The Otherworldly Reclamation of Orcs

The joy of making the bamboo slips yesterday had cooled down in just one night.Early this morning, apart from Beast and Luna who had nothing to do with themselves, Qi Qi and Mu Sha didn't have the joy of yesterday's new finished product on their faces.Of the two of them, one was dying of the task he had just randomly accepted without thinking, while the other was still thinking about the patriarch's attitude yesterday.

Qi Qi sat quietly in the corner of the grass behind the Musha tent, thinking about what happened yesterday.The patriarch's performance can undoubtedly be said to be a test, Qi Qi was silent, wandering in the clan these days, he also knew the fact that he was still a young cub in the orc clan.The longevity of the beast race, children like Qi Qi who are less than 50 years old and talented according to his description are almost immature and immature existences in the beast race, but now, in the eyes of the beast race, he is so young. Frequently do something extraordinary.Silently casting his gaze to an unknown corner, even if he encounters such a thing, he will treat that person differently, not to mention that he is still a strange existence here.

On one side, Musha's wailing kept coming into his ears.Not long after dawn this morning, he pulled him out of the animal hide nest. Seeing Mu Sha's abnormally excited appearance, Qi Qi knew that this person didn't sleep for most of the night last night, and Mu Sha was indeed as Qi Qi thought. Like staying up all night.

Last night, Mu Sha had just accepted the mission of the patriarch. He was eager to perform, and after returning that night, he spent the night alone by the fire thinking. Until dawn, he still had no idea, so he hurriedly wiped the light of the day to find Qi Qi.

Creating characters is a big deal, not to mention Mu Sha who is so anxious that he is about to shed his hair, even Qi Qi who knows a lot has no clue.Of course, writing is not unfamiliar to him, as long as he wants, he can directly entrust modern writing.But as he expected at the beginning, the characters he knows cannot express all the languages ​​​​of the orcs, and Chinese characters and English are too difficult for orcs with this level of civilization to understand.

He came to look for Qi Qi early in the morning. After Dao Ming came, Mu Sha was poured a bucket of cold water by someone he had always admired, and the young male beast, who was almost magical in Mu Sha's eyes, had nothing to do for the time being.Disappointed and anxious, but in the end, Mu Sha still insisted that two people's thinking is better than one person's guessing, so he specially invited the person he had always been optimistic about to go to his house together.But now, the person whom he had placed high hopes on clearly sat alone on the side without much cooperation, thinking about his own affairs.

Kneeling on the side, Musha poked the soil in his hands, looked at the sand and then looked up at Qi Qi who was sitting on the grass, looking like I was thinking deeply.Looking at Qi Qi's appearance, Mu Sha thought that he was trying to help find a way, and was moved in his heart, but he opened his mouth several times, but couldn't say the words of gratitude.As an inventor, Musha deeply understands the importance of inspiration to a person, and he doesn't want to interrupt Qiqi's train of thought by interrupting him suddenly.

On this side, Mu Sha was considerate and didn't want to disturb, and was deeply impressed by Qi Qi casually again. On the other side, the face of the person who was originally thinking suddenly changed, and stood up suddenly.

Seeing this, Mu Sha hurriedly stood up.Just wanted to ask Qi Qi if he had thought of something, but the person who didn't want to stand up seemed to blow past him like a gust of wind, and disappeared.

Mu Sha froze for a moment, staring blankly at the empty grass field, eyes full of bewilderment.What's going on here?

Outside the stone wall, among the criss-crossing tent paths, Qi Qi was struggling to run with a dark face, and his face was extremely smelly.However, at this moment, the unusually bright and cold eyes were very firmly looking at the direction of his residence in the distance, and approached there with big strides.That vicious look seemed to be about to do something heinous.

Hope he makes it in time!Ziqi was irritable.

Qiqi was the only one who went back with Musha, because it was too early, Luna would not be there at this time, and the beast had to prepare for the morning hunt and did not follow.Recently, because Beast is trying his best to match Musha and Luna, he will definitely follow Qiqi as soon as he goes, but during hunting periods like the morning, he usually rushes over after hunting.

There was almost wind under Qiqi's feet, and the road from Musha to his house was not far or near, and it took about 10 minutes to walk down quickly.

In just 10 minutes, Qi Qi felt like a century had passed!Qi Qi's face was cold, his nerves were tense, and his scalp was slightly numb, but after seeing the flickering figure in the rotten tent where he lived, his tense nerves relaxed for a moment and then tensed again.

The corner of his forehead twitched, and Qi Qi twisted one corner of his mouth.He shouldn't have followed Mu Sha early in the morning, he usually wants to at this time!

