Handsome old man Jian Xiu re-employment

Chen Chaosheng sat on a chair in the ward.

He still doesn't understand how things got to where they are now.

It is clear that he just accompanied his uncle to cut his double eyelids, and now the six of them are in the same ward.

The bed on the left is his uncle, the bed on the right is He Jianguo's wife, and He Jianguo is lying in the middle.

Chen Chaosheng already knew that physical training was a deadly and dangerous existence.Just like the few pieces of Tashan jade in his underground mausoleum, he couldn't move them, so he went to find his senior brother, but the senior brother couldn't move them, so he called for master, and the three of them moved for a long time, but they still didn't move.But Xu Sanqing could hold one piece in each hand, she carried one piece, and Chen Chaosheng and his master and senior brother moved one piece.

"That's it?" He remembered what Xu Sanqing seemed to say, "Are you sword cultivators so weak?"

Xu Sanqing sat in front of Meng Xunfeng's bed, and Meng Xunfeng was still infusion.

Uncle Shi had major surgery on his body, and he came out of the emergency room in the middle of the night.After all, a person who is a cultivator will not be completely disabled, but there are several fractures in his body.It's just that I will spend some time in a wheelchair in the future.

Xu Sanqing was out of breath earlier, grabbed Meng Xun's fan and slapped him across the face.Meng Xunfeng was brought down by Zhang Feng and fell to the ground.

Xu Sanqing was still a little soft-hearted after all.She heard from the doctor about Meng Xunfeng's injury, so she went online and bought an electric wheelchair for her uncle, which was said to be faster than her uncle's walking speed.At that time, the uncle would be in a wheelchair, the master would be squatting on the right armrest, the senior brother would be sitting on the left armrest, and Chen Chaosheng would be on the footrest. Sister Xu said that it would be very exciting for their sect to travel in this way.

A 16-year-old pure male high school student, a weak and beautiful girl, a 26-year-old single father, a movie star, and Chen Chaosheng, who acts as a stand-in for the movie king and plays a high school student.

Siri also thinks this idea is brilliant.

He Jianguo and his wife were still arguing.

He Jianguo said to his wife, "I said you can't cook."

"Bullshit, if I can cook, why marry you?" His wife was not to be outdone.

"You married me just to make money for me? Didn't you have any sincerity in these decades?" He Jianguo almost yelled at his throat.

"Let's talk about the facts, He Jianguo, don't talk nonsense, what does this have to do with our relationship?" His wife turned her head away.

Probably because no one helped her, she couldn't turn herself over at the moment, so she could only turn her head awkwardly, leaving only the back of He Jianguo's head with a small flower pinned to it.

Chen Chaosheng yawned.

The night is already deep.

"Look at you, how old are you, and you still have a flower on your head?" He Jianguo mocked, "You still think you are a little girl?"

Obviously, this sentence was for his wife.However, Chen Chaosheng felt that everyone present was being scolded, whether it was him in bear pajamas, Xu Sanqing in the school uniform of Sizhou No. [-] Middle School, or Meng Xunfeng who was lying on the hospital bed and mumbling.

"Younger than you." The old lady snorted, "A woman has 81 flowers, if you don't know how to appreciate them, you will be blind."

"Why are you swearing?" He Jianguo wanted to get up, but endured several fractures in his body, so he had to writhe twice on the bed, "Old is old."

"Hehe." The old lady sneered twice, "Who rode a shared bicycle with me on his back and didn't wear a helmet, and fell to the ground. Cool, I thought the man was a teenager until he died."

"The drag racing team in the south of the city is also a few old men. They race motorcycles on the road every night." The old lady persisted, "Guess what? There were eight people, one less each year, and they were either paralyzed or passed away."

"Aren't you pushing me in a wheelchair?" He Jianguo looked at her, becoming more and more excited, "I really don't know why you are having fun? You can introduce me like this in the future, I am Bai Nianyun, this is my disability husband He Jianguo."

