COS is very loving

Hope it's true, and hope it's not, because it's so stupid, so fucking stupid! ! !

"When did you... come back?" Li Xi shook the sleeping Orville up, and asked himself calmly.

Little did they know, his tone of voice had completely betrayed him, but luckily, Orville knew what was in his heart. "I just fell asleep, and you woke me up. This is what I want to ask?"

"Uh... just a little curious, because... because you weren't here when I was sleeping." Is this reason valid?

Orville thought for a while, and finally said: "It's silly, but it's cute!"

Li Xi completely believed in Orville, and didn't know what he meant. Because of embarrassment, he didn't ask any more questions, but just wanted to change the subject: "Hey! Really... Could it be that Hughes didn't come today? I'm starving to death, why? Haven't asked brother to eat yet?"

Orville frowned, trying to speak clearly, but... say it again?That's really impossible, I'm so angry! ! !

"Before I feed you, how about feeding me first?" After speaking, he bit Li Xi's white and tender thigh without hesitation.

For some reason lately, every time Orville sucks blood, he reacts... and, now, this pose is... erotic! So... Li Xi bounced all of a sudden, right on Lord Orville's face...

"Ah...I'm so sorry...I didn't mean it! You..." Li Xi's face was very red, and he couldn't speak easily because of embarrassment...

Orville looked up at Li Xi who was at a loss, blushing and heartbeating, licked the corners of his lips playfully, and gently stroked the place where Li Xi had just played. "Good! Now I'm even hungrier..."

Then our kitten Li Xi was eaten up by Orville's big devil, and there was not even a scum left!

38 I am not a noob

Li Xi was the Nth person who had eaten and slept, and after eating and sleeping, while Orville was not at home, Li Xi weighed himself for the first time.

"Damn! It's really... I'm blinded by my titanium alloy dog ​​eyes!!!"

It's just that in 7 or 8 days, he gained a full 15 catties!What is this concept?In other words, if he continues to stay like this for a few more days, he will soon enter the fat world! ! !This is even more exaggerated than the growth rate of pregnant women! ! !

For this cognition, Li Xifeng was in a mess and petrified for a long time, damn it!This is really scary! ! !

In the end, he attributed the occurrence of this tragedy to Orville.If you don't go to [Blood? Night Festival], you won't meet Orville!If he hadn't met Orville, his life track would still not change!If it wasn't for Orville not allowing him to eat instant noodles and other so-called junk food, he wouldn't be overnourished and gain weight!If it weren't for Orville, he might go to work non-stop, and then exercise moderately, and he won't gain weight! (He completely forgot that before he met Orville, he was also an otaku.)

To sum up: Orville is the instigator of his weight gain!

Squeezing the non-existent fat on his waist and abdomen, Li Xi put on an expression of a senior grieving woman.Then for a long time I swore secretly in my heart: I will go out today and be happy!Absolutely not going home, must let that bastard Orville stay in the boudoir! ! !What kind of fuck is this Nima?Lao Tzu's chest muscles and abdominal muscles (are you sure you have them?) are all fat! Hey! ! !

It has always been Li Xi's principle to do what you say, and it took him more than ten minutes to find the only one he had, which was also a solid color slim-fit shirt with a preppy style at the bottom of the box. High state canvas shoes that are often worn.

Not to mention, Li Xi, who had never known how to dress up, made a fuss for himself, a young boy with a clean temperament and a preppy style.

Because of the weather, Li Xi chose a taxi when going out.The first stop is of course Seville's house, because where is his son Xiaobai!He hadn't seen him for many days.

The doorbell rang for a long time before Seville came to open the door in messy clothes. Li Xi's first thought was that this guy didn't know who he brought home to hang out!

"Hehe... How are you! I'm so sorry for disturbing your sleep!" He said sorry words, but the person had already walked around him and entered the house as usual.He didn't have the attitude of being sorry at all, and sure enough, after hanging out with Orville for a long time, even his back became straighter!

Seville didn't care either, obviously he was very used to this family's behavior.Yawning and talking to Li Xi, he didn't even bother to bring plain water (who is to blame for this? If it wasn't for his precious son, why would I?).

"Are you looking for the little guy? Ah...he's still sleeping! You...call yourself! I haven't woken up yet, I really...ah... have to continue to catch up on sleep!"

"Oh, okay! I..." Before Li Xi finished speaking, Seville disappeared in place. "Fuck! Nima's..."

