[No...the condom is pretty good, I want to ask if, that is, if the chrysanthemum is injured, is there any ointment that can be used? 】
[Wow!Brother Ji Yang, you are cruel enough!You bought all the condom lubricating oil and even injured your little one. You are really amazing! 】
When Ji Yang saw Li Qingqing's words "Your Xiaoshou", his whole body trembled, and he wanted to explain but didn't know how to explain it.
Because if it's not a small shou, then wouldn't Li Qingqing... treat Ji Yang as a small shou? !
How could Ji Yang make Li Qingqing think so? He selectively ignored these four words, as if he didn't see them.
[No wonder you can walk with Niu Fatty, you two are equally talkative, can you answer my question first, let's settle the business first and then talk about fifty cents? 】
When Ji Yang thought of the way Gu Ye frowned in pain today, he felt distressed and blamed himself, that's why he asked Niu Pang for Li Qingqing's number when he entered the classroom.
I just want to ask quickly, is there any medicine that can be applied on the place like the chrysanthemum, because the pain of the chrysanthemum must be uncomfortable, what if I have poop?
Will it be painful constipation?
[Yes, when do you want it?I'm going to deliver food to Niu Pang later at noon, why don't I bring it to you by the way? 】
[Okay, you can bring it to me at noon.Of course, if you are willing to bring two extra meals, it is also possible. 】
【... Tsk, you are Niu Fatty's friend, not mine, we haven't reached this point, right? 】
Ji Yang giggled, thinking that this little girl Li Qingqing is also very funny, and she is also Niu Pang's girlfriend, so it's okay to chat together!
【I'm Niu Fatty's brother, today's meal counts as your apology for what happened yesterday! 】
Li Qingqing on the other end of the phone was holding the phone and laughing out of breath, 【All right, who made me a rotten girl?For the sake of being so handsome and gay, I will bring you meals and medicine at noon, and deliver them on time when you finish class at noon! 】
[Two copies! ] Ji Yang put the phone down after emphasizing it.
Then I tried to listen to the get out of class sincerely, but... what was the teacher at the podium above talking about?He babbled a lot, each word could be understood separately, but why did it sound like a foreign language when put together?
Can't understand anything.
Sure enough... a scumbag is a scumbag, don't try to be a top student, and Ji Yang's foundation is not well laid, let alone be able to understand it just by listening to the lectures.
After all, Ji Yang is a top scumbag among the scumbags who can even make mistakes in elementary school math problems.
If the scumbags also have rankings, then Ji Yang must be No. 1, the No. 1 among the top students and the No. 1 among the scumbags, it seems... well matched?
When Ji Yang sent Gu Ye out of the school at noon, he followed Niu Pang to find Li Qingqing, um, and then at lightning speed, Li Qingqing ran away with his mobile phone.
Because Ji Yang didn't want to expose his hot side in front of Niu Pang... just... not so good.
If Niu Pang knew that he, a mighty, domineering, handsome and elegant boss, had no restraint in such things as sex, and... also bought this kind of medicine that was used in unspeakable places.
Well, for dignity!Take it and run!
Then he sent a message to Li Qingqing to tell her not to say more.
After seeing Li Qingqing's text message, she was completely relieved and went directly to the old place to wait for Gu Ye.
Because what Li Qingqing said was, if you want me to say it, I will not say it, what if the fat man is also bent, it is rare for me to meet a straight man who suits my taste so much!
That's right, rottenness will turn into rottenness, but don't be too rotten in front of your boyfriend, because if your boyfriend is bent by you, then it will be embarrassing.
When Gu Ye's tutoring ended, he looked up from under the tree and saw Ji Yang holding a small long box and watching intently.
"Come down." Gu Ye called out.
When Ji Yang heard this, he jumped down quickly, and then gave the rice in his hand to Gu Ye, "I didn't get the rice in the cafeteria, it was brought by Niu Fatty's girlfriend. Guess who his girlfriend is!"
Gu Ye took it, "How would I know who it is?"
"Guess what, you've even eaten her vinegar!" Ji Yang secretly stuffed the ointment into his back pocket.
Gu Ye saw it sharply, but didn't say anything. He pretended he didn't see Ji Yang's tricks, but he felt sweet in his heart. He thought that a careless person like Ji Yang would never think of buying ointment.
Ji Yang is indeed careless, but he has never been careless when it comes to dealing with Gu Yede.
"Guess, if you think about it, you can definitely think of it."
Gu Ye sighed, "The little girl from the pharmacy the day before yesterday."
"Yes! I said you can guess it!" Ji Yang pulled Gu Ye to sit down, opened the lunch box and gave it to Gu Ye first, and then took Gu Ye's box lunch to eat by himself.
Gu Ye glanced at Ji Yang's butt, and sighed helplessly, feeling sorry for the bottle of ointment, wishing it would be stronger.
"How can I not guess, besides her, who else have I been jealous of?"
As soon as Gu Ye finished eating, he was dragged back to the teaching building by Ji Yang, "Let's go to the bathroom."
Gu Ye let go of Ji Yang's hand, took a step back and looked at the pocket on Ji Yang's butt.
Ji Yang turned to look at Gu Ye, "I found a problem, Gu Ye, do you really like my background? I always find that you deliberately slow down!"
"Yeah." Gu Ye nodded.
It was yes before, but now Gu Ye is really just curious if Ji Yang has sat down on that bottle of ointment.
Ji Yang smiled triumphantly, "Sure enough, I have such a good figure, I can fascinate you even when I walk!"
"Just be happy." Gu Ye took the lead into the toilet, and when he saw no one was there, he dragged Ji Yang in. He reached out to find the ointment on the back of Ji Yang's buttocks, entered the compartment, and locked Ji Yang outside.
