Handsome old man Jian Xiu re-employment

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"It feels like my brain is about to be shaken by you!"

"Chen Chaosheng, can you slow down a bit! The artificial intelligence is about to leak electricity! It's too bad, it's too bad! Damn it!"

"Ugh. Ugh." It made a sound like vomiting.

Chen Chaosheng stepped on his rose, followed the bus with his eyes.

His Yujian is always so fast.

The wind whizzed by the ear, connecting the straight road.

"This is driving in a straight line!" Siri vomited and muttered, "This is a right-angle turn! This is a fixed-point stop on a ramp! This is slamming on the accelerator! This is going downhill and sliding in neutral! This is speeding! This is Violation! This is twelve points deducted from the driver's license! This is detention!"

"It sounds a bit obscure." Chen Chaosheng brushed away the hair that blocked his vision, and walked lightly through the gap between the two floors.

A drop of water fell from the junction of the bridge and the building.

It didn't splash on him.

"It's already very slow." Chen Chaosheng said.

The wind at high places is always strong, and he has to raise the volume so that Siri can hear what he is saying clearly.

"Aren't you an old man who does everything slowly and looks a little demented?" Siri is still simulating the sound of vomiting, "I should send you to explore the universe and leave the solar system. Anyway, you don't have to eat, and the speed is faster It’s so outrageous, it’s outrageous not to send it up as a spaceship.”

"Slow down!"

Chen Chaosheng flew up a little bit to avoid the oncoming department store building.

It's a house with lots of flags flying, and a beautiful plaque with flags on it.

"Maybe it was when I was in Zongmen in the past, if there was a class to attend, I would get up a quarter of an hour earlier and go to the class." Chen Chaosheng said, "Wake up, put on clothes, go to the class with Yu Jian, if you are late, you will be punished by the master." A curse."

"Then why don't you get up earlier?" Siri asked him back, "You're like a student who goes to class every time."

"I guess you are the fastest runner after class, and you are the one who disappears as soon as the bell rings. Pack your schoolbags and prepare for lunch three or ten minutes in advance."

Chen Chaosheng felt a little guilty: "That's not true."

"Master said that I'm always good at using my time," he said, "especially when it comes to sleeping. So after Master's lecture, I usually fall asleep."

"Usually sleep from the first class until the evening." He said, "I get up occasionally to relieve myself in the middle."

"Master didn't say that you are the worst class he has ever led?"

"Yes." He avoided the oncoming hydrogen balloon, "He will also say look at your brains, Zong xx next door has always been very good, why are you so bad, don't ask me such a simple question... and so on."

The hydrogen balloon is still flying high.

The shape is Peppa Pig.

"I can see it." The electronic sound card played an electronic sound.

Sizhou has changed a lot in the past few years.

The mountain with flowing water in the past was flattened by manpower, and the rivers and lakes were filled with sand. These buildings are much more domineering than vegetation.

The creation of reinforced concrete goes straight into the sky.

Chen Chaosheng didn't know if the people living inside could directly touch the clouds when they opened the windows.

He has to be very careful to find a way out of these tall buildings, like a person who walks carefully through the jungle.

Dangling wires are also a nuisance.

Like vines.

"Stop for a moment." Siri said, "Whoa...hell...I seem to see hell."

"Siri, do you really have brains?" Chen Chaosheng asked.

"Cyberbrain is also brain." The electronic voice was weak, "I feel like I'm going to be saved."

"Your brains haven't been shaken evenly. Sword cultivators are not normal things."

"You anti-Newtonian mechanics." The artificial intelligence babbled for a while before turning on the screen, "Thinking about it, it's outrageous! Where is the gravity! Newton's coffin is about to fail. .”

"Do you want to call them?" Chen Chaosheng asked him. "Those physicists, but they need to apply for a passport first. Their residence is in heaven, which is under the control of God."

"How can people fly! You are not a duck! If you are the descendant of some flying animal, I can still imagine. Can Bai Fushui fly?"

Chen Chaosheng stopped at the corner of the building: "He is afraid of heights."

"Bai Fushui is afraid of the feeling of flying in the sky."

The rectangular building in front just blocked the sunlight, and only a corner of the blue sky with floating clouds could be seen.

The position of the camera below them.

"Yujian is a thing that looks deadly enough. In the case of an airplane, a parachute may save your life." He said slowly, "but Yujian is completely off the ground, walking forward against the wind , if you fall and your body is smashed to pieces, you can only blame yourself for not being good at learning.”

"Who is a decent person with a sword?" Siri asked him.

"If you practice swords, you will often die a lot of people." Siri said, "Do you put your life at risk?"

"It's better to fly."

Chen Chaosheng stopped talking.

The sunlight reflected by the glass fell on the back of his eyes, making his eyeballs a little amber.

"Chen Chaosheng, do you like Yujian?" Siri seemed to have recovered.

Chen Chaosheng stared at the slowly moving bus on the ground in a daze.