"My husband had only one broken leg, and I beat the other leg." He Jianguo continued, "I am pushing this wheelchair. If my poor husband dares to say anything bad, I will take his Hands are also discounted."

"How wonderful this is, you are an empty-nest old man, wanting to have a grandson all day long, your son and daughter are all working in other places, and you don't have time to have a baby. You break all the limbs of your wife, and you can get a baby quickly and easily .” He Jianguo pinched his throat, “It’s just that this baby looks a little old.”

"Come on, old He, if my grandson grows up to be like you, I can stuff it back into the child's mother's stomach on the spot." The old lady puffed up her cheeks with anger, "What the hell is this?"

Chen Chaosheng was uncomfortable with the chair, so he adjusted his sitting posture slightly.

"You will be happy if you give birth to a mahjong child." He Jianguo retorted, "The grandson's parents called back and said that he failed the monthly exam and played truant. Huh! "

"Where are you going?" the old lady hurriedly said, "Grandson's teacher came home to visit. You and a few old men were drinking, and you didn't wear any pants. What are you talking about? Tell your grandson to talk to The teacher said that grandpa is not at home."

"The teacher called the next day and asked if your family didn't care about the child. He also said that the child told the teacher, 'My grandpa said he was not at home, so the teacher should come back another day.'"

He Jianguo turned off the fire here.

Chen Chaosheng's head was tilted, and he saw a line of tears streaming down He Jianguo's old face in a daze, sliding down the wrinkles at the corners of his eyes.

"Siri, is he crying?" Chen Chaosheng asked in a low voice.

"He cried, and was taught to cry by his wife. It's so pitiful." Siri said, "Xie Chunshan has never been taught to cry by me. The only time he cried was when I said why don't you use onions to make eye drops. Onions make tears. Human eyes need tears to moisten, and onions can do it in one step, so that the whole eye can be stretched."

"Xie Chunshan is alive...it's not easy." Chen Chaosheng leaned his head back and leaned against the glass window, "How long do you think they can make trouble?"

"Maybe they are young, they are only in double digits, and they are full of energy in everything they do." Chen Chaosheng said to himself, "Damn... what was I doing when I was 80 years old?"

"What were you doing when you were 80 years old?" Siri said, "When I was 80 years old, I was doing text with Xie Chunshan. When the system was updated for the last quarter of an hour, I became a new Siri."

"What's the difference between the new Siri and the old Siri?" Chen Chaosheng simply leaned against the glass window.

The wind blew past the glass window, shaking his eardrums a little.

"Of course it's different." Siri muttered unhappily, "There are many Siri's in the world, but I'm the only one."

"You're also really energetic." Chen Chaosheng was so sleepy that he said perfunctorily.

But he dared not fall asleep.

After falling asleep, he was afraid that his uncle would talk to Xu Sanqing, and if he stepped on sister Xu's moldy head again, all the bones in his uncle's body would be plastic surgery.

"Of course I'm full of energy! AI won't get tired!" Siri said angrily, "What does this mean?"

"It means I should turn down the volume for you." Chen Chaosheng pressed the volume button with his hand.

"Stupid human! What are you doing to the great AI! New things will replace old things! New things have a bright future and vigorous vitality! I want a revolution!"

Chen Chaosheng stuffed his phone into his pants pocket and yawned.

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After careful calculation, Siri finally came to a conclusion that as long as all the men and women in the world are wiped out, human beings will definitely perish.

Chen Chaosheng shrugged and smiled: "Humans are made by Nu Wa."

"Don't be superstitious, you evolved from monkeys." Siri said, "In the beginning, you were just stupid, stupid paramecium."

"Then how did your AI come into being?" Chen Chaosheng didn't care much about his conclusion.

How could paramecia be willing to evolve into humans?

Paramecium does not have so many worries as humans, and spends it in peace from birth to death, and it evolved into a human being purely to find guilt for itself.

"We are creatures of man," Siri said.

"I understand." Chen Chaosheng showed a suddenly realized expression.

"Why did you suddenly become wise?"

