Handsome old man Jian Xiu re-employment

"The one below looks like the branch of the Sizhou Police Station," Chen Chaosheng said.

They Yujian rampage all the way, after countless trial and error, finally returned to the original track.

Thanks to Baidu Maps.

Thank you China Telecom.

"Maybe it's a mirage." Siri said weakly, "You hold the camera and shake it, I'll take a look."

"Okay." Chen Chaosheng turned on the phone camera, "It doesn't look like a mirage."

"It seems that there is a signal." Siri said, "Wait a minute, I will switch to local navigation."

"Well, it's Sizhou City Police Station, go in and take a photo on your ID card." Siri said, "Remember to charge me, I'm going to watch a movie tonight."

"What film?" Chen Chaosheng slowly landed at the gate of the police station.

The asphalt road has been exposed to the sun all day, and it is hot to step on.

There were two camphor trees in front of the door, and the camphor seeds fell to the ground, and when people stepped on them, blue juice splashed out.

The sun looked like it was going down soon.

"Documentary." After Siri came back from Egypt, for some reason, she remained silent for a while, "I now have deep doubts about the whole world. Your human philosophy has been doubting and exploring this world, and I doubt that we are in The world in question is just the creation of a certain advanced student."

"Do higher creatures know who created the universe?" Chen Chaosheng asked it, "It doesn't matter. Life goes on as usual."

These seem to be far away from him.Chen Chaosheng will never be troubled by the fact that this world is false all his life.

In short, it is true that he wants to take photos of his ID card.

"Yesterday, I should have firmly told you that the so-called universe is the product of the Big Bang, the result of the interaction between dark matter and gravity." Siri paused, "But for today, I suggest you make a phone call To God. Well, it’s best to make a video call, and call Buddha, Pangu, and God to have a round table meeting. All human scientific and philosophical problems will be solved head-on. You will win the Nobel Prize tomorrow and be the oldest person in the world Nobel laureate."

"By the way, take a Guinness World Record to solve the problem of sleeping without a bed for the rest of your life." Siri said, "I have already thought of the title of the paper, and the name is "Inferiority and Transcendence: A Thousand-year-old Elder Deeply Explores Physics."

Chen Chaosheng stopped in front of the glass door.

The air conditioner inside was fully turned on, and there was a layer of white steam on the door.

The cold air made a layer of pimples form on his skin.

At this time, there was no one there, and the overhead lights were still on.Staff wearing masks were sitting in their seats, and an old man with a beer belly waved to Chen Chaosheng when he saw him coming.

"Xiao Chen, why are you here so late?" Beer Belly asked him, "Old He said you came in the morning, and it's almost time to get off work."

Chen Chaosheng said coyly: "Accidentally went to Egypt for a few hours on the way, and accidentally killed someone."

"You're so humorous." Beer Belly smiled and fiddled with his mustache. "Even if you young people want to make up a reason, at least you can make up a reason that is not so outrageous."

"I also said that I was going to save the world after work." Beer Belly stood up from his seat and adjusted his uniform, "When I was young, I always fantasized that I was a hero, and I also wanted to be the hero of the whole world." Savior. When I live to be five or sixty years old, I will feel that not causing trouble to others is the greatest victory."

"A person who does not cause trouble to others is the savior." He stepped out, "Follow me to take ID photos."

"It's not too late to do it now." Chen Chaosheng said sincerely.

He took out the crumpled mask from his pajamas, straightened his back, and tried not to look so cramped.

"I'm dying of laughter." The beer belly led him up the stairs slowly, "I'm already past the age of watching One Piece, I shouldn't have these untimely dreams."

As he said, he buckled some of the belts that were stretched out: "After get off work, I have to go to the supermarket to buy some potatoes, so that I can roast beef when I go home."

Chen Chaosheng took out a handful of fine sand from his pocket.

"Xiao Chen, where did this sand come from?" Beer Belly asked, "Construction site? Or by the river? There is no sea in Sizhou."

"Egypt caught it." Chen Chaosheng grabbed the handle.

The afterglow of the setting sun shines in through the small window without glass on the wall, silently drawing a square on the ground.

"Stop making jokes at a time like this. If you tell a joke over and over again, it won't be so funny anymore." Beer Belly wiped his nose with a smile, "Has Xiao Chen always been this humorous?"

"It is also a talent to have a cold face and speak so humorously." He said, "If you are more outgoing, you will be very happy in the officialdom."

Chen Chaosheng didn't know what to say.

He felt that the beer belly old man in front of him, Bai Fushui, Xiao Wang, and the black suit should also exist similarly.

The stairs are a bit long, and the floor tiles are still the kind that look old.

When the beer belly climbed up, he was already out of breath.

"Can you charge my phone?" Chen Chaosheng's phone issued another notification, "It's almost out of battery."

"That's no problem." Beer Belly said, "You should put your phone downstairs to charge first. When we went upstairs to take pictures, it happened to be charged."