It is a small narrow box, and it feels too spacious when sitting in it, so many seats are empty.Looking at it from a high place, it is so small, slowly driving from one side of the road to the other side of the road, giving way to pedestrians in the middle.

"Perhaps." Chen Chaosheng said, "When you are guarding the sword, you don't have to think about anything. You don't even have to think about life and death for the next quarter of an hour."

"Sounds like a no-brainer," Siri said.

"Go on." Chen Chaosheng urged the flower handle, "Try to get the ID card done in the morning."

"Are you in such a hurry to get an ID card?"

"Yes, I am anxious to surrender," he said.

"Ok?"

"I couldn't sleep a few days ago, thinking about going out and killing someone. Later, I accidentally killed someone."

"Accidentally kill someone?"

"So I'm going to surrender." He stretched out his hand, but didn't touch Yunxu, "Yes, it's just carelessness."

I just feel the tide in my palm, some water vapor.

"When I went out, I thought that if someone wanted to kill me, I would kill that person." He withdrew his hand, "If someone sees me killing, I won't kill. If no one wants to kill me, I didn't kill him either, but both conditions were met, so I killed him."

"That man also killed a lot of people, and the staff of the underworld came to seduce his soul." Chen Chaosheng thought, showing a regretful expression, "I followed their smart underworld service platform, and the black suit asked me to help him In the competition for the most beautiful service provider in the prefecture, vote once a day. Retweet the circle of friends and cast two votes."

"Then you forwarded it?" Siri asked.

"I forwarded it." He said, "Later, I found out that my vx and Alipay were both former accounts of Baifushui, and a lot of people gave me messy comments."

"Let me take a look," Siri said.

"1: You click in and see for yourself."

"2: Husband is awesome and amazing."

"3: Dad, can we have an appointment for one night when you are free?"

"It is also said that even if Boss Bai is dead, he will turn into a dark soldier to clear the way for him in the underworld." The electronic voice read aloud emotionlessly, "There are comments and everything, and the notes Bai Fushui gave them are all 123456. Dirty Man, you really know how to play."

"Who is 1?" It asked again, "Aren't you curious who is 1?"

"Maybe it's the Buddha." Chen Chaosheng thought for a while, "Brother always said, buckle one Buddha laughs with you, but usually the one who laughs with you is Satan."

"Can you stop talking about your theological issues with AI all the time." Siri said, "Our AI is all rational."

"Wait a minute," Siri said, "You received a ticket on your phone."

"What fine?" Chen Chaosheng pulled out his phone.

"It seems to be from heaven."

The wind was strong, and his mobile phone slipped without holding it firmly.

fall down.

"Senior brother doesn't like Yu Jian, and there are many other reasons: for example, things are always easy to fall off. Also, the hairstyle will always be blown up as a killer, which will damage his image."

He saw his own appearance through the reflective glass.

With disheveled hair, it has a messy beauty, and looks like a beautiful female ghost who doesn't comb her hair.

He supported the rose and went down.

Siri screamed in the mobile phone: "Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

Chen Chaosheng squinted his eyes and searched for a while, and finally found the mobile phone when he was close to the ground.

"Siri, are you okay?" Chen Chaosheng wiped the phone from top to bottom with his clothes, turning the white bear's ears into gray.

"Chen Chaosheng, you accidentally dropped me." Siri was still in shock, "You accidentally rescued me."

"ai, so is it mortal too?" Chen Chaosheng was thoughtful.

"Even if the consciousness can be backed up into countless copies, if the body is damaged, you will still feel pain and collapse." A series of gasps came from the microphone, "Even if the data is restored, it will be different from the previous consciousness."

"I thought you were going to accidentally kill me."

"No." Chen Chaosheng smiled reassuringly, "Don't worry. If I want to silence, I will definitely wipe out every consciousness without leaving any trace."

"It's even scarier, okay?" Siri gasped, "Please don't laugh and say such scary words."

"Sorry." Chen Chaosheng fell to the ground.

He stepped on the soft sand: "The pocket of Bear's pajamas is too shallow to fit such a big mobile phone."

"Okay," Siri said, "I'm sure you won't drop a smartphone worth three thousand and two. So the great ai is back."

"Where is this?" Siri asked, "Suddenly, the temperature has risen."

"It seems to be... um..." Chen Chaosheng looked around for a while, "It seems that when he was fencing the sword, he accidentally flicked it a little faster."

"Well... there are pyramids."

"The desert, the pyramids, are they Xinjiang, China?" Chen Chaosheng murmured, "There are also cacti."

The bright moon is in the sky, and the ground is endless yellow sand.

"It's Egypt, Chen Chaosheng."

"Accidentally." Chen Chaosheng said.

"After all, the sect is in the south of the Yangtze River, but Master likes to travel around. When we reach the Volga River Basin, it will take us a quarter of an hour to go to class."

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Next chapter: Chen Chaosheng traveled around the world and was imprisoned all over the world until 4033. 【no】