fish not hooked
Chapter 6 Two Bowls of Tofu Brain
Looking at the stall owner in embarrassment, he smiled and said: "I'm really sorry, I have spent all the money, can you make a note first, I will definitely return it all tomorrow!"
On weekdays, he wouldn't bother to say anything, and would slip away after the Overlord's meal. Anyway, he is very confident in his lightness kung fu, and few in the world can catch up with him quickly.But not today, there is a bride by her side, this little girl can't run away.
Hearing this, the stall owner became angry, threw the towel on the table, grabbed Mo Xiaoyu by the collar and shouted loudly, "Want to eat Bawang's meal? I don't even ask who the master is, even the county magistrate!" Tofu brains have to be paid, if you dare not give the money, come and follow me to see the official!" Pulling Mo Xiaoyu by the collar, he was about to leave.
Don't look at Mo Xiaoyu's thin body, but he is a master of martial arts after all, entering and exiting the palace is like entering a land without people, it is impossible for him to be dragged away by a commoner, and stay motionless on the ground.Although he was very angry, he still had a harmonious face and said kindly: "Shopkeeper, it's not worth alarming the government for these few pennies. I will definitely give it double in the future!"
Why!If it weren't for the fear of making a big fuss and attracting street patrolling police, the shopkeeper would probably have to be beaten up.
"Speaking is better than singing, let you go, and you won't be able to wait for your money next year, obediently follow me!" The shopkeeper dragged Mo Xiaoyu to leave, but he couldn't move, sweating profusely.
Song Rou'er, who was sitting by the side, saw her husband being bullied, which was fine. Girls naturally didn't dare to fight with big and thick men, but it was okay to smash his stall. She picked up the bowl on the table and lit the tofu The pot smashed "crackling, splintering..."
Mo Xiaoyu was stunned, the shopkeeper let go of Mo Xiaoyu, grabbed Song Rou'er and shouted, "How dare you smash Grandpa's things!"
"What's the matter if I smashed you, I smashed it, didn't you want to send us to the official, let's go! Auntie, I will tell you today, he!" Pointing to Mo Xiaoyu, "It's my husband, the chief catcher of the six doors. Golden hook moon, let's go, let's go to see the official!" The shopkeeper didn't pull her, but she pulled the shopkeeper and was about to leave.
These little cuttlefish were so frightened that they put their depressed hands on their foreheads. He was terrified, for he was afraid of mentioning the golden hook moon from Song Rou'er's mouth!
The stall owner lost his temper when he heard that Six Doors was always arresting his head. He looked at him sympathetically, stepped forward, patted his shoulder, and said, "Little brother, when you encounter such a thing, Don't be sad, isn't it just to be a bastard, it's no big deal. You were in a bad mood, and you found a woman for entertainment and you got angry with me. I'm sorry, women are everywhere, and you don't need to be in a tree. hanged from a tree, you two sit down first, and I'll pour you a cup of tea!"
After speaking, the stall owner turned and left.
Song Rou'er sent the stall owner away with strange eyes, turned to Mo Xiaoyu and asked, "Brother Yue, what did he mean just now, why didn't I understand?"
Can't understand?Luckily you don't understand!If you understand me, I will be miserable!He whispered: "It's okay, it's okay! He may be a little out of his mind, don't think about it anymore!"
Song Rou'er let out an oh, but didn't say anything else.
It is said that since Jin Gouyue lost his wife, she really hid at home for a whole day, unwilling to see anyone.But if you always hide, you will definitely be scolded as a shrinking turtle.So, the next day, he continued to look for the whereabouts of the thief. If he loses face, he must save face. If he stumbles over a stone, he must move away and throw away the stone that tripped him. This is his principle of life.
On this day, Jin Gouyue and a few headhunters were patrolling the street. At noon, his stomach was growling.
"Xiaoyue, you still think about this, don't think about it, brother treats you to dinner! Let's go, let's go to Tiankelou." Zhao Dingming said, patting Jingouyue on the shoulder.
Every time he called Xiaoyue, Jin Gouyue felt scumbags in his heart. He had the same name as Du Xiaoyue, the top player in Yihong Academy, but now he didn't have the heart to correct these small problems with him. Even his wife could be stolen by others. Let's go, compared with this, it doesn't seem to be ashamed to be called a brothel prostitute.
A group of people walked to the gate of Tianke Building, and suddenly heard the storyteller's ups and downs talking about the fact that the thief stole the bride who had not worshiped him in a clear rhythm. People on the street looked at him covering their mouths and giggling, and they wanted to find a place to hide in shame.
"Brother Zhao, I think we should change to a quieter place with fewer people!"
Zhao Dingming also heard the sound of storytelling coming from Tiankelou, and smiled awkwardly on his face, thinking, this storyteller's voice is loud enough, "Okay! I know a stall selling tofu nao, tofu nao is good, It’s just that the stall owner is too irritable, why don’t I take you there!”