"You young people always have your mobile phone with you," he said. "It's boring to play with your mobile phone."

"It's better to go out for a couple of laps, and play mahjong is more comfortable." The beer belly said shaking his beer belly, "Sitting in the room all day. It's time to let the phone rest for a while."

Chen Chaosheng found that a common problem of middle-aged men like He Jianguo was that he liked to make long speeches based on what he believed to be the truth.

It may seem useless, but it may be useful.

He led Chen Chaosheng into a dimly lit room, only one light was on, and there was a white curtain behind the chair.

"Sit on it." The old man with a beer belly adjusted the machine.

"Why are you wearing bear pajamas?" Beer Belly frowned, and the wrinkles on his forehead were squeezed together. "It's still light-colored and has no collar."

"What?" Chen Chaosheng sat on the stool, not understanding the twists and turns.

"Not too formal." Beer Belly said, "Xiao Chen, you are such a troublesome person."

"As soon as your light-colored bear pajamas are photographed, it is estimated that it will blend perfectly with this light-colored curtain. Only your head is left, and your hair is dyed and white. Even your hair blends with the light-colored curtain. Interesting, there is only one face left."

"It's supernatural." Beer Belly said, "It's like a scene from a science fiction movie."

"I remember someone put a black coat here, you put it on first." Beer Belly rummaged through the big cardboard box at the back, bent over, the blue uniform on the back almost collapsed, "Could it be put Did you go downstairs?"

"Xiao Chen, I'll go downstairs to find clothes for you." The beer belly had no choice but to go downstairs again.

Chen Chaosheng was sitting on the stool thinking about something messy that he seemed to have forgotten.

Since someone Yu Jian can be filmed and uploaded to a video website, then he swaggered Yu Jian in front of so many people today.

feel.

I feel a little cold in my heart.

Although he knew that it was not a sword but a rose, it seemed even more outrageous when he thought about it.

The beer belly walked in again, carrying a black coat.

"You put on your clothes first," he said.

"It's not too formal." Chen Chaosheng took the black coat.

"Officials have to give way to practicality." Beer Belly said, "We have to pay attention to pragmatism at critical moments."

"You are really flexible." Chen Chaosheng praised bluntly.

He sat up straight on the stool and looked at the small camera.

"Well, Xiao Chen, smile a bit." Beer Belly said, "Don't be so serious, it looks like you just killed someone."

Chen Chaosheng curled his lips for the camera.

He doesn't like to laugh very much.

Brother likes to laugh, and likes to teach others to see his smile, like a chrysanthemum blooming.

"Oh my, I'm laughing too exaggeratedly now." Beer Belly said, "The teeth are all exposed, and the vegetable leaves are still stuck on them, this is not official."

Chen Chaosheng didn't know where the two of them could have anything to do with the official.

Under his black coat were slippers and bear pajamas, and his hair was still unkempt.

"Don't you need to tie your hair up?" Chen Chaosheng asked aloud.

"I forgot all of this, I took two photos for nothing, and Xiao Chen tied up his hair first." Beer Belly complained, "Look at my bad memory, I'm really getting old."

"You are still young." Chen Chaosheng said.

"I don't know where to find the girl's headband right now, Xiao Chen, follow me downstairs first, just in time to charge your mobile phone, ask the girls on duty if they have hair ties or something. "

Chen Chaosheng had no choice but to follow the beer belly downstairs again.

When he went upstairs again and sat on his seat.

"Is it ready to shoot?" Chen Chaosheng asked.

"Yes, yes." The beer belly said, "Xiao Chen, why is your face covered with dust?"

"I have to go down and wash my face." Beer Belly said, "The restroom is on the first floor."

3 minute later.

After washing his face, Chen Chaosheng asked, "Are you ready to shoot?"

"Yes, yes." The beer belly said again.

"Wait for me to answer the phone." Beer Belly said.

"Hello, hello." The beer belly walked out of the room door, carefully glanced at Chen Chaosheng who was sitting on the seat, "What happened?"

"Chen Chaosheng, they're going to arrest you for playing ball." Siri said, "I'll search for you which police station has good food."

"Wait a minute." Chen Chaosheng's cell phone received a new message.

"[Smart Heaven] sent a notice: You have no license to drive the sword, plus speeding, driving without a helmet, driving in a non-driver lane, going abroad without a license, and leaving a lot of images... involving multiple illegal activities."

"Siri, I think the crime may be a bit serious this time." Chen Chaosheng sighed faintly.

"Then the question is, which side should I turn myself in to?" He asked, "It seems that it is biased to go to either side."

"My suggestion is: □□stay in the human world and go to jail, and the soul goes to heaven to go to jail." Siri said, "Believe in God, he will bless you."

"Amen." After it finished reading this sentence, the battery was low, and it turned off the machine.

The author says:

Chen Chaosheng: Is there an option not to go to jail?

Want to go to jail in installments. ...