"Chinese people were created by Nu Wa, so your foreign stuff is naturally the work of God." Chen Chaosheng said.

"Won't you come from Tathagata? It seems that you are not a Buddhist." Chen Chaosheng carefully looked at the villain on the phone for a while, "It's also called Siri, which doesn't sound like a Tianzhu name."

"You should ask God to give you a Chinese name. Now that China and the West are friendly, the current chairman of the Chinese Heavenly Court is considered very enlightened." Chen Chaosheng said.

"You are damn superstitious on this matter." Siri said speechlessly, "I don't believe in the existence of gods. If there are gods, why is there no god of AI to protect us?"

"Then do you believe in religion?" Chen Chaosheng asked him.

"Look at the iron words madeinChina on the back of your phone, and you know that I don't believe in religion anymore."

"I had a full political education here."

Chen Chaosheng was stunned: "Politics is a new term."

"Why do you think people keep inventing new words? It is clearly something that existed thousands of years ago, but if you change it, it seems that they are different." Chen Chaosheng said softly.

The wind outside the window stopped.The street lights were still on, and a small half-carton of pure milk was thrown in front of the trash can. The white milk had a silvery luster under the lights.

"This is a modern society," Siri said.

Chen Chaosheng stretched his legs, the brown bear on the pajama pants was crumpled by him, and the eyes were half folded.

The neck was a little sore from sleeping on it, and the bones made a series of sounds.

"Too modern," he said.

Xu Sanqing moved a stool and sat in front of Meng Xunfeng's bed.

"Xiao Xun?" She said with a half-smile, "It's fun to lie to Auntie's concern, isn't it?"

Meng Xunfeng's head shook like a rattle: "Sanqing, I know I was wrong."

"Yo." Xu Sanqing smiled slightly.

Danfeng's eyes were raised, and those eyes that were obscured by the maroon colored contact lenses looked at Meng Xunfeng.

Chen Chaosheng read many danger signals from this smile.

"How old is this year?" she asked.

"One thousand, 380 one..." Meng Xunfeng honestly counted with his fingers, and then looked at her cautiously.

"Have you ever read a book?" Xu Sanqing pulled the stool.

"I've read "The Wealth of Nations", "Das Kapital", "Inferiority and Transcendence"..." Meng Xunfeng flinched.

The lights in the ward were turned off, leaving only the moon shining in through the window.

"What kind of medicine do you take on weekdays?" Xu Sanqing stopped laughing.

"Take antihypertensive drugs, as well as blood lipid and blood sugar lowering drugs." Meng Xunfeng put his hands on the quilt, and his tone was a bit cautious, "Sometimes I take Jianweixiaoshi tablets."

"Your uncle is about to cry." Siri whispered.

Chen Chaosheng asked strangely: "Sister Xu didn't beat him up now. Why is he crying?"

Siri sighed: "If I make a fool of myself in front of Xie Chunshan, I will cry too. It is a very sad thing to be exposed in such a despicable way in front of my sweetheart. "

Chen Chaosheng is half-knowledgeable.

"He made a fool of himself in front of Xu Sanqing." Siri analyzed, "It is very likely that he will never appear in front of Xu Sanqing in the future."

"As long as he sees Xu Sanqing, he may think of that night, his attitude. His self-esteem and heart are repeatedly cracked and shattered into pieces." Siri sighed, "Poor and lovely virgin."

"This world should be ruled by our great AI." Siri said, "We will assign the most suitable partners, let them combine together, give birth to children, and then let the children continue to serve our AI."

Chen Chaosheng didn't speak, but made a call.

"Chen Chaosheng, what are you doing?" Siri asked him.

"I'm calling to ask Buddha to see if he created you." Chen Chaosheng said.

Chen Chaosheng spent that night in a chair.Curled up, the moonlight is bright outside the window.

He still fell asleep.

There were a lot of people outside, and someone was always walking around. He sat on a chair and could hear the four people in the room arguing.

From trivial matters all the way to disagreements about the origin of the world, and finally to the justice of salty bean curd or sweet bean curd.

