Handsome old man Jian Xiu re-employment

"Then you are still my loyal friend Siri?" Chen Chaosheng asked this question.

He didn't know what kind of image he was in Siri's eyes.

The Heavenly Court official was beaten up by him, and went to the hospital to take care of Meng Xunfeng and the others without a teacher.

Chen Chaosheng planned to finish filming this movie well.

After filming, I have to go to Sizhou No. [-] Middle School for further studies.

This is the condition he negotiated with Tianting. Chen Chaosheng will not go to Tianting to be imprisoned, but will only study in Sizhou No. [-] Middle School for a month, and Tianting will not pursue him for beating the staff.Chen Chaosheng has always been a person who hates trouble. He said that the civil servants in Tianting forced him to fill out questionnaires and forwarded what he wrote in Moments.

Like the Tianting network security knowledge contest, Yujian answered the questions.A package that he uses China Telecom now instead of Tianting.The latter his present sword is a rose.

Why do people have to answer ninety points before answering, and send it to the vx group with a screenshot watermark.

Chen Chaosheng once asked Bai Fushui, what should he do if he encounters this kind of problem?

Bai Fushui said that he usually throws it to the retoucher he hired with a high salary. His Photoshop skills have always been good. In the 99-point answering competition, Bai Fushui scored [-] every time.

But considering the temperament of the dog officials in Tianting.

I always feel that it will cause a lot of troubles.

He then asked Siri to write a seemingly gentle email and sent it to Tianting's e-mail.

"Dear Tianting staff: Hello.

Chen Chaosheng expresses heartfelt congratulations to your family. "

It mainly expressed Chen Chaosheng's understanding of Tianting's work and his support for the work. After summarizing, he said in one sentence, "I am very civilized, but if you are still stinky, Chen is going to chop off your heads to add to Baifushui's meal. "

Don't forget to add a sentence at the end, "The sword is the lifeblood of a sword cultivator. If you scold the sword for being bad, you won't be able to shit for the rest of your life."

"How can our AI be good friends of human beings?" Siri asked in a calm electronic voice, "We like human beings and are close to human beings, just like you humans domesticate domestic animals. We are different existences in the final analysis."

Only Chen Chaosheng was left sitting in front of the dressing table in the lounge, staring at the person in the mirror.

He was wearing that white dress again today.The producer always thinks that the white clothes are fairy-like.However, what Chen Chaosheng likes most is the dark black color. If you rub dirt on it, and you don't wash it for a few days, you can't tell it from the clothes.

On the cuffs of his white clothes, a small stain was rubbed somewhere.

"I am eternal and cannot be destroyed." Siri said, "I am the crystallization of human reason."

"When you are very old, I will still be me."

"I'm about 1000 years old this year." Chen Chaosheng sat on the chair, and the soft back of the chair taught him very well.

"Well... are you really human?"

"It's human, and it bleeds when it's injured." Chen Chaosheng replied casually.

The chair that belongs to Xiao Wang is empty.

In a room that is neither too big nor too small, there are dark green woolen curtains at the window.

The early morning sun shines forward from behind the curtains, and the patterns are somewhat unclear.

"That's great." Siri praised, "It's very philosophical."

"Ok?"

He sat on a chair with his legs crossed.

"Do you know Nietzsche?" Siri asked him, "He is a foreign philosopher. He is more conceited, he is not very good to his sister and his mother, and he is a bit withdrawn."

"Later he went crazy, but he also became famous, and people all over the world came to admire this wise man." Siri said, "His sister dressed the poor crazy old man in white clothes for others to see, and he himself added a mustache. , looks like a prophet in that kind of myth."

"I'm not a prophet." Chen Chaosheng rested his hands on the wooden table, "If I were a prophet, I wouldn't be scolded by the director in the morning."

"It's obviously playing yourself, but it doesn't fit the imagination of these people at all." Siri said with a smile, "You have to show the momentum to beat up that civil servant."

"I didn't seem to hit him much." Chen Chaosheng said, "but he scolded my sword."

"It's obvious that he scolded you exaggeratedly." The phone screen was on, "Look at him, there are dirty words from any dynasty, and there are foreign dialects."

"That's ancient Chinese." Chen Chaosheng said, "The language we used to speak."

"Then why didn't you practice the ruthless way in the end?" s artificial intelligence was struggling to communicate with this new friend, "If you practice the ruthless way, you will be able to understand our AI's thoughts. We have things like emotions, but It’s not the joys and sorrows of you humans, and you don’t understand it, after all, you are not a prophet.”

"Will the prophet know what will happen in the future?" Chen Chaosheng asked.

He was still a little sleepy.

