Handsome old man Jian Xiu re-employment

"Lust." Siri sucked, "This kind of civilization is still too early for our AI."

"There are so many robots, woo woo, strong mechanical bodies, I really want to stick out my tongue and lick them." Siri began to make a noise Chen Chaosheng was familiar with.

"That's art." Chen Chaosheng looked around for a while at the display in the exhibition hall.

Steel, brass, and even many metals he has never seen before, under the right light, glow with a luster of life.

It's hard to describe, but just by looking at it, he can feel that robot is also looking at him through the blue glass eyeballs.

"It's really perverted." Siri said, "These machines are very perverted in my eyes, even more perverted than Xie Chunshan."

"His Royal Highness said, let you come in = m =" A line of small words appeared on the display screen of the little robot, "Our next conversation must not be heard by other humans."

"Otherwise." The little robot's wheels pressed hard on Chen Chaosheng's shoes, "I'll step on your shoes."

"You human beings who don't look down at the road, always step on me with your feet. If you say what you said today, I will step on your feet viciously."

The little robot is not very heavy, Chen Chaosheng couldn't help laughing after being swept lightly, "You are a very interesting little robot."

"That's natural." The little robot said, "My Royal Highness and I are the only three machines here that have their own thoughts."

"This is our kingdom." The little robot said, "Our home."

The rose shook its leaves, as if expressing approval.

"A small kingdom of one hundred square meters." Chen Chaosheng said softly.

"But there are three of us." The little robot grumbled and turned the wheels, "There are only three people, and there are only so many staff members in a museum. Although you humans don't admit that we are also humans. Obviously robots are also humans, and "machines" are just Talent is the most important thing to beautify people.”

Chen Chaosheng smiled: "There are already a lot of people."

The little robot said: "That's Her Royal Highness, she can't speak human language, I am the first knight commander, and the person in charge of the camera is our royal guard."

"It's a pleasure to meet you, Knight Commander." Chen Chaosheng stretched out his hand and bumped into the little robot.

He wasn't surprised that these little things had a will of their own.Just like his sword also has his emotions.

"This is our whole world." The little robot turned in a circle, "As long as two of us are together, we won't feel lonely anymore. What's more, there are three of us."

"I won't be alone." Chen Chaosheng repeated.

It spoke with joy, and a string of emoticons appeared on the display screen.

Siri: "But there are so many human beings. There are 14 billion human beings in China alone. Besides China, there are India, Europe, America and Africa..."

"Ai is always lonely." Siri may have entered the time of the sage, and expressed a sigh of emotion, "You are not alone, but you met your princess, and I met who taught me joy, anger, sorrow, and joy, and treated me like a human being. Xie Chunshan."

Chen Chaosheng didn't speak.

His oral ulcer was hurting right now, and he accidentally spoke just now, and he dragged the wound, bleeding a bit.

"You're right, Her Royal Highness is my whole world." The little robot said happily, "So we own the whole world."

The rose is still spreading its branches in the windless glass display case.

"A mechanical rose that never fades." This is the sentence under the showcase.

The air conditioner was already turned on, making Chen Chaosheng a little cold.

"Then big brother, will you be lonely?" the little robot asked him in a low voice.

Siri said: "How can he be lonely?"

"There are so many human beings similar to him in the world, and many of them are named Chen Chaosheng, although the name sounds short-lived." Siri said, "Compared with us, they have many, many similarities."

"How can he feel loneliness when he is in the sea of ​​people?"

"No." Chen Chaosheng said with a smile.

"Chen Chaosheng, step back a little bit, I won't be able to see that big horny robot anymore." Siri urged.

The little robot half-understood, turned twice in place, hit a bump on the ground again, and almost fell to the ground: "So that's how it is."

"I'm here to find Shang Fangjian." Chen Chaosheng changed the subject without leaving a trace, "Do you know where he is?"

"He gave birth on the top floor." The little robot frowned his non-existent eyebrows. "Before he came, our Sizhou Museum only had dozens of treasures from that dynasty. Oh, I can't tell if it's from you humans." What dynasty is it?"

"Now our museum has been expanded for him, what an annoyance!" the little robot complained, "This will give us less funding for the robot exhibition hall!"

"That bastard!"

Siri is still looking at these delicate and beautiful little robots.

Chen Chaosheng could feel the screen of his mobile phone getting hot, bright like a flashlight, and from time to time he let out a very obscene laugh, which sounded like he was farting.

With the phone in his pocket again, Chen Chaosheng always had the illusion that he was farting.

"It's so exciting." Siri sighed, "It's like going to a brothel. It's so erotic!"

"They don't talk about morality."

The little robot said contemptuously: "You old AI looks like a pervert."

"This is art." The little robot said, "You should appreciate these beautiful creations with the same mood that I admire the princess."

"Lust." Siri obviously can't appreciate such art.

Chen Chaosheng also couldn't understand the xp of ai.

Just like siri would suck for a long time when he saw a boy in shorts, and would make electric noise when he saw a beautiful girl, but he became normal when he saw Xie Chunshan, and when Bai Fushui scratched his head and posed for him, Siri said it stinks. Stinky, Chen Chaosheng wearing bear pajamas, he said he could barely do it, but he was too old, he couldn't stand it.

"This kind of art is more troublesome!!!!" Siri said, "Whether it's a small robot with no clothes on, or a big robot with thick and thick arms, or this one that has many hands and is very good at playing! "

The voice of the little robot trembled: "We are all still children!"

"Chen Chaosheng, let me ask you, if I show you this!" Siri called up a picture full of cold weapons.

"Lust." Chen Chaosheng said.

"Lust." Chen Chaosheng disarmed and surrendered.

"I'm fascinated." Chen Chaosheng's nostrils were bleeding.

Siri restrained a little: "This shows that our robots are not lecherous in the first place. It is because of the word 'human' in the name that they are contaminated with such extremely bad behavior. Everything is blamed on you hateful humans. "

"Hey! Don't say such things in front of the princess!" The little robot looked like it was about to smoke.

"Chen Chaosheng, help me put on my pants." Siri said regretfully, "Okay."

"If I had a physical body, I could be like you," he said.

"We are right to envy you." The little robot was still struggling to deal with the garbled characters. "We can only stay in this small museum for the rest of our lives, to be judged by humans, and to see Her Royal Highness through a glass window."

"You can't understand us," said the little robot.

"It should be said that we can't understand each other." Chen Chaosheng stuffed the phone back into his pocket, "You want to go out, right?"

"I want to guard my princess here." The little robot shook her head, "She is the first machine to treat me like a human."

Chen Chaosheng walked forward.

Passing through the sleeping robots in the glass display case, passing the mechanical arms raised high like branches.

Just like being in the sea, you can see colorful fish swimming and jellyfish glowing in the dark when you look up.

"Goodbye, little knight."

The little robot turned around and waved at him.

"Goodbye, big brother."

"Don't be alone."

The author says:

Pass it to Chen Chaosheng's high-definition color map.

Chen Chaosheng: [The old man in the subway looks at his mobile phone] This is art.

Hand to Chen Chaosheng Sword Manual

Chen Chaosheng: lustful...