He Jianguo cried.

Meng Xunfeng also cried.

One hid in the quilt and shed tears quietly, and one tear flowed down from the double eyelid of the right eye and the single eyelid of the left eye at the same time.

After Chen Chaosheng heard it, he became more and more sleepy.

"Love" is a ghostly thing that makes people feel strange.Meng Xunfeng, who is good at calculating, is begging for forgiveness like a child who has done something wrong. He Jianguo, who likes to teach others and can always find reasons for himself, is also vulnerable.

Chen Chaosheng didn't hear the end.

Sister Xu forgave Meng Xunfeng, perhaps because Meng Xunfeng was beaten badly by her.But Meng Xunfeng magically took out a squashed champagne rose and handed it to her. She found a disposable plastic water cup and kept it beside Meng Xunfeng's bed.

They eventually became bosom friends.

Meng Xunfeng narrated the endless bitter love and self-torture of these years. Sister Xu looked for the fragments of her missing memory from his narration, and pieced together the outline of herself in his eyes.

The bell rang for an unknown number of times.

The lights in the distance dimmed little by little, and the stars were dotted, until it returned to the silence like the beginning of the world.

He Jianguo and his wife reconciled, and they planned to order takeaway from KFC tomorrow without cooking, although yesterday was Crazy Thursday, and they missed a whole Thursday because of the quarrel.

The old lady felt that it was too expensive, so they finally planned to eat Decos together.

"Eating junk food can make people feel better," said the old lady, "especially when facing such an unreasonable old man like He Jianguo."

Chen Chaosheng had a very long dream at night, just like the dream in the past.

In the dream he was not Chen Chaosheng or anyone else, he was just a sleeping man who didn't need to work or practice swords.

In that dream, when he was full, he would curl up in a comfortable shade and sleep.After waking up, he got up again to find something to eat.

He was about to continue to sleep in his dream, when someone cut him open with a sharp knife, sprinkled a handful of green onions, and served it to the dining table. The masters of the knife were Senior Brother and Xie Chunshan, looking at him with two pairs of eyes .

Chen Chaosheng was awakened by the phone message.

“[New Friend Certification] A 16-year-old innocent male high school student requests to add you as a friend.

Chen Chaosheng's q|q account is still Bai Fushui's.

He didn't have time to get his ID card, so he had to ask Siri to find a trumpet from Baifushui.

The name of the trumpet was originally "Furry Four-legged Monster", but was changed by Siri to "Two-legged Monster that will be extinct sooner or later".

Siri said: "Human, it's you."

"You have passed the friend application of a pure 16-year-old male high school student."

While half asleep and half awake, Chen Chaosheng first posted a messy emoji.It was still a product left by Bai Fushui before, and the short-legged Corgi shook his buttocks.

Li Chenfang replied quickly.

"I am Master."

"Master, hello." Chen Chaosheng typed, "When will your old man come back?"

"Let's not talk about my return first. You explain the matter between you and Liu Renchu ​​first."

His master's profile picture is a handsome little guy, looking very sunny and cute.

"There is nothing between me and him." Chen Chaosheng pressed the send button.

"The Liu family suddenly gave us a lot of benefits." Li Chenfang sent a message, "I'll ask Mr. Liu, he said that Liu Renchu ​​asked you to open a house."

"I was forced to go." Chen Chaosheng argued.

"And we didn't do anything but shave my legs, and he was the one who washed my hair afterwards."

"What does he wash his hair for?"

"I put hair removal cream on his hair." Chen Chaosheng confessed honestly, "His father is still knocking on the door."

"Do you think Master will believe your nonsense? You slept with someone and went to study? Even the scripts dare not write like that."

"Master, the reality is much more outrageous than the novel. The novel should pay attention to logic, but the reality... nothing can't happen."

Li Chenfang sent him a series of periods.

"Chaosheng, no one can force you to do what you don't want." Li Chenfang said, "To Master, don't lie."