Li Xi black line!These vampires are so fucking rude! ! !One and two are like this, if they don't disappear in place, will they die or what? !Fortunately, there is an Orville in the family who often does this, otherwise he must be more than just a black line, and it would be a great skill not to faint!

"Xiaobai? Xiaobai! Son? I'm here, get up quickly!" At the door of Xiaobai's room, Li Xi started calling Xiaobai. Thinking of seeing Xiaobai soon, Li Xi was still very happy of.

But there was no Xiaobai in the room, only a lonely air conditioner lying on the bed.Where did that little white go! ?Thinking of the last time, Xiaobai ran away from home because he was left out in the cold, and then...

"Ah... Xiaobai? Where are you?"

Li Xi began to rummage around, in the quilt, under the bed, in the nightstand, in the closet, behind the door, in the bathroom, on the window sill, and in the vase on the window sill.

"Ah... Xiaobai? Don't scare me! Come out! Where are you hiding? Come out quickly! Why is it not everywhere?"

As soon as Xiao Bai arrived at the door, he saw Li Xi jumping up and down busy.A row of black lines naturally slid down from the corner of his forehead, and the corner of his mouth twitched. He looked at the busy figure speechlessly, and finally broke through when he saw Li Xi rummaging through the flowers and turning the whole vase upside down.

"Dad! Excuse me... are you looking for some gold, silver and jewelry?"

After Li Xi heard the sound, he threw the vase regardless and went straight to the source of the sound.After seeing clearly that it was Xiaobai, he immediately hugged Xiaobai in his arms, and said with satisfaction: "Ah, I finally found it, so it's here!"

The kid Xiaobai despised him extremely, and rolled his eyes, but who told him that was his father?You can't really say something like "I despise you!"I had to say: "Dad, can you let me go? It's embarrassing to hold me like this! Are you an adult?"

"Oh! Ah? Ah, ah!" After thinking about it, I realized that this kid was actually looking down on himself in a disguised form, right?Is this really... really against him?

This time it was Li Xi's turn to twitch the corners of his mouth. What a good man!

Seeing Xiaobai looking at the room and frowning, Li Xi also looked at it, and then felt that it was... that he should frown!It's too messy, is there any wood?You obviously didn’t feel it when you rummaged through it, didn’t you?But why is it so... messy now?In order to hide his embarrassment, he quickly changed the subject.

"Uh... um... where were you just now? I came to look for you, but there was no one there!" Wang Tian... looked around, but he didn't look inside the room anyway.

"I slept at the idiot's place, so I'm not here! Here... Huh... I really doubt that if it wasn't for Uncle Orville, would our family have been turned upside down by you?" Little Bai didn't look down on Li Xi, but When ordinary people are looking for someone, they don't know how to look for flowers, or look in vases, right?

"Damn! What are you talking about, hey? Before I met him, I must have been alone for 7 or 8 years! Besides, our family is not made by Orville, right? It's Hughes! Hughes Do you know?" Li Xi frowned, how dare a brat look down on him so much?

"Forget it, get out! Let the idiot tidy up." It was very natural, as if this matter should be like this.

"Oh..." Anyway, he wasn't asked to tidy up, so why should he care so much?As soon as he turned his head and left the bedroom, he didn't know anything!quack……

Seville was picked up from the bed, and then the little white child directed him to clean up.Li Xi felt that it had been a long time, why hasn't it been done yet?Can he go first?

"That... Xiaobai? Shall I go first? It's really a bit..." Bored, can he say it?Better stop talking!Although it was Xiaobai's bedroom that was overturned, it was also someone else's home!Is such a person qualified to be boring?

"Uh...Okay! You go back first, wait for me to tidy me up, and go to find you!" The little adult's tone seemed to be that Li Xi was the kid who was in the way. "Oh! Forget it, let Uncle Orville pick you up! I'm afraid you might get lost when you go home."

strike!super hit!It's just a big hit!What does that mean?He's not that badass, is he?Depend on!Who is the father and who is the son?Isn't it just a holiday? ...

But just for a moment when Li Xi was shocked, Orville had already appeared in front of him with black lines all over his face.Without further ado, he dragged the person along and disappeared.

Li Xi hasn't come to his senses yet, he has already returned to his den.In the end, I could only silently leave the wide kelp noodles in my heart, and then shouted to the sky:

"Damn! What the hell is this shit? I... Xiaobai, what did you say? To make Orville