[Wow!Brother Ji Yang, you are cruel enough!You bought all the condom lubricating oil and even injured your little one. You are really amazing! 】
When Ji Yang saw Li Qingqing's words "Your Xiaoshou", his whole body trembled, and he wanted to explain but didn't know how to explain it.
Because if it's not a small shou, then wouldn't Li Qingqing... treat Ji Yang as a small shou? !
How could Ji Yang make Li Qingqing think so? He selectively ignored these four words, as if he didn't see them.
[No wonder you can walk with Niu Fatty, you two are equally talkative, can you answer my question first, let's settle the business first and then talk about fifty cents? 】
When Ji Yang thought of the way Gu Ye frowned in pain today, he felt distressed and blamed himself, that's why he asked Niu Pang for Li Qingqing's number when he entered the classroom.
I just want to ask quickly, is there any medicine that can be applied on the place like the chrysanthemum, because the pain of the chrysanthemum must be uncomfortable, what if I have poop?
Will it be painful constipation?
[Yes, when do you want it?I'm going to deliver food to Niu Pang later at noon, why don't I bring it to you by the way? 】
[Okay, you can bring it to me at noon.Of course, if you are willing to bring two extra meals, it is also possible. 】
【... Tsk, you are Niu Fatty's friend, not mine, we haven't reached this point, right? 】
Ji Yang giggled, thinking that this little girl Li Qingqing is also very funny, and she is also Niu Pang's girlfriend, so it's okay to chat together!
【I'm Niu Fatty's brother, today's meal counts as your apology for what happened yesterday! 】
Li Qingqing on the other end of the phone was holding the phone and laughing out of breath, 【All right, who made me a rotten girl?For the sake of being so handsome and gay, I will bring you meals and medicine at noon, and deliver them on time when you finish class at noon! 】
[Two copies! ] Ji Yang put the phone down after emphasizing it.
Then I tried to listen to the get out of class sincerely, but... what was the teacher at the podium above talking about?He babbled a lot, each word could be understood separately, but why did it sound like a foreign language when put together?
Can't understand anything.
Sure enough... a scumbag is a scumbag, don't try to be a top student, and Ji Yang's foundation is not well laid, let alone be able to understand it just by listening to the lectures.
After all, Ji Yang is a top scumbag among the scumbags who can even make mistakes in elementary school math problems.
If the scumbags also have rankings, then Ji Yang must be No. 1, the No. 1 among the top students and the No. 1 among the scumbags, it seems... well matched?
When Ji Yang sent Gu Ye out of the school at noon, he followed Niu Pang to find Li Qingqing, um, and then at lightning speed, Li Qingqing ran away with his mobile phone.
Because Ji Yang didn't want to expose his hot side in front of Niu Pang... just... not so good.
If Niu Pang knew that he, a mighty, domineering, handsome and elegant boss, had no restraint in such things as sex, and... also bought this kind of medicine that was used in unspeakable places.
Well, for dignity!Take it and run!
Then he sent a message to Li Qingqing to tell her not to say more.
After seeing Li Qingqing's text message, she was completely relieved and went directly to the old place to wait for Gu Ye.
Because what Li Qingqing said was, if you want me to say it, I will not say it, what if the fat man is also bent, it is rare for me to meet a straight man who suits my taste so much!
That's right, rottenness will turn into rottenness, but don't be too rotten in front of your boyfriend, because if your boyfriend is bent by you, then it will be embarrassing.
When Gu Ye's tutoring ended, he looked up from under the tree and saw Ji Yang holding a small long box and watching intently.
"Come down." Gu Ye called out.
When Ji Yang heard this, he jumped down quickly, and then gave the rice in his hand to Gu Ye, "I didn't get the rice in the cafeteria, it was brought by Niu Fatty's girlfriend. Guess who his girlfriend is!"
Gu Ye took it, "How would I know who it is?"
"Guess what, you've even eaten her vinegar!" Ji Yang secretly stuffed the ointment into his back pocket.
Gu Ye saw it sharply, but didn't say anything. He pretended he didn't see Ji Yang's tricks, but he felt sweet in his heart. He thought that a careless person like Ji Yang would never think of buying ointment.
Ji Yang is indeed careless, but he has never been careless when it comes to dealing with Gu Yede.
"Guess, if you think about it, you can definitely think of it."
Gu Ye sighed, "The little girl from the pharmacy the day before yesterday."
"Yes! I said you can guess it!" Ji Yang pulled Gu Ye to sit down, opened the lunch box and gave it to Gu Ye first, and then took Gu Ye's box lunch to eat by himself.
Gu Ye glanced at Ji Yang's butt, and sighed helplessly, feeling sorry for the bottle of ointment, wishing it would be stronger.
"How can I not guess, besides her, who else have I been jealous of?"
As soon as Gu Ye finished eating, he was dragged back to the teaching building by Ji Yang, "Let's go to the bathroom."
Gu Ye let go of Ji Yang's hand, took a step back and looked at the pocket on Ji Yang's butt.
Ji Yang turned to look at Gu Ye, "I found a problem, Gu Ye, do you really like my background? I always find that you deliberately slow down!"
"Yeah." Gu Ye nodded.
It was yes before, but now Gu Ye is really just curious if Ji Yang has sat down on that bottle of ointment.
Ji Yang smiled triumphantly, "Sure enough, I have such a good figure, I can fascinate you even when I walk!"
"Just be happy." Gu Ye took the lead into the toilet, and when he saw no one was there, he dragged Ji Yang in. He reached out to find the ointment on the back of Ji Yang's buttocks, entered the compartment, and locked Ji Yang outside.
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