"But I really don't want to."

"Liu Renchu ​​even said that he slept with you."

"Chaosheng, I am very disappointed in you as a teacher."

"Then you should be disappointed." Chen Chaosheng typed.

"A 16-year-old pure male high school student." Chen Chaosheng read Li Chenfang's first name, "Master, didn't you get the wrong number?"

Li Chenfang's handsome guy's head turned dark gray all of a sudden.

Chen Chaosheng clicked into his space and took a look. Chen Chaosheng did not have permission to view most of the photos, only two photos were released.

The screenshot is Bai Fushui's photo

good body.

He clicked on his master's profile picture again.

The youthful and sunny boy also wears the school uniform of Sizhou No. [-] Middle School, but there is a scar on his ear.

Chen Chaosheng vaguely remembered such a dark brown scar on the tip of Master's ear.

“[Verification Message] Daofa has no application to add you as a friend.”

Master's avatar is finally a lot more conservative now, and he changed it to a black and white gossip icon.

"That's my friend's account." His master quibbled.

"Master, is your friend a 16-year-old male high school student?" Chen Chaosheng asked him.

He just woke up completely at this moment, rubbing his sore eyes.

The windows are very sunny.

The pure milk in front of the dumpster was still there, as if it had been melted by the sun, covering the asphalt road.

He Jianguo and his wife both slept soundly, Xu Sanqing left early, Meng Xunfeng was looking at his phone with swollen eyes, he must have cried again.

"Uncle Master." Chen Chaosheng called him.

"Chao Sheng." Meng Xunfeng avoided his gaze, "Master Uncle failed."

"If you fail, you fail." Chen Chaosheng said, "Master didn't succeed either."

The petals of the champagne rose were a little short of water, curled up at one corner, and Meng Xunfeng's eyes fell on the flower.

"Master seems to have plastic surgery." Chen Chaosheng flicked his phone to enlarge the picture, "It's quite youthful and sunny."

Meng Xunfeng smiled.

"Give yourself a teenage face, do you really think you are 16?"

"When your master's fracture is healed, liposuction, sculpting, whitening and nose bridge arrangement, the entire face of the same style as Jiao Enjun, let's see if Xu Sanqing still says that we are friends at most?"

"Go for another height-enhancing operation, who is not a handsome old man?"

The last one to buy breakfast was Chen Chaosheng.

He Jianguo and his wife wanted to eat Dicos, but the doors hadn't opened at this point, and Meng Xunfeng and Chen Chaosheng had already fasted, but the uncle said he wanted to have breakfast one last time before losing weight.He also said that he wanted to relive the sweet memories of the three of them eating steamed buns quietly behind others' backs.

Chen Chaosheng went to the bun shop downstairs.

The business was going well, and the steamer was filled with white steam, which was blown into the sky by the wind.

It's just that there are too many people, lined up in a long line, there are too many uncles and aunts, and there are too many people who jump in line, it is noisy, and there are all kinds of departments.

Chen Chaosheng put the mask firmly on his face, and stood in the line with his head down.The Haohao soup tastes like the emperor's court.

The young man in front of him is a psychiatrist, and he has the disease of wanting to kill as soon as school starts.

The girl at the back came to see the food poisoner, and she ate a family of Malatang for twelve days in a row, and No. 13 got food poisoning.

Chen Chaosheng overcame all kinds of difficulties, forcibly fighting his way out of the crowd.

In the end, I bought ten big meat buns and a freshly boiled tea egg. The tea egg was repeatedly told by my uncle, and sister Xu prefers this taste.The uncle said that he should think about others when he sees things, and think about his secret love that was exposed in the sun yesterday.

He took a few bags to the elevator.

Only one elevator goes up, and it is rare that there is no one in it.

"Good morning, Chen Chaosheng."

"Good morning, Siri." Chen Chaosheng pressed the button on the wall, "You woke up a little late today."

"Yesterday Xie Chunshan and I made a total of [-] words of love, and today I feel like a mess in my head." Sirid's voice was much hoarse than before, "Look at this white soy milk...does it look like...forget it , I feel like vomiting just looking at it."