"Anywhere, as long as no one mentions my unmarried daughter-in-law when I'm full"
Mo Xiaoyu and Song Rou'er were sitting at the stall drinking tea when they heard someone shouting from behind, "Boss, have some bowls of tofu nao!"
"Okay! Several officials please!"
Mo Xiaoyu didn't care too much.
A few people sat down next to Mo Xiaoyu, Jin Gouyue and Mo Xiaoyu happened to be back to back, with their heads drooping, limp like eggplants beaten by frost.
"Xiaoyue, are you still thinking about that? The ancients said it well, there is no fragrant grass anywhere in the world, why bother to fall in love with a single flower, at your age, this family background, this appearance, good girls are lined up waiting to marry Here you go, don't even think about it!"
"Brother Zhao, it's not a question of whether I want to or not. It's embarrassing. Do you know about embarrassment? My daughter-in-law was stolen before she even got through the door, or was she... Hey! I will still have the face to mess around with the six doors in the future." ?” Saying that, Jin Gouyue leaned on the table and sighed repeatedly.
Another head catcher patted him on the shoulder sympathetically, and said: "Boss, it's okay, isn't she just a wife? My sister is twelve years old this year, and she will be married in two years. I decide to marry my sister to you." Well, why don’t a man have to worry about not having a wife, and there are also our brothers!”
"Hey——" Jin Gouyue still sighed, "The water in the distance can't quench the thirst!"
"By the way, I don't know what's going on with that Miss Song's family now? She's also in trouble, and I'm afraid there's more danger than good luck!"
Talking about Song Rou'er, several people stopped. If a good girl falls into the hands of thieves, she will definitely end badly. She will probably be sold to a brothel somewhere, and she will be reduced to prostitution.Several people lowered their heads and drank tea silently.
"Pa——" Jin Gouyue slapped the table suddenly, and said loudly, "You can steal, I will never end with you in this life!"
Behind Jin Gouyue, Mo Xiaoyu spat out a mouthful of water, splashing Song Rou'er across the face.
Song Rou'er wiped the drool on her face, looked at Mo Xiaoyu and said, "Brother Yue, what's wrong with you, are you choking? Drink slowly!"
Just now, she was too busy talking to Song Rou'er, but she didn't pay attention to the person behind her, when she suddenly said something, she was shocked.And the voice seemed a little familiar, and I forgot where I heard it.He looked back vigilantly to see who he had made such a big feud with.
Mo Xiaoyu's sip of water also attracted the attention of the people behind, and the headhunters were curious who made such a big noise after drinking saliva.
Mo Xiaoyu and Jingouyue turned their heads at the same time.
On weekdays, he wouldn't bother to say anything, and would slip away after the Overlord's meal. Anyway, he is very confident in his lightness kung fu, and few in the world can catch up with him quickly.But not today, there is a bride by her side, this little girl can't run away.
Hearing this, the stall owner became angry, threw the towel on the table, grabbed Mo Xiaoyu by the collar and shouted loudly, "Want to eat Bawang's meal? I don't even ask who the master is, even the county magistrate!" Tofu brains have to be paid, if you dare not give the money, come and follow me to see the official!" Pulling Mo Xiaoyu by the collar, he was about to leave.
Don't look at Mo Xiaoyu's thin body, but he is a master of martial arts after all, entering and exiting the palace is like entering a land without people, it is impossible for him to be dragged away by a commoner, and stay motionless on the ground.Although he was very angry, he still had a harmonious face and said kindly: "Shopkeeper, it's not worth alarming the government for these few pennies. I will definitely give it double in the future!"
Why!If it weren't for the fear of making a big fuss and attracting street patrolling police, the shopkeeper would probably have to be beaten up.
"Speaking is better than singing, let you go, and you won't be able to wait for your money next year, obediently follow me!" The shopkeeper dragged Mo Xiaoyu to leave, but he couldn't move, sweating profusely.
Song Rou'er, who was sitting by the side, saw her husband being bullied, which was fine. Girls naturally didn't dare to fight with big and thick men, but it was okay to smash his stall. She picked up the bowl on the table and lit the tofu The pot smashed "crackling, splintering..."
Mo Xiaoyu was stunned, the shopkeeper let go of Mo Xiaoyu, grabbed Song Rou'er and shouted, "How dare you smash Grandpa's things!"
"What's the matter if I smashed you, I smashed it, didn't you want to send us to the official, let's go! Auntie, I will tell you today, he!" Pointing to Mo Xiaoyu, "It's my husband, the chief catcher of the six doors. Golden hook moon, let's go, let's go to see the official!" The shopkeeper didn't pull her, but she pulled the shopkeeper and was about to leave.
These little cuttlefish were so frightened that they put their depressed hands on their foreheads. He was terrified, for he was afraid of mentioning the golden hook moon from Song Rou'er's mouth!
