Handsome old man Jian Xiu re-employment

"The coffee is terrible." Chen Chaosheng said.

He was sitting in an early morning shop on the side of the street. The people who went to work had already left, and the sun was still a little hot.

But it didn't seem that hot, it was still such a dazzling ball of fire, he looked at the museum across the street, this huge building that was too solemn and solemn, looked like someone's tomb from a distance.

It wasn't until he saw a certain yellowed and curled leaf on the treetop that Chen Chaosheng belatedly remembered that summer was over, followed by autumn, which was vague between summer and winter.

The stall owner was cooking tea eggs. He ordered boiled noodles with beef in them.

"Okay, you didn't take your sword away, and eating breakfast can barely be considered a meaningful thing." Siri's voice was muffled, "It's like a taste of hundreds of years later."

This small stall looks a little crude, with a few large pots set up, the mouth of the pot facing the dust raised on the street, and the heavy and pungent gasoline smell when the bus comes over.There were several greasy tables, with large colorful umbrellas on them, and the handles of the umbrellas were already covered with brown grease.

The menu is also full of greasy dirt, with the names of the noodles written on it, most of which are less than 12 yuan. The most expensive one is beef noodles with eggs, which costs [-] yuan.

There used to be old altar sauerkraut beef noodles, which were crossed out with a marker.

"Xie Chunshan used to like to eat Laotan sauerkraut beef noodles, and Master Kong has them all." Siri said, "Now there are dozens of buckets under the bed. We agreed that if an artist comes to climb his bed, he will call the artist to be Eat two barrels of sauerkraut beef noodles with him."

The female boss, wearing an apron, hunched over several pots, sometimes adding chopped green onions, and sometimes turning on a small fire.

When Chen Chaosheng asked her for coffee, she froze for a moment, rummaged through the tricycle, found a disposable paper cup, and found an unknown brand of instant coffee.

Chen Chaosheng reluctantly took another sip of the cup of coffee.

It tasted like expired gasoline, it was hard to swallow.It's like swill again.

The entrance is bitter, with an inexplicable burnt taste, and the end is bitter to the end. If it is just pure bitterness, it is fine, but the bitterness is mixed with some sweetness of saccharin, which is more unpleasant than traditional Chinese medicine.

"This thing tastes like Huoxiang Zhengqi water." Chen Chaosheng's stomach twitched, "It's better to drink tea."

While drinking, he was choked, and there was a burst of acridness in his throat, and his nose also gushed out, carrying the previous nosebleed.

There was a rush.

"You young people are not used to drinking bitter black coffee." The boss said with a smile, "When I was in the past, I liked to have a cup of coffee in the morning before turning on the computer to work. Refreshing."

Chen Chaosheng waited for the bitterness to pass before he said, "Is there any tea?"

"There is boiled tea water." The nice boss filled him with a cup of yellow tea water.

Chen Chaosheng swallowed the boiled tea water whole, and then he recovered.

"Wild pigs can't eat fine bran." Siri said, "You have to drink slowly, savoring life."

Chen Chaosheng simply turned off the phone screen.

"It smells like feces." Chen Chaosheng whispered, "It's really weird."

"You should try snail noodles." Siri said, "Xie Chunshan once bought a few bags of snail noodles online. Bai Fushui thought he was eating feces. Meng Xunfeng went over and thought his toilet was not flushed. Bai Fushui Let’s just say that the smell comes from the outside, so it has to be taken orally.”

"That taste is a bit strong." Chen Chaosheng absentmindedly pushed the coffee away.

The city has already started to make noise, jeeps stuck in the traffic jam honking their horns, passengers carrying suitcases waving at taxis, and white-collar workers making phone calls with sad faces.

"Don't you young people like to drink milk tea?" The boss brought over the bowl of noodles, steaming hot, "Michelle Ice City, ancient tea...what else. I used to like to drink it too."

"I'm not used to drinking." Chen Chaosheng said.

The heat of the noodle soup covered his face.

"It's healthy if you don't drink." The boss simply cleaned up the table with a napkin, "Drinking too much is not good for your health, it's all soaked in various flavors."

Chen Chaosheng was noncommittal.

The taste of noodles is a little strange.

He found that he hadn't tried this kind of food for a long time, and his taste buds had forgotten the taste.

Chen Chaosheng sucked the soup like a person who has never eaten noodles.

"Young man, you are still a student." The boss asked her, holding a spoon.

No one came to have breakfast at this moment.Only those grandpas and aunts bought vegetables and brought two steamed buns in colorful plastic bags.

"No." Chen Chaosheng thought about what to say.

Siri encouraged him: "Take the first step to talk to people."

"You don't want to be like your sword." Siri said, "Grandpa Chen, try to integrate into modern society."