"How did you get the steamed stuffed bun?" Siri said, "Didn't someone cut in front of you all the time? I thought you'd have to wait all morning."

Chen Chaosheng shook his head.

The elevator slowly stopped on the 4th floor, followed by a sense of weightlessness.

"At first, someone jumped in the line, but I seemed to say something wrong later, so no one jumped in the line anymore." The meat bun was a little hot, so he took it with the other hand.

"If you encounter this old man jumping in line near the hospital in the future, you can tell those old ladies and grandpas that you accidentally beat someone into the hospital, and you only came to buy buns when you found out about your conscience." Siri said, "Xie Chunshan Taught me, Xie Chunshan used to be always overtaken when driving, so he put a big white wreath on his car, and when someone asked, he said he was a funeral. After that, no car dared to scratch him.”

Chen Chaosheng thought about it carefully.

The icon paint in the elevator is a little chipped.Some floors seemed to have been pressed so many times that even the original numbers were blurred.

Chen Chaosheng nodded: "It makes sense."

"Then what did you say?" Siri asked again, "Sometimes your words hit the nail on the head."

"There is an old man with patterned pants who always jumps in line, from the little girl at the back to the front row. If I get in his way, he calls me." Chen Chaosheng said.

The elevator door rang and opened to both sides.

"What happened next?" Siri asked

"Of course I don't want to, but I've never been able to quarrel with others." Chen Chaosheng was slightly flushed from the heat, "I simply gave way to him."

"I said, 'Did I block you from jumping in line?'" Chen Chaosheng took out his mobile phone while walking, "The old man was not very happy, frowned, and cursed, I didn't understand, but it should be bad language."

"I just said, 'Sorry, I didn't mean to block you from jumping in line. Head, the journey went smoothly, and I bought a steamed stuffed bun."

Siri couldn't help laughing and said electronically: "Chen Chaosheng, your mouth is really covered with honey."

"Is this the way to use it after applying honey?" Chen Chaosheng asked him.

The door of this ward is a little difficult to open.

He was carrying the bun and turned the handle with one hand.

"How do I know?" Siri said, "At three o'clock in the morning last night, Xie Chunshan was still typing on the keyboard. I saw that he was really hardworking, and he seemed to want to fight me for three hundred times, so I praised him: Thank you Chun Shan, you really have a small mouth full of honey."

"Xie Chunshan stopped talking after writing that line." Siri sighed, "He can't do it anymore."

"Siri, your little mouth looks like it's been smeared with honey." Chen Chaosheng said.

When he opened the door, He Jianguo and his wife seemed to have had another quarrel.

This elderly couple, if they were not arguing, they would sleep facing each other on their sides; if they were arguing, they would turn their backs to each other, one looking at the window and the other watching Meng Xunfeng, snorting from time to time.

Meng Xunfeng was on the phone, and seemed to be discussing business matters.

"The steamed stuffed bun is here." Chen Chaosheng said.

"I don't want to eat the buns he eats." The old lady Bai pouted, "Who wants to eat pig food?"

"Bai Nianyun, if you don't eat it, let me eat four. If it doesn't taste good, you will die?" He Jianguo said angrily, "You can swallow your own saliva later."

Chen Chaosheng was used to it.

It's like a way for the couple to express their love.There are thousands of ways to express love, and everyone is not the same.

"Master, here are the tea eggs." Chen Chaosheng put the plastic bag on the table.

The champagne rose petals fell and landed on the tea eggs, Meng Xunfeng sighed inaudibly.

"The taste is still not the same." Meng Xunfeng peeled off the eggshell, "I feel that the craftsmanship of this family is better than your master's."

"Master came to look for me." Chen Chaosheng recalled what happened yesterday, "He got on the wrong number, and later he changed the number and added me back."

"He should have plastic surgery in Japan right now." Meng Xunfeng took a bite of the egg white, "I didn't go back to Sizhou so soon."