Gritting his teeth firmly, the person who finally rushed into the tent ignored the beast who was extremely surprised by his sudden return, and pulled the person in front of him awkwardly and embarrassingly.

The hand was pulled, and the stunned man came back to his senses.I was confused for a moment, but I immediately reacted after seeing the familiar but more embarrassing situation in front of me.

The corner of the mouth suddenly raised a smile uncontrollably, such things are shown once or twice almost every day.Looking at the smile on the beast's face, I felt that the person who was being ridiculed instantly straightened his face, and there was an imperceptible blush on his unattractive face, which was a rare blushing today!

Looking at the people around him with novelty and excitement, the beast's eyes were shining, and then he turned around familiarly, his eyes still shining brightly led him to a wild grass field with few people.

As the name suggests, the wild grass land is full of weeds, and the dense weeds are ten feet high. Once people squat down, they can hardly see anything anymore.

The man who followed the beast walked silently all the way, and after stopping on the wild grass, he dodged silently and hid behind the grass.There was a groan in the grass, and the sound of cloth rubbing could be clearly heard. Qi Qi was now solving a major event in life-going to the toilet.Yes, it’s going to the toilet. In layman’s terms, it’s going to the toilet.

Qi Qi would not easily ask the beast for help, but he has been bothering him from the very beginning about going to the toilet, which has made him extremely depressed since he came here.A big man who needs someone to bring something to the toilet is not Qi Qi being hypocritical, but a creature of a civilized society, and a well-educated child from a big family, who can bear the shame to defecate in the wilderness, but asks someone to help guard it. It is rare.So, traveling to the wild and backward world is really not a happy thing, because there, you don't have the most headaches, only more headaches~

The person who troubled others again squatted behind the bushes with shame in his heart but no expression on his face.Now he can face things like urinating and defecating anywhere very calmly, but, without toilet paper or anything, Qi Qi has a dark face, silently looking at the object that the beast wiped for him in his hand-a big green leaf.

Holding Ye Zi's hand tightly, writing or something, he must make a substitute for toilet paper before that!

At this moment, the person who couldn't bear it finally broke out.No longer caring about the weird issue of over-age performance that he was still worried about just a moment ago, the person who had been smoldering in his heart for a long time swore angrily in his heart.

This time, the person who solved the physical problem took a particularly long time.The beast looked suspiciously and worriedly at the still extremely quiet grass, faintly worried that the man had encountered some danger in the grass, there were no large beasts here, but there were still many other small but dangerous things in the grass.

Looking at the direction of the grass with concern, Qiqi didn't feel strange that this kind of special request beast, on the one hand, he was satisfied because he was dependent on his male beast, and on the other hand, he was also happy that Qiqi was different from other male beasts. The Xijie of the beast.However, the joy in my heart has faded, and if these special things will cause dangerous beasts, I still hope that my male beasts can be more ordinary.

Qiqi's individual requirements for going to the toilet are Xijie in the eyes of the beasts. Almost all the orcs in the entire tribe do not take baths often, let alone what they need to pay attention to when going to the toilet. It's a very good phenomenon, that is, the beast, an alternative existence, is not surprised by Qi Qi's unusual request, and at the same time, it does not clean itself like other orcs, and does it extremely meticulously.

The grass that had not moved for a long time finally started to move after about an hour in modern times. After the rustling sound, the people behind the grass also came out.

The person who had been worried all this time shot his gaze at him immediately, but immediately shrank his neck and carefully focused his gaze on the person coming.

Qiqi's face was so ugly, he hadn't seen such a dark expression for a long time!Beast thought timidly, thinking that he was angry because he couldn't help laughing just now.Beasts don't know what to settle accounts after the fall, but it seems that it is not uncommon in the Beast Clan to get angry afterwards.

The face of the person who came out of the grass was uglier than when he entered. Qiqi didn't even look at the beast, and walked straight towards home.

He was constipated!He suddenly remembered that he accidentally ate too much barbecue last night. He had been worried about this kind of problem and kept eating barbecue in moderation, but because he was suddenly tempted by the patriarch last night, he carelessly ignored it!The dark-faced man walked all the way, uncontrollably letting out his anger.Behind him, the trembling man followed behind Xiao Xiaobu, completely daring not to make a sound.

The author has something to say: a little spoof~

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Squatting in the grass to poop or something, children in a civilized society really can't afford to be hurt, and toilet paper...

Lemon looks at the sky, what did ancient people use to wipe PP?

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Another: Thanks again to sunnysong for mine~o(≧v≦)o~

The double thank you promised by Lemon will definitely be fulfilled when I am free in a few days.

This is a special offer because I received the first thunder lemon~