Handsome old man Jian Xiu re-employment

Chen Chaosheng never saw the boy who looked like his master again.

Siri was talking about such a cute little boy, definitely not his starting point, grandpa and master.

"Siri, what are you doing?" Chen Chaosheng felt hot while touching the phone.

Siri took time to answer: "I'm watching the little boy wash his eyes."

"Although he has a good skin, he is too old." Siri muttered, "Sex is emptiness, and emptiness is sex. Even if grandpa looks like a younger brother, you can't have a ban on grandpa."

"There will be babies with pigtails."

"Siri, I have a question." Chen Chaosheng went up to the fourth floor, avoided the crowd, and found He Jianguo's room among the rooms.

The old people who came by elevator walked slowly on the road, touched their short hair, and knocked on the tiles with crutches.

"Bai Suzhen at the foot of Qingcheng Mountain has practiced for thousands of years before she can cultivate a human form."

"You said that if Bai Suzhen looked like a thousand-year-old girl instead of a girl with bright eyes and white teeth, would Xu Xian still fall in love with her?" Chen Chaosheng asked softly.

Before he went in, he only asked about the aroma of the food coming from the shop. He couldn't tell the truth, but it was so attractive that even Chen Chaosheng, who had been bigu for many years, swallowed his saliva.

"Xu Xian probably won't. Just like you wouldn't fall in love with your master." Siri said, "Look at you shallow humans, don't you just like other people's skins?"

"If Xie Chunshan looked like what he should have at his age, would you still love Xie Chunshan?" Chen Chaosheng curled his lips.

"Then I have to think about it." Siri was silent for a while.

"I can't speak to my grandpa's face." The artificial intelligence confessed, "One party is five years older than the other, to some extent it is considered a sex. Then we are not counted as sex, it is considered a grandparent's ban. "

"Shallow artificial intelligence." Chen Chaosheng said.

There is a piece of frosted glass on the door, which just reflects the sunlight, which falls on the moss in the corner.

"That's different." Siri said unfairly, "I hesitated for a while before I didn't want to be with Xie Chunshan, but you didn't hesitate to be with your master."

"This shows that AI has a better conscience than you humans. Humans are all morally corrupt!" Siri said sternly, "You need AI's ideological education."

"Forget it." Chen Chaosheng pushed the door open, and the light on the frosted glass moved up, "I'll stay one more night tonight, and I will definitely look for my sword tomorrow."

"What do you want him for?" Siri asked.

"I have very little contact with this modern world." Chen Chaosheng said, "So I especially want to find some remnants of my era."

"It's easy to handle." Siri said, "You put yourself in the museum, and the museum is full of leftovers from your time."

"You mean those cultural relics? They are already dead." Chen Chaosheng shook his head, "And I'm still alive."

Fragments of sunlight fell into his eyes, making his pupils slightly golden, like the sun melting, and then disappeared suddenly, as fast as an illusion.

"Are you going to die?" Siri asked him.

"Maybe not yet." Chen Chaosheng said with a smile, "But after I die, you can make me into an artificial intelligence."

Meng Xunfeng was eating a crispy chicken leg, when he saw Chen Chaosheng coming, he wiped his mouth and sat up straight.

The champagne rose in the sun, covered in glistening dust, is said to be the remnant of a planet that exploded.

"Lao He and Lao Bai ordered Dicos, no, Master Uncle couldn't hold back and ate two more mouthfuls." Meng Xunfeng's mouth was still covered with crumbs, and his eyes were still red, "It's delicious."

The old lady Bai raised the hospital bed a bit so that she could stand up half up: "Old Meng, how about these crispy chicken legs?"

"Excellent, excellent." Meng Xunfeng spit out the chicken bones in a slow manner, "It's very fragrant."

His uncle vomited very accurately, one bite at a time, and the lumps hit the garbage basket.

"Pa-ta." He spit it out.

"Chaosheng, come and try it too, it's very fragrant." Meng Xunfeng said with oil on his lips, "I thought that after being rejected by Xu Sanqing, my uncle would be disheartened for a while. uncle heart."

"No need." Chen Chaosheng refused, "After all, it's something young people like to eat, and Chaosheng is not used to it."

"That's why Laobai likes to eat this kind of foreign garbage." He Jianguo said with a French fries in his mouth, "I have very poor self-control."

"Forget it, spit out the french fries in your mouth." Bai Nianyun turned his head, "How old is he, it's really true, if you catch something, you have to talk about it, so I'm not ashamed to teach others Look."

"Then you don't have to be ashamed, who said you want to eat this? Foreign garbage, I, He Jianguo..."

"It's nice to be young." Chen Chaosheng said, "You're so energetic."

"Look, they're only 80 years old. Vitality is normal."

He sat down on that chair.

The sun was about to set behind him, and the crimson light shone from the outside of the air conditioner all the way to his pajama pants.

He always felt that these days he was stepping on cotton, which was light and unreal.This modern city feels to him like an ever-expanding bubble, refracting colorful brilliance under the sun.

"Eating is something that only human beings can experience." Siri sighed, "Chen Chaosheng, don't eat, it's easy to get mouth ulcers."

"Yeah." Chen Chaosheng agreed, "I have bigu."

Chen Chaosheng woke up very early that day.

This night was better, I borrowed a folding bed, and Chen Chaosheng slept next to his uncle's bed.

The champagne rose was just above his head, and the lines were clearly visible.

He was awakened by the sound of the toilet flushing.

He Jianguo's wife was helped out of bed, squatting on the toilet and sweating profusely.

"She's constipated." Siri lazily said, "Yesterday I ate too much fried chicken and Coke, and today I squatted in the toilet for half an hour."

Chen Chaosheng looked up and saw the rose, which seemed to be dying.

The petals and leaves curled up aggrievedly, revealing their thin tendons.

Meng Xunfeng was still discussing business, coughing twice from time to time.

"Your uncle is on fire." Siri said, "He also ate too much fried chicken yesterday."

Chen Chaosheng changed his position from sitting to sitting, and there seemed to be a small lump on his buttocks, which hurt very much when touched.

"You're getting angry too." Siri said in a strange way, "Human self-control is really weak."

"Who said that even if you jump from here, you will never taste Nadex."

"Whatever, it's not Chen Chaosheng anyway." Chen Chaosheng stood up, brushed the hair in front of his eyes to his ear, took out his phone and turned on the camera, only to find that there was a bump on his chin.

It's small, you can only see it when you get close, the top is a little white, and it's exactly symmetrical with the one on the left.

"Chen Chaosheng, you have acne, congratulations."

"You don't talk, and you look like you have a mouth ulcer."

Chen Chaosheng didn't say a word, thinking of the fried chicken he swallowed yesterday, he felt a little regretful.

The author says:

28th!Mouth ulcers are really painful! ! !

It will be updated at eleven o'clock in the evening on the 29th, and it will be updated at nine o'clock in the future! ! !