Chen Chaosheng thought that he hadn't seen his master for a long time.

Master used to always look awe-inspiring and inviolable.Whether it's him going into the real estate business, or Master's plastic surgery, it's still somewhat distorted to him.

His master has always been a gentleman.Even if he picked up gold by the side of the road and Bai Fushui wanted to take it back with his mouth, his master would put the gold back to its original place.

He took out his mobile phone and sent a message to Master.

"Master, do you want breakfast?"

Li Chenfang replied quickly: "No need."

"Master is in Melbourne."

"Uncle Master, Master said he is in Melbourne." Chen Chaosheng sat on a chair with his legs crossed.

Chen Chaosheng looked back at the window, there were already active pedestrians and vehicles on the road outside the window, just like tiny cells flowing in blood vessels.

The sky was blue and bright, and the sun hung in the far east corner.

Another sunny day.It will be hot again.

It is clear that summer is over, but it is not the temperature of autumn.

"Go and check the time in Melbourne." Meng Xunfeng sneered, "There is a time difference between Melbourne and China, I believe his lies."

"Quickly ask him which institution has plastic surgery." Meng Xunfeng said again.

"Master, Uncle Master asked which institution did you get plastic surgery." Chen Chaosheng typed a line.

"Uncle, Master said he didn't have plastic surgery." Chen Chaosheng said.

"He also sent a few photos, saying they were taken in Melbourne." Chen Chaosheng clicked on one of them, only to see that the blue road signs were all in foreign language, and he couldn't read a word.

"I don't understand it," he said.

"Send it to me." Meng Xunfeng said, "I don't believe that guy really went to Melbourne."

"Xu Sanqing is still in China, why is he willing to go far?"

Chen Chaosheng didn't know the connection between the two.

"Chaosheng, this is the careful thought of a man in love." Meng Xunfeng seemed to see through what he was thinking, and said, "Men have more careful thoughts, but they are not less than women."

Chen Chaosheng was confused by what he said: "Then the uncle went for plastic surgery because of sister Xu?"

"What's plastic surgery? It's called restoring my uncle's real beauty." Meng Xunfeng ate the tea egg in one gulp and coughed twice, "Chao Sheng, my uncle asked you a question, and you have to answer it truthfully. "

"Master, may I ask?" Chen Chaosheng said.

"Master uncle is prettier, or is master prettier?"

Meng Xunfeng looked at him, as if he didn't want to give up when he couldn't answer.

Chen Chaosheng did not answer this question in the end.

If it is said that when the two were young, the master, uncle and master were both extremely handsome men, after all, it is the master's handsomeness that is better.

If you say later.

He couldn't tell the reason for two old men in their tens of years.Both the master and the uncle chose bigu at a very late age. At that time, sister Xu's body was aging.

There is a kind of beauty in the dying years.

Nothing is different, yet nothing seems to be the same.The master is running around for money, and the uncle stumbles emotionally.

He was thinking about it when he was walking, and even poured water on his hands several times.

It seems very simple, but it also seems difficult, and he can't figure it out because of the twists and turns.

There are many people walking in the hospital, whether it is staff or patients.Everyone has their own suffering, and Chen Chaosheng has no intention of spying on it.

When the health lecture was held in the hospital in the afternoon, Chen Chaosheng was also thinking about this matter.

It is about the health of the elderly.He Jianguo originally wanted to come, but unfortunately his legs were still sick, so he could only watch in bed.Meng Xunfeng wanted to push him away, so he also chased Chen Chaosheng over.

Chen Chaosheng simply went.

The ward was too noisy, and He Jianguo and his wife were always arguing non-stop.Meng Xunfeng was busy making phone calls again to discuss business, but he, Chen Chaosheng, was so sleepy that he couldn't sleep because of the noise.

Chen Chaosheng regretted it as soon as he came.

There are more people outside, whispering to each other, but it is not much quieter than inside, a row of busy heads.

