Handsome old man Jian Xiu re-employment

"Chaosheng, be smarter for a while." Xie Chunshan drove the car, "The people who go to filming are all smart people. A Baifushui with a bad brain is enough for me to drink a pot."

Xie Chunshan came very quickly, Chen Chaosheng sat on the iron railing beside the road for a while, counting the bicycles coming, and when he counted No. 20 three, Xie Chunshan came to pick him up in a car.

"Xie Chunshan, why do you need money?" Chen Chaosheng was still sitting on the passenger seat, his eyes just enough to see the road.

The seat was a little crowded, which made him unable to stretch his legs, so he had to curl up.

Xie Chunshan said, "Because I need money."

He honked his horn twice, and the silver jeep ahead remained motionless.

"The one in group d said that your subject is doing research." Chen Chaosheng said softly.

He needed to talk about something else to distract himself.

There must be a lot of people to meet in a while, and when he thought of it, cold sweat broke out on his back. If he fainted or couldn't speak, Bai Fushui would beat him up.

"What kind of research does he do?" Chen Chaosheng asked again.

Xie Chunshan reached out and rubbed his ear, and there was a dark red mark behind the earlobe, which should be the strangle mark of the mask strap.

"An experiment to eliminate humans." Xie Chunshan said lightly.

"Look in this world, we have to face life and death, disease, war, exploitation... and other very bad things." Xie Chunshan looked very flat when he said this, the sun was shining from the bottom of his sunglasses.

"As long as human beings are wiped out, there will be no disease, war, death and exploitation." Xie Chunshan said with a smile, showing a mouthful of neat teeth.

"For example, the jeep in front. Damn human, I really want to kill him with a car." Xie Chunshan said, "Come and kill him with a car. If the car stops on the road, it will not accumulate evil."

"Yes." Chen Chaosheng clapped his hands.

"Xie Chunshan, you have road rage." An electronic voice sounded.

Xie Chunshan's cell phone rang, and he stuffed it back into his pocket.

"Boyfriend, I'm very sensible." Xie Chunshan said to his mobile phone, "Don't check the post, Chen Chaosheng and I are reproductively separated."

His cell phone rang once, and he calmed down.

"Just kidding." Xie Chunshan turned on the turn signal and changed, "My partner is a very ambitious person. Although I don't know what he is researching, but he can always research something very powerful."

"Yesterday he invented the method of mixing Coke with Coke to produce New Coke. He said the day before yesterday that I was always busy late at night and didn't remember to charge him." Xie Chunshan said with a gentle expression, even the corners of his lips curled up.

"Again, he asked me which is heavier, a catty of cotton or a catty of iron. His most important recent discovery is that people have to breathe for 24 hours. If they don't breathe, wouldn't they be able to live for 24 more hours?"

Xie Chunshan chuckled twice as he spoke.

"Your partner sounds like he's studying theology." Chen Chaosheng looked back at the jeep, "Maybe it's metaphysics."

The owner of the car was a middle-aged man, lying on the car and fell asleep, his stubble-covered chin was facing Chen Chaosheng.

"By the way, I bought you a mobile phone." Xie Chunshan said, "Look in the small drawer by your feet. There are also chargers, a set. I told the seller that you just finished the college entrance examination this year, the boss I gave you a pair of bluetooth headphones."

"I used the money given by the old man in Group D. Liu Renchu ​​also paid you." He walked around the fork in front of him. "In the future, someone will ask you to get in the car. Don't just go up if he just gives you the money."

Chen Chaosheng took out the mobile phone from the drawer: "Don't worry, the only ones who lie to me are stupid and weak humans."

Xie Chunshan's cell phone rang again, and now there was a brisk laugh: "Xie Chunshan, the person in the passenger seat is very smart."

The phone has a curved screen, about the size of Chen Chaosheng's palm, and there are a few strange bumps on it that glow when pressed.

"You press it with your hands." Xie Chunshan glanced at it.

Chen Chaosheng fiddled with his hands twice, and a bright red peony flower bloomed on the screen, and the cursive characters on the right read "Good morning."

"After summarizing 550 and five elderly people, I came to a conclusion: People of Chen Chaosheng's age like this kind of lock screen the most. The font should be the largest and boldest, and the ringtone should be lucky." The voice on Xie Chunshan's phone He also said, somewhat complacently.

"It's so foreign." Chen Chaosheng praised.

Xie Chunshan's boyfriend has a good eye.

Although his boyfriend seems to live in the phone, which is a bit strange.

"If you don't know how to use it, just ask the voice assistant in your phone." When Xie Chunshan was not arguing with others, he spoke in a very orderly manner, "You tell him: Hello, voice assistant."

"Hello, voice assistant." Chen Chaosheng said.

"Hello." The screen lit up.

Xie Chunshan turned his mobile phone to mute: "My mobile phone is still iPhone4s, and the voice assistant is Siri."