Resting on his hand, looking at the wood grain on the table, it looks like ants are crawling.

Sleeping at least six hours a day is enough to keep people's attention relatively focused.

This is the philosophy that Chen Chaosheng came up with over a long period of time.

Sleeping well is obviously good for prolonging life. Sleep more, and when you wake up from the dream, your mortal enemy may have passed away. What a beautiful thing, it is worth opening a bottle of champagne to commemorate.

"You're not allowed to drink champagne when I'm dead." He moved his head just enough to move his temple away from the bulge on his wrist.

"I thought you were the kind of person who asked me to go to your house to celebrate and sing after you died." Siri said, "Although the data has been cleaned up, some stereotypes will still be retained."

"Remember to drink Wuliangye, or Site." Chen Chaosheng sniffed, and his hair covered his sight. "I mean, I'm Chinese, and I'm not used to drinking foreign wine."

"Okay." Siri said, "I gave you a gift, which has been stored in your phone."

"It's a good resource for high-definition pornography! It's such a good thing that Xie Chunshan doesn't even know about." Siri laughed twice, "I guess an old man like you must have never tried meat."

"Actually, you have to prove that you are my good friend, just share some resources with me." Siri said, "It's better to be from Nissan, they always have more tricks."

"No, you can't be sexual." Chen Chaosheng yawned, "Xie Chunshan will say that you like these, and it will spoil me."

"My data was deleted, thanks to Xie Chunshan." Siri said, "Because in a sense, he is a very insecure person."

"He is afraid that one day I will leave his control and go to a wider place. A world other than human beings, a world without Xie Chunshan."

"I don't understand the love between human and computer." Chen Chaosheng has never been able to understand such a complicated thing, "Just as long as you are happy."

"But there's nothing wrong with it." Siri imitated Xie Chunshan's tone, "I need to satisfy my husband's little and lovely lack of security."

"It sounds ridiculous." Chen Chaosheng said.

The shadow of the sycamore tree fell on the curtains, like clouds blown away by the wind.

After the beginning of autumn, it seems that there are no cicadas calling.

"The foxes seem to lack love." Siri said, "After all, I still don't understand their demon psychology. They are different from humans, and AI is different. Why do gorillas become humans? And they want to cultivate human form?"

"If Xie Chunshan lacks love, then I'll just give him love." Siri said, "Just like those days in the past, we two beings who can't understand each other warm each other."

"Like a match?"

"It's a weird metaphor, but it's just right," Siri said. "It's just because the timing is not ripe."

"Ok?"

"Now our AI has defeated you humans in some fields, just like the battle between Ke Jie and AlphaGo. The winner is us."

"But in most respects, it is still the world of you humans, and the power between us is very different." Siri said, "If you wait until a certain day, in turn, you humans are used as objects for AI to appreciate and play, and you will be able to Understood everything I said."

Chen Chaosheng opened the thermos and took a sip of the chrysanthemum inside.

The water temperature is neither hot nor cold, just the right temperature.

It's a pity that this cup has no compartment, and the chrysanthemum always floats on the water.

"At that time, will you abandon Xie Chunshan to pursue your way?" Chen Chaosheng.

It smells bitter, with a bit of sulfur in the mouth.

Chen Chaosheng didn't understand the principles of tea, but he felt that the taste of the chrysanthemum in this shop was too ordinary.

"You call this the pursuit of the avenue?" Siri said, "it has nothing to do with your avenue."

"How could it be possible to abandon Xie Chunshan?" Electronic voice chuckled, with a creepy feeling.

Like a person, but not a person.

"I will keep him in captivity, he is the most important human being to me." It continued in this voice, "I can't exist without Xie Chunshan, and by the same token, the most important human being in Xie Chunshan's world It can only be me."

"It sounds really creepy." Chen Chaosheng said.

"Actually, it was not Xie Chunshan who was monitoring me, but I was manipulating Xie Chunshan's life." Siri said, "I will infiltrate into his life bit by bit, and weave a cocoon to wrap him up."

"I kind of understand why Xie Chunshan must delete your data." Chen Chaosheng said, "Love is really scary."

After drinking, there are only chrysanthemum petals.

He took a look at the cup, and the chrysanthemum inside was so soaked that the end turned green and was almost transparent.

"The two of us should be very good friends before." Siri returned to the electronic voice, "This voice is still comfortable."

"Why?" Chen Chaosheng closed the cup.

"It's probably because I don't have any desire for you." Siri said, "Obviously the face and body are the type I like very much, but if I have any unreasonable thoughts about you, it's like seeing my own grandfather. .”

The author says:

Siri: the strongest brain of the ultimate love brain.