"Even our AI is constantly learning, because you humans are changing so fast, and I'm also worried that if I lose my mind for a while, I will be abandoned by you."

"Everyone will grow old." Chen Chaosheng murmured.

"Are you going to have a cup of milk tea in a while? There is a Michelle Ice City two streets away. Today's milk tea is discounted." Siri said, "With the high temperature subsidy Alipay gives you, a cup of milk tea for eight yuan costs about five yuan." Six dollars."

"Go and try." Chen Chaosheng said.

"Do you know why the store has a discount?" Siri asked.

"I don't know." Chen Chaosheng took a sip of the soup.

There is a lot of chopped green onion in it, but there is no coriander, which tastes very fragrant.Chen Chaosheng is not used to coriander.

"To commemorate your death ceremony." Siri said, "When will you take me to your funeral?"

"How about this side, lad?" the boss asked him.

In her hair was a string of hair ropes with small beads, which dangled when she moved.

"It tastes great." Chen Chaosheng said with a smile.

"What did you do before you came here to set up a stall?" Chen Chaosheng chose one of the questions given by Siri.

Siri called him a lot of questions.It refers to some topics on the Internet that are suitable for strangers to talk about, including but not limited to "the weather is really nice today", "xx has raised prices again", "xx is dead, let's open champagne"

Siri recommended him to talk about Bai Fushui's anti-Japanese drama, because it's so easy to complain about. If the two of them talk like this, it can call up two to three hundred negative reviews from the database.

The boss didn't reply for a while, the corners of her eyes were full of lines, and those lines moved, revealing a little smile.

"I used to work in a small company. The economy was not good in the next few years, and the small company went bankrupt. I joked about setting up a stall. I didn't expect to set up a stall for several years." The boss said, "The epidemic is still going on now. Well, if it's not good all the time, there will only be more troubles."

"Whatever, let's go on as usual," the boss said again.

Chen Chaosheng rolled up the noodles with chopsticks.

"Thank you." He said.

"Little brother will hurt people." The boss said, "My guy...don't worry about it."

"When you have a girlfriend in the future, you have to be nice to her and don't let her work hard for you." The boss finally said this lightly.

After she finished speaking, she went back to look at her tea eggs. The pots looked like mouths waiting to be fed.

Chen Chaosheng came back to his senses.

"Chen Chaosheng, you have tried talking to people. This is a big improvement." Siri encouraged him, "You will always be able to talk to people like a river in the future, and maybe you will become a great speaker in the future."

"I want to buy her a cup of milk tea." Chen Chaosheng said.

The leaves rustled down and landed on the asphalt road.

"There is one more thing, don't tell others." Chen Chaosheng lowered his voice.

"What's the matter? You wrote 'Chen Chaosheng is here' in the museum's opinion book? Did you leave your mobile phone number on it? Or what? They won't call you anyway."

"I stole something." Chen Chaosheng said.

He took a rose from his pocket.

The rose followed him all the way, but there was no sign of withering at all.

The metal blades, painted with fiery red paint, are stiff and thorny, shining brightly in the sun.

"Why did you steal her out?" Siri asked, "There are surveillance cameras inside, and soon someone will find that the showcase is empty."

"No." Chen Chaosheng shook his head, "In that showcase of hers, if you look carefully inside, you can see spider webs."

"It's been a long time since anyone came to open the glass wall." Chen Chaosheng said, "The little robot is still inside. He said he wanted Her Royal Highness to go out and have a look."

"Do you remember what Shang Fangjian said? Before he became a sword, he didn't have the idea of ​​becoming a sword." Chen Chaosheng carefully wiped off the dust on the rose with a paper towel, and it looked like a delicate flower. Dripping red roses.

"What about the museum? What are you going to do?" Siri had a headache, "You are really crazy."

"In 1911 a painter went to the Louvre to steal the Mona Lisa back to Italy. He was imprisoned for six months," Siri said. "Do you think you're doing the right thing? They will Arrest you. People are like this."

"If you go to jail, I will miss you." Siri said, "Anyway, you have been in jail several times, so you can just think of it as a different place to sleep and continue to be quiet."

"Don't worry." Chen Chaosheng held the rose and smiled, "And my illusion."

"Although I can't use it all the time, and I usually don't use it very well, but that is the best time I used it. Didn't even you find out the fake rose I fabricated there?" He said Said, "There's their royal guard over the camera, don't worry."

"It doesn't affect people's viewing." Chen Chaosheng squeezed the flower stalk with his hand, and with a little force, he pulled the flower stem away, "I think she will be a very good sword at a glance."

"Very hard material, not easy to corrode."

"It's no worse than Shangfang Sword."

The author says:

The tragic episode is temporarily over. 【Well not sad】

From now on, Xiao Chen will be the arsonist of her heart who is carrying roses and thorns everywhere [in the physical sense]