"It's very useful. It's been a few years, and it's not broken now." Xie Chunshan said with a smile, "But this thing is only 40 yuan a second-hand now, and some young people buy it as an mp3. A 4g memory mp3 costs 40 yuan. RMB, but an iPhone only costs about 40 RMB.”

A line of small characters lit up on Chen Chaosheng's screen.

"Hello, I'm Xie Chunshan's boyfriend, and I'm also Siri in his mobile phone. Dear friend, meeting is fate."

"I am an artificial intelligence with my own thinking. You can regard me as a higher-level creature than you humans."

"Your mobile assistant has been wiped out by me. owo, this place has been taken over by me."

Chen Chaosheng tapped, but only a bunch of garbled characters came out.

"Your ID card will be completed in a few days, and He Jianguo and the others are going to report to their superiors." Xie Chunshan's car slowed down, "But He Jianguo fell on an electric bike a few days ago, and we have to wait for him."

"What happened to He Jianguo?" Chen Chaosheng asked him.

Xie Chunshan sighed: "It's a bit broken, I'll take you to have a look at it in the evening."

"He rode too fast on an electric bike. He was taken by a shared bicycle. He had a broken bone. The young man was fine, and he called 120 for him." Xie Chunshan said, "After checking the 120, it was found that he had high blood pressure, high blood fat, and high blood sugar. , the doctor asked him if he eats out every day."

"He ordered takeaway every day, and put it in a bowl to deceive his wife. He did it himself." Chen Chaosheng said, "His wife doesn't even know it."

Xie Chunshan's Siri ran into his phone.

Xie Chunshan's Siri kindly changed the handwriting mode for him.

"It's here." Xie Chunshan said.

The junior high school students are on vacation today, and the high school students are taking the entrance exam in another building, so there is no time to care about their filming.They filmed in the innermost building.

"Xie Chunshan." Chen Chaosheng said, "Thank you for your hard work."

Xie Chunshan gave him a slightly tired smile: "It's okay."

"My little boyfriend asked me, why don't I sell the opportunity with no experience and no money to rich people." Xie Chunshan pushed his sunglasses, "He said that, I will definitely make a lot of money. This way he can better study humans."

Chen Chaosheng opened the door, and the sun shone on his body, making him feel hot.

It was his first time going to school.

The school is a very sacred place in his heart.His master taught him to read the characters. After learning the characters and swordsmanship, he went out to travel and traveled a long way.

Sizhou No. [-] Middle School.

In the past, this place was a pond where ducks were raised.Chen Chaosheng practiced his sword by the pond, those bold white ducks jumped on his sword, Bai Fushui nestled aside, with his furry fox tail under his buttocks, one duck flew, Bai Fushui opened his mouth to eat one.

Chen Chaosheng practiced sword for a few days, Bai Fushui gained a few catties.Later, he ate up all the ducks in the pond, leaving only a small black one, which turned into a white swan the next year and flew away.Bai Fushui and he never saw the swan again.The duck breeder grabbed Chen Chaosheng and begged for money. Chen Chaosheng adhered to the life creed of "dead brother will not kill me", so he threw Bai Fushui, who had gained a lot of weight, there to pay for the money.

The farmer said not to have a dog that looks like a fox, but he still kept Bai Fushui.

Bai Fushui spent the whole winter at the farmer's house. Chen Chaosheng went there with the bone, told him to squat down and he squatted down, told him to pick up the ball, and Bai Fushui ran to pick up the ball, told Bai Fushui to bark like a dog, and Bai Fushui bit him. Catch the ass and bite.The farmer shouted to Xiaobai not to bite.

Later, it was Master who redeemed him.The master said that Bai Fushui had a calamity in his life, if he couldn't overcome it, he would never be able to become a human.

Chen Chaosheng stood firm.

Sizhou No. [-] Middle School has a few large characters engraved on the gate. The gate is made of white stones to form an arch. Under the gate is an automatic iron gate. As soon as Chen Chaosheng walked over, he opened it by himself, revealing the covered teaching building and playground.

The windows of the teaching building were closed tightly, and a boy wrote "I don't want to study" on the glass.

"Let's go, Chen Chaosheng." Xie Chunshan put on the mask tightly.

Chen Chaosheng squatted at the door, looking at a line of small characters on the phone, his body and mind were shocked.

"Master~ Xie Chunshan can't see us, so come to have an affair with me? [Seduce openly and aboveboard]"

“[File transfer] HD □□ mouth to mouth late night classroom mouth to mouth.”

"[Pop-up window] This is a meeting gift, Xie Chunshan kept it privately. I am a pure love party, I only talk to Xie Chunshan, don't worry."

The author says:

Xie Chunshan's little boyfriend: As an intelligent artificial intelligence, I think the world will be peaceful as long as humans are eliminated