.

It sounds like he's exhausted, and he's even more afraid that his lumbar disc herniated, so it's fun.

Today is the opening ceremony of the sports meeting again.After a while, there was a long speech by the school leader, thinking about it was enough to make people drowsy, so he sat down under the tree and watched these little girls and boys running around on the playground.

The playing field looked freshly painted, and the tracks were brightly colored.

A red banner with yellow letters on it was pasted on the wall.

"There are 305 days left before the college entrance examination."

The two words in the middle are somewhat unclear.

"It's really hard." Chen Chaosheng said.

"You won't be liberated after the college entrance examination. The only thing that doesn't have any burden is the summer after the college entrance examination." Siri chatted with him, "As long as a person is alive, he is tired, dragging his legs and limping, and he has to move forward. .”

"Before he died, he was exhausted. You can tell by looking at Xie Chunshan. I give him a little hope to hang him. He will really work hard."

Those kids run fast.

Wearing an all-blue-and-white school uniform.

A boy in school uniform ran too fast, and his shoes flew out, hitting the director's ass on one side, and the director stopped holding his ass.

Chen Chaosheng vaguely remembered that a long time ago when he was young, he ran in the Zongmen in the morning like this.While running, he shouted to Li Chenfang, you are so wicked, come out and run, while shouting to Chen Chaosheng, don't allow Yujian, you are also wicked.

Siri said that Yujian during the morning run is like a college student riding an electric car for fun.

The sun is slowly rising from the east.

"Siri, if you were given a day to live as a human, would you like to?" Chen Chaosheng asked tentatively.

"I want to." Siri replied, "I've always wanted to have a body, but not necessarily a human one."

"I want to touch Xie Chunshan with my hands."

"Human beings are the greatest machines that nature has ever made, and they are not perfect for our machines."

"What about my body?" Chen Chaosheng scratched his head, just in time to meet the eyes of the dean.

"When I think about going to school in this kind of place, I feel like I'm going to die." Chen Chaosheng turned his head, "Heavenly Court really doesn't have a good thing, asking me to study in the third year of high school, isn't it a blatant torment? "

"So I thought, please take over my body for a while. During this period, you can do whatever you want, and I won't stop you."

"But you can't watch movies, and you can't sleep with Xie Chunshan." Chen Chaosheng added, "This is not allowed."

"What about Bai Fushui?"

"Bai Fushui has undigested feces in his rectum." Chen Chaosheng said, "Don't take my body."

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Chen Chaosheng: I don’t want to study