The stall owner lost his temper when he heard that Six Doors was always arresting his head. He looked at him sympathetically, stepped forward, patted his shoulder, and said, "Little brother, when you encounter such a thing, Don't be sad, isn't it just to be a bastard, it's no big deal. You were in a bad mood, and you found a woman for entertainment and you got angry with me. I'm sorry, women are everywhere, and you don't need to be in a tree. hanged from a tree, you two sit down first, and I'll pour you a cup of tea!"
After speaking, the stall owner turned and left.
Song Rou'er sent the stall owner away with strange eyes, turned to Mo Xiaoyu and asked, "Brother Yue, what did he mean just now, why didn't I understand?"
Can't understand?Luckily you don't understand!If you understand me, I will be miserable!He whispered: "It's okay, it's okay! He may be a little out of his mind, don't think about it anymore!"
Song Rou'er let out an oh, but didn't say anything else.
It is said that since Jin Gouyue lost his wife, she really hid at home for a whole day, unwilling to see anyone.But if you always hide, you will definitely be scolded as a shrinking turtle.So, the next day, he continued to look for the whereabouts of the thief. If he loses face, he must save face. If he stumbles over a stone, he must move away and throw away the stone that tripped him. This is his principle of life.
On this day, Jin Gouyue and a few headhunters were patrolling the street. At noon, his stomach was growling.
"Xiaoyue, you still think about this, don't think about it, brother treats you to dinner! Let's go, let's go to Tiankelou." Zhao Dingming said, patting Jingouyue on the shoulder.
Every time he called Xiaoyue, Jin Gouyue felt scumbags in his heart. He had the same name as Du Xiaoyue, the top player in Yihong Academy, but now he didn't have the heart to correct these small problems with him. Even his wife could be stolen by others. Let's go, compared with this, it doesn't seem to be ashamed to be called a brothel prostitute.
A group of people walked to the gate of Tianke Building, and suddenly heard the storyteller's ups and downs talking about the fact that the thief stole the bride who had not worshiped him in a clear rhythm. People on the street looked at him covering their mouths and giggling, and they wanted to find a place to hide in shame.
"Brother Zhao, I think we should change to a quieter place with fewer people!"
Zhao Dingming also heard the sound of storytelling coming from Tiankelou, and smiled awkwardly on his face, thinking, this storyteller's voice is loud enough, "Okay! I know a stall selling tofu nao, tofu nao is good, It’s just that the stall owner is too irritable, why don’t I take you there!”
"Anywhere, as long as no one mentions my unmarried daughter-in-law when I'm full"
Mo Xiaoyu and Song Rou'er were sitting at the stall drinking tea when they heard someone shouting from behind, "Boss, have some bowls of tofu nao!"
"Okay! Several officials please!"
Mo Xiaoyu didn't care too much.
A few people sat down next to Mo Xiaoyu, Jin Gouyue and Mo Xiaoyu happened to be back to back, with their heads drooping, limp like eggplants beaten by frost.
"Xiaoyue, are you still thinking about that? The ancients said it well, there is no fragrant grass anywhere in the world, why bother to fall in love with a single flower, at your age, this family background, this appearance, good girls are lined up waiting to marry Here you go, don't even think about it!"
"Brother Zhao, it's not a question of whether I want to or not. It's embarrassing. Do you know about embarrassment? My daughter-in-law was stolen before she even got through the door, or was she... Hey! I will still have the face to mess around with the six doors in the future." ?” Saying that, Jin Gouyue leaned on the table and sighed repeatedly.
Another head catcher patted him on the shoulder sympathetically, and said: "Boss, it's okay, isn't she just a wife? My sister is twelve years old this year, and she will be married in two years. I decide to marry my sister to you." Well, why don’t a man have to worry about not having a wife, and there are also our brothers!”
"Hey——" Jin Gouyue still sighed, "The water in the distance can't quench the thirst!"
"By the way, I don't know what's going on with that Miss Song's family now? She's also in trouble, and I'm afraid there's more danger than good luck!"
Talking about Song Rou'er, several people stopped. If a good girl falls into the hands of thieves, she will definitely end badly. She will probably be sold to a brothel somewhere, and she will be reduced to prostitution.Several people lowered their heads and drank tea silently.
"Pa——" Jin Gouyue slapped the table suddenly, and said loudly, "You can steal, I will never end with you in this life!"
Behind Jin Gouyue, Mo Xiaoyu spat out a mouthful of water, splashing Song Rou'er across the face.
Song Rou'er wiped the drool on her face, looked at Mo Xiaoyu and said, "Brother Yue, what's wrong with you, are you choking? Drink slowly!"
Just now, she was too busy talking to Song Rou'er, but she didn't pay attention to the person behind her, when she suddenly said something, she was shocked.And the voice seemed a little familiar, and I forgot where I heard it.He looked back vigilantly to see who he had made such a big feud with.
Mo Xiaoyu's sip of water also attracted the attention of the people behind, and the headhunters were curious who made such a big noise after drinking saliva.
Mo Xiaoyu and Jingouyue turned their heads at the same time.
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