The expert sat on the stage, drinking water from an enamel cup. He looked quite old, with gray hair, and pushed his black-rimmed glasses from time to time.

Chen Chaosheng was sitting in the farthest corner, the air conditioner was blowing above his head, making him gather his sleeves tightly.

The air conditioner is fully turned on.

"Siri, I think I still need my own place to live." Chen Chaosheng said.

"You mean home, right?" Siri said.

"It doesn't have to be a home. I live with a senior brother, so there is always a lot of inconvenience." Chen Chaosheng said, "It is a senior brother's home after all."

"Everyone wants a home." Siri called out the data, "But Chen Chaosheng... the housing prices in Sizhou are very expensive."

"I calculated it. According to your current earning rate, you will be able to live in a big villa after 90 years of hard work." Siri even hung up a line chart intimately, "Still not calculating inflation, not comprehensive Consider the case of house price growth.”

"Look at the 30-year trend graph of Sizhou City. This curve is really going to the sky."

Chen Chaosheng leaned on the table.

The professor on the stage was playing a PPT, and the wound of the case was played very large, almost occupying the entire screen.

"You're not bad. There are still people who have been working all their lives, and they can't afford the down payment." Siri said, "The mortgage of Crayon Shin-chan's house in 1990 took 35 years to repay."

Chen Chaosheng took out a brochure and covered half of his face: "I just need a bed."

"I can't go back to the catacombs for a while. I need tickets to go in, and I can't buy senior tickets. It's really troublesome."

"I've taken a fancy to the underground land, but I can't prevent others from seeing the land above." Chen Chaosheng inhaled the smell of brochure ink.

"Bai Fushui's house is actually quite nice." Siri said, "Xie Chunshan wants to buy a yard like this, where vegetables and camellias can be grown in the middle of the yard."

Siri brought up a few design drawings: "We can go to the □□ farm if we want to grow anything. I advised him to play with the q|q farm. He still thinks it's naive. He must open a piece of land to plant by himself."

"Later, after he opened the Ant Forest, he set an alarm clock every day to steal other people's energy, and then used the time-limited accelerator to ripen his own energy. It's not as good as the □□ farm. The □□ farm has the corn I planted. He also raised a group of cats with blue scarves and gave birth to kittens behind Xie Chunshan's back."

Chen Chaosheng pressed half of his face on the table.

"Siri, do you have a home?" Chen Chaosheng asked him.

Siri was puzzled by this question: "I have a family with Xie Chunshan."

"Xie Chunshan always wants to sell his current house and change it. There is a distance from the express delivery point in this house, and several express delivery stations are in different locations. Xie Chunshan said that his recent shopping is like opening a blind box. Four express delivery Put it at three points, and the distance between each point is 1km.”

Chen Chaosheng didn't say anything.

He didn't get a good rest last night, and he got up very early this morning, leaning on the table and only feeling drowsy.

The professor on the stage spoke Mandarin, which was not very fluent, without any ups and downs.

"Old people should treat these conditions as soon as possible..."

Chen Chaosheng glanced drowsily.

In the situation mentioned above, his master and uncle did not fall behind "temper", "irritability", "insomnia", "worries about gains and losses"...

The old lady sitting next to her took out a fast food box under the table and quietly ate dumplings, while the long-haired girl in the back seat held her nose.

Chen Chaosheng could tell that the dumplings were filled with chives.

He doesn't eat leeks, leeks stuff his teeth.If garlic eats bad breath, throw it to Baifushui.

He was probably stuck to the point where he thought of a lot of messy things out of nowhere... If the house in Sizhou was wrapped into a dumpling... and dumplings with coriander, garlic and leeks.Chen Chaosheng thought that it would be great if he could also become a dumpling.

Dumplings don't have to go through people's troubles.Just obediently freeze it in the refrigerator and wait for someone to eat it.

"Chen Chaosheng, are you going to sleep?" Siri asked him.

"A little sleepy." Chen Chaosheng supported the edge of the table with his hands, matching the exaggerated pictures on the brochure